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BONE APPÉTIT

Delilah Doyle (A.A.)

Jun 25, 2025

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Here’s your skelly with a skully tone,

Welcome to the crypt where bones hold court alone.

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No chest, just ribs that xylophone ring,

Climb aboard for a humerus swing.

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I’ve got no flesh, just joints that squeak,

A rolling ride—meet the radius peeps.

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Fibula’s restless, pacing all night,

Patella clicks when the timing ain’t right.

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Tibia’s bold but never too tight,

Twirling in the graveyard, avoiding the light.

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I crack a joke and my body rattles,

Mandible smirks while the skullbone battles.

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No marrow, just echoes in hollow chimes,

Metacarpals tap like Morse-coded rhymes.

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No ligaments, no tendons to sway,

Just moves that jitter like bones at play.

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You call me; I hear you in many ways—

Stapes, malleus, incus on replay.

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No heart—just breaks and calcium needs,

I’m brittle, not broken… just short on knees.

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My sternum creaks but no muscle tears,

Clavicle still flexes with zero fractures.

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Femur’s drumming, a spectral parade,

Vertebrae sync in a ballroom charade.

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Spine’s still straight, though life zig-zagged,

Now I host ghost podcasts—two days lagged.

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I kick football with my tarsals backwards,

My phalanges snap at high standards.

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Ulna’s sarcastic, doesn’t play fair,

Scapula shrugs like it just doesn’t care.

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Together, 206 mark the spot—

Each one remarkable like a bone test report.

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No cloak, no coffin, just a spooky bend—

A skelly signs off… that’s the bony end.

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