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12.當你拿起鏡子,看著自己...你以為是多餘的,其實吧……你還真是多餘的。8964 copyright protection1140PENANAzgjIeRiPKR 維尼
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13.罵人別人臉皮厚就說蚊子應該很難訂到你吧蚊子奮鬥了一晚上都沒勁了。8964 copyright protection1140PENANA8XAfvUIZWD 維尼
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14.如果你能主動讓科學家研究,這樣對世界了解外星生物的事業作出了很大的貢獻!8964 copyright protection1140PENANARiTG9rBCb7 維尼
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15.我就不明白繩子太長就會打結,而你的舌頭卻不能?8964 copyright protection1140PENANA0y6wNhccwo 維尼
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17.沒有豬的形象,但是你有豬的氣質。8964 copyright protection1140PENANA3yvYxpVbhs 維尼
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18.勾引我男人嗎,我不過是把你當做發春的老母狗罷了。8964 copyright protection1140PENANAe5pTiGTNZv 維尼
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19.看你走個路都昂首挺胸的,怕別人不知道你是飛機場嗎。8964 copyright protection1140PENANAG6tYYNi5P6 維尼
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20.整天跟這個關係好,那個關係好,到頭來不過你在別人眼裡算什麼呢。8964 copyright protection1140PENANAZO0uq2sOSv 維尼
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21.一個女孩,好好穿個正規長度的裙子或者褲子上衣,合理的弄些首飾來修飾自己,說話辦事文文氣氣的,淑女點不好麼?!8964 copyright protection1140PENANAEOZ7wvj2Ur 維尼
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22.我臉上的痘要是和你腦袋上的頭髮一樣少,就心滿意足了!8964 copyright protection1140PENANAnkYbvRyBLa 維尼
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23.誰說豬的腦子最蠢?我說豬的腦子最聰明,吃飽了就睡,什麼也不用想,養得肥肥胖胖的,只能說豬的腦子保養的好,你的腦子也是保養的最好的。——罵人不帶髒字的話8964 copyright protection1140PENANAcj25k3ASFu 維尼
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24.你能講文明,講素質的時候,我想是我再次投胎做人的時候。8964 copyright protection1140PENANACE1IyAQOqz 維尼
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25.跟你能好好說話,但不能說好話。8964 copyright protection1140PENANAKLL8ShAs3j 維尼
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26.照個相還掘個嘴,鼓個腮幫子,要不就握個拳頭弄臉旁邊,你要打誰啊,還是你腦血栓啊,半身不遂啊。8964 copyright protection1140PENANA0AxOYDufzv 維尼
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27.既然知道生活很頹廢,為什麼還要繼續這樣頹廢的生活呢?8964 copyright protection1140PENANA4k7RRk5jnJ 維尼
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29.天下之大,大不過你缺的那塊心眼。8964 copyright protection1140PENANAVUQpioNiSM 維尼
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30.我可沒說你不要臉,我是說不要臉的都是你這樣的。8964 copyright protection1140PENANABvdWkb9JpJ 維尼
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31.你打扮成這樣,是對這個世界有什麼不滿麼?8964 copyright protection1140PENANAN8vpyA9vqo 維尼
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33.喲...你這是剛被雷過啊,還是準備去雷人啊。8964 copyright protection1140PENANAqgo8TgIEqJ 維尼
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35.我忘了世界還有一種人——火星人,你從那來的吧?8964 copyright protection1140PENANAf8oTRHhJZz 維尼
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36. 2B形容你,人家鉛筆不樂意!8964 copyright protection1140PENANAXGfaACA2Ov 維尼
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37.你可以吃一點化妝品啊,這樣你的心搞不好會變漂亮喔。8964 copyright protection1140PENANA7AsQ2f3d43 維尼
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38.祝你今天過得像你的人品一樣好。8964 copyright protection1140PENANAxCvVBcKEol 維尼
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39.趁好看的時候多照照鏡子,畢竟這個錯覺不是常有的。8964 copyright protection1140PENANAWacsdaDHDo 維尼
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40.你的智商一出生就跟著你的臍帶被剪掉了嗎?8964 copyright protection1140PENANAV3qRqx77As 維尼
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結語 8964 copyright protection1140PENANADQH71HGajl 維尼
雖然俗話說和氣生財,但遇到那些視力不好的髒東西撞上時,還是要拿出態度保護自己,不過記得發洩完還是得好好生活、開開心心最重要!8964 copyright protection1140PENANA3otUFGWdvB 維尼
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