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    技工尼爾
    技工尼爾
    由於稱不上工程師而只好自稱技工。
    第二喜歡的妖精是『戦闘妖精・雪風』。
    認為C++是個ツンデレ；主張Python的中文名稱應為「噴飯」。
    沒有養貓。
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幽默 廣東話 粵語 無厘頭 笑話 書面語 口語 文言文 小小說 金句 冷笑話 香港粵語 香港話 無深度 爛gag 引言
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論寵物行為
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洗衣機
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省鏡
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靚爆鏡
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明月照溝渠
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唔係路
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小櫻
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#8
知世
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#9
美貌與品格
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#10
資產階層
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寒夜行
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璃紗月
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#13
科技與距離
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客途秋恨
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#15
路
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成功與失敗
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人聲鼎沸
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精人出口
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Wiki
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#20
C++ is not C
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青山
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砂糖
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#23
知識改變命運
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蝦仁炒蛋
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受人錢財
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#26
生仔好還是生女好
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#27
人蠢無藥醫
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#28
弄人的不是天意
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惡劣天氣
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八號風球
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#31
無事獻殷勤
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醫德
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人生自古誰無死
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多行不義
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#35
不測之風雲
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天文
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地理
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職業健康
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Nutjobs
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周末太短
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放下屠刀
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Work-life Balance
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膝部酸軟
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打工人生
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無風起浪
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考試成績
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櫻花情懷
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——技工尼爾《珠璣精選》

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#1
論寵物行為
1 Like
689 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#2
洗衣機
1 Like
748 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#3
省鏡
1 Like
733 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#4
靚爆鏡
1 Like
762 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#5
明月照溝渠
1 Like
811 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#6
唔係路
1 Like
714 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#7
小櫻
1 Like
730 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#8
知世
2 Likes
685 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#9
美貌與品格
1 Like
628 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#10
資產階層
1 Like
641 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#11
寒夜行
1 Like
658 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#12
璃紗月
1 Like
617 Reads
0 Comments
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#13
科技與距離
1 Like
637 Reads
0 Comments
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#14
客途秋恨
2 Likes
648 Reads
2 Comments
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#15
路
1 Like
589 Reads
0 Comments
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#16
成功與失敗
1 Like
563 Reads
0 Comments
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#17
人聲鼎沸
2 Likes
550 Reads
0 Comments
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#18
精人出口
1 Like
571 Reads
2 Comments
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#19
Wiki
1 Like
648 Reads
0 Comments
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#20
C++ is not C
1 Like
554 Reads
0 Comments
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#21
青山
0 Likes
536 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#22
砂糖
0 Likes
524 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#23
知識改變命運
0 Likes
477 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#24
蝦仁炒蛋
1 Like
446 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#25
受人錢財
0 Likes
410 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#26
生仔好還是生女好
1 Like
398 Reads
4 Comments
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#27
人蠢無藥醫
0 Likes
368 Reads
0 Comments
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#28
弄人的不是天意
1 Like
377 Reads
3 Comments
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#29
惡劣天氣
0 Likes
333 Reads
0 Comments
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#30
八號風球
0 Likes
370 Reads
0 Comments
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#31
無事獻殷勤
0 Likes
428 Reads
0 Comments
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#32
醫德
0 Likes
427 Reads
0 Comments
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#33
人生自古誰無死
0 Likes
375 Reads
0 Comments
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#34
多行不義
0 Likes
419 Reads
0 Comments
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#35
不測之風雲
1 Like
376 Reads
2 Comments
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#36
天文
0 Likes
290 Reads
0 Comments
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#37
地理
0 Likes
292 Reads
0 Comments
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#38
職業健康
1 Like
246 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#39
Nutjobs
1 Like
266 Reads
0 Comments
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#40
周末太短
0 Likes
247 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#41
放下屠刀
1 Like
247 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#42
Work-life Balance
0 Likes
238 Reads
0 Comments
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#43
膝部酸軟
0 Likes
257 Reads
0 Comments
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#44
打工人生
0 Likes
236 Reads
0 Comments
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#45
無風起浪
0 Likes
199 Reads
0 Comments
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#46
考試成績
1 Like
200 Reads
0 Comments
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#47
櫻花情懷
0 Likes
186 Reads
0 Comments
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