我突然諗起尋日果兩張紙，我就不斷搵，搵左好耐，都係無，估計已經唔見左。
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算啦，好彩我仲記得果個whatsapp號碼"&##&"，我就加左佢，仲可以whatsapp。
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哇，個號碼入到既，咩料呀，我就即刻whatsapp佢。
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我:你好
&##&:你好，有咩幫到你
我:我想問下依家發生緊咩事?
&##&:你依家想知啲咩野?
我:我電話有個女友1號同女友2號係咩事?
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等左一陣，佢好似無回覆，我就再問。
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我:仲有我前女友個電話唔啱就係咩事?
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等左好耐，從佢個whatsapp頭像右邊可以睇到在線中。
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等到唔耐煩既我，終於唔等，直接開電腦牙都唔鬼刷，諗住打多一頭半個鐘先再算。
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一開電腦第一件事，當然係上skype同fd傾下計交流下啦。
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點撚知一通話，啊強就爆左句粗:「屌你呀？」
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介紹一下啊強先，佢係我中二識既第一個朋友。
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依家都算係老死咁啦，咩都傾一餐，打機一定預埋我，份人幾好架。
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話反轉頭，我心諗咩料，無啦啦比你屌?
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「今日你唔係話約左啊柔架咩？做乜鳩係度skype?」啊強繼續講。
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「下，你up乜鳩?邊撚個叫啊柔呀?」我好無奈。
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我諗左一諗，會唔會係啱啱拍我門果個女仔呢？哦，原來佢叫啊柔。
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啊強好愕然咁話:「你打機打上腦呀？你條女囉，唔好扮哂野喎」
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我心知不妙，講撚錯野，唔撚知點解釋之際.....
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突然whatsapp有人搵我，我仲以為係果個乜撚&##&答我野。
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「等等我，我好快返黎。」我同啊強講。
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之後就立刻用9秒9飛去個電話度。
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一睇發現係女友2號whatsapp搵我......
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女友2號:你見點呀？
女友2號:不如我上黎睇下你呀？
我:唔洗啦，休息一日無野。
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屌你，仲以為係&##&,原來係第二個女友搵我，我當然就9秒9回佢阻住佢上黎啦。
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我諗諗下覺得唔對路，我唔係同啊柔講唔舒服架咩？你又知？
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唔通啊柔同呢個女友2號講左？唔對路喎。
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姐係我同啊柔一齊，個女友2號係唔知既，而我同女友2號一齊都係一樣，啊柔都係唔知既。
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同時之間﹐啊柔同女友2號都係識既。
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諗到呢度就更加唔明，咁點解啊柔要同呢個女友2號講呀，明明係我同啊柔既事？
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我諗極都諗唔通，突然又有一個whatsapp,係女友2號搵我。
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女友2號:我到左你樓下啦!
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我一睇到呢句，心入面「頂」左一聲。
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依家係唔係玩撚我呀，我咩都未搞清件事就一個個上黎。
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之後我正想回女友2號叫佢唔好上黎住既時候，個&##&回覆左我。
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我當然即刻開黎睇....
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&##&:你有兩個女友，而且雙方女友都知，佢地都唔介意你有第二個，白滑皮膚果個叫啊柔，身材好好果個叫啊情。
&##&:你今日係約左啊柔去睇戲食飯，你推左佢，佢以為你想見啊情先同佢講，
&##&:仲有你之前個女友已經唔係呢度，從來都係你幻想出黎，唔係真，係你發夢諗出黎，你忘記佢啦。
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我望住個電話，係度諗，會唔會係咁呀？
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姐係話我一直都係訓緊教，之前所有野都係發夢？
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但係點解會咁真？真到好似尋日仲係另一個世界咁。
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仲有呀，呢個電話號碼係畸怪，點睇都似依家發夢多啲囉。
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突然我從耳機入面聽到啊強個傻的嗎係度講野。
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「喂，依家係唔係玩架，又要call我，call完又話等等，玩鳩我姐，係玩就開無主之地啦。」
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「sor呀，啊情話搵我，唔撚得閒打機住。」我即刻帶上耳機，秒回啊強。
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「唉，你就好啦，有兩個咁好既女朋友，我諗我呢世做毒撚，無人要架啦。」啊強發出無比既杯具聲，好似係度葡萄我咁。
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「唔撚抵得我呀？唔講依啲野住先，啊情上黎啦，下次再講啦，拜拜。」
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我準備收線既時候....
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「喂，我打後3日都得閒，唔洗返工架，有咩skype我啦，拜拜。」
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我神速答佢:「哦。」結果最後係佢cut左線先，都唔知啊強聽唔聽到我答佢。
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之後我就諗諗，仆街，大撚獲，牙都未刷，點見人呀。
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我就9衝去廁所，正當想攞杯，門口出面已經出現「啪!啪!啪!啪!」既聲音。
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唔撚係呀，咁快?早知回佢whatsapp先啦，叫佢唔好咁快上黎住嘛，我唯有開左門先算。
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我開門之後，見到一個樣都幾靚女，白白地皮膚，個胸應該有d cup，應該三圍係36 24 36既身材既女仔。
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我諗我眼前呢個女仔就係啊情，我當時扯撚哂旗。
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狗公上身咁，上下打量下啊情，真係好撚索。如果有得比我屌就好啦。
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法官大人，我屌呀。
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啊情睇到我咁撚狗公，一句車埋黎。
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「屌，平時睇唔夠咩，比你搞埋好冇?」
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「好呀!!」當時既我已經無哂理智，流撚哂口水咁話。
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仆街，做乜鳩呀我，要冷靜啲先，唔好咁狗公。
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我就即刻燈左一聲。
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「呀....唔係，係覺得你今日特別靚姐」我笑笑口講。
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「開門啦，口花花咁。」佢有少少紅面同怕羞。
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「唔係嘞，我平時都係咁。」我就一路開個岸鳩死人鐵閘。
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佢一聽完呢句個樣變撚哂，我心諗咩事呀？我做錯野？
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「你熱氣定無刷牙呀，個口咁臭既？」啊情揞住口。
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之後佢望下我個死人樣就話:「你啱啱起身呀？快啲刷牙啦,個口好臭呀。」
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我就衝左入廁所，企左一陣，諗左一個計劃....
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既然佢係我女朋友，咁我咁做都唔係好過份姐。
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當時我產生邪念，或者我真係無見過咁正既女仔。
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突然衝左出黎，睇到閂住閘既啊情。
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啊情令左轉頭，望住我講:「你唔係去刷牙咩？」
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我就將計行事，走到佢面前，咩都無講。
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我將塊面不斷移向啊情塊面到，佢好似知我想點，就嘴左埋去我左邊面到。
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我當時心諗，yes!!我個計劃成功了，仲要係pad好撚慢既超成功既感覺。
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嘴完之後，佢就話:「好嘞，去刷牙啦。」
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我當時個樣爽到，好似上左天國咁，第一次比靚女嘴。
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之後我就好似低b仔就跳下跳下果種細佬仔先做既野咁樣比左去刷牙。
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我刷完牙之後，望住啊情佢坐左係個梳發度禁電話。
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佢一見到我就停左手，望往我。
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我不禁有啲難過情，所以唔咁直接望住佢。
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我係度諗，唔會掛，佢真係我條女？會唔會咁索呀。
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一個咁索既女仔，點解會揀我做佢男朋友？仲要同其他人分男朋友呢？
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