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無能的人

白兔貓 白兔貓
Dec 29, 2021 332 4 Mins Read
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我是個無能的人，無能的人。

在下雨天的天氣裡，是個無用的男人。

只能躲在美麗中尉的裙下，痴呆的等待著。

哦！我是個無能的人……

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金髮紅眼睛，藍色迷你裙。

每當我踏入辦公室，總是第一眼見著地風景。

公文沒批完，子彈響不停。

全天底下只有我，屬下膽敢對長官無禮。

鈴鈴鈴，你看，想找我約會的電話聲數也數不清。

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哦！妳…還在等什麼，快快投入我的懷抱。

多麼妄想看見妳哭泣的模樣。

多麼妄想聽見妳撒嬌的話語。

嘿！妳…不要再抱著公文，對我指指點點。

雖然我本來就是很故意地惹妳生氣。

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我是個無能的人，無能的人。

在下雨天的天氣裡，是個無用的男人。

只能躲在美麗中尉的裙下，痴呆的等待著。

哦！我是個無能的人……

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我是個專情的人，專情的人。

在下雨天的天氣裡，等待愛情的男人。

已經下起了毛毛雨的天氣，深情的等待著。

哦！我是個專情的人……

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羅伊．馬斯坦古大佐抱著吉他陶醉在自己的歌聲裡，午後的東方司令部到處洋溢著快樂的氣氛，明天是連續假期的開始。

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碰！

辦公室的門被霍克愛中尉重重地打開。

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「大佐！這是今天下午的公文，請麻煩您在三點半前交給我。」

束在那支髮夾內的金色髮絲被陽光照得閃閃發亮，耀眼得令人張不開眼睛。

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我是個無能的人，無能的人。

在下雨天的天氣裡，是個無用的男人。

只能躲在美麗中尉的裙下，痴呆的等待著。

哦！我是個無能的人……

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喀擦！碰！

辦公室裡到處瀰漫著煙硝。

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「中…中…中尉！！！」

被槍聲給打醒的羅伊．馬斯坦古渾然忘記摔落在地下的吉他，苦惱的坐在辦公桌前批閱公文。

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「中尉，改成…這樣…這樣可以嗎？」雙手呈上一張白紙，羅伊．馬斯坦古必恭必敬的詢問著。

「哼！這還差不多。咦？？…大佐！！」霍克愛中尉轉頭怒瞪著乘機躲進安全範圍下的羅伊．馬斯坦古。

「中尉，妳剛剛只有聽到副歌而已，紙上的那些才是完整的一首歌呢！」露出嘻皮笑臉的招牌，羅伊．馬斯坦古拾起吉他輕輕地再次哼唱了起來。

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我是個無能的人，無能的人。

在下雨天的天氣裡，是個無用的男人。

只能躲在美麗中尉的裙下，痴呆的等待著。

哦！我是個無能的人……

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金髮紅眼睛，藍色迷你裙。

每當我踏入辦公室，總是第一眼見著地風景。

公文沒批完，子彈響不停。

全天底下只有我，屬下膽敢對長官無禮。

鈴鈴鈴，你看，想找我約會的電話聲數也數不清。

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哦！妳…還在等什麼，快快投入我的懷抱。

多麼妄想看見妳哭泣的模樣。

多麼妄想聽見妳撒嬌的話語。

嘿！妳…不要再抱著公文，對我指指點點。

雖然我本來就是很故意地惹妳生氣。

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我是個無能的人，無能的人。

在下雨天的天氣裡，是個無用的男人。

只能躲在美麗中尉的裙下，痴呆的等待著。

哦！我是個無能的人……

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我是個專情的人，專情的人。

在下雨天的天氣裡，等待愛情的男人。

已經下起了毛毛雨的天氣，深情的等待著。

哦！我是個專情的人……

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啊！！！

一聲慘叫聲劃過了東方司令部的天際。

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傍晚的夕陽灑在長長地走道上，艷紅的色彩彷彿是舖了層地毯，軍屬來來往往地穿梭在那裡。

東方司令部的長廊盡頭蹲跪著一名軍官，胸前黏貼著一張已被蹂躪皺褶得難以分辨字跡的白紙，他彈著吉他無奈地反覆唱著：

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我是個無能的人，懶惰的人。

只會在辦公室偷懶，製造麻煩的男人。

中尉我對不起妳，害得妳被迫留下來加班。

嗚！求求妳高抬貴手原諒我……

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「拜託！拜託各位好人，麻煩你們在我的白紙上寫著『我聽到了，中尉。』並簽上你的大名，拜託各位！拜託！要不然…嗚…」羅伊．馬斯坦古滿臉哭笑不得的窘樣，令好奇停留下腳步的人捧腹大笑。

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『我的媽呀！要簽滿三百人才可以回去，到目前也只有一百多人簽而已啊！！一堆人早已下班放假去了，怎麼辦，怎麼辦。嗚！！我的腳好酸！』低頭盯著胸前的紙張，羅伊．馬斯坦不斷地搖頭懊惱後悔著。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSioThxlStM

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