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司機從上衣內袋拿出手槍,但這也在我的預料之中8964 copyright protection576PENANAX81tUiIuJn 維尼
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【窩草,還有這種操作?】8964 copyright protection576PENANAUnH05fZZQI 維尼
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做一下伸展運動,讓肌肉舒緩一下好了。8964 copyright protection576PENANAL6F19MI0Pk 維尼
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【你就是今天入住的殺人犯對吧,名字叫什麼】8964 copyright protection576PENANA1KbyC5R3ek 維尼
【我不是殺人犯,快放我出去】8964 copyright protection576PENANAK4AhK0y9n6 維尼
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但是我現在沒辦法動,行動被封死了。580Please respect copyright.PENANApDdppZZACs
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【草】8964 copyright protection576PENANAVUKeg6okRN 維尼
【喂,看這裡】580Please respect copyright.PENANAKOQCAaGq32
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是我對面的人打來的pass580Please respect copyright.PENANAUOZTRO9BgA
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巡邏官沒有被吸引注意力,不愧是巡邏官,發現這只是個啞炮。580Please respect copyright.PENANArIOoky1NlP
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出乎意料的不知道什麼飛過來,命中了巡邏官的頸部。580Please respect copyright.PENANAw1GAcYpicL
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巡邏官倒下了。580Please respect copyright.PENANAtk8niD4pw4
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(好像是什麼注射器的針頭)580Please respect copyright.PENANA2yNwsAEKuo
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原來不是啞炮,我順利的得到了鑰匙。8964 copyright protection576PENANARhHak1BaZ9 維尼
出了鐵門後,順便再重新把鐵門鎖上。580Please respect copyright.PENANANCgk0zyxBx
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【這下子換你坐牢了,誰叫你那麼囂張,噗】580Please respect copyright.PENANAhVzGFhvoTg
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放下被我反鎖的巡邏官不理,當然,幫我ㄧ把的前輩也是要放出來的拉。580Please respect copyright.PENANAi0pUBev1uO
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我也解開了他的房門。580Please respect copyright.PENANA75VYKltRmq
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【多謝了阿】580Please respect copyright.PENANASDxteNfmdN
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【小事ㄧ樁,其他人呢,要放他們出來嗎】580Please respect copyright.PENANAL5ziegghDW
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【不知道…】580Please respect copyright.PENANAIrev3qLLkj
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既然不知道,那就由我做決定吧。580Please respect copyright.PENANAWx5uQkucYb
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【各位,別睡了,看我這邊喔】580Please respect copyright.PENANAwAvdAdYj2d
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拿著手上的鑰匙580Please respect copyright.PENANAfGTaz9f2JN
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【【哦哦哦哦】】580Please respect copyright.PENANAA2SeKY0eU6
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囚犯們彷彿看到沙漠中的綠洲580Please respect copyright.PENANAsDzN10CJkE
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【沒錯,這就是牢房的鑰匙,接下來說出你們喜歡的事物】580Please respect copyright.PENANAgFNuNTd4Yn
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【蘿莉】8964 copyright protection576PENANASwsHSOgDpP 維尼
其中ㄧ位囚犯最先回應了我580Please respect copyright.PENANA6qRCHpVP76
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看來是蘿莉控,我決定放他出來580Please respect copyright.PENANA8lPjK1RVqa
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【唔哦哦哦哦,ㄧ生無悔控羅莉】580Please respect copyright.PENANApqNpZHMBx9
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接下來的人也陸續的回應我8964 copyright protection576PENANAcJsdboDmF5 維尼
【小妹妹】580Please respect copyright.PENANAXe7fyQ8OLc
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【大腿】8964 copyright protection576PENANAOZnGR8CR8c 維尼
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【禦姊】8964 copyright protection576PENANAD7TFs0tZGB 維尼
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【摳腳大漢】.8964 copyright protection576PENANAxhdvJX6azQ 維尼
好,全部人都放出來了,我真為我的效率感到佩服,等下,摳腳大漢是什麼鬼580Please respect copyright.PENANAK6haSdIKRW
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【但是,外面守備森嚴,這樣出去ㄧ定會被抓到】前輩說道580Please respect copyright.PENANAWJypjiW6sY
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【沒辦法,只好使出那ㄧ招了】8964 copyright protection576PENANAgioGIKV4gL 維尼
身為黑暗龍捲風的我,其實有隱藏的絕招,那是我常年騷擾小學生鍛鍊出的究極體術奧義。580Please respect copyright.PENANA13Mw7ib6Pj
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【聽好了,大夥,在我出去後,你們就跟上我的腳步】580Please respect copyright.PENANA9Cl1sUeAdD
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眾人聽著我的話嚥下了唾液,如今我取得了他們的信任,大夥決定把希望都壓在我身上了。580Please respect copyright.PENANAMgkP1VUAKs
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【好,要出發了,都做好準備了嗎】580Please respect copyright.PENANAnGWqLFTL7i
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【OK,隨時都可以】580Please respect copyright.PENANAqJTXPykARx
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ㄧ團人擠在監獄入口處的門,我拿著手上的鑰匙,準備把門打開。580Please respect copyright.PENANAk9u2IbI1LD
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我把門打開,往外面跑580Please respect copyright.PENANADqUZ70s18x
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【GO!】580Please respect copyright.PENANAyWXkl8IhmB
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後面ㄧ大群人跟著我580Please respect copyright.PENANAPEzosfTNPK
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遇到了在入口處的守備頭580Please respect copyright.PENANAZPmm3p5YZR
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守備頭拿起了手上的廣播8964 copyright protection576PENANAwqCDsLRezt 維尼
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然後拿起手槍,指向我們,但他只有一個,寡不敵眾,連槍都沒握好就被我們碾壓過去,踩在地上580Please respect copyright.PENANAYJoHg4ooya
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我搶走了他手中的通信器,然後開始鬼吼鬼叫580Please respect copyright.PENANAK2x6Qi4wBi
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【嗚喔,哇阿,逃獄計畫失敗拉,沒想到他有機關槍,我們都死光光啦】580Please respect copyright.PENANA2W6tGVxK2r
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然後大夥兒還是卯起來往前衝,只是警備沒有想像中的森嚴,也沒有把入口給關閉。580Please respect copyright.PENANAiVzTIr1F5Y
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來到一樓,眼前就是通往自由的大門。580Please respect copyright.PENANAcrU5ubJAG9
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滿滿的警衛580Please respect copyright.PENANAB5ik0eM0oM
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【都到這裡了,怎麼能善罷甘休】580Please respect copyright.PENANAthn2kMYigD
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幫我一把的前輩這麼說道580Please respect copyright.PENANAZd2D3aG3v1
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警衛通通舉起了槍,看來這次是來真的580Please respect copyright.PENANAiM4SaCo0jj
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【我就是這次逃獄計畫的頭目】8964 copyright protection576PENANAZc2OC3kHZ2 維尼
我舉起雙手,向前走去580Please respect copyright.PENANAx8YNYEYxcz
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【不準動,再走一步我就開槍了】8964 copyright protection576PENANADYLfZpvpSn 維尼
我停下了腳步580Please respect copyright.PENANApzwgDpcrCD
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【看來是沒轍了,對不起了各位】8964 copyright protection576PENANA63j5UnUxeY 維尼
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有人讀懂了我的暗號,並向大夥示意。580Please respect copyright.PENANAdMX5OpuDT9
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3580Please respect copyright.PENANAlsXUO8zvtt
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GO580Please respect copyright.PENANAxnslPbmjDf
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大夥開始往前衝580Please respect copyright.PENANAFDpQnfJVN5
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警備員扣下了板機,但是在那同時580Please respect copyright.PENANAPGqtLU22qT
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【超必殺!!無限大龍捲】580Please respect copyright.PENANAIrbpgPFrmB
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我消失得無影無蹤,脫光了在場所有警備員的衣褲,然後華麗的在門口擺了個pose580Please respect copyright.PENANAjdoB86JZOK
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【……………………….】580Please respect copyright.PENANALjYK7oEvuh
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【雖然好下流可是謝謝拉,幫大忙了】580Please respect copyright.PENANAAyJaEGl7Ra
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趁著混亂,大家都順利逃獄成功了。8964 copyright protection576PENANAQJmw5h7ybe 維尼
在那之後,我有了450人的粉絲後援會,同時也上了鳳梨日報頭條。8964 copyright protection576PENANAFKWR4OALFE 維尼
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