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    技工尼爾
    技工尼爾
    由於稱不上工程師而只好自稱技工。
    認為C++是個ツンデレ；主張Python的中文名稱應為「噴飯」。
    沒有養貓。
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珠璣精選 Gem of Words
幽默 廣東話 粵語 無厘頭 笑話 書面語 口語 文言文 小小說 金句 冷笑話 香港粵語 香港話 無深度 爛gag 引言
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論寵物行為
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洗衣機
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省鏡
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靚爆鏡
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明月照溝渠
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唔係路
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小櫻
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#8
知世
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660 Reads
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#9
美貌與品格
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#10
資產階層
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寒夜行
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璃紗月
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科技與距離
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客途秋恨
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路
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成功與失敗
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人聲鼎沸
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精人出口
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Wiki
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#20
C++ is not C
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青山
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砂糖
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知識改變命運
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蝦仁炒蛋
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受人錢財
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#26
生仔好還是生女好
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人蠢無藥醫
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#28
弄人的不是天意
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惡劣天氣
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八號風球
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無事獻殷勤
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醫德
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人生自古誰無死
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#34
多行不義
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#35
不測之風雲
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天文
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地理
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職業健康
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Nutjobs
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周末太短
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放下屠刀
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Work-life Balance
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膝部酸軟
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打工人生
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無風起浪
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考試成績
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櫻花情懷
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——技工尼爾《珠璣精選》

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#其實可以當成小小說
#香港口語
#中英夾雜

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#1
論寵物行為
1 Like
664 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#2
洗衣機
1 Like
695 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#3
省鏡
1 Like
701 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#4
靚爆鏡
1 Like
738 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#5
明月照溝渠
1 Like
784 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#6
唔係路
1 Like
687 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#7
小櫻
1 Like
697 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#8
知世
2 Likes
660 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#9
美貌與品格
1 Like
605 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#10
資產階層
1 Like
611 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#11
寒夜行
1 Like
633 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#12
璃紗月
1 Like
589 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#13
科技與距離
1 Like
621 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#14
客途秋恨
2 Likes
625 Reads
2 Comments
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#15
路
1 Like
569 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#16
成功與失敗
1 Like
545 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#17
人聲鼎沸
2 Likes
535 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#18
精人出口
1 Like
550 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#19
Wiki
1 Like
633 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#20
C++ is not C
1 Like
524 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#21
青山
0 Likes
519 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#22
砂糖
0 Likes
498 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#23
知識改變命運
0 Likes
463 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#24
蝦仁炒蛋
1 Like
401 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#25
受人錢財
0 Likes
381 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#26
生仔好還是生女好
1 Like
373 Reads
4 Comments
☰
#27
人蠢無藥醫
0 Likes
352 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#28
弄人的不是天意
1 Like
362 Reads
3 Comments
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#29
惡劣天氣
0 Likes
320 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#30
八號風球
0 Likes
347 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#31
無事獻殷勤
0 Likes
398 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#32
醫德
0 Likes
412 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#33
人生自古誰無死
0 Likes
357 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#34
多行不義
0 Likes
393 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#35
不測之風雲
1 Like
349 Reads
2 Comments
☰
#36
天文
0 Likes
276 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#37
地理
0 Likes
279 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#38
職業健康
1 Like
236 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#39
Nutjobs
1 Like
253 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#40
周末太短
0 Likes
229 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#41
放下屠刀
1 Like
220 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#42
Work-life Balance
0 Likes
221 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#43
膝部酸軟
0 Likes
240 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#44
打工人生
0 Likes
224 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#45
無風起浪
0 Likes
184 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#46
考試成績
1 Like
189 Reads
0 Comments
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#47
櫻花情懷
0 Likes
171 Reads
0 Comments
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