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花了一點時間恢復原貌的黑漆漆幽靈就坐在茶几前。413Please respect copyright.PENANAZWTYtMWzS1
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粉嫩的兔耳絨毛帽、粉粉的連帽上衣、純白的可愛小熱褲……以及半透明的纖細雙腿。米老鼠造型的白色板鞋看起來是某真皮品牌推出的限定款,柔軟的黑色短髮正好蓋到耳垂,皮膚白皙得幾乎毫無血色……坐在藤椅上的軟綿綿少女正是那團令人為之色變的黑嚕嚕。413Please respect copyright.PENANAmQjZym893M
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「明明長這樣為什麼要用剛剛那種一點都不可愛的樣貌現身啊……」發出抱怨的正是玄鶚。413Please respect copyright.PENANAnXlFBSDZX7
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「什麼啊,剛剛那樣哪裡不好!」少女鼓起腮幫子,大聲抗議,「被不知為何物的黑色東西包裹,既不必直接面對討人厭的人類,也不用活在他人的視線之下,我很喜歡那個樣子呀!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAfuob9DCER9
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看來是名不喜歡與人相對的人。絳雉舉起雙手,擺出「請不要激動」的手勢居中調停。413Please respect copyright.PENANAHjCRZkFRRo
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「我知道了,您想以什麼樣子現身都可以。抱歉!這傢伙只是太害怕了。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAgBJ4klUJIS
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少女與玄鶚不約而同撇開臉,異口同聲發出不滿的「哼!」。絳雉只能苦笑。413Please respect copyright.PENANAx5zhxq0FqA
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「總之……請先告訴我們您的名字吧!我是萬事屋的絳雉,那是玄鶚。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAB2MDLPOQx5
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「我不想透露本名,叫我萌理佳就好,這是人家的網名。」自稱萌理佳的少女幽靈端起杯子啜了一口熱茶。拖著茶杯的動作跟日本動畫裡的老人家一樣標準。「呼!好喝!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAye1oqtQqti
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「很高興您喜歡。我就不客套了,請問此番前來,有什麼萬事屋可以效勞的嗎?」413Please respect copyright.PENANAfrRA8bPC7q
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萌理佳蒼白的雙頰此時添上一筆渲染的酡紅,手指相互交纏,欲言又止,似乎是相當難以啟齒的事。413Please respect copyright.PENANAoHfe7zqkLf
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「其實是……人家想要告白。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAboaNhVZ769
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「嗯?」絳雉頓時懷疑自己的耳朵。413Please respect copyright.PENANA9imJSZ1wMc
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「啊?」玄鶚的嘴張成O字,一時忘了要闔上。413Please respect copyright.PENANARlKkWApKsk
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「對方……是個跟『夏目貴志』一模一樣的活人。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAwilU2wYTj7
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說到那個名字時,萌理佳狀似害臊,將抓著兔耳帽兩側延伸下來的毛線球的手舉至鼻下,原本軟軟垂在頭上的兔耳忽然往上活潑地彈跳了一下。看來是毛線球中有什麼機關可以操縱兔耳,只要施壓就可以讓兔耳跳動。413Please respect copyright.PENANAB424MkUx7R
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「誰?」413Please respect copyright.PENANADM4xxPPEqR
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「誰?」413Please respect copyright.PENANAerbq96296r
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這次是絳雉和玄鶚異口同聲。413Please respect copyright.PENANAYVZseAQQpQ
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「等一下,這樣不對!不管那個人是誰,人鬼殊途,那個叫『夏目貴志』的活人就是不行!」絳雉回過神,雙臂在胸前交叉,以示拒絕。413Please respect copyright.PENANAMu1P6zzfBt
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「為什麼!」413Please respect copyright.PENANApLSkS0bGfd
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似乎沒想到那麼快就被拒絕,萌理佳用力發出錯愕的尖叫,兔耳也用力的直指天際。413Please respect copyright.PENANAeOvjIgiH39
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玄鶚倒是有些哭笑不得。413Please respect copyright.PENANAA4c8Psj852
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「什麼為什麼?因為妳是鬼啊!你們已經不是同個世界的人了……」413Please respect copyright.PENANAlw54Q7KczD
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「啊啊啊啊!我不要聽!」兔耳咚咚咚地不斷彈跳。413Please respect copyright.PENANAXOJiM3TikG
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「原本只想默默喜歡他的,結果忽然因為血管栓塞死掉,還過了好幾天才被人發現,屍體都變得爛爛的還毀了容!仔細想想人家這輩子什麼都沒做,所以至少、至少想在最後將自己的心意傳達出去……人家不告白就無法好好成佛,為此茫然、四處遊蕩。虧你們倆長了張帥臉,結果居然這麼殘酷,要人家就這樣變成孤魂野鬼……」413Please respect copyright.PENANAkAa4zKru7O
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不是,四處遊蕩的妳原本就已經是孤魂野鬼了咩……玄鶚小聲囁嚅。絳雉掛著皮笑肉不笑的笑臉,暗自用手肘阻止他繼續說下去,就怕事情變得更麻煩。413Please respect copyright.PENANA6xibomYHQU
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「雖然不知道事情是否有那麼單純,但您的遺憾就只有這件事嗎?」絳雉若無其事地清清喉嚨,「或許,還有其他重要的、始終放不下的……」比如……家人之類的?413Please respect copyright.PENANAc5xkK5clHV
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「當然有。」萌理佳堅定地點頭。413Please respect copyright.PENANA5jqlgznOow
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喔!那麼……413Please respect copyright.PENANAS2rwCQkBmM
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「這世上我最愛的三個男人:溫柔無人能及的『夏目貴志』、憂鬱與力量的化身『周防尊』大人,以及護妻魔人『白血球』先生!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAfw2apTA8jd
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室內一片寂靜。絳雉緩緩取出手機,萬事屋的兩人一起谷歌了一陣。413Please respect copyright.PENANAHw3YfQKCvv
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「夏目貴志」來自最近出了劇場版的日本漫畫「夏目友人帳」、「周防尊」來自原創動畫「K」,而「白血球先生」來自已經動畫化,甚至改編成舞台劇的「工作細胞」……這三個名字都是知名動漫的主要角色,都是男性,還是三種完全不同的類型!413Please respect copyright.PENANAK8XCvw44Vc
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搞什麼原來是個宅女!413Please respect copyright.PENANA9Xiu4Kmgz9
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所以,剛剛說的告白……413Please respect copyright.PENANAbFl67NosyV
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氣氛頓時凝結。413Please respect copyright.PENANAZhEc7qHVQB
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這……這感覺……玄鶚像個只會動眼球的木偶,僵硬地將眼珠轉向並肩而坐的同伴。絳雉果不其然已經切換成沒血沒淚模式。413Please respect copyright.PENANAX8H6S65gI4
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「轟轟。」絳雉黑著臉,冷冰冰地呼喚一個不明的詞,「把這東西吞進去。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAiW4TNAdJ0s
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萬事屋的地面忽然開始上下震動。原本很微弱,之後幅度越來越大……仔細一聽,那「轟隆隆」的聲響是從腳底下傳來,由遠到近,由下而上。413Please respect copyright.PENANAx7zPE6et4y
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從接待區旁的地面上,長出一座龍頭造型的巨大木門。為炙熱塵煙所包覆的雙扇門扉如血般鮮紅,門框上的龍頭碩大無比,彷彿古代的衙門口,看起來十足威嚴。門上的黑鐵環被燒得發紅,搖晃著敲響同為龍形的門鈸,發出令人不安的呤啷聲。龍頭處傳來疑似生物的喘鳴,像是猛獸發自咽喉的低鳴,乍聽之下轟轟作響。413Please respect copyright.PENANAjpcDlWzpeR
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這扇通往未知之處的恐怖大門就是絳雉口中的「轟轟」。413Please respect copyright.PENANAYGRKWPxQSX
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門上的巨大龍頭衝著呆僵在椅子上的少女眨了眨眼,門扉「伊呀」開啟。門後傳來各種複雜的哀鳴,流出黑暗門縫間的氣息時而冰冷、時而滾燙。那令人惶惶不安的氣息簡直就像……413Please respect copyright.PENANA2wriBfYeLB
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「等、等等等、等一下!我是認真的!『夏目』只是我對那個人的代稱,他確實是活生生的人類!你們先冷靜一點聽我說啊!」413Please respect copyright.PENANACBDDRvBm4G
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萌理佳在被萬事屋的少年們強行塞入龍門內時死命抓住門框,用丹田的力道拼命大喊大叫。413Please respect copyright.PENANAtlqPxtxs0c
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轟轟似乎是感覺搔癢,門上的龍頭彎起雙眼,發出奇怪的「嘎嘎」聲怪笑起來。413Please respect copyright.PENANAXRTJCPTjlJ
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場面一度混亂不堪,結果是玄鶚在盛怒之下恢復了神智,費了一番功夫才讓所有人再一次坐下來詳談。413Please respect copyright.PENANAe8tcYEU1Oc
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「所以說,那位『夏目』是確實存在的人,並非動漫角色嗎?」許久沒有大量活動的絳雉喘著粗氣。413Please respect copyright.PENANAC8AAgjcatW
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「對!雖然不知道他的真實姓名,但我的感情是認真的!」萌理佳也好不到哪裡去,忽然的激烈運動讓她雙臂肌肉瞬間炸裂……儘管她已經從血肉之軀脫離出來了。413Please respect copyright.PENANAkqvxdc7cfr
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現在的孩子是怎麼回事?連對方姓名都不知道就能陷入所謂的戀愛嗎?413Please respect copyright.PENANA0DAsnNwZT9
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「因為……溫柔對待我的人,只有他而已。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAR062R8quTW
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萌理佳是個重症宅女。從什麼時候、因為什麼契機變得討厭出門,至今也幾乎足不出戶的緣由,這些她並不想說明。不過,萬事屋的兩人都可以從她簡單的訴說當中感覺得出來,萌理佳與家人間的連結很薄弱。無論哪一方面,萌理佳在這世上可以說是孤身一人,毫無疑問相當寂寞。413Please respect copyright.PENANAPsLxYg7kQ2
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她自己非常清楚,並非對角色產生共鳴,而是一昧的瘋狂喜歡電視劇或二次元的人物,將自己幻想成那美麗世界當中的女主角,可謂是在現實生活中感到寂寞與不足的最佳證明。413Please respect copyright.PENANAwqRMp9F3vu
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即使如此,只要能夠遇到像「夏目貴志」那樣的男人,要她做什麼可以。萌理佳心裡是這麼想的。413Please respect copyright.PENANAw3ZiuX1voL
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「那一天下著毛毛細雨,人家買了喜歡的漫畫,連傘都沒撐,滿腦子只想趕快回家。結果,居然在那一帶遇到以前的同學。我其實到高二就中輟了,那些傢伙的臉卻一直在腦中揮之不去。真是噩夢,人家當時根本不想被看到,也無意招惹他們,但就是無法抬頭挺胸。結果就在這時跌了一跤。」413Please respect copyright.PENANAhDVM7FBHEy
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很重的一跤,重到一定引起了他們的注意。就算他們沒有認出她,萌理佳還是感到無地自容。413Please respect copyright.PENANAABSbCNemTH
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袋子裡的漫畫全都散落一地……她感覺血液自顧自倒流,手指與腳趾都失去知覺。或許還聽見了稀疏的訕笑與低喃?她不知道,當時眼前片空白。啊,逃跑失敗了!腦中只有這個想法,以及沒來由的絕望。413Please respect copyright.PENANAQga0aHu64G
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「你們懂嗎?那種絕對不想引人注意,無論做什麼全世界的人都會批判自己的感覺。好像自己根本就不該活在世界上。」萌理佳眉頭深鎖,以沉痛的聲音說。413Please respect copyright.PENANAeeLYoIyQJS
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萬事屋迎來一陣不長的沉默。萌理佳頭上的兔耳軟趴趴的,在這種氣氛下失去活力。413Please respect copyright.PENANAA6Bm4RMoAX
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「然後,他就出現了。很突然,他撐著天藍色的傘,用跟『夏目』一樣的溫柔嗓音問我:『妳還好嗎?有沒有受傷?』我當時真是驚呆了!看著不知何時被他撿起來的漫畫,說不出話來。他將漫畫放回袋子,好好的遞向我,等我將東西接過來,從頭到尾都沒有表現出任何不耐。真是不可思議!原來這世上還有人會這樣對待我,這一瞬間我便深深被他吸引。那就是我和他的邂逅。」萌理佳的雙眼總算出現些許光芒。413Please respect copyright.PENANA87BQwJsTkw
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「當時原本想好好道謝,卻想到自己那麼狼狽,因此搶過袋子就趕忙逃跑了。雖然只是一件小事,我還是很感激。之後在因緣際會之下與他交談過幾次,對他也越來越喜歡……不過,人家可沒有跟蹤他喔!只是待在遠遠的地方,看到他就很開心了,絕對沒有跟蹤他!」413Please respect copyright.PENANAP4IKD01eFn
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不是……我們也沒有懷疑那種事。玄鶚與絳雉無言以對。413Please respect copyright.PENANAPwUFWRQJFD
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「咳咳……先不說我們幫不幫忙,我們怎麼知道妳哪天不會遇到『周防尊』或是『白血球先生』,然後每一個都想告白啊?」要真是這樣事情根本沒完沒了!玄鶚抱著手臂,往後靠著椅背。413Please respect copyright.PENANAVgP545XJSg
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「不會的,真的只要這一次就好!況且,要是真的那樣你們可以讓那扇門強行吞掉我,不是嗎!」413Please respect copyright.PENANA2IGYPL3kG1
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嗯……說得也是。萬事屋的二人無從反駁。413Please respect copyright.PENANAO6bkRsFI1r
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挺直腰背的萌理佳,帶著棕色的大眼炯炯而堅定。413Please respect copyright.PENANAoVxTTNTOZi
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「所以,我無論如何都想傳達這份心意。還請你們鼎力協助,拜託了!」413Please respect copyright.PENANACAeZDstXlt
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