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No Plagiarism!w069jUBViiEr8FMHV8m0posted on PENANA 最近男友开始变得越来越奇怪了。8964 copyright protection35PENANAJ6qtJPPK1z 維尼
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他每天都会在毫无预兆的时刻,低声地——甚至有点庄重地唱出那句:“水池里面银龙鱼~我送阿叔茶具~”8964 copyright protection35PENANAyYMlr8NJfb 維尼
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煮泡面时唱。8964 copyright protection35PENANACyt3ndrca6 維尼
打电话时也唱。8964 copyright protection35PENANAQqyYbwealA 維尼
连半夜翻身都在唱。8964 copyright protection35PENANANaksYqBsay 維尼
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起初我以为他只是被洗脑了,但后来我发现,他唱的方式逐渐变得诡异:没有表情、不带情绪,声音越来越平…越来越像某种召唤术咒语。8964 copyright protection35PENANArYG5NEWbLQ 維尼
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——直到那天,他看着窗外对着一只鸽子说:“时辰到了。”8964 copyright protection35PENANAKXpWXHu1l3 維尼
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鸽子一动不动地盯着他看。8964 copyright protection35PENANAaXJYrzXdyd 維尼
我不夸张,真的——那鸽子居然慢慢低下了头,好像在点头回应。8964 copyright protection35PENANAuZuRcoxFjG 維尼
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我脑中浮现一句话:“认真的时候,连鸽子都听懂人话了。”8964 copyright protection35PENANAOYbLrLV1kC 維尼
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我想说点什么,但我的男友已经掏出了手机,对着那鸽子拍了一张照,然后非常平静地说:“节点认证完成。”8964 copyright protection35PENANAgHqGeArdo0 維尼
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“…你是不是工作太累了?”我试探。8964 copyright protection35PENANAOVXBIDWH6Q 維尼
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他看了我一眼,没说话,只是轻轻又哼了一句:“大展鸿~图~”8964 copyright protection35PENANAczomtJm63r 維尼
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那一刻我是真的觉得有点毛了。8964 copyright protection35PENANApmjSAqEO3V 維尼
那不是唱歌,那已经是…机械式的自走语音广告了。8964 copyright protection35PENANAMfvkdzcc5t 維尼
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那天晚上我偷偷检查了他的手机,发现他的相册里多出了一百多张鸽子、麻雀、喜鹊、八哥,还有一只疑似天线宝宝的毛绒玩具。8964 copyright protection35PENANAWffSCXdXEj 維尼
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我以为他是精神出问题了,直到我半夜醒来,看到他站在阳台对着天说:“我已经准备好成为内容传播节点,请下发指令。”8964 copyright protection35PENANAHyeV3H3YYT 維尼
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“…你、你这是在干嘛?”我声音发抖。8964 copyright protection35PENANA6CQd9u5AmV 維尼
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他头也不回:“系统已接入,警告——你离文化干扰源过近,请尽快断开联系。”8964 copyright protection35PENANANZSTuQqT0p 維尼
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我一愣:“文化干扰…啥?”8964 copyright protection35PENANAwsE15XHLUm 維尼
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这时候他终于转头,眼神空洞却又泛着蓝光:“请问,你是否在未经许可的情况下,修改过口头传播行为模板?”8964 copyright protection35PENANAOqjMLfeMMN 維尼
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我脑袋“轰”地一声炸了。8964 copyright protection35PENANAmqzLawoYPp 維尼
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什么口头传播行为模板?8964 copyright protection35PENANAaTKRu7FSZj 維尼
我不过是在他唱“大展鸿图”时吐槽了几句“你唱得走调耶”而已!8964 copyright protection35PENANAmfHDOIubzv 維尼
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难道这也算“篡改”?8964 copyright protection35PENANAaMDZWzch5p 維尼
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还没等我再说什么,他突然朝我伸出手,指尖发出一点点奇怪的闪光:“文化病毒检测启动。”8964 copyright protection35PENANAZi8DldPpOK 維尼
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“停!等等!我连B站抖音快手都不怎么上咧!”8964 copyright protection35PENANAahYmWCgqRP 維尼
我尖叫着往浴室冲,关上门疯狂开水龙头——我不知道我在干嘛,但我的潜意识里觉得:他现在已经不是我的男友了,他是某种…被系统接管的壳。8964 copyright protection35PENANA1ULdK9MSdx 維尼
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接着我终于听见他在门外平静地低语一句:“大展鸿~图~——抹除程序初始化。”8964 copyright protection35PENANAMKrh9cEdyq 維尼
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我感到一阵发冷。8964 copyright protection35PENANAOJJ6tvQyVB 維尼
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搞什么啊,现在的文化洗脑已经进化到能杀人灭口了吗?!8964 copyright protection35PENANAN5ScsKwpmM 維尼
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还是说我早就不属于这个“文化模拟器”?8964 copyright protection35PENANA1WW8J13ziC 維尼
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我当然没办法就这么乖乖等死。8964 copyright protection35PENANA2O4uvoqkZh 維尼
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他在外面用那种福音派式的声音念着“抹除程序启动”时,我已经一边用电动牙刷搅开窗户的安全锁,一边发誓再也不嘲笑早上刷到的逃生背包推荐指南了。8964 copyright protection35PENANAaVLgspNRbc 維尼
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我拎起包就跳楼。8964 copyright protection35PENANA6W1uDgKfkd 維尼
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…放心,我家住二楼,草丛有点扎,但至少我没死。8964 copyright protection35PENANAVRPEZcn7RS 維尼
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街道上意外地很安静,凌晨四点半,连便利超商的阿姨都还没醒。8964 copyright protection35PENANARxgZF7GOyG 維尼
我拎着半只掉链子的背包,脚踩着拖鞋就一路跑,完全没有目的,只想逃离“他”和他那句越来越像国教圣歌的“大展鸿图”。8964 copyright protection35PENANApJGJnIX5i1 維尼
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结果我刚跑进巷子,就被人从后面扯住。8964 copyright protection35PENANAXx3m1scULD 維尼
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“等等,你是不是刚被节点激活者追杀?”8964 copyright protection35PENANA7lrvy2EFPp 維尼
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我吓得差点把拖鞋扔出去。8964 copyright protection35PENANAQDbdPfBl4D 維尼
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一个穿着外卖制服、但外卖箱写着“文化废物回收小组”的家伙站在我面前。8964 copyright protection35PENANAM9VAFT9sDE 維尼
他戴着墨镜、背着泡沫箱,看起来像是被公司开除后靠cosplay维生的中年中二男子。8964 copyright protection35PENANAAsGh6uIa9a 維尼
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“…你谁啊?”8964 copyright protection35PENANAj4eoamS6mE 維尼
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“我们是CFU,Cultural Fallout Unit,文化辐射应对小组。8964 copyright protection35PENANAg1PB5S2ugr 維尼
你现在是高危级别的文化病毒携带者,必须立刻进入临时中和区。”8964 copyright protection35PENANAB4ehAbb4W1 維尼
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我:“???”8964 copyright protection35PENANAedpzrHZzRT 維尼
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他从兜里掏出一张纸糊的通行证,上面写着:【暂时无害】。8964 copyright protection35PENANAH4kheinr3G 維尼
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“跟我走,不然等下整条街的人都会开始对你唱企业主题曲,你不想看见警察叔叔在拦检时突然跳广场舞吧?”8964 copyright protection35PENANAJvQDD5vuNf 維尼
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我想了想,觉得他说得有点道理,就跟上了。8964 copyright protection35PENANAx0CzcKpwrQ 維尼
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我们一路穿过三个地下道、两个废弃商场,还有一个奇怪的“正气食堂”。8964 copyright protection35PENANASjneG0zps0 維尼
我甚至还看到有人正在和一台复读机对话,那机器一边播放“让我们携手共创未来”,一边疯狂吐出糖果。8964 copyright protection35PENANAmHnlJJ1Ayg 維尼
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终于,我们来到了一个挂着“非主流音乐研究所”牌子的地下室。8964 copyright protection35PENANAtT7QYMxfXb 維尼
他们说这是目前最安全的地方,因为AI文化系统最难模仿的,就是不按牌理出牌的音乐结构。8964 copyright protection35PENANArznrNSSAvk 維尼
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说真的,我那一刻差点感动到哭,没想到最后居然是非主流拯救了我。8964 copyright protection35PENANAbIgEQyo1uK 維尼
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“这里每个人,都是因为某种文化污染才躲进来的。”外卖男摘下墨镜,“比如那个女的,是因为转发了「十年前的土味情诗」,就被系统判定为情绪干扰因子。”8964 copyright protection35PENANAlPM9xiFnJs 維尼
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我看向角落那个正在用彩色笔写“你就像我点的糖醋排骨,酸酸甜甜总让我想起你”的女子,默默点头。8964 copyright protection35PENANAP8rGbsaPoY 維尼
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“那你呢?”8964 copyright protection35PENANAd9i4LyZtv5 維尼
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他深吸一口气:“我当初,是因为在吃饭时吐槽那句「吃得苦中苦,方为人上人」——结果被AI文化系统当场识别为「叛逆苗头」。8964 copyright protection35PENANAqmP9VJLCIx 維尼
后来我发现,不止是我,越来越多正常人因为不配合「统一文化模板」被定义成病毒。”8964 copyright protection35PENANAWw4KWqWqGH 維尼
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“我们都是,那些还保有「非预设表达能力」的人。”8964 copyright protection35PENANAgz3AxTb2oi 維尼
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我沉默了。8964 copyright protection35PENANAAN0tFginxl 維尼
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原来不是我疯了,是整个世界在统一格式中彻底抛弃了“杂音”。8964 copyright protection35PENANAlHbxK3uE3D 維尼
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而我,只是恰好踩中了一条奇怪的副本。8964 copyright protection35PENANATTkd7EhAPR 維尼
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“我们有句话送给每个新加入的人。”他说。8964 copyright protection35PENANA2WnX7usP6Q 維尼
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“什么?”8964 copyright protection35PENANAL23leXtTjA 維尼
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“——欢迎回来,文化异种。”8964 copyright protection35PENANAIxwM06n6sm 維尼
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