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Everybody one two three four 啊!共的迫奶 season 2 再出發!上次共的迫奶負評如潮,激發Rachel撰寫本篇《雖然枝奶變壞但沒關係》。放心!篇文絕對可以出街,唔驚!419Please respect copyright.PENANAlrODzaBWVK
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吳彤喺天后一間超級市場擔任奶奶公司品牌推銷員,近日公司推出一款新產品-「靜香哈蜜瓜奶」。「靜香哈蜜瓜奶」採用靜香縣新鮮哈蜜瓜果粒匯合西海道6.2牛奶,呈現口感層次豐富嘅感覺。疫情持續下,唔少顧客飲過都一致好評,「當去咗日本」咁話。419Please respect copyright.PENANAVw06KOoODb
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「靜香哈蜜瓜奶」睇落好有營養,膳食纖維同維他命C,唔似呢篇嘢咁冇營養。香港如此,腐敗嘅制度下養成唔少社會垃圾。「我揸603㗎」,話知你係特首,搭交通工具就要戴上口罩。419Please respect copyright.PENANAO18SaJEEjM
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言歸正傳。一個師奶(下稱:娥)自從疫情爆發唔肯戴口罩,「我唔想束縛自己」、「出街戴住口罩好焗」成為佢面對傳媒訪問、街坊勸告嘅藉口。「我冇病使乜戴罩啊」,子女束手無策,指其有「反社會人格」亦被其放棄。419Please respect copyright.PENANA17KhPNuK2k
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「奶好飲奶好飲。」娥嚮往無拘無束嘅生活,彷彿到訪一人之境。此話何解?路上行人見佢唔戴口罩彈開九仗遠,娥就覺得自己備受注目,啲人行過都讓條路俾佢,天后女皇登基!419Please respect copyright.PENANAopCtMiIGAb
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夏日熱辣辣,吃西瓜消暑解渴。娥去超級市場途中經過鮮果店。「你唔戴口罩我唔做你生意啊,過主啦!」老闆做得好。「你等我啊,時機成熟我一定會告你㗎!」時機成熟?等到2047痾出嚟啲西瓜汁都重生咗啦,中咗肺炎驚娥你入咗棺喎。419Please respect copyright.PENANA5WRqQq9hEh
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西瓜汁老闆請娥「食檸檬」,倍添娥嘅「2020唔戴口罩主義思想」。即使室內強制戴口罩,仍無阻娥唔戴口罩嘅熱情,娥有娥嘅「道理」,關到而家都未封啦係咪先。419Please respect copyright.PENANACrzb9aPQ8S
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吳彤作為顧客嘅公僕,盡量滿足顧客嘅要求。419Please respect copyright.PENANAeDhReaUCoI
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「靜香哈蜜瓜奶」銷量極佳,更有媽媽club見吳彤有禮嘅服務態度買多幾枝。睇開韓劇又好,膠劇又好,都知娥會喺呢刻殺到。419Please respect copyright.PENANAEcj7cKvpBp
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反社會人格嘅娥去到counter。419Please respect copyright.PENANA3tXKwsZFd2
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娥:「聽講啲奶好好飲喎,啊,俾半打我返去餵狗*!我仲要試飲!」419Please respect copyright.PENANAPmHuF2Wexg
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吳彤:「小姐唔好意思,麻煩戴上口罩,為人為己保持衛生。」419Please respect copyright.PENANARyiZHPF31C
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娥:「你而家係咪唔做我生意啊!我話晒係天后鯖魚喎!鯖魚係『青春嘅餘溫』啊!」419Please respect copyright.PENANAKDhR0Kcfxf
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吳彤:「幫緊你幫緊你......麻煩小姐試飲前都要戴返個口罩,我驚你有飛沫令飲品受污染。大家都想健康啫,麻煩合作。」419Please respect copyright.PENANAaRw65bv0EW
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娥:「你個毒婆子!即係話我有病喇喎!吳彤下話?我有大把錢,你係咪唔做我生意啊家陣!」419Please respect copyright.PENANAKpXKeYh5ev
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由於娥太大聲,成為超級市場嘅焦點。「戴返個口罩咪俾你試囉,咁多齮齕。」師奶買餸搭嗲乃屬正常現象。419Please respect copyright.PENANABikCWZDrL5
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娥:「收嗲啦八婆!你擺啲奶喺度都變壞㗎啦!戴返個口罩又點啫 ?你班嘢喺度話我,你哋真係咁憎我咩?」419Please respect copyright.PENANAQRRGLwnheK
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「係。」419Please respect copyright.PENANAjs02wUJWn4
異口同聲嘅師奶+細細聲講嘅吳彤。419Please respect copyright.PENANAhnGydgSkAh
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經理:「小姐,咦你冇戴口罩喎,係咪唔記得咗戴啊?我俾個你吖。」419Please respect copyright.PENANAr4MkzKMPlt
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原本食咗陳年中草藥嘅娥收返盆火,皆因見到個經理立即成為「觀賞外貌協會」員佐級會員......經理嘅外貌可以思考你認為最靚仔嘅韓仔。419Please respect copyright.PENANAWZLvevu9GT
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吳彤sell嘅「靜香哈蜜瓜奶」轉眼間售罄,面對娥同埋經理出聲.......419Please respect copyright.PENANApCIglE5V2M
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下集見。你隻娥正一_ _。419Please respect copyright.PENANAkQlo3YLU5R
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註¹*娥並沒有飼養任何寵物。419Please respect copyright.PENANAhThhWCXwxp
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(待續 To be continued)419Please respect copyright.PENANAzuZAE3WaSt
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