其實咪理文殊菩薩剃頭成唔成功，成功的話元神都超度咗，唔成功的話元神都唔會係舊身體啦，我諗諗吓，覺得唔合理，見細蚊仔開始敲客人的額頭，我邏輯有限理解唔到，忍唔住多口：「你師傅咪話文殊師傅幫咗佢剃頭，咁元神都超度咗，你敲嚟做咩呢！」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡia3iONiMMe
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細蚊仔停一停手，答得堅定：「六條魚應承咗會做個好人，做唔到就要還身體俾Mandy，佢自己要做返魚，無得話一句解脫唔洗交功課就走咗去嘅，我地心師話唔準就唔準，超度咗我就還原返個一模一樣嘅元神出嚟要佢還！」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrnRvsDxvP
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哇，好惡毒！415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzREXINJhjN
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細蚊仔開始喃嘸佬上身，我又留心聽多了心師咒語前幾句：415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnr2gR5kN1U
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心思廟藏深思經，尋經心師問心事，415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaqwRMnNwT
無事不登花徑殿，有問必答蓬門僧。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kNz1IhEjf
靈台鎖開見青天，不畏人知畏心師，415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQ3lYWplK1
平生不做虧心事，半夜敲門也不驚，也不驚！」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyrUXvBgcd
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我唔識分咩心師定劍俠，究竟咒語啫係點，我拋閻摩降，請佢轉身就飛劍，嚇到屌一聲又飛劍，到頭來會唔會好似佛爺Raydon咁講，不過係想尊重傳統？415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFoUynWOLc
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客人額頭「卟」一聲現出紅漆小門，我睇住細蚊仔手指靈活咁揭開小門，好奇佢手指仍未凍僵，我就開始頂唔順，成身凍到震。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkquxtQMq8V
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這時一隻青藍色獅子從客人額頭道門跳出來，講做奪門殺出都無誇張，我唔識解釋點解咁細道門可以跳出咁大隻貓出嚟，總之睇到就係睇到，只見獅子一掌打飛細蚊仔手中飛出的銀光，銀光插在我腳前雪地定住，我才見到銀光就是他那支用來敲門的筷子，仲彎埋，跟手獅子就一下咬住細蚊仔，憑空消失。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLm1xCg78CO
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我那時只是估獅子就是師父把鉸剪，本身唔熟劍，連青獅青絲都唔識叫，更加唔知呢把劍唔念咒就傷唔到人，心中以為係師傅一劍斬死咗細蚊仔，我入行無耐，殺細路劍俠啱唔啱都唔到我講，話唔定細蚊仔咁中意劈人，話係報應都有可能，我邊識做飛劍法官。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdpj5naEoV
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然後獅子再出現我面前，我怯佢是獅子，但又唔太驚，因為都估自己友，我莽撞叫一句師兄，點知呢位獅兄唔瞅唔睬，一口咬過來，我生手，未拋得閻摩降來擋住就被咬中，連心諗「死得」的時間都沒有，下一秒就來到一處山谷，與完整無缺的細蚊仔企埋一邊。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSz4EApNTeV
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我摸摸自己全身上下，被獅子大咬一啖卻不痛不癢，一處傷口都沒有，倒是因為山谷依然寒冷，我關心自己會凍死多點。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4N5VNmZPap
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唉，其實自己應該都死了，再可以凍得死嗎？415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4S3ZQlsvH
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我又想起為客人剃頭一事，文殊菩薩為人剃頭，成功的話元神被超度，舊身體可能會送過來清涼山添，而新身體就去做和尚，但客人係死人，咁死人又做咩和尚？佢做和尚咁邊個訓返去停屍間俾人認？415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNM77kSKUeJ
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唉，好煩唔想諗，劍俠其咪係咪要考牌讀書，背吓咩叫因果元神果啲，仲有究竟咩係心師魚師，會唔會有間飛劍大學，做下Quiz同Group project，可能又係油尖旺區，得行內人先見到，痴線，諗起哈利波特。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UaHCONIHH
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獅子沒有停留，又原地消失，我覺得師傅這把劍似乎對我好冷漠，自己做自己野，都唔同我多嗲。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvzsVCw9Go
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「喂，你要送返我上山！」細蚊仔對我講。「我兩把劍都俾你拗彎哂啦，我都係斬你一下啫，一陣你要送我返旺角！」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMGOpeHCDO
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細蚊仔真係細蚊仔，查實我不會知他有多少把劍在身，老實和對家講自己用盡飛劍，咪俾人有機可乘囉。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr625jgD1KN
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我沒有打算解釋自己無心整彎佢筷子，反正有理都說不清，何況我都唔知發生咩事，還是先把細蚊仔帶返上山才算，不過我未試過飛劍載客，所以又問下細蚊仔。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdto0NtuJwG
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細蚊仔話心諗住一齊飛就得，膊頭都唔洗搭住。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMftNObbeQ
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我照做拋刀，叫咗「請寶貝轉身」，點知把刀同獅子一樣自己走咗去，又唔知匿埋係邊。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9lgFeL0xR
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細蚊仔目定口呆，「你做咩放把劍走？你好多把劍咩？」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtNmRP5oo9
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前一刻覺得細蚊仔城府唔深，隨便俾我知自己無劍，呢刻我慌失失，都老實搖頭，真係唔好意思。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0p7AUkzXuh
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「痴線佬，你知唔知呢度距離地球幾多光年啊！你整條太空船俾我啊？」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFzlT0k7Vh
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我上兩章收尾同大家講過飛劍送咗我出太空，但我當時唔知，只以為清涼山係某處深山，最多咪西藏瑞士果啲，無預期拋下劍會出咗好多光年。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMtDfIyJ9h
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劍俠咪著返古裝囉，點解會係拍科幻片！大佬我想學飛髮，收返想學身劍合一句野得唔得！
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