十分鐘前,瘦仔喺街巿天台等佢老豆嚟救,佢老豆雖然喺殯儀館做打齋佬,但係降魔伏妖呢啲嘢佢真係識條鐵,不過愛子心切,唯有硬住頭皮上。11Please respect copyright.PENANAz5kdTeNHTS
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仲記唔記得,我叫伍浩昌,我老豆叫伍錦泉,佢做殯儀嘅,我幾歲開始就喺殯儀館出出入入,有咩大場面未見過吖,不過講真,住咗喺到咁多年都未見過鬼,就算兩年前單意外咁大獲,好多邨民都話見到嘢但係都無我份,我老豆話我陽氣過盛,好難撞邪。自從遇到張靜初之後,我就好似見鬼多過見人,唔好話長毛核突,再核突嘅鬼都見過,呢個月以來真係增廣見聞,本來都唔想煩到我老豆,但係真係性命尤關,希望老豆救到我地,原來「出外靠家人,在家都係靠家人」呢句話係真既,老豆,我好驚啊……快啲黎啦!11Please respect copyright.PENANAWTKKW96k6Z
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「喂!老許,呢鋪大獲喇!我個仔撞咗隻勁嘢啊!」瘦仔老豆收線之後,隨即打比行家兼老友求救。11Please respect copyright.PENANAprp6Mx9LiM
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我係瘦仔老豆伍錦泉,五十四歲,喺殯儀界大大話話都打滾咗三十幾年,基本上識我嘅11Please respect copyright.PENANAqpMCMAKDlg
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都叫我打齋泉,我每日都接好多場show架,我講緊破地獄遮,原則上除咗年初一二三四之外,幾乎年中無休,仲勁過譚詠麟同張國榮!講返正經,你叫我超渡亡魂真係易過食生菜,嗰幾句口訣倒轉背都仲得,不過今次係捉鬼,唔係講玩,其實自兩年前交通意外,我都估到呢一日會出現,只係無諗過會發生喺我兩仔爺身上。11Please respect copyright.PENANAMA1YfV0H0c
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「茫茫酆都中,重重金剛山,靈寶無量光洞照炎池煩,九幽諸罪魂身隨香雲旛,定慧青蓮花上生神永安。」11Please respect copyright.PENANAaoO1Dwpzk3
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老許係我識左幾廿年嘅老友,佢除咗係老差骨之外,亦係道行好高嘅茅山師父,不過咁啱佢成家去咗旅行,我又唔識驅鬼,唯有打電話問捉鬼。11Please respect copyright.PENANAqZ3y3bgyDS
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「老許,阻到你唔好意思!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAUJQPix9vDT
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老許:「講啦,幾十年兄弟!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAurv4BhKQlq
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「呢鋪大獲喇!我個仔撞咗隻勁嘢!」11Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZdkskfoL5
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老許:「有幾勁,咩來頭?」11Please respect copyright.PENANAXWjfBobjBL
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「鬼上身,仲要係厲鬼果隻!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAwcBlmjUW4D
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老許:「咁真係好大鑊喎,隻鬼捉咗你個仔?」11Please respect copyright.PENANAaH2vuoE0X0
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「我個仔走甩左,佢個朋友就比隻嘢纏住。」11Please respect copyright.PENANAMfqbr3ZZ8s
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老許:「鬼上身,都唔難攪嘅,帶對紅筷子去夾佢中指啦!」11Please respect copyright.PENANA5rm9CGnpnv
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「斃就斃在呢隻嘢生前係個癲佬呢,仲要做埋枉死鬼,點攪?」11Please respect copyright.PENANAPPOZHo9yzn
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老許:「咁啊……有,記唔記得之前我送比你嗰枝降魔杵?」11Please respect copyright.PENANA65Mh8hL1gG
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「有啊!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAKQBNIO61Nj
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老許:「一陣去到見到隻嘢就對準佢眉心飛過去!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAByAYtGZMTf
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「就咁就得?」11Please respect copyright.PENANAAu3YCXJsGU
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老許:「唸多句法咒!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAC4p2SerXd5
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「天靈靈地靈靈果啲?」11Please respect copyright.PENANAS6CbYQ2Dsg
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老許:「做戲咩,跟住我講,九天應元雷聲普化天尊!」11Please respect copyright.PENANA8jFe3zvUWL
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「就咁就得?九天咩咩天尊?」11Please respect copyright.PENANAToj5gTJnIk
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老許:「係啦!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAtPGr8pZKGh
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「記唔到啊,咁長!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAmj7r2nvwiD
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老許:「咁啊……最多我唔收線,一陣你去到隻鬼到開speaker,等我唸咒!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAgOgzSSWiN0
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「多謝老許!」11Please respect copyright.PENANA9vyEdaYAaQ
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老許:「多咩謝!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAErHVKkuzMq
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「好!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAt6H9FsqxoU
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就係咁,伍錦泉帶同法器趕往街巿,匯合瘦仔之後去到街市門口,就見到發狂嘅肥彪捉住阿初。11Please respect copyright.PENANAJhQjMIdhlq
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「喂!老許,隻嘢變咗做妖怪啊!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAKCioiXu80D
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老許:「唔洗驚,鬼始終係鬼,幻化造型都只係嚇下人,惡唔出樣。」11Please respect copyright.PENANAsXY35l21K0
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「但係佢可隔空捉人喎!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAzyMpqawSxG
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老許:「一定係附近有佢生前嘅怨物,所以法力增強,你望下佢有拎住啲野?」11Please respect copyright.PENANAIxMOtqDRRT
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「有,豬肉刀!」11Please respect copyright.PENANASky2RZ6B83
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老許:「得,你開speaker,我數三聲就對準佢眉心掟過去,散左佢妖氣先!」11Please respect copyright.PENANA3w3GyFnKfU
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「咁鬼遠好難掟喎!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAaX6W1EXK1L
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呢個時候,瘦仔搶左枝降魔杵。11Please respect copyright.PENANAYzFQxWRehD
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瘦仔:「交比我,我係掟標冠軍!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAf8k153GNzj
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老許:「一!二!三!!九天應元雷聲普化天尊!!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAsi1rzkTM1O
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降魔杵隨法咒飛出,果然一擊即中,肥彪妖氣大洩,阿初即時倒地,瘦仔同老豆上前迎救。11Please respect copyright.PENANAVf0BuTvFSJ
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瘦仔:「無事吖嘛?」11Please respect copyright.PENANAslvBwIXAud
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阿初:「咳……差啲比佢攪掂!」11Please respect copyright.PENANA1cdQ1MMO8l
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瘦仔老豆拎左道符出黎,貼左係把豬肉刀上面,肥彪痛苦萬分,妖魂被封印喺刀入面。11Please respect copyright.PENANAYJS9IsYu86
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肥彪:「我---唔---甘---心!!!!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAKZDLAu5MxJ
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肥彪發出最後狂叫,成個街巿突然好似地震咁震咗兩下。三人行返出街巿,三大三細鬼喺門口恭迎佢地。11Please respect copyright.PENANA3MeeNhE3yK
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阿初:「咦,你地仲未走?」11Please respect copyright.PENANA2T6gSr2dL8
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阿哥:「肥彪一日未消失,我地都仲未可以投胎!」11Please respect copyright.PENANATrB2giD4XG
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阿妹:「怕醜仔好野!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAwcZsIHVcuS
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阿初:「我都話我唔係怕醜仔囉…」11Please respect copyright.PENANAPjMp717KJn
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阿初望一望門口外面個垃圾桶,「三魂六魄」四個字仲係到,佢開始有啲介懷字嘅意思。11Please respect copyright.PENANAIoSBlx2Xs9
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老豆:「瘦仔已經講左比我知大概發生咩事,我而家將隻鬼封左喺把刀入面,等我老友返黎再超渡佢,應該可以解決件事,其實住咗係到咁多年,點會唔知有鬼吖,不過佢地無犯我,我就唔理咁多!」11Please respect copyright.PENANA8EKij2Yqci
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瘦仔:「咁又係,咦,你地有無攞埋把刀出黎?」11Please respect copyright.PENANAcqj5IhU5WU
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阿初:「乜唔係你拎咩?」11Please respect copyright.PENANA6tnaXvPGWr
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瘦仔:「仆街!!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAe1uIEk3TLW
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阿初同瘦仔走返入街市,發現把刀已經唔見左。11Please respect copyright.PENANAHs6cqYrRHN
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阿初:「快啲搵返把刀啦!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAdG9Pk5Tn6f
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瘦仔:「唔洗搵喇……你睇……」11Please respect copyright.PENANAfcxtd30LaW
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係佢兩個嘅不遠處,見到有人拎起左把刀。11Please respect copyright.PENANAUwMwK3XcA1
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阿初:「秋……秋傻!!!」11Please respect copyright.PENANAUXtD9nSTqo
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滿身鮮血既秋傻好詭異咁笑左聲,之後就係佢地眼前消失……11Please respect copyright.PENANAuFariohuqa
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