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21.一個女孩,好好穿個正規長度的裙子或者褲子上衣,合理的弄些首飾來修飾自己,說話辦事文文氣氣的,淑女點不好麼?!8964 copyright protection1105PENANAIwNy6IRWXm 維尼
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22.我臉上的痘要是和你腦袋上的頭髮一樣少,就心滿意足了!8964 copyright protection1105PENANAHpHXhU0oYK 維尼
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23.誰說豬的腦子最蠢?我說豬的腦子最聰明,吃飽了就睡,什麼也不用想,養得肥肥胖胖的,只能說豬的腦子保養的好,你的腦子也是保養的最好的。——罵人不帶髒字的話8964 copyright protection1105PENANAuAPLAD9Os4 維尼
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24.你能講文明,講素質的時候,我想是我再次投胎做人的時候。8964 copyright protection1105PENANA6dJhCAPH27 維尼
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25.跟你能好好說話,但不能說好話。8964 copyright protection1105PENANA0gOcYu47gA 維尼
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26.照個相還掘個嘴,鼓個腮幫子,要不就握個拳頭弄臉旁邊,你要打誰啊,還是你腦血栓啊,半身不遂啊。8964 copyright protection1105PENANA88tLFBij0W 維尼
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36. 2B形容你,人家鉛筆不樂意!8964 copyright protection1105PENANAZNq1LuGufP 維尼
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37.你可以吃一點化妝品啊,這樣你的心搞不好會變漂亮喔。8964 copyright protection1105PENANAQY5hH0Mxjw 維尼
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38.祝你今天過得像你的人品一樣好。8964 copyright protection1105PENANAYWegf1jgLg 維尼
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雖然俗話說和氣生財,但遇到那些視力不好的髒東西撞上時,還是要拿出態度保護自己,不過記得發洩完還是得好好生活、開開心心最重要!8964 copyright protection1105PENANAXTP4pq8xBF 維尼
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