我和童童有驚無險安全離開餐廳，啱啱好晏晝四點，童童笑住話：「哈哈，我頭先勁驚佢會擰轉頭！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhzhd4dB6Q
我：「哈！你咁勁洗乜驚佢啫！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkZQIMEjpd
童童：「頂你啦，咁我走先啦。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99FJe5zAmI
我：「er⋯咁我送你返屋企啊！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8coBeRi2p
童童：「唔洗啦，我自己走得啦。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiOCaA0ocu
我：「咁你返去小心啲啦，唔好又被人打劫喎～」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQI9pxVZznI
童童一邊摷袋一邊串返上官鳩：「哈！食屎啦你！最危險嗰個咪你囉！⋯⋯咦⋯我條屋企鎖匙呢⋯」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqDj9hh0xr
我：「吓，撳鐘咪得囉。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pi8iF1Wr5
童童開始有啲驚驚地話：「唔係啊，屋企人去晒旅行啊。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnCUQ64zbn
我：「咁你屋企人幾時返啊？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhPHSjX25Y
童童：「後日先返⋯⋯」童童心諗「大鍋啦，又無帶錢出街，仲諗住快啲返屋企沖涼⋯」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVieCflHEI
上官鳩都唔知點算好，突然醒起「係喎，啊哥今朝話有任務要出城幾日先返喎。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuAJH5xYCv
然後就話：「咁不如你嚟我屋企啊！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQBzS0dpOI
童童：「吓！死變態佬，又想呃我去你屋企做乜啊！？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjx6p3LfqK
我：「唔係啊！我屋企依幾日都無人。咁你訓我間房，我訓我啊哥嗰間，咁咪得囉！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUi9f2eHhWT
童童：「吓！？⋯咁⋯⋯」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0snFYHZNl3
我：「行啦！跟我嚟啦。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCjPjT5eGo
童童：「⋯⋯⋯」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMavytL4hxa
就係咁童童半推半就咁跟左上官鳩返屋企，開始咗佢地兩日一夜嘅同居生活！574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJqYFzjLni
童童去到上官鳩屋企，心裏面都有少少驚上官鳩對佢做衰嘢，不過宜家又無家可歸唯有住兩日啦。上官鳩同啊哥兩個人住，屋企十分清潔仲有陣香味。童童好快就接受左依個屋企。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsVWHpaJMU
童童同上官鳩坐係沙發到睇電視，依個時候電視播緊櫻桃小丸子，童童睇睇吓上官鳩攞起個遙控轉咗台去睇其他嘢，童童推咗佢一吓：「喂吖！我要睇吖！」，上官鳩見到童童咁樣覺得好搞笑，所以唔轉返台。「喂吖！好衰啊你！」童童嬲嬲地咁講然後伸手搶個遙控器，上官鳩將個遙控器收埋入個衫袋，童童見攞唔到就捉住上官鳩手臂一邊搖佢一邊扮可憐嗌：「喂吖～我要睇櫻桃小丸子啊～」上官鳩見童童咁可憐就俾返個遙控佢，點知童童攞到個遙控之後個樣勁得戚。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwI3KFqk8QC
童童：「死鹹濕仔，阻住我睇電視～」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKp8clRIuXF
上官鳩望到童童咁得戚忍唔住駁嘴：「咩啊～唔著底褲嘅鹹濕妹～」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6nNlhygcp
童童聽到面都紅晒細細聲講：「你⋯你點知㗎？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukvPtClKsE
上官鳩見好似講錯野就話：「er⋯唔係嘅⋯人人都有唔同興趣⋯⋯」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35UfKxIW3b
依個誤會大啦，上官鳩一直以為童童係因為唔中意著底褲所以唔著，根本唔知童童係因為瀨尿先除咗條底褲。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHPZlDnXEI
童童：「吓？咩興趣啊？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NzrVP82GC
上官鳩：「我都識有啲人唔中意著底褲⋯好正常架咋。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1F4jBc9UkA
童童：「⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯吓？」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gNfMH4kti
上官鳩拍一拍童童膊頭：「明嘅，我明架喎！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EWdfnltex
童童心諗：「依條傻仔好似以為我有唔著底褲嘅習慣喎⋯⋯」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Kh1Eo8r7r
童童實在講唔出自己因為瀨尿所以除咗底褲，所以順勢就話：「既然已經俾你發現咗，我都唔瞞住你啦。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATpKVBv3qM
童童：「不過你唔準話比人知我唔著底褲嘅習慣，如果唔係我就同人講你喺Lift到摩我patpat 。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt5r7Qapcj
童童講完就繼續睇櫻桃小丸子。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yZJfhXxfN
上官鳩望一望童童，諗起今日喺Lift到摩童童個屁股件事，上官鳩嘅肉棒又開始蠢蠢欲動。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kgZv0021Z
不過依個時候一定要冷靜，上官鳩深呼吸冷靜下來，然後同童童講：「我去沖涼先。」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2N8UcmwKd6
童童係探茉里奈之前就已經想返屋企沖涼，不過一直無機會，574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrM8GXfEOT
宜家一聽到沖涼就即刻話：「喂吖～我都想沖，比我沖先啊！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGhtXLXcYF
上官鳩唔知係咪谷精上腦彈左句：「吓！咁不如一齊沖啊！」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8Kzq6a8sI
童童：「你就想啊！」講完童童就入咗去廁所沖涼。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XdVYVcG4N
上官鳩坐咗喺沙發到諗：「唉，今朝射咗啲精落條底褲，好想快啲沖涼換條底褲啊⋯」574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGewsnk8bd5
童童入到廁所就除衫直接沖涼，今日發生左太多事喺童童身上，宜家終於可以將一日嘅疲倦沖走。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYu5FfKQ91
佢將自己條污糟嘅裙同底褲都順便洗埋，沖涼到一半童童望一望周圍，發現周圍連一條毛巾都無。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEiwxH69lJ
原先以為上官鳩有擺毛巾係到，誰不知連換嘅衣物都無。574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yjTGmOMUr
