「喂，老友，唔好生安白造啵！我又點插個女仔一劍？」
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新郎哥面無表情，把嘴唔笑唔嬲，慢道：「你果晚以為情敵Sally俾童女解咗，上去拜謝魚師，等埋你個脂粉客⋯⋯」323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOSQEwdvf7
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「死鏟！講嘢小心啲喎！」後腳跟入來的細蚊仔劍俠出聲抗議。323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64JggkAtXY
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新郎哥暗罵姣婆，我從不認自己係Mandy，男人老狗忌咩俾人鬧姣，我倒好奇，客人作為我的鬼，不是按理會為我講嘢護航咩？上次佢文殊都敢頂⋯⋯323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznYJhs6eZo
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這時客人自己顧自己原地跳，新郎哥兜頭窒落細蚊仔：「你分清楚立場先啦，我幫緊你收Mandy最後一半元神啊！我話你哋係乜就係乜。」接著再講返佢句嘢，由頭講起，十分痴線：「你果晚以為情敵Sally俾童女解咗，上去拜謝魚師，等埋你個脂粉客，結果童女請你等住飲樽菊花露，魚師一早係六條香魚身體督出六盞菊花冧，等於六個元神，元神入酒又俾你連花飲埋，就一齊分咗你個殼嚟投胎。323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7iF2th5cA
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你一直都細食，從來無肥過，其實係因為你肚入面跟住把飛劍，叫做魚腸！其中一個元神唔好彩分到你有劍嘅內臟嚟投胎，佢唔似得你係劍主身份，而且劍上面有Mandy執念，咁就由細食變厭食嚕！」323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTZZmwUXmI
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魚腸劍！魚腸劍！323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYqev0jdLo
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係我前世回溯入面，和尚遍照覺醒時，就係用魚腸劍令李承慶嘅鬼絕食而死！323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKm5fRMGN2
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「咁佢哋分Mandy身體食到劖刺，又係Mandy錯？然後我又要同Mandy埋單？」323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhauantK3sH
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「你同我講做乜啫，同佢哋講吖嘛，廢柴。」新郎哥讓開身子。323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLixMg0Uyd
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但我見到原地跳緊嘅客人同個昏迷女仔又心軟：「我點補救件事？係咪我掹返把劍出嚟就得？」323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymlamwXzDA
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「唔好拉把劍出嚟啦！唔好拉把劍出嚟啦！」客人大叫：「拉把劍出嚟個頭就會甩出嚟吊住條腸！我點補救件事？補救唔到！補救唔到架！」323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUuiolmNz9
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客人的大反應聽到我精神緊張，劍俠的風浪我實在未見過亦經不住，客人的心事一件比一件棘手，剃度伯母也是靠不知從哪裡大駕光臨的神佛上身才搞得掂，現今說客人女朋友肚入面有把唔掹得嘅劍，唔掹就會成世厭食症，如果好似李承慶嘅鬼咁，可能都唔會長命，但掹咗劍又會甩個頭出嚟，咁我可以點？323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZ21VWnMbm
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新郎哥一手臂用力搭住客人膊頭，將客人的身體夾硬㩒實在地面唔俾佢跳：「係囉，補救唔到，咪報仇囉！」323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93949TFQc7
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「我地係益友嚟！我對你好，你對我好！」客人垂頭喪氣。323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGt1MfAeKVh
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「咩益友唔益友！你已經唔係佢隻鬼啦！你唔記得嗱？」新郎哥向擱在客人肩膀上的手心吹口氣，突然手中就握住一把白膠柄圓頭牛油刀，刀身燒紅冒住熱氣，這還未算重點，他的手指隙間竟纏住客人的頭髮，懸吊住客人的頭！323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOOkfH4nDG
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我臉上發涼，不知自己看起來是否面青青，新郎哥望住我良久，才緩緩說：「我斬走你隻鬼，好出奇？」323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOCgUjpDlo
看來他已斬了客人的頭，將他搶了做自己的鬼，飛劍斬生人，鬼就會聽劍俠話；而飛劍斬人地嘅鬼，由鬼生出嘅鬼，就會改為聽斬鬼嗰位劍俠話。323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5940BgC6vo
清潔姐姐斬伯母，客人將姐姐斬成透明鬼，然後間接可以指揮伯母鬼，呢種斬鬼主嘅方法，屬於第二種搶鬼，而且客人向天使借劍，指揮鏈再隔一重，簡直就是花式了。
鬥劍搶鬼，對見過自己前世的我不覺出奇，我是心驚著緊於客人的元神，大概就在斷頭裡邊吧？323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUNPMHYMGQ
又話剃咗眉頭眼額唔會比人斬到！點解！323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZEctYPLBP
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客人眼尾望望牛油刀，說道：「無嚕！斬裂劍又出鞘，頭先斬我，今次斬邊個？唔見血唔收手啦！」323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhkiPVyQtQ
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「係咁㗎！捉住先！」新郎哥用另一隻手扶住客人的手，指引他捉住牛油刀膠柄，再用哄小朋友的語氣說：「俾你殺吳王㗎！我唔指揮你，想放劍就放啦！」323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmWenEg5o6
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「我地係益友嚟！」客人搖頭，又用吐氣聲音重覆了這句：「我地係益友嚟！」323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTzblsNTBK
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客人身體已唔係我隻鬼，卻依然認我係益友，我又對佢做過咩有益嘅事？323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ494SgpGGVM
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「其實辦法都唔係無嘅。」這時細蚊仔劍俠陰聲插口，見佢撓手又側身，想講又唔想講咁。323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtDLKsYKkF
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「嘿！」新郎哥冷笑：「你幫邊邊？插手解圍，唔想見返Mandy啦？」323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOErtXWoyX
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「你理得我咁多！」細蚊仔駁句嘴，不知是否被新郎哥刺激一下，終於開始講佢的辦法：「你地唐人咪有分六道劍！幫把地獄劍悟道，煉成阿修羅劍咪可以將佢唔傷害人咁拎返出嚟！」323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BXJtcEHYs
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