運動會!這是個與我無關的日子
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『去年』
帶枕頭!沒什麼人注意到我,就這樣抱著枕頭睡,一直睡一直睡,然後趣味競賽兩人那量根棍子夾球折返跑
佳績~
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然後睡覺,一直睡一直睡,然後回家
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整體除了睡就是等,回家媽才跟我說我後頸整個曬傷了!
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當天沒事,隔天…好痛好痛好痛!
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『今年』
卡比獸抱著我的枕頭,一瞬間全班知道了(昨天有人公開提醒我帶枕頭,所以覺得大家應該都知道,而且不用他提醒我也記得!)
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上午,看書看書,卡比獸睡了我的枕頭
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上午過一半,好多人睡我的枕頭
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幸虧我週末睡樓下,今天就是洗衣日,不然就地放枕頭還被很多人睡過我也不太覺得這樣衛生
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中午,多一個餐桶,滿滿的都是大支的炸雞腿!油潤的表面映著燈,金黃色的油潺潺流落
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我真不知道我一天突然不吃早餐可以餓成這樣,自從暑假開始還接著早上都有時間買早餐的課表後,我幾乎每天乖乖吃早餐
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這天就是沒吃早餐!上午餓的很,似乎因為這樣,一般看了就膩到有點小反胃的超油雞腿我也吃了
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其實吃完飯菜剩那一支心血管疾病機率倍增劑的時候,八分飽的我正在猶豫要不要吃,但仍然敵不過一瞬間的衝動
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快吃完的時候我真的覺得從嘴到胃都很膩,到這時候才停止
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但是來不及了
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下午天殺的像分娩一樣一直陣痛,很痛!後面頒獎還跑去廁所過了好一陣子
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(順帶一提,阿公老爸兩個在兩年內都因為膽結石割掉膽囊,因此或許是先天,或許是阿公殘害身心的飲食要求,讓我們祖孫三代在消化系統方面都不是太好
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從嘴到腸,幾乎跟正常人不太一樣,腹瀉率跟疼痛也遠遠超過一般人,尤其是油脂消化
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膽囊很重要就是在於胃液儲存跟油脂消化,他們年齡落差卻在接近的時間爆發結石絕不是偶然,想當然這後天影響也讓我經不起油脂高的食物)
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真不知道午餐完那一小時是怎麼跟卡比獸睡得那麼爽的
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說完本人的今天,是時候談談本班今天了
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早上到校就往棲息地集合,全班穿著班服好有團隊感,集合放東西完就是跟全校站在跑道當防風林等著進場
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三年級一班一班的進場,防風林們的腳都快酸死了!
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二年級進場了,繼綜合聯隊的舞旗後(媽呀!什麼班級啊!)後我們是第一個表演班
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本人倒是穩穩的進去站著,後面的時候走出去翻牌子,然後一行人退場,從頭到尾沒存在感沒真實感沒參與感
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終於!一二年級創意進場完了!
是時候統計了,去年五六班的PPAP,今年認真數了,有一首超好聽但我也不知道名字的洗腦歌重複五遍
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再來之前教官說到懲罰要跳的抖肩似乎受洗腦的不只我們班,三班都挑這個,雞當主題的也有三班,越南風斗笠的也有兩三班
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(雖然我們班對於勝利跟第一已經因為經驗太大麻木了,但我不太相信昨天還在排四成動作的我們班那麼屌
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不過看看別班一比較…我們班不拿第一好像對不起人類)
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然後進場完了,對!就是每有活動必要的令人挑戰耐心上限的冗長沉悶的演說
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聽一小時多快兩小時,雨都沉不住氣,天也黯然無色開始落淚,自然界的嘆氣也吹的某班的氣球把運動會變汽球嘉年華,雖然幾秒就跟飄向北方的歌詞一樣飄向北方了
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演講完了!舉校歡騰!日殞再燃,皂雲白離,唉風一變春風吹,悲雨一停天照萌心火,好不暢心娛性而力欲竭綻
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再來,懂得,花式跑步,一個幾百幾千加公尺就成了個項目,然後跳一跳再輪流跑步順便給棒子
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上午快完了!好棒棒啊!拍拍手!還真是沒變化
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再來趣味競賽,四個人的康加舞在肚子放三顆排球折返走,咱班練習都沒有,三分快四分不知道快不快呢?
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分成五組的話我覺得算快
(回憶開始前三分鐘)
29:欸欸欸!跟卡比說1左2右
30本人:複述一遍卡比早聽到的話
卡比:哦
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以上重複好多次,又提出腳怎麼走步伐怎麼樣,還說好攻略四五次
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到我們了(第二個是我),瞬間肚子多了一顆球,然後一直推
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卡比:要倒了!不要推啦!
符雨:夠了啦!誰在推啦!
29:不是我
28(尾):啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
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一瞬間,回來了,算算不到四十秒
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再來下午就睡覺拔河了,天殺的說要拔河全班集合,結果閒了兩小時多秒殺兩場還是閒,重點是不能回去!
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再來比完拔河就演講回家了!
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本日劇中!天殺的真夠久的
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NG:1
看書中
卡比:枕頭好舒服喔!
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繼續看書
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?:枕頭!!
?:放這裡啦!
卡比:不要不要!
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…吵雜中…
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啪!啪!
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符雨:嗯?(抬頭)
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…枕頭…被另外兩個睡了…
繼續看書
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啪!
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符雨:…怎麼…多了一個
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啪!…啪啪!
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三個人躺著枕頭,其他同階的都躺了下去
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原來…枕頭的影響力…好強
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NG:2
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符雨:老師!我肚子痛先去廁所喔!
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到了後
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喀!
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符雨:…剪刀…對喔!你在…暗…袋…裡
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剪刀:…
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符雨:…
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剪刀:…
剪刀:看屁啊!撿啊!
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符雨:對不起啦!!
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NG:3
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石頭:我要錢!我好餓!誰有錢!
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符雨:我有!…十塊錢!
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石頭:石塊能買什麼啦
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符雨:……愛
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石頭:…
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符雨:…
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石頭:…石塊拿來,你得到我的愛了
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話說晚上,有一點點靈動而已,剛剛好收到七張符又領了一張,看看消息,馬上有一隻SSR
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抽了,沒有!抽的過程還出了三隻!
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抽完,SSR SSR SSR
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消息一排都是SSR!
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數到三秒就有一隻SSR,我抽快十次沒有一隻?!
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光著二十分鐘左右至少出來二十隻SSR!
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