「真是的,一群耐不住性子的男人。」碧洋琪回到料理台前,「小春、京子,我們繼續吧。」300Please respect copyright.PENANArmuW1T9Fg0
300Please respect copyright.PENANAnuJmkXOvFj
「好的!小春已經把鍋子和湯勺拿出來了!」三浦春伸手指向餐桌上,不過那裡放著的並不是鍋子和湯勺,而是蛋糕和棒棒糖。300Please respect copyright.PENANAyeRTuPYWpN
300Please respect copyright.PENANAlEus2l7Xh0
「哈伊!怎麼會這樣?!」三浦春連忙走過去看了看,「小春拿的明明是鍋子和湯勺,怎麼會變成蛋糕和棒棒糖?」300Please respect copyright.PENANAX5ULLr8tX7
300Please respect copyright.PENANAeojXcaBT7u
「奇怪,我的圍裙放到哪裡去了?」笹川京子在原本疊放圍裙的地方找了找,卻只看到一塊千層蛋糕。300Please respect copyright.PENANARMVz0dtCCA
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「沒關係,櫃子裡還有。」碧洋琪打開櫃子,從裡面拿出一個鍋子。300Please respect copyright.PENANA6pDarZxTML
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就在這時,一道小小的身影從一旁飛出,在飛過碧洋琪上方時把鍋子變成了蛋糕。300Please respect copyright.PENANAEs4l3asCCQ
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「你這傢伙打算妨礙我們嗎?」碧洋琪把手上的蛋糕變成有毒蛋糕,隨手投向這隻粉黃二色的小妖精。300Please respect copyright.PENANA4GwgnymVGU
300Please respect copyright.PENANAdVZy8TC30T
小妖精靈活閃過有毒蛋糕,隨後驚恐地看著牆上被腐蝕出來的大洞,它完全無法理解,這個女人是怎麼把蛋糕變成這樣的。300Please respect copyright.PENANA4FutWqGmim
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「哇!這是什麼啊?好可愛!」笹川京子雙手合掌,雙眼發光地盯著小妖精。300Please respect copyright.PENANAeeOQk33lza
300Please respect copyright.PENANAQvxXlyNheg
「哈伊!這種打扮的迷你生物!」三浦春大概猜到了這是什麼東西,她連忙把笹川京子拉出廚房,「京子,這裡有蟑螂,我們先出去吧!」300Please respect copyright.PENANALtPSCER3wW
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「誒?蟑螂?!」笹川京子驚訝地回頭看了看。300Please respect copyright.PENANAE5uDkax7l9
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「沒錯!就由我來解決這隻蟑螂吧!」碧洋琪一把抓起桌上的棒棒糖,「有毒料理──棒棒糖鐵鎚!」有毒化的棒棒糖被甩了出去。300Please respect copyright.PENANA0GwXP70G5l
300Please respect copyright.PENANADev18IOGXh
急速飛行的小妖精閃過有毒棒棒糖,在逃竄的過程中還不斷把廚房裡的東西變成甜食;而被閃過的棒棒糖在砸到牆上的瞬間炸開,化為一堆有毒糖漿,腐蝕了一大片區域。300Please respect copyright.PENANAeaQXtNOlYk
300Please respect copyright.PENANAf69vDhOTDt
「你這隻到處亂跑的蟑螂!給我吃下這招吧!」碧洋琪甩出一張有毒披薩,「有毒料理──魔法披薩飛斬!」披薩砍在牆上,深深嵌進了牆體內,還不斷冒出毒煙。300Please respect copyright.PENANAm9hM8qrrNu
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小妖精覺得這些有毒料理真的太危險了,它飛過有毒披薩上空,把披薩變成沒有毒的派。300Please respect copyright.PENANAHZtjsktQvD
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「竟敢汙辱我的料理!」看著披薩被變成派,碧洋琪怒不可遏,直接用出了自己的必殺技,「千紫毒萬紅!」以她所站的位置為中心,四周的區域開始有毒料理化。300Please respect copyright.PENANABcddT2QEVf
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發現有毒食物越來越多,小妖精也驚慌地使出全力,將附近的一大片區域甜食化;最後,它用甜食佔據了一半的廚房,和另一半廚房的有毒料理僵持不下。300Please respect copyright.PENANAfh8r5jHjYL
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在三浦春通知樓上的幾人之前,川原悠和小可就感應到庫洛牌的氣息了,接著他們便連忙衝到廚房。300Please respect copyright.PENANACxeIAQXZnD
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一看到廚房裡的小妖精,小可就判斷出了卡片的名字:「那是『甘(THE SWEET)』牌!它能把東西變成甜──哇啊!」他閃過幾個溶解櫻花餅,櫻花餅在走廊的牆壁上腐蝕出一個大洞。300Please respect copyright.PENANAdrpjdsd3Mk
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「小可!」川原悠把小可快速拉遠,以閃過從廚房裡接連飛出的有毒料理,「大家都先後退!現在廚房裡很危險!」碧洋琪似乎正處於盛怒之中,她的無差別攻擊破壞了一大片區域。300Please respect copyright.PENANA6Eka8ekF7F
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「那是……千紫毒萬紅……」獄寺準人因為看到碧洋琪的臉,所以又胃痛倒下了,「是老姊的……必殺絕招……」他說完這句話後就完全昏過去了。300Please respect copyright.PENANAXC6gcsCTUh
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「千紫毒萬紅?!」澤田綱吉驚慌地複誦了一次,「那到底是什麼絕招啊?!」現在廚房裡有一半都變成有毒料理了!300Please respect copyright.PENANAReRRjKO9B2
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「那是碧洋琪的必殺絕招,能把她接觸到的所有東西都變成有毒料理。」Reborn在一旁解說了這個絕招,「而那張『甘』牌的能力則是把東西變成甜食,所以他們兩個正以廚房為戰場,在進行著一場特殊的料理對決。」300Please respect copyright.PENANAqb3Xxu29jX
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「還真是驚人呢。」山本武探頭朝廚房裡看了看,結果也被川原悠拉了一把;看著廚房裡再次飛出的有毒料理,他笑著撓了撓頭,「啊哈哈哈,又被小悠救了一次。」300Please respect copyright.PENANAn9KFXreB1z
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「你應該多注意一點自己的安全。」小小訓斥了山本武一句,川原悠有些傷腦筋地看向廚房,「Reborn,如果我現在把『甘』牌抓出來的話,碧洋琪小姐會不會跟著殺出來?」在狹小的室內,要抓住『甘』牌並不是問題,畢竟廚房內也已經完全料理化了,不用擔心魔法會造成額外的破壞;然而,現在的問題是盛怒中的碧洋琪,對方要是殺出來的話,整棟房子都會變成有毒料理的。300Please respect copyright.PENANAGtIQLPXIUt
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Reborn跳到山本武肩膀上,雲淡風輕地回答道:「嘛,我覺得一定會哦。」
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「小春,現在到底發生什麼事了?」笹川京子被三浦春拉得遠遠的,看不清楚廚房內發生的事。300Please respect copyright.PENANAH2KFQjWfiI
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「哈伊!是碧洋琪小姐在殺蟑螂啦!」三浦春還記著川原悠的請求,沒有擅自把魔法的事告訴好友,「我們先把獄寺同學帶上樓休息吧!」
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「有毒料理──毒針義大利麵!」300Please respect copyright.PENANAlScegrBwH4
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在讓廚房料理化的拉鋸戰中,碧洋琪也不斷對『甘』牌丟出有毒料理,有毒的義大利麵深深刺入牆壁,甚至還讓牆壁上開始出現裂痕;終於,驚慌失措的『甘』牌衝出了廚房,接著又朝門口飛去。300Please respect copyright.PENANAvAXNw00bZn
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「果然還是得先收服它才行。」川原悠才剛拿出『風』牌,一把義大利麵就刺入他腳前的地板上。300Please respect copyright.PENANALajwUSifxr
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「你們不准來礙事!」碧洋琪憤怒地朝幾人吼了一聲,隨後就追著『甘』牌衝出門外,一人一牌經過的路上全是甜食和有毒料理。300Please respect copyright.PENANAqAi2eguTBk
300Please respect copyright.PENANANhiZWwrZwS
「糟糕,錯過最佳時機了。」川原悠連忙跑出去,跟著料理化的痕跡追在他們身後,「必須先避免受害範圍擴大。」300Please respect copyright.PENANAeK88Idnfj7
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「請把這條街圈起來,『輪』!」300Please respect copyright.PENANA8HhCK6hTC3
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『輪』牌的魔法圈住了附近的街道,讓碧洋琪和『甘』牌陷入無限輪迴之中。300Please respect copyright.PENANAdkS83E4lhN
300Please respect copyright.PENANAISZvihu0wK
「啊!電線桿要倒了!」澤田綱吉指向路旁的電線桿,由於底部被有毒料理腐蝕的緣故,好幾根電線桿正逐漸傾斜。300Please respect copyright.PENANAXea4WD1CHz
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「『樹』!」急速成長的樹木固定住了電線桿。300Please respect copyright.PENANAg5lE4n8xNm
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「這場料理對決還真是激烈。」山本武從牆上拆下了一塊巧克力,「不過要是讓他們繼續這樣下去,整條街會被完全破壞掉的。」300Please respect copyright.PENANA0I0YaK1Xlc
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「但碧洋琪好像不肯罷手啊!」小可嘆了口氣,他環抱著手臂看向四周,「而且她的能力還和『甘』牌拚得不相上下,恐怕也不可能在短時間內分出勝負。」300Please respect copyright.PENANAxpp4sY8bbz
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「沒辦法了,現在只能先把『甘』牌抓住,之後再考慮如何安撫碧洋琪小姐吧。」川原悠又一次拿出『風』牌,轉身面向街道的另一側,「麻煩你了,『風』!」300Please respect copyright.PENANAmwuxpZU1sK
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『風』牌衝向跑回來的『甘』牌,將對方緊緊綁住並帶到川原悠身前。300Please respect copyright.PENANAEI9mkfiLNu
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「庫洛牌,變回你原本的樣子!」300Please respect copyright.PENANACpFC1287TW
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『甘』牌乖順地被封印回卡片,彷彿是想藉此躲避碧洋琪一般,迅速飛入了川原悠的手中。300Please respect copyright.PENANA3KvvGpgL92
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「哇啊!糖果變成石頭了!」藍波不知何時出現在一旁,淚眼汪汪地從嘴裡吐出一塊石頭,「要、忍、耐……」一如往常,他鑽進了十年後火箭筒,把大人藍波調換到現代來。300Please respect copyright.PENANAsZJcuCqfVS
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「那隻蟑螂跑到哪裡去了?!」碧洋琪抓著兩盤有毒蛋糕衝過來,環顧四周之後,雖然沒找到『甘』牌,但她看見了別的。300Please respect copyright.PENANAIsw4zcyvKM
300Please respect copyright.PENANAO5zEP9dOko
「羅密歐!今天又是你在暗中搞鬼嗎?!」碧洋琪衝向大人藍波,「這次一定要徹底解決你!!!」她把對『甘』牌的怒氣都轉移到了對方身上。300Please respect copyright.PENANADlijKxE5cK
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「糟糕!大人藍波不知道發生什麼事,好像失血過多暈倒了!」澤田綱吉驚恐地看著大人藍波,對方流了滿臉的……鼻血?300Please respect copyright.PENANA3lDn6ls5Dj
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「小悠!你快幫幫藍波!」300Please respect copyright.PENANAJewvEnFymm
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「身為首領,自己的家族成員應該由你自己去拯救。」Reborn射出死氣彈,讓澤田綱吉進入了死氣模式。300Please respect copyright.PENANANEsnokA5e6
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「抱著必死的決心拯救藍波!」澤田綱吉又一次爆衣裸奔,結果他今天報廢了兩套衣服。300Please respect copyright.PENANA4zPUCGGyzA
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最後,他們還是沒能吃到巧克力,因為用來沾巧克力的餅乾是由碧洋琪做的,所以全都不能吃。300Please respect copyright.PENANAtHVlnwIpzx
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在回家的路上,山本武嘆了口氣,低聲自語一句:「結果還是沒吃到巧克力。」他真的好想要收到川原悠給的巧克力。300Please respect copyright.PENANAI16kiI4bo4
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川原悠想了想,拉著山本武停在路邊,「山本,閉眼睛。」他想給對方一個驚喜。300Please respect copyright.PENANAj2deBT0PCS
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「誒?」山本武雖然有些疑惑,但還是依照川原悠的話閉上眼睛。300Please respect copyright.PENANAQeqgz4MCXy
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『請幫我把糖果變成巧克力吧。』川原悠發動了剛收服的『甘』牌,把一顆牛奶糖變成巧克力,「張嘴。」300Please respect copyright.PENANAQPWQFpd6Cb
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山本武依言張了嘴,接著嘴裡就被塞進一顆巧克力,甜蜜的滋味在嘴裡化開,反覆縈繞在唇齒間;但對他來說,最美味的還是巧克力被塞入口中時,川原悠輕輕擦過嘴唇的手指,要是能再來一次的話,他一定會‘不小心’把對方的手指含進嘴裡。300Please respect copyright.PENANADubHtK55oz
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「好吃嗎?」一般來說,川原悠會在這時笑一笑,不過依照約定,他沒有再偽裝自己的表情,於是便面無表情地問出這一句。300Please respect copyright.PENANABVG9uwtbs7
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「好吃!」山本武笑得非常燦爛,「是我吃過最好吃的巧克力!」300Please respect copyright.PENANAlj6wvK3rQ7
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不遠處,被兩人忽略的小可飛在空中,默默帶上了一副迷你墨鏡。
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備註:300Please respect copyright.PENANAOtinHYtyGK
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關於有毒的晚餐:300Please respect copyright.PENANAIB8aZc5CMk
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奈奈媽媽(呼喊):大家,晚餐煮好了哦!300Please respect copyright.PENANAyYaZzanubA
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阿綱(歡呼):好耶!今天發生這麼多事,我都快餓死了。300Please respect copyright.PENANAhgsEYwzlW2
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Reborn(盯著餐桌):看來你真的要餓死了,蠢綱。300Please respect copyright.PENANAJAQg6u6lcK
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阿綱(跟著看向餐桌):哈啊?你在說──為什麼餐桌上的全是有毒料理?!300Please respect copyright.PENANAFlQn8PsJ6a
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Reborn(打開冰箱):好像是因為食物都變成了有毒的,所以媽媽才會做出一桌有毒料理。300Please respect copyright.PENANATakXEtAKY3
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阿綱(崩潰):啊!這下該怎麼辦?!300Please respect copyright.PENANALPObhw5afX
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Reborn(往二樓走):阿綱,我要吃掉你房間裡剩下的最後一碗泡麵。
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關於春天的夢:300Please respect copyright.PENANAREPadRM4z2
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當晚,山本武做了一個夢。300Please respect copyright.PENANAmXIFrhkoJd
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====夢境====300Please respect copyright.PENANAHXfLH1GlEv
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在回家的路上,山本武被川原悠塞了一塊巧克力,不過他並不滿足於此,在對方的手指擦過嘴唇時,上前一步把手指含在嘴裡。300Please respect copyright.PENANAeWlfgfSqH5
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「原來如此,你喜歡我。」川原悠面無表情,接著就開始脫衣服,「阿武,來做吧。」300Please respect copyright.PENANAzxKjG0wir6
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場景在一瞬間轉換到山本武的房間。300Please respect copyright.PENANApxeOr5XKQ6
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「真、真的可以嗎?」雖然嘴上這麼問著,但山本武已經把川原悠撲倒在床鋪上了,他有些緊張地湊近對方,想要親吻那覬覦已久的嘴唇。300Please respect copyright.PENANAoqLDjoDqK0
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「當然不可以!」川原悠在一瞬間變成了山本剛,臉上是一副極度憤怒的表情,「阿武!你這臭小子又想對小悠做什麼?!」300Please respect copyright.PENANAnfvMZA64Fg
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「哇啊啊啊!!!」300Please respect copyright.PENANAsrhvOK6ieF
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山本武從床舖上坐起,心有餘悸地大口喘氣,他被剛才的噩夢給嚇得渾身冒冷汗,幸好那只是夢──300Please respect copyright.PENANAouIpXDfzqo
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「原來如此,你喜歡我。」川原悠的聲音從山本武背後傳來,他伸手環抱住對方,「那我們交往吧,我會滿足你的一切需求。」300Please respect copyright.PENANAknuMGQxivB
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「小、小悠?!」山本武想要轉身,卻被川原悠的雙手緊緊抱住,對方的手開始伸進他的衣服內,輕輕撫弄著胸肌與腹肌,接著又往下探去。300Please respect copyright.PENANAyUxh9xM4vo
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「不論你是想上我,還是想被我上,我都可以接受,只要你喜歡就好。」川原悠在山本武的耳邊開口,溫暖的濕氣拂過敏感的耳根。300Please respect copyright.PENANA5a8LDOxevG
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山本武的呼吸再次變得急促,身體也微微顫抖著,他真的很希望能繼續下去,但……果然還是不行。300Please respect copyright.PENANAR3zm5M4XlE
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「小悠,停下。」山本武使力掙脫了川原悠的懷抱,他轉身面向對方,「我喜歡你,所以很想和你在一起,但不是以這樣的方式。」300Please respect copyright.PENANAF5QpiexWQE
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「我希望你也能喜歡我,而不是單純為了滿足我的要求。」300Please respect copyright.PENANAxL0o2CVdyj
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「你的身體可不是這樣說的。」川原悠的表情被一道陰影遮蔽,他略帶惡趣味地把腳放上山本武高高撐起的褲襠,還小力踩了踩,「看吧,人類終究還是被性慾掌控的生物,這是刻在記憶中的……基因中的本能,為了鹽化……眼花……鹽花……?」在話語出現停頓的同時,整個房間也開始變得不穩定。300Please respect copyright.PENANA1vjkFo872N
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夢境無以延續,在川原悠斷斷續續的話語中崩解成無數碎片,把知識量不夠的某人踢了出去。300Please respect copyright.PENANAWxZKKvXoHJ
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夜半時分,山本武倏地坐起身來,他眨了眨眼,伸手朝棉被裡探去,毫不意外地摸到了一大片濕潤黏稠的布料。300Please respect copyright.PENANA9L2baM4ec5
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「這下不只內褲,連褲子也得洗了……」掀起被子確認之後,山本武嘆了口氣,「不過,剛才的小悠真的很……」他閉眼回味方才夢中的感覺,結果身下的某處又開始不安分了。300Please respect copyright.PENANAuQCA7nyqWy
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「看來我完全中了小悠的戀愛魔法呢。」山本武低聲笑了笑,然後就帶著換洗衣物,去浴室裡解決生理需求了。300Please respect copyright.PENANAbCcNDDR5Hx
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微藍的光影在房間內閃過,夢境的對象牽涉到具有魔力的人,而做夢者本身又沒有魔力,讓它難以繼續編織夢的內容,特別是在某人連對象的話語都無法提供的情況下。