平安夜晚，除了在白煙瀰漫的商場裡購物之外，有不少人均會選擇前往聖堂唱聖詩報佳音，沉浸在和諧的歌聲之中渡過佳節。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz82PEw5uwG
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這年適逢為抗爭起始之年，眼見時下青年人及普通大眾為了公義及民主如此盡心盡力，天主教因此亦打算略盡綿力，首次將平安夜晚的聖詩歌頌會和大食晚會結合在一起，地點在天主教聖母無原罪主教教堂舉行，入場費免費，誠邀各市民們前來任飲任食任唱，不限年齡，不限政見，就算是白衣持刀人及便衣持警棍者也不會拒諸門外。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRITpdplpFj
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為了籌備這次盛事，天主教更特意邀請各大宗教派別前來幫忙，好讓大食會的規模及美食款式能夠更加之多元化之餘，亦順道能夠減輕一下舉辦盛會的成本費用。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEJJXcvhGk
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在此，他們更特別發出邀請函予經精心挑選過的宗教派系，希望對方能夠派出至少一名的神職人員，參與當晚在主教堂地下層舉辦的「全港第一屆火雞烹飪大賽」。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmV5tVTHRgE
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比賽的表面目的是為了能夠提供即場製成的熱騰騰火雞予大食會的來賓，所以不設任何獎項或獎金，當然亦不會有任何懲罰。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQlGBSw0tU
但若果有細心閱讀邀請函內容的話，便不難會察覺得到舉辦方特意請來了兩名「米芝連」的資深試食員作為比賽評審，有著強烈的意圖要分出比賽的冠亞季軍。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLSkSlRnYV
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米芝連是國際性的專業美食評審組織，就算天主教與米芝連多麼熟絡也好，邀請資深試食員作為評審的「友情價」相信亦絕對不菲。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LWlOdRdVi
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為不設下任何獎項的比賽而大灑金錢聘請專業評審，理由就只有一個，這是一場比拼宗教派系面子的比試，故此必定要分出高下；655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8BhgbyapP
誰的宗教派系規模較大，誰便自然能夠派出足以取得比試勝利的廚藝高手應戰。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiz05c0bvh9
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以陰謀論的方式換句話說，天主教派系希望藉著這「全港第一屆火雞烹飪大賽」來彰顯出自己派別的宏大規模，向其他「宗教同路人」立一個下馬威。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCMAgb7Avp
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為了使整個計劃得以順利進行，安穩的墊底石是絕對必要的存在，大概是正因如此，就連「飛天意粉神教」我等相對較為冷門的派別也收到了比試的邀請函。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0a8qj3UsM3
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「飛駝主，你認為我們應否答應天主教的邀請呢？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbl8Ow1Qeu
一名身穿白衣短褲，襯衫正背面均印有「肉醬意粉就是正義」圖案的副駝主，正憂心忡忡的對我作出詢問。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlxLwL8d0e
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「答，當然是答啦！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQIgH5ik4p
看到邀請函的內容後，我整個人不自覺的亮起了一道冷笑，心想天主教那方這次實在是下了一步非常錯誤的棋子。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMIG3Sep1y
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「這場比試若然我們不慎輸掉的話，別人只會是覺得理所當然。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbgOpmAe1k
但是若果我們能夠險中求勝的話，那麼我們飛天意粉神教便會在一晚之間聲名大噪起來！655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5Noxs2YIP
如此有趣的比試，我們又豈能錯過呢？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcT5aeymImz
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「飛駝主，果然英明！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjy3tiop7q8
女副駝主像是一名驚醒夢中人似的，明顯沒能想得到這次比試的價值竟是如此重大。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dssPyfdrq
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「嗯，跟我聯絡一下西餐廚藝學院，我跟那邊姓白的會長頗有交情，他應該能夠在這次比試中幫得到手的。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfgGkcyogY
我打開銀包，把其中一張卡片交到女副駝主的手中。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEvDyuGRTB
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「明白！我立刻去辦。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yayKXHPxK
女副駝主接過卡片、將要離開辦公室之際，我在最後一刻還是忍不住口，大聲喝令了她。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfq4nohZ6k
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「喂，拜託，下次吃完肉醬意粉之後，記緊抹乾淨嘴巴！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1Nzl12435
我用上手指和中指夾下數張放在枱前的紙巾，利用內勁使力一揮，紙巾便以時速四百公里之勢跨越十米左右的距離，啪一聲抵達在她的嘴巴之上。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBFzjI9Xgs
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