
冇見一個禮拜嘅娥屋企冇晒奶,娥喺屋企睇緊電視。328Please respect copyright.PENANAjDmhnuHVkv
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「痕遲123456」冇車牌嘅娥睇到想買嚟揸,可惜地「此款型號房車暫時還未在香港發售」。難怪每15分鐘賣一次告白啦,係娥望梅止渴嘅好辦法。328Please respect copyright.PENANAMMRaywWkHf
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娥很喜歡但娥很厭煩,娥直接打去電視台投訴。可能娥冇成為迫迫店會員冇買有毒西洋菜,電視台回覆態度惡劣。328Please respect copyright.PENANAkgvJ3Ae5U9
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「Ching小姐*,明白嘅唔好睇ㄒ\/|3囉,Quit ㄒ\/|3囉。你成日都會見到痕遲㗎btw,因為痕遲有好多budget喺度賣廣告btw。Ching小姐我俾一個建議你,唔鍾意quit咗ㄒ\/|3佢得唔得o唔ok?」328Please respect copyright.PENANA80MPPMmaaK
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娥深深不忿,化悲憤為力量,落街買奶!娥今次有戴口罩喇,係上次偷靜香哈蜜瓜奶counter嗰啲!喺英皇道路邊行走嘅佢煞氣重重,天后鯖魚名不虛傳。隔咗一個禮拜,街上面啲人睇嚟唔認得佢,但係超級市場嘅花生師奶有冇印象呢?328Please respect copyright.PENANAhYoKurcql8
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疫情嚴峻,入超市前要排隊量體溫。反社會人格嘅娥排咗一陣開始唔耐煩行前去理論。328Please respect copyright.PENANAs85basC1AM
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「我冇病,俾我入。」娥拉拉自己口罩,「你認得我㗎啦?Miss Ching喎。」328Please respect copyright.PENANAszAQZZsvdB
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喺超級市場揀緊生果嘅師奶,再次與娥見面。娥焦急嘅動作荒死入唔到去咁,師奶即刻行去西海道5.5靜香哈蜜瓜奶counter掃定幾枝奶先,巧合地今日又係吳彤返工。328Please respect copyright.PENANA10TT5apnhd
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「我份人就最中立嘅,我嚴厲譴責別有用心之徒唯恐天下不亂,嗰隻娥又出嚟搞事。」師奶邊拎奶邊講。328Please respect copyright.PENANAMJEwvo0z7N
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1分鐘後......328Please respect copyright.PENANAtbi7psJXkt
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「娥要進來了!」328Please respect copyright.PENANACY7uQorWOy
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娥推架購物車,180° U-turn俾着佢揸MTR應該出咗軌。飄個靚移,娥到咗奶嘅counter。328Please respect copyright.PENANA7eorln6WMa
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吳彤:「Miss Ching,今次買咩奶啊?」328Please respect copyright.PENANAyRKR5dYdjU
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娥:「你上次話有薑濤奶嘅?我驚辣親啲狗喎。不過見個名咁有明星相,我買幾枝飲啦。嗰個姜B啊,我OK㗎!」328Please respect copyright.PENANA63QI4HQc7i
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吳彤:「多謝晒Miss Ching!」328Please respect copyright.PENANAzEn3FdK1G4
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娥:「叫我天后鯖魚得喇。」328Please respect copyright.PENANACoTy1rveEz
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娥買完奶,分別係4枝靜香哈密瓜奶同2枝薑濤奶。今日都冇特別嘅!娥今日低調啊,事關見到靚仔經理怕醜仔。經理喺買奶嘅counter隔離盤點緊啲貨,唔通連啲仔女管唔到個阿媽,超市經理反而搞得掂?328Please respect copyright.PENANAzueBu6tMli
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娥買完奶行返屋企,唔敢再上柏架山飲奶。天氣咁熱行快啲返屋企,驚啲奶變壞(佢有關係㗎,真金白眼買返嚟)。講就咁講啫,佢行過一間衣紙舖停喺度。「痕遲7輕便版」。入門價只係$400大元,此款型號房車已在香港發售!呸呸呸,娥嗰頭都未近,中環Carrie可能等使啲!328Please respect copyright.PENANArODqB3GDaD
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佢同衣紙舖老闆寒喧幾句,買咗筒香就大汗淋漓。「焫焫焫焫焫焫著!」娥開咗枝哈密瓜奶解渴。香甜嘅哈密瓜味,軟熟嘅果肉......328Please respect copyright.PENANAqa3oRcRVeV
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「啊!」娥唔小心咬甩咗自己隻牙,「恆齒1」已在娥小時候出現。娥即刻擰返埋枝奶,拎包紙巾止血......328Please respect copyright.PENANAX2BvNj228C
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「諗住你今日去買奶咋嘛!做乜又搞成咁?」328Please respect copyright.PENANAQ73hfpn3ai
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娥嘅仔女深切問候佢。328Please respect copyright.PENANA13QXl7527q
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「冇理由㗎冇理由㗎,我應該眼花,佢去咗台灣拍嘢㗎!我啱啱唔會見到姜B㗎!」-娥328Please respect copyright.PENANAnzfJwABNgl
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註³Ching小姐是娥自稱,來自「天后鯖魚」的「鯖」(cing1)。328Please respect copyright.PENANAd9ANsUjwRI
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(待續 To be continued)328Please respect copyright.PENANAM2ioeU7R4y
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