經過西客疲勞轟炸一天後,回家躺在床上,眼皮正要合上時,床邊的電話傳來一陣鈴聲...400Please respect copyright.PENANA0CJwlueOfM
400Please respect copyright.PENANAgeLK2G7165
「峰哥!」一把噁心的聲音從電話另一則傳來。400Please respect copyright.PENANAQBOew9KseB
400Please respect copyright.PENANAjodKWUI2gJ
聲音的主人是肥軒—我的豬朋,我從中學就認識肥軒,跟他相識多年,他每次用上噁心的語調時代表他有事求我。400Please respect copyright.PENANA14iltssCbJ
400Please respect copyright.PENANAIu2z2Y0NRD
「今次又搞邊科。」我用帶著倦意的聲線從喉嚨呼出。400Please respect copyright.PENANAsYo62EWX0J
400Please respect copyright.PENANAMDWTHmQw2C
「冇啊,你聽日得唔得閒啊?」他支支吾吾的道。400Please respect copyright.PENANAfJ9m56rGYH
400Please respect copyright.PENANAtcuaTQ4BvC
「唔得閒喎,冇野就咪阻住我瞓覺!」我不耐煩的拒絕。400Please respect copyright.PENANADu3FKik8R1
400Please respect copyright.PENANA6pqAFevxUA
其實明天我是放假,但由於每次幫肥軒都是自找麻煩。難得假期當然不能被他打擾,我當然立刻拒絕。400Please respect copyright.PENANAa8riE5jQLF
400Please respect copyright.PENANAFmOWlN9ZDs
「大佬咪住,真係十萬火急先搵你幫手,搞掂請你食飯。」400Please respect copyright.PENANAB1zCWPLbiI
400Please respect copyright.PENANA7Smhg9kwUF
「軒哥,你餐餐都話請,有邊餐你請左啊。」400Please respect copyright.PENANAOsVbFL31sU
400Please respect copyright.PENANABZhBVVSTAT
「今次真係唔同,最多咁你上次睇中支Martin我出一半,咁夠未?」400Please respect copyright.PENANAuoqilzK5cf
400Please respect copyright.PENANAiXmtW54RXX
肥軒所指的Martin是幾個月前我在琴行閒逛時看中的結他,由於Martin是老品牌,加上那支結他用的木頭算上等,因此價值不菲。肥軒肯出一半價錢,代表事情對他來說有一定重性。400Please respect copyright.PENANAAJGQJmFIu8
400Please respect copyright.PENANA1fXZY1gI2C
「軒哥你會咁好死,單野一定唔容易啦。」400Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7zCn2kvMO
400Please respect copyright.PENANApXnIrSFKL7
仆街啦,肥軒提出的條件引誘著我,下意識回應了他。400Please respect copyright.PENANAmgsGPf6erN
400Please respect copyright.PENANAN0mHx9UPAx
「件事好容易咋,只要你聽日幫我去……」肥軒交代我要做的事,我聽完之後臉色一沉。400Please respect copyright.PENANAxpE1pQxI9U
400Please respect copyright.PENANANyh02PnyHi
原來肥軒明天有個實況台台聚要出席,而出席條件是在donate排行榜前十名,他要我代替出席。400Please respect copyright.PENANAnC97J8gENc
400Please respect copyright.PENANAW6726emGPI
400Please respect copyright.PENANASFNsEdMca4
400Please respect copyright.PENANAVZvX1Fr7ex
沒錯,肥軒是一名火山孝子,肥軒追實況台就眾所周知,想不到他會淪為火山孝子。忘了提及,肥軒是名富二代,所以他要在排行榜前十名可以說是手到拿來。400Please respect copyright.PENANA5lX0pzmPvv
我不為他的荷包擔憂,但他淪為火山孝子一事我極為鄙視。400Please respect copyright.PENANAj1dVc3kSiR
400Please respect copyright.PENANAFXqugy4iy5
實況台近幾年在網上瘋行,但近年卻衍生出一類實況台,基本上這些實況台在直播期間有意無意釋出與性相關的暗示,400Please respect copyright.PENANAB1MBASUKdX
當然這些實況主一定是女性,他們在直播上遊走灰色地帶,卻令肥軒這類男性帶來興奮。400Please respect copyright.PENANABIlykihKiG
Donate換來似有幻無的互動,但有一堆男性願意不斷砸下金錢。400Please respect copyright.PENANAubqiuO91jt
400Please respect copyright.PENANAT5zV14lrW4
或者他們是享受其中,雖然我無權責罵,但我亦有權鄙視。因為在我眼中這行為是慘過嫖妓,因為你連人家的手都觸不到。400Please respect copyright.PENANA2SLJiChiwt
400Please respect copyright.PENANA5CYgPD1rBg
肥軒成為火山孝子我沒動怒,我只冷冷的回應400Please respect copyright.PENANAZGiBfAdYmR
400Please respect copyright.PENANAKlQ09QWHl2
「你恨到啦,又洗咁多錢,自己唔去搵我去咁搞笑。」400Please respect copyright.PENANAi2nKxoAcqe
400Please respect copyright.PENANAquWQ6tIeXs
「你估我唔想咩,搞左咁耐先可以同女神睇戲, 我老虎蟹都狗衝啦,但係我病到床都落唔到啊。」400Please respect copyright.PENANAZd84yTn5ZG
400Please respect copyright.PENANAIDIEyjR9uj
肥軒病了? 病還有餘力求我,他九成是瘋了。400Please respect copyright.PENANA2UlwFLN5O0
400Please respect copyright.PENANAAwrUNABDBO
「屌你咩,病就早啲瞓啦,呢啲台聚下次都有,同埋我冇咩興趣去。」400Please respect copyright.PENANApw5w7SXpLu
400Please respect copyright.PENANAA5Deb5cv9x
「我就係驚我聽朝瞓醒都未好返,先叫你幫我,聽日除左睇戲,仲有得同女神單獨影相,仲要係即影即有嗰隻,所以你聽日一定要幫拎到張相啊!」400Please respect copyright.PENANACXWJY13u4Y
400Please respect copyright.PENANAidcX0IgSbz
「吓,咁我去同佢一齊影張相有咩意義,我唔想你對住張相打J嗰陣張相上面有我個樣囉!」400Please respect copyright.PENANAkARENa5CTO
400Please respect copyright.PENANAaERmvGjqBk
一想起肥軒一定會用這張相作出自瀆行為,不禁打了個冷顫。400Please respect copyright.PENANAQpqZg05k1L
400Please respect copyright.PENANApjoxkvq6DF
「邊個話用嚟打J,我用嚟收藏架,你聽日就咁影佢張單人相拎返嚟俾我咪得囉。」400Please respect copyright.PENANAqao8DRh6XB
400Please respect copyright.PENANALFv0bbsYT5
「咁假嘅大話你都講得出,同埋一張爛鬼相值唔值半支Martin啊?」400Please respect copyright.PENANAJW0QiBXkoq
400Please respect copyright.PENANA0vg6j4pSlB
「你識條鐵咩,總之我一定要張相架啦,半支Martin都有你著數啦,一陣我send埋啲時間地點俾你,咪撚唔去啊!」400Please respect copyright.PENANAg5WJTvir7j
400Please respect copyright.PENANAf8pNcqGrAl
我來不及回應,肥軒已經掛掉通話,不久他又傳來台聚的資料。400Please respect copyright.PENANACbNgR5gGo4
400Please respect copyright.PENANAxBSVoMxtJM
雖然我極度不情願出席,但看在半支Martin的份上,唯有忍辱負重。400Please respect copyright.PENANAbgaftB32Xt