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No Plagiarism!HyuMt9xj0I5EcElYVF2eposted on PENANA 「據說,前方那種生物叫做『史萊姆』。」我指著約莫一百公尺外的自走藍色大果凍。8964 copyright protection552PENANAtRaL9nQ0NG 維尼
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「班長,妳說什麼......『屎』...什麼?『屎老母』?怎麼聽起來感覺很臭。」她充滿疑惑。8964 copyright protection552PENANAYk4JFUEqNf 維尼
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「不是那個屎,是英文的『s』——『slime』,英文就是這樣唸的。」8964 copyright protection552PENANA4gRWpWMpo6 維尼
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「班長,妳不要欺負我有阿豆仔(外國人)外貌。我英文從來沒及格過,從小到大老師都愛叫我當英文小老師。大家怎麼可以以貌取人!」8964 copyright protection552PENANAOXkAloHjTU 維尼
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「......還真是辛苦妳了。」8964 copyright protection552PENANAx8nbVUTDyU 維尼
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再跟大家簡單介紹一下。8964 copyright protection552PENANAXCD1hWkUr9 維尼
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是的,我們現在所在位置是異世界。8964 copyright protection552PENANAN0QRxJgZkS 維尼
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旁邊有棵高得可以跟台北101大樓比拚的樹,根據我的資料庫考究,應該是傳說中的世界樹。8964 copyright protection552PENANAusbYAD7qC1 維尼
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「喂,妳可以不要踢世界樹破壞公物嗎?」8964 copyright protection552PENANAfYTrYXuOaC 維尼
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「蛤?」她還是繼續踢,不知道是在幹嘛。8964 copyright protection552PENANAPU7Af2EkJ6 維尼
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然後,站在我旁邊使用暴力的是金髮碧眼、外型亮麗的—台妹—注意,是『台妹』、『台妹』、『台妹』,因為很重要,所以講三次。8964 copyright protection552PENANAi9U10MLN6i 維尼
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根據wiki所述......咳,抱歉,現在網路連不上。8964 copyright protection552PENANAepMYZbiMJI 維尼
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根據本人理解,台妹泛指打扮俗艷、行事嗆辣且講話帶有台灣本土風味的獨特女生。8964 copyright protection552PENANAAcmMUV95hT 維尼
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「怡君啊,我說妳這樣踢樹要幹嘛咧?我們應該要省點力氣,找點食物再找個地方休息,渡過今晚吧。」一名穿著西裝的中年大叔對台妹說。8964 copyright protection552PENANAOyxlbBMwBm 維尼
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「幹,誰是怡君,我叫做Alice。」台妹放下大腿,逼近大叔,抓起衣領,進行一連串的武力恐嚇。8964 copyright protection552PENANAtYsGbW64Sw 維尼
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「抱、抱歉,Alice。那請問怡...Alice,我們要不要去那邊看看?」大叔指著山腳下,看起來有村莊的方向說。8964 copyright protection552PENANAgwBr2L0AhE 維尼
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「就算要去村莊也要先解決掉那隻史萊姆,牠擋在過去的路上。」我說,Alice也點頭同意。8964 copyright protection552PENANAfpgWJHumZ6 維尼
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Alice盯著大叔。8964 copyright protection552PENANAaiYUEDDFp1 維尼
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「怎麼一直看我?」大叔竟臉紅了。8964 copyright protection552PENANAj2FuqaDF8b 維尼
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大叔可能不太習慣接觸異性,尤其是像Alice這種模特兒等級顏值的美女。8964 copyright protection552PENANApXT4yeRdc7 維尼
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說到他,剛剛還被我發現他一直在偷看Alice踢樹的裙下風光,害我腦內忍不住下了『#癡漢』的hashtag給大叔。8964 copyright protection552PENANAZLUcRtJkpl 維尼
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Alice翻找她的手提包,拿出一個驚人物品遞給大叔。8964 copyright protection552PENANAIrwAxTyr3T 維尼
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「當過兵吧?拿這個去對付那果凍吧。」556Please respect copyright.PENANA7XHCc95B0E
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「好漢不提當年勇,我體格就是海軍陸戰隊的。」大叔邊說,嘴角邊發抖。8964 copyright protection552PENANAvKPv7oY7Rj 維尼
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「喔,那快去吧。」Alice拿了一把手槍給大叔。8964 copyright protection552PENANAY41oonjXRQ 維尼
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難道,Alice家裡是黑社會嗎?8964 copyright protection552PENANA3VcoGsexyk 維尼
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Alice指著史萊姆的方向,要大叔過去攻擊。8964 copyright protection552PENANA3XMVHydJVC 維尼
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「我是新一代James Bond,我來啦!史萊姆,吃我一槍,啊——」8964 copyright protection552PENANA6qPaZ1h7hK 維尼
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大叔真的衝過去了!?8964 copyright protection552PENANARiQiJOZ8T8 維尼
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「班長,我們趁機繞過去,快!」8964 copyright protection552PENANAhx8uaT62OJ 維尼
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Alice不等我回應,直接牽起我的左手,乘隙跑過去。8964 copyright protection552PENANAhLvdG53i2W 維尼
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她從容不迫地拉著我奔跑,微風徐徐,秀麗的金髮飄揚起來,陽光灑落在她身上,顯得格外亮眼奪目。8964 copyright protection552PENANAkApJ46qVQB 維尼
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「Alice,那把槍不要緊嗎?」我很擔心。8964 copyright protection552PENANA5MF0CGzgkJ 維尼
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Alice轉向我,拋出溫暖美麗的笑容,她的酒窩讓我陶醉。8964 copyright protection552PENANAOqvte33CuU 維尼
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她說:「免驚。」(譯:別怕)8964 copyright protection552PENANAeV6LQPQPdb 維尼
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「嗯嗯。」即便Alice的台語總讓我出戲,但是她的存在著實讓我放心。8964 copyright protection552PENANAOfeLgJl2WB 維尼
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「史萊姆,受死吧!!!」大叔正在跟史萊姆搏鬥。8964 copyright protection552PENANAHm9ftGenkg 維尼
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從旁經過的時候,我聽到了槍聲。8964 copyright protection552PENANAizQA4LPEJa 維尼
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子彈,飛出,準確地擊中史萊姆。8964 copyright protection552PENANA4d4TBUG0ZJ 維尼
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子彈不像電影場景般造成出血殺傷,而是碰到史萊姆的身體之後,像是一顆球從牠身上慢慢滾落。8964 copyright protection552PENANAfnamZc5SCL 維尼
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大叔瘋狂掃射好幾槍,直到子彈用盡。8964 copyright protection552PENANABpspCDnyDf 維尼
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史萊姆毫無感覺般,緩緩靠近大叔,張開嘴巴,吞下了他。8964 copyright protection552PENANAnhGsjObhQa 維尼
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「Alice,那把槍是什麼?」8964 copyright protection552PENANAnRGJbmhEcg 維尼
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「BB槍,我在阿嬤家旁邊的柑仔店買的。我還有另一把更強的水槍喔。」8964 copyright protection552PENANA9LdqljwDHa 維尼
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媽,今天晚餐吃什麼?8964 copyright protection552PENANATEbyUBGcm9 維尼
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麻辣鍋,好不好?8964 copyright protection552PENANAUD2B1xWNel 維尼
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wiki註解:BB彈(英語:BB shot,簡稱BB)是供氣槍發射使用的一種球狀金屬彈丸,也是最早出現、現今常見的氣槍彈種類之一。8964 copyright protection552PENANAR2R8w6TTif 維尼
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