【凌家 I 】小兔不吃回頭草 - 7. 天然呆兔保護計畫

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【凌家動物園 I 花心豹吃兔計畫】小兔不吃回頭草

By 喵芭渴死姬

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7. 天然呆兔保護計畫

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洗去一天勞動的汗水後，凌小兔一回到房間，就見貝兒坐在床上盯著自己賊笑，看得他一陣毛骨悚然，因為他知道，每次貝兒露出這表情時，都准沒好事。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohbJpjDHsQ
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「小兔哥～～～」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs79SheaXva
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果不其然，一聲甜甜的呼喚還拉著極長的尾音，讓小兔不禁打了個機伶，「幹、幹嘛？」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBUehaJb3A
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調皮地揚起眉毛，貝兒直接開門見山地問：「雞泥在追你對不對？」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvicsmPLZ1
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「欸欸？！！」這問題讓小兔瞬間如被煮熟的兔肉，臉頰熱滾滾地發紅，「沒、沒有的事，別亂說！」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFfStKO4ry
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「沒有的話，他幹嘛一直跟著你啊？」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDDNTFD2ir
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一直跟著我？968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopKz0zw7Wd
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聞言，小兔楞了一下，疑惑地問：「你怎麼知道他一直跟著我？」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaFLFRyLWe
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於是，貝兒將前幾天拍完香朵菈廣告後發生的事，以及今天早上付墨偷在門口等人的事，全說了出來，小兔聽完後，不禁呆了。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8PJPRBS7a
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「嘿嘿～小兔哥開桃花運啦！！」見他那副天然呆樣，貝兒就知道自己挖到大八卦，立刻興奮地在床上滾了起來。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTF9PyINKxm
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「什麼桃花運？」剛回房拿了東西又要下樓的凌小琥，經過小兔的房門口，就聽到某關鍵字，立刻停步探頭問道，要知道！身為一個言情兼耽美作家，就要對這類的字眼特別敏感、特別有豐富的想像力與創造力，因此她絕不會放過任何打聽靈感來源的機會。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrped5hk6V
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一聽到小琥的聲音，小兔頓時大驚失色，正要極力否認時，就聽貝兒三八地賊笑說：「雞泥追小兔哥啊～」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenYHFJc8vF
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「雞泥？」小琥頓了下，啼笑皆非地問：「又是那個倒楣傢伙被你取綽號了？」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJnaY2ACYJ
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「貝兒，不要……」著急地拉著貝兒衣角，小兔想要阻止他再說下去，可惜已來不及。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpZwt45Anx
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「嘿嘿，小兔哥的Boss啦～」貝兒沒多想地回答後，才發現小兔的表情不像只是害羞，便不禁疑惑了，「者摸惹？不可以說嗎？」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBQAMdHAAF
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「嗯？」注意到自家弟弟窘迫的神情，凌小琥也不管還在樓下等的人，立即雙眼一瞪，叉著腰就命令道：「姓名身高體重外表家世，全・部・給・我・招・來！」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7Q0A2nWPS
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「……」知道自己逃不過審問了，小兔只好低下頭，支支吾吾地說：「就、就是付墨啦……」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlssk6H3JEM
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「？？？」見小琥聽到名字後，整張臉瞬間黑了下來，貝兒一頭霧水地在他們之間張望，心底響起一道警鈴，難道這雞泥有什麼黑歷史嗎？！968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ajwGcQ6UP
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「我操！怎麼又是那個混蛋？！」一招虎掌拍在牆上，發出如雷巨響，小琥怒吼如虎嘯道：「你在他的公司上班？怎麼沒跟我說？！」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVV4IBMQHzH
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「他、他、他好像不記得我了嘛！」面對再次化身母老虎的姊姊，小兔頓時人如其名地抖得如待宰之兔，「所、所、所以……我想、我想應該沒關係吧？誰知道……」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWTBV8CQhW
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「不・記・得・你？！！！」聽到這個答案，小琥的火氣更是直沖天際，什麼粗話都飆了出來，「馬的！他把你害成那樣還不記得你？現在又想吃回頭草？！暗！老娘現在就去宰了那個草枝擺！」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyva08Yb5NR
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熊熊大火燒的凌小琥說完，就要往樓下衝去，那鬼夜叉的神情簡直像是被人殺了全家一樣，讓還沒搞清楚狀況的貝兒徹底呆了，小兔見狀，連忙用盡全身力量拉住小琥，驚慌地大叫：「姊！別衝動啊啊啊！」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Pl15v8ieh
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「什麼事？什麼事？」還在樓下等小琥的汪一全，一聽到二樓的驚天動地，便知心上人肯定又暴走了，立馬就十萬火急地衝了上來，「發生什麼事？」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDSmWalEGx
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「小琥姊要殺小兔哥的上司雞泥！」仍在傻眼中的貝兒，本能性舉手回答。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq93JQX3cPf
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「什麼雞泥？是付墨！」小琥怒吼道。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLE1gEtFwME
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聽到這名字，汪一全恍然大悟了，他認識凌家姊弟那麼多年，自是了解這段往事，便趕緊幫著勸小琥，「冷靜，冷靜……」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxBX8BZJ2s
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在一番雞飛狗跳的勸架與解釋之後，貝兒才總算從汪一全口中得知真相，也跟著生氣地嘟起嘴，「他果然是個花心大『囉唆』！」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpZQSgmb5H
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「是花心大蘿蔔。」汪一全糾正他的用詞。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLMC8X1lx5
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「小兔被那混蛋傷害後，厭食了整整一年！差點連書都讀不下去，還是你哥幫忙請了最好的諮商師，他才總算有好轉，現在又跟那混蛋扯上關係！」小琥越說越氣，又是重重一拍，「不行！你馬上換工作！」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdUkbAKAp4
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「別這麼說，現在失業率那麼高，小兔好不容易才找到這份工，哪是說換就換這麼簡單的？」思慮較周全的汪一全，拍拍小琥的肩膀，提出最實際面的觀點。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LPkHkF32l
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想反駁卻想不到說法，急性子的小琥頓時又火了，「那不然任那混蛋欺負小兔嗎？」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNMUriejYH
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「小兔總要學會面對啊，只要一直堅決不答應，那人也不能怎麼樣。」不似其他兩人懼於母老虎的怒火，汪一全依舊心平氣和處變不驚地說：「既然他是個遊戲人間的浪子，遲遲追不到手的話，應該也很快就放棄了。」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAyZVY79O0
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就是怕小兔心軟沒頂住啊！小琥撇撇嘴在心裡抱怨。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHmSqkyL6x
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其實，她明白汪一全的道理，但心裡就是忍不住為弟弟著急，小兔從小就溫吞遲鈍，每次被人欺負了都不知道，事後察覺了才暗自傷心哭泣，所以她總是急著想辦法先護住他。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDp7wbEwdFm
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「嗯……」貝兒歪著頭想了會，發揮自己專出鬼點子的技能，「那幫小兔哥找個擋箭牌勒？比如假男友之類的。」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8grmClQH5k
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「欸？這主意不錯！」聞言，小琥立刻眼睛發亮地看向他，接著又皺起眉頭，「不過這對象要找可靠點的才行，不然一不小心假戲真作就遭了，這劇情小說裡常發生啊！老娘就寫過不少次……」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCAa1AaDQu
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說著，兩人不約而同地看向在場唯一的非凌家成年男子。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJU9bcyITiA
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「……別、別看我，你知道我演技不好。」忽然被四隻眼睛審視，汪一全頓時汗了。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKGVEa0yBQ
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「也是，而且雞泥長得年輕高大帥氣又有錢，大叔根本沒有一點比得上嘛，還老小兔哥那麼多歲，人家會以為大叔你老牛吃嫩草的～」貝兒點頭贊同，輕鬆自在地啟動某人的叔臉鈕。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vXFi6PJ0q
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終於再也無法淡定的汪一全，頓時就暴跳如雷，一掌朝貝兒的後腦杓巴下去，「老你個頭！老子才25歲！！跟那傢伙同年紀好嗎？！！」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8Ll8oxKHV
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真是氣死我了！不過是長得成熟些，就被這小子嘲笑是大叔臉，還每天大叔大叔地叫，搞得全公司的人都跟著叫我全叔了！混帳啊啊！當初剪到這小鬼時，明明還挺有禮貌地叫我大葛格的，怎麼才沒幾天就變這副德性啊？！早知道老子就不簽這隻小魔頭了！968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lepiBQ63p
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想起這段日子來受到的精神折磨，汪一全不禁悲從中來地在心裡碎碎唸著，殊不知這還不是最大的打擊……968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJn2FsN0Cdz
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「唉唷！先不說這些外在條件，阿全明顯就是零號，兩個受在一起，誰會相信他攻得起來？」小琥皺眉搖頭道，一口氣按下性向誤解鈕和受樣鈕。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4ABkqG5zf
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「不，老子是直的啊！小琥……」汪一全噴淚地趕緊向心上人解釋，自己的性向絕對大眾化。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5da68vHGK
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可惜陷入沈思中的小琥，完全沒聽到他的解釋，自言自語地逕自走回她的房間，「嗯，我去問問我的好姊妹們，看有沒有可以推薦作假男友的……」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGm7nmSADw
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「小琥啊……」被拋下的汪一全，伸手淚望小琥離去的背影，無力可回天，只能淚流滿淚地在內心哀嚎，為啥每次都不聽我解釋啊？小琥啊啊啊～～～968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCY93sq9qG
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「噗！！！原來大叔是零號啊～」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfL09XryB0R
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又一個驚人大八卦，令貝兒噴笑不已，再次惹得全叔青筋直冒地大吼：「閉嘴！老子不是！！！！」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTLJos3JNt
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「……」一旁靜默已久的小兔，忍不住輕嘆了口氣，其實他也多少能感覺付墨的曖昧態度，只是一直不願往那方面去想，畢竟他實在不願再去碰觸那些傷心事。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmTOuhpX3e
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感覺到小兔低落的情緒，貝兒抱住他的手臂撒嬌說：「不怕，小兔哥，我幫你！」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDm8pCM9hVW
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「你個小鬼能怎麼幫？」還在氣頭上的汪一全，斜眼睨著貝兒。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwPJlpAz6J
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「嘿嘿～」貝兒甩了甩束在身後的長髮，笑得鬼靈精怪，「杜絕所有可能性就好啦！」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5pv5PkII6
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杜絕所有可能性？968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡth8CWEKvgi
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沒聽懂的兩人一同發出疑問，「比如？」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWm4VLvNej
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「比如……」貝兒頓了一下，困惑地歪頭看向汪一全，「等一下，大叔，你為什麼會突然出現在我們家啊？」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xrT2gEkLz
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「欸，對耶？」聽貝兒這麼一提，小兔也覺得奇怪了。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7EKYHY8ho
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「呃……」偷瞄了眼對面小琥的房門，汪一全稍提高音量地正色說：「我是來監督你有沒有好好練歌的！」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcw0hp2LxXD
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監督我練歌？哼！明明就是想看小琥姊，還拿我做藉口！貝兒不屑地鄙視貌。968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQHnnk15bL
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不過，有人信以為真了……968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FVcRrSEan
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「哇！全哥好認真啊！」小兔敬佩地仰望汪一全，「原來經紀人這麼辛苦啊？」968Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbA6rBY9UKF
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