我的工作是在我家附近的便利店當個不斷重複動作的收銀機械人,還不時充當客人的出氣袋。383Please respect copyright.PENANAOGrpU5AoBU
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今天一整天忙於工作,直至下班後才有喘息的空間。我拿起電話來看,發現肥軒於稍早前傳了兩個訊息。383Please respect copyright.PENANAaCnNtdHecQ
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「峰哥,今次真係要你救命!」383Please respect copyright.PENANAWo4DIo0AF3
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「你放工之後call我。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAzeUM3LEiEs
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屌,明明昨天才弄完一樁煩事,還惹得一身麻煩,我的報酬還未得到。今天又有事,我到底前世欠了你多少…383Please respect copyright.PENANAGD5NAB3QUs
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我打算不理他把電話收起來時,肥軒已經來電…383Please respect copyright.PENANA6lPKyS2L7U
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「屌你,琴日先搞到我成身蟻,今日仲嚟?」我接起電話先破口大罵。383Please respect copyright.PENANAXYCuVYQtnt
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「唔係啊,今次真係要你救命架。」383Please respect copyright.PENANA0LUPoWEHyp
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「你連半支Martin嘅錢都未俾我,仲想我救你?。」383Please respect copyright.PENANA1LfGVle720
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「你幫埋我今次,我成支買俾你都得啦。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAQrLuENXmse
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「你條仆街次次都咁講架啦,琴日你相又攞左,連條女都帶埋上去,又食又拎,我就乜春都冇!」383Please respect copyright.PENANAK1HzyxyUU4
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「咪就係因為你帶左淇淇上嚟,所以而家先要你幫手。」383Please respect copyright.PENANA9cFGBCQGha
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又關我事?這就是所謂因果嗎?383Please respect copyright.PENANA4S5DUE1m7Y
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「琴日你地走左之後,我DM淇淇多謝佢上嚟我屋企,佢同我講唔洗客氣仲加多個微笑emoji添。」聽得出肥軒的喜悅。383Please respect copyright.PENANAgRWNTKNR2Y
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人家才一句禮貌回應,加個emoji就令肥軒沉過鐵達尼,我不禁為肥軒感到悲哀。383Please respect copyright.PENANAsjaHodYyQG
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「你同條女啲野關我撚事咩,仲要專登打嚟showoff。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAg1ML9wZV2i
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「佢仲話如果真係想多謝佢,就繼續支持佢嘅台,間中donate就可以。」他越說越興奮…383Please respect copyright.PENANAtQvLPUC1gW
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經典釣火山孝子的話術,稍為有腦的人都不會中招,可惜肥軒中毒太深,要從泥濘中拉他出來幾乎不可能。383Please respect copyright.PENANAXHmPTypfOJ
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「咁你想我救你啲咩啊,要我打醒你叫你FF少陣啊?」383Please respect copyright.PENANAtuWunIhsBv
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「唔係呢,佢話下次可以一齊食糖水。」383Please respect copyright.PENANAOoC6ydrALl
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WTF?這是客套說話嗎?淇淇是撞壞了腦袋嗎?還是她想收肥軒兵?383Please respect copyright.PENANAbG8imfQmYP