故事發生在2021年,台灣內某座公寓大樓。281Please respect copyright.PENANA6kag2PU5CL
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我是一名正在值班的保全,叫做王冠翔,同事們都叫我阿翔。281Please respect copyright.PENANAEv5erZVt2u
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那日我一如往常的上班打卡,準備等待下班的時間。281Please respect copyright.PENANAE32d1uNL30
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我上班時那是盡心盡力,毫無一絲怠惰的可能。281Please respect copyright.PENANA8IGbCPOwLu
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正在巡邏的我,不知道是早餐店奶茶發威還是昨天的海鮮燒烤正在抗議,281Please respect copyright.PENANAjxKBl003kx
肚子突然傳來一陣訊號,這是想放屁的訊號。
但由於我正在巡邏,走的是走道正中間想放屁必須找個沒人注意到的地方悄悄的撇風。281Please respect copyright.PENANA0QdExgSFdm
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於是我從走道正中間慢慢地往旁邊靠攏,但穿著保全制服的我不好好巡邏,怪異的往旁邊走,是非常顯眼的,此時正有幾位閒著沒事的員工正在看著我。281Please respect copyright.PENANAtNv13Zuk3B
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但我也管不了那麼多了,肚子的氣已經快集滿MAX了,我準備好好的發洩一下。281Please respect copyright.PENANAMlz3e42P1d
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說時遲那時快,不知為何正當我準備撇風的時候,天空突然開始烏雲密布。281Please respect copyright.PENANAGvFHi1st7w
轟隆!!!一道驚天動地的雷聲炸了下來。281Please respect copyright.PENANAmikOrk3jmb
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我嚇了一大跳,導致正在慢慢撇風的括約肌鬆了一大下。281Please respect copyright.PENANAlkUefUF0mk
噗!一聲堪比剛才雷聲還大的放屁聲炸了下來,大樓那層樓的員工嚇了一大跳,不約而同的尋找聲音的出處。
幹!完蛋了,那聲響後我發現老子出來的不是屁而是屎...281Please respect copyright.PENANAkLSlRFBUbc
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