「ha…halo,我叫Kevin。」我生硬地擺動著右手。113Please respect copyright.PENANA3uMgJYbRtL
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四個月前,我還是隻中學牛,取得文憑試成績後,不出意外地只能報讀high dip或者asso,思前想後還是報了某院校的asso課程。113Please respect copyright.PENANANvQwWzRUru
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十八歲這血氣方剛、性慾高漲的年紀,適逢悠長假期,不甘寂寞的小處男糊塗之下,初試交友app,結果當然是,潘金蓮私通西門慶,一發不可收拾。113Please respect copyright.PENANAZY1lIbdDwc
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由最初隔著螢幕打字對話都會面紅耳熱的我,到成為戲院裡「漆黑中的挖掘機」,全靠的是那不老實的巨龍,如果學英文能有如此動力,又何故要讀受盡非議的副學士。Tiffany是我在這個假期約出來的最後一個女生,因為明天就是開學禮了。113Please respect copyright.PENANAQKqKzUh71w
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尷尬的破冰遊戲落幕後,我被分到一個十多人的小組,由師兄師姐帶領參觀和介紹校園設施。走到圖書館,一行人在門口旁等候去廁所的人歸隊,我和周遭的其他幾人開始互相自介。113Please respect copyright.PENANApbKynKRw8v
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「喂Kevin呀,你有冇米九呀?高我成半個頭喎!」聞聲而來健碩的米七師兄搭著我問。113Please respect copyright.PENANA3IVTxOurRa
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「差唔多啦,哈哈。」我尷尬地發出笑聲。113Please respect copyright.PENANAz3rRtgkgA5
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「食咩大㗎你?唔係唔過兩招黎呀?」113Please respect copyright.PENANAKVVcwWwnVV
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「冇呀,咪又係果啲…都冇咩特別……」面對師兄炒熱氣氛的對話方式,不善交際的我不禁冷汗直冒。113Please respect copyright.PENANAhdLh5pBJQq
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單獨面對女人,我能應付,單獨面對發情的女人,我很擅長。不過要我面對一群半生不熟的男女,我只想化作滴落沙灘的雨點,快點蒸發掉。113Please respect copyright.PENANA1RrF3mp5NX
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「Crystal你呢?平時鍾意做啲咩呀?」師兄識趣地把話題從我身上移走。113Please respect copyright.PENANAYXbLzNF4G0
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氣氛迅速且及時地又熱絡起來,三言兩語間,笑聲不斷。113Please respect copyright.PENANAFgueZnrFUl
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大學校園初報道,所有事物都尤為新鮮,眼前大家說話都一副從容不迫,饒有社交技巧的模樣,除了對答比表情更為生硬的我和那個一直走在最後、一路過來都沉默寡言的女生。113Please respect copyright.PENANABL8QsJVfHS
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期間有人問她名字,她簡短回答後又默默淡出對話。雖然存在感很低,但我卻能很快從人群中把她的輪廓勾出,不是因為她長得漂亮或身材出眾,純粹同類相吸。113Please respect copyright.PENANADBHFVEc9ZA
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走馬觀花式參觀完圖書館,又跟著大隊前往下一個地點,聽說是要到office參見各位教授們。大概是還沒正式開學的緣故,校園的人流不多,我放慢腳步與她並行,故作輕鬆地打開話題:113Please respect copyright.PENANAeJdky04rvi
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「喂hi,你係咪叫張婉婷吖?」