師傅為客人的頭髮索乾水珠，然後把毛巾掉到腳邊一個特大裝洗衣粉膠桶，毛巾這時固然粉紅，我見桶底下早有幾條白毛巾浸在浮有泡沫的水中，水中散發住雨後才會聞到的臭氧味，我不知桶中是甚麼化學劑，而底下那幾條毛巾，可能早就在桶中漂白過血跡，所以才會白到有點刺眼。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdKiOhFToW
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師傅開著風筒，等客人坐直頸背，就開始吹頭。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlG7NpRFnn
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「交換咗戒指未。」師傅問。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy120DCOBeP
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「未換得切，兩粒都係我度。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgest4SR3yt
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「咁咪幾好，換咗，就仲吊住吊住，未換，仲有得郁。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCN9sLe5khg
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「真係咁咩，我反而擔心呢個對阿慧會係一個遺憾。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7JVnIQTPe
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「唓，你自己決定啦，又唔係我結婚。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9QJHB3KF4
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「師傅你真係識講笑，唔通我宜家仲可以決定咩？你幫我啊？」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35iIMToBOL
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「幫你娶埋老婆添啊，我飛髮架咋，售後服務啦喎！你問隔離哥仔囉，佢話自己乜都做。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRz8F7wV1GQ
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我本來就聽不明兩人的妙問妙答，這時師傅又提到我，我只好猛點頭，師傅大概見我痴痴呆呆，也沒忍住笑一聲。這時師傅已將頭吹靚，把風筒遞給我，我沒留心一手接住，「嘶」了一聲，都是因為古董風筒燙手，我盲懵懵捉住了風筒頭。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlt2dbNIx8
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師傅打開花灑熱水暖和又一條祝君早安，他兩手扭擰，熱力把十指都蒸紅，又不把毛巾的水擠乾擠盡。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNseLFb0RiG
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「哥哥仔，你幫到我咩？點幫？」客人問我。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDT4aySMjVs
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我口啞啞，師傅代我回答：「佢同你唔同，佢唔知。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFff9O1lZN
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「唔怪得。」因為師傅擋了在客人和我中間，我這時仍看不清楚他的樣貌。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVIevEcRUy
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「喂，我同你剃鬚唔剪髮，咁唔洗走嚟走去，我係度同你搞，有無問題。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMw0VkZf0x
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「點話點好啦，文師傅。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGInve91Lj
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「屌你老味，個撚個香港人屈我姓文。岳高頭啦！」師傅半笑半屌，把熱毛巾敷在客人眼以外的臉部分，自娛自樂地碎念不停：「咁如來佛祖係咪叫如生！」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrXWpS7yCV
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毛巾落面，師傅在洗頭盤邊拿起一支唧豉油辣醬的紅尖嘴樽，入面有一些透明液體，他唧在客人臉上毛巾，毛巾正中間立即滲紅。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2DFRiudPm
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「咩嚟架。有啲啲嗱。」客人問。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNJC7HbDW9
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「忍下啦，唔用藥水點溶啲焦，你想唔想好好睇睇去見阿慧。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1w2rMO49rw
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