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兩人開始合作偵查漁夫案件。8964 copyright protection260PENANA3PRmJCoSbE 維尼
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展開調查的同時,布萊克也暗中觀察吉克的一舉一動。8964 copyright protection260PENANAwYNnDi73xp 維尼
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他發現這個搭檔真的很──亂來。8964 copyright protection260PENANA62U5z2Il5g 維尼
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「再啦!」8964 copyright protection260PENANAon2vQFGQ7H 維尼
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比方他會跟錯字連篇的漁夫糾正「在」與「再」的用法。8964 copyright protection260PENANAly5uQqnIgs 維尼
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「讓我們打開那扇真理之門吧!」8964 copyright protection260PENANAEp5XTpKXND 維尼
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「先等一下!要繳交過路費的話,我還沒想好草帽的結局跟鎖鏈的船票哪個比較重要。」8964 copyright protection260PENANAaqtf3ysNYP 維尼
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比方他會跟中二的漁夫講些旁人無法理解的話題。8964 copyright protection260PENANAjkhw7pX0ev 維尼
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「燈愣!冥王星的神奇小道具。」8964 copyright protection260PENANArN6RdTCJSG 維尼
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「感覺好讚!你是來自未來的機器貓嗎?」8964 copyright protection260PENANA1jhCreEmpm 維尼
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比方他還會在愛表演的漁夫面前表現出很捧場的樣子。8964 copyright protection260PENANAIbiV73Fl4D 維尼
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至於為什麼不直接抓人,是因為他們認為「漁夫」絕非單人行動的犯罪,其背後應有集團在操控,所以要埋伏抓整團。不過有時候,布萊克也不清楚吉克到底是不懂得看場合說話的KY屬性,還是刻意為之的欠打屬性。8964 copyright protection260PENANAhh7XKBoN4N 維尼
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「小漁一號、小漁二號、小漁三號……今天是小漁三十八號?」8964 copyright protection260PENANAA1O5TaLf8K 維尼
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平常的吉克就像天然呆的白目寶寶,總記不住別人的姓名,看報告也亂取綽號。8964 copyright protection260PENANACsSbK2cxsf 維尼
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「等一下再聊,我先去吃下午茶。」8964 copyright protection260PENANAVySfC441qG 維尼
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個性慵懶,與吃無關的雜務一概拒絕協作,凡事以吃為優先。8964 copyright protection260PENANAahXOGRviXx 維尼
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另外,牽涉到寶貝零食就會變成狂開嘲諷的腹黑小惡魔。至於他究竟說了什麼,布萊克不願回想,只在日記裡寫──8964 copyright protection260PENANArjbPjFG8eW 維尼
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以囂張的嘴臉毒舌別人,嗆得對方啞口無言。那是唯一席位的絕對對號入座。8964 copyright protection260PENANAPiHN9JLvzQ 維尼
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能夠即刻挖坑推人跳,隨機做出陷阱選項逼人選。8964 copyright protection260PENANAoLG1kBafAi 維尼
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橫豎都是災難。8964 copyright protection260PENANASTa1Zist23 維尼
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備註:尊重零食,珍惜靈魂。8964 copyright protection260PENANAXVJuwolgG8 維尼
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某天,吉克和一名穿西裝打領帶的資深漁夫約在咖啡廳碰面。8964 copyright protection260PENANAKO0ZO6Kslq 維尼
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布萊克坐在附近用耳機監聽。8964 copyright protection260PENANAud7vnyWBW0 維尼
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「要當漁夫就不能迂腐,不然怎麼騙愚民,不是嗎?」表面說得高昂,實則充滿虛假,吉克說的話如同當頭棒喝,一語驚人打醒資深漁夫。8964 copyright protection260PENANALci5DrR6Pg 維尼
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儘管布萊克對此不以為意,對方卻完全被帶跑方向。8964 copyright protection260PENANAqASEzOgsnX 維尼
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「您說的對。我們是該與時俱進,多運用科技才不會被時代遺棄。」8964 copyright protection260PENANAND7j0QiRvK 維尼
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可是你們本來就被唾棄。布萊克在內心吐槽。8964 copyright protection260PENANAYPTrYBO938 維尼
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「請問大神能來指點我們嗎?」8964 copyright protection260PENANAjAhBPFTKmA 維尼
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「我只是略懂一二,談不上什麼大神。而且我注重個人隱私,習慣低調。」8964 copyright protection260PENANAoM8Avblwoa 維尼
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「不用在前線,只需在幕後幫忙優化SOP就好。」8964 copyright protection260PENANAKK897qIGLK 維尼
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「我們來談談費用怎麼算吧……」8964 copyright protection260PENANA313LGx0M8h 維尼
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兩個人模人樣的人在座位上談得慷慨激昂,吉克的話術更是驚人的流暢,就算他只穿件T恤、短褲加拖鞋也沒被懷疑身分,甚至還被認為是高人故意低調的偽裝。8964 copyright protection260PENANAU9RCt7IBTo 維尼
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這天,沒有意外,以雙方合作愉快的結尾詞作為收場。8964 copyright protection260PENANAlj60ho6Eou 維尼
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吉克這傢伙果然是潛在危險分子。全程收聽黑幕的布萊克差點捏爆耳機。8964 copyright protection260PENANA9KAosGdC3g 維尼
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數天後──8964 copyright protection260PENANAYfOg3Oc0N7 維尼
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坐在相隔一條小走道的隔壁桌,布萊克臉上滿是錯愕。這傢伙的演技也太好!8964 copyright protection260PENANAIsFDjs1RW6 維尼
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一臉人畜無害的吉克又成功釣到漁夫上鉤,於是他開始和對方展開討論。先是說自己房租費被偷、拿不到補助、交通卡餘額不足等種種厄運,所以走路往返這條血與淚的人生道路。8964 copyright protection260PENANApFIQKOVhOk 維尼
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率先示弱,讓菜鳥漁夫產生同情心,然後──8964 copyright protection260PENANACxvPelhfVF 維尼
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「沒現金的話,」一副要吃土的處境,吉克卻開口說:「可以刷卡嗎?」8964 copyright protection260PENANAnftJpqY4BX 維尼
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「可以,我們最近有進刷卡機。但你的生活情況沒問題嗎?不要勉強啊。」顯然這名年輕的漁夫對他瞎掰的人設於心不忍。8964 copyright protection260PENANAnLeA4K27oW 維尼
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「可以分期付款嗎?」吉克語帶哽咽卻堅定。8964 copyright protection260PENANA10YNqBaJU2 維尼
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「你真的不用勉強啊。」8964 copyright protection260PENANARw2FRpvYou 維尼
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「請問你的良心是睡著了,還是離家出走了呢?」吉克的背後彷彿散發爛好人的天使光芒。「你說的那些人不是每天餓肚子、下雨沒地方躲、而且每過一分鐘就消逝六十秒的壽命嗎!」8964 copyright protection260PENANALAZtzohYPY 維尼
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……最後那句明顯有違和吧。沒理會布萊克在旁邊翻的白眼,吉克繼續表演。8964 copyright protection260PENANAKsljBqOFs4 維尼
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「刷卡機的租金多少?」他握住年輕漁夫的手。「我跟你租。等我領到薪水的時候就自己刷,慢慢刷,刷到那個額度後退租。」8964 copyright protection260PENANAJUdWaCMQDI 維尼
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「這……」也許是他展現過於驚人的決心,年輕漁夫從隨身背包拿出一張租金價目表。「既然你心意已決,就讓你用會員價租吧。」8964 copyright protection260PENANAHbICiJ9fz2 維尼
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那張價目表布萊克很眼熟,金額異動之外,項目幾乎沒改。8964 copyright protection260PENANARutkeybMPF 維尼
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「我的蓬萊神啊!這價格實在太離譜!」吉克發出驚呼,即便是對著自己數天前在前置作業刻意捏造、散播的假供應商報價單,他也能毫無破綻裝作初次看見一樣。8964 copyright protection260PENANAl4BEQNImjH 維尼
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「怎、怎麼了?」年輕漁夫被他的反應嚇到。8964 copyright protection260PENANAfvk8uTowNg 維尼
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「我之前從事刷卡機相關的業務,多少知道批發租價的價差範圍,但這絕對是不合理的價格!」從破爛的公事包拿出一坨被凌虐過的紙團,攤開,吉克迅速指出兩者相同設備的價差。8964 copyright protection260PENANA1AQUdvP3bY 維尼
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「什麼!」年輕漁夫激動到拍桌站起身。8964 copyright protection260PENANAjb8DY5kVNo 維尼
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「孩子,待在詐騙集團裡面,有事被抓的是你們,沒事賺翻的是他們,請問現在這是在上演迷途羔羊變成待宰羔羊的悲劇嗎?」轉眼間換成心靈導師的人設,吉克的語氣穩重無比。「孩子,迷路不是你笨,但任人宰割就是你蠢。」8964 copyright protection260PENANAK6SLeEABbF 維尼
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裝什麼老成,你的年紀也沒多大吧。布萊克吐槽吉克與年輕漁夫同輩的年齡差。8964 copyright protection260PENANAkMtjvgGTLh 維尼
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「可、惡──竟然被騙了。中間的價差也太坑了吧!」被吉克拉回座位,年輕漁夫握緊拳頭搥在那張集團近期發布的價目表上。8964 copyright protection260PENANAnKFmT4ARSb 維尼
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「被人當盤子的小羊啊,你同意把BOSS的根據地打爆嗎?」8964 copyright protection260PENANA8A6qgNaOHC 維尼
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布萊克對吉克的問話感到不屑。你當他傻嗎?誰會這樣就……8964 copyright protection260PENANAAyPz1GdEre 維尼
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「同意啦!哪次不同意。」只見年輕漁夫幹勁滿滿,還捲起袖子一副準備找人幹架的樣子。「看我還不打爆它!」8964 copyright protection260PENANAdPw8Gm6AJI 維尼
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布萊克在報告上續寫吉克的行動──然後,以同理心與人產生共鳴,讓人自招集團基地的所在。8964 copyright protection260PENANARUpxUOuPMd 維尼
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總歸一句,他只想說:吉克,你去報名下一屆蓬萊影帝吧。8964 copyright protection260PENANAjncCaDHrLu 維尼
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隔天早上,怪誕廳正在做攻堅漁夫集團工廠的準備。8964 copyright protection260PENANAQjqNq4sPup 維尼
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布萊克獲得一台設備齊全的公務車,他開心得開到吉克面前。8964 copyright protection260PENANAJ5HiN1vtKW 維尼
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「今天由我帶隊過去就可以。你這個沒有攻擊力的就待在怪誕廳等消息吧。」8964 copyright protection260PENANAVejMFXWgn8 維尼
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他看過吉克的體能測驗報告,不曉得是不是故意的,但看起來就是個容易昏倒的貧血幼童。若是在正常情況下,根本不符合兵役資格。8964 copyright protection260PENANAK5ThjNa4mv 維尼
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連續好幾天當吉克的跟屁蟲和保母,布萊克覺得自己也要舒展一下筋骨。一直讓吉克表現,自己卻不做事,這不是他的個性。8964 copyright protection260PENANA2INGnYw9rx 維尼
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但吉克完全沒理他,直接打開門坐上副駕駛座。8964 copyright protection260PENANAfEuJOp6K1C 維尼
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「喂!現場很危險,你不要跟來。」8964 copyright protection260PENANAxtDVMUOpwU 維尼
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「人從一出生就邁向死亡,人生有哪天不危險的?」吉克的語氣平靜,轉頭看過來的眼神卻是真誠熾熱。8964 copyright protection260PENANAe0HMYAYPR0 維尼
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這就是熱血搭檔聯手行動的感覺嗎?8964 copyright protection260PENANAfgnkgUqrrt 維尼
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