站在陌生街道上向外凝視著繁華市區，迎接自己的是新的人生、新的生活體驗，這讓她心中有股莫名的躁動。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oVBP5jb4B
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「我們要正式展開第一天的正義了，茉紅妳準備好了嗎？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrdbiE4mEN
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初次見面是昨天下午的事情，雙方在某一棟矮房頂樓的圍牆上自我介紹完，男子就帶著小跟班去認識環境了。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKY4K54tWkw
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茉紅梨跟隨的英雄——扶羊人，本名為守 善伸（もり ぜんや），人如其名，就是個老愛伸張正義多管閒事的大雞婆。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3lh8tmmfS
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善伸憑藉多話又好事的性格，首日不是帶她辦正事，而是拉著這位少女到處吃吃喝喝，似乎已經被這裡的人民給同化。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2pDDjsDjk
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今天終於要出動了，一心只想悟出內心真正想法的茉紅梨興奮地握緊垂放身體兩側的拳頭。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27KUsI5kuu
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「我準備好了，善伸。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3HhMWRNKe
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帶隊男子滿意地點頭，「很好，因為那間店可能會排很久，我怕妳沒準備好。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoG6mt8NeS
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「蛤？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ijWBwGYsd
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「蛤？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMV3JdQKae
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斑馬線兩旁紅綠燈號誌上頭的小紅人呆站在原地，與正在路口等待、以問號臉面面相覷的兩人如出一徹。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1laYkvdwH
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「什、什麼店？排隊？」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7dKyF2vog
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「早午餐啊，台灣很流行這個欸。」站立小紅人轉換成跑步的小綠人，提醒行人的音樂聲響起，「可以過了，快點走吧。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oYeiokMG7
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有別於昨日初見面時一身灰黑色系的低調大衣跟頭巾，善伸現在的穿搭僅僅是最普通的白色素面T恤配上深藍色牛仔褲。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPbf9lwfhD
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原來啊，原來是因為只是要出門吃飯啊。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRO2dIbIm3
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多線道的寬敞馬路上所有車子全部停下，在紅燈的斑馬線前一字排開，簡直就像是在歡迎遲遲不過去的紅髮少女。在最後倒數的三秒內緩過神，茉紅梨小跑步橫越卻來不及，被卡在大馬路中央的分隔島動彈不得。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAe0gNJ9ta
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對面的善伸朝這裡噗哧一笑，茉紅梨無法判定這是恥笑還是會心一笑，無論如何她都只覺得丟臉到想直接邁步出去一把被車給撞了。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2m7eF48y7
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『修價～綱杯北gio藍灰～』380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY674vQOKi2
（小姐～要不要買玉蘭花～）380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Jrx0KJsmI
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突入其來的搭話，茉紅梨萬萬沒有想過站在路中央——是真正名符其實的路中央——竟然還會被搭話。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2p5sNhAkbQ
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定睛一看，一個阿桑全副武裝，頭戴斗笠、脖圍薄巾、雙臂皆套上紫色碎花樣式的防曬袖套，臉上還戴著墨鏡跟口罩。原來這年頭連外國的歐巴桑都得包緊緊躲狗仔。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GCTW4ceVU
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她手上提著一個裝滿白色花串的籐籃，從中挑出了兩串在茉紅梨面前晃呀晃，口罩下叨擾著奇妙的語言。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sck4ln2lq
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YW0JeL3Gy
『幾欸仨雜、係欸幾罷，綱唔赫？』380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRcZlXWzwW
（一個三十、四個一百，好不好？）380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLOSlEFhDi
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蛤————————？？？
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儘管內心的小宇宙如此咆哮，但茉紅梨對於未知的事物感到恐懼，而且對方只是個人畜無害的歐巴桑，最終她只敢尷尬地微笑點頭，「嘿嘿……嘿嘿……」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsRxtRyyhi
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對面的善伸已經笑到跪在地上了，此時比起自己羞愧地衝去給車撞，想把那個笑到捶地的男子一把推入車陣的慾望更是佔據茉紅梨內心。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSshUftxN2
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對，等綠燈你就完蛋了！380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ2XZeZnSi
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不過現在……拜託誰來救救我啊……380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhPzYmQP8X
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtuDb0pCzZ
沒聽過台語的茉紅梨以為對方不是台灣人，於是放棄使用自己所學、大致上堪用的中文，對著一臉就是東方面孔的老者吐出美式發音。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYWLoRoiUp
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「Sorry, I don’t understand what you are saying……Do you speak English? Or……Japanese?……Korean?」看對方一臉困惑，茉紅梨越講臉越尷尬。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbKjc42g2V
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIlRd6x1Vg
殊不知阿婆突然靈機一動，頭上燈泡乍現，儘管口罩遮好遮滿仍能感受到她微笑的動作。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYqnlTotQD
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『耶斯！哩蘇 以蘇 a 布可！』380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegmQUA1MNt
(Yes! This is a book!)380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmq3PrL9Qb
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不行了不行了。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9x0TAHsZx
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不管是這頭快要崩潰的茉紅梨，還是另一頭笑到快暴斃的善伸，他們都到極限了。
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來到新環境的第二天過了大半，茉紅梨只覺得自己根本是來渡假的，竟然跑了兩天滿滿的吃貨行程。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxe9bjCHwfk
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她是有聽說過台灣人好客、會常帶朋友吃吃喝喝的啦，可是善伸是個土生土長的日本人，沒有問他到底來台灣多久了，竟然完全被當地人同化，真是太可怕了。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhrv3tPZve
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「餓了嗎？不過現在還有些早攤販還沒擺齊，等晚點我們去夜市逛逛。」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVCKImjJGP
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「……」380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ikYvzkWii
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已經不敢想像等幾個月後自己回日本，到底會是以怎麼的一個肥樣回去了。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LGsmy6tWW
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OojuCBo0T
兩人一前一後走著，因為早上某件事的緣故導致茉紅梨氣得一直跟他保持一定距離，不管他道歉幾次都沒有用，明明錯不在他啊。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIBluCqCUb
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「茉紅，要在後面的話就跟緊我喔，不然又被隔開我也沒辦法。」他絕對是故意提的。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Z0gTj3l4Z
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRmEbFObSm
雖然茉紅梨別開漲紅的臉加快腳步跟了上去，卻仍是一句話也沒說。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wnQl7NPiF
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6seZ6pa09X
台北的交通壅塞，路上來來往往的車輛數是茉紅梨從未見過的多，她簡直難以理解為什麼在密度如此高的路上駕駛竟能亂中有序地前行、都不會撞在一起。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgo4UASylc3
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晚上六點是下班的顛峰時間，路上車多人行道的行人也多。冬天的天色暗得很快，此時已然天上是一片烏壓壓，不過都市的廣告看板與建築燈火通明，反而有種比白天還要亮的錯覺。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7PZziJb1Q
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他們轉進了街道巷弄，與兩人初見時，兩棟房子之間兩米寬的那種潮濕窄巷不同，此時他們所經之處是至少消防車能通行的寬敞路面。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpont7zovZ8
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMUuEK9fYP
屬於住宅區格外安靜的清幽氛圍，幾盞路燈卻不堪長年使用不再發亮，導致整條巷子陷入與街道隔絕般的陰暗之中。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ68hocMv3r
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明明隱約可以聽見巷口傳來都市的喧囂紛擾，這裡卻是靜得可怕。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVlUOLMXYw
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兩人前後並行一路穿越，經過了一旁住宅區的鐵製大門，五階的大門樓梯前停放三輛印有「Many」字樣的同款老舊機車，三個散發出玩世不恭氣場的男生以極差坐姿跨在座墊上，低頭玩著手裡的手機。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdEiTqwGN9
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ha9TTp6pW
陰影下的面容反射著來自手機的藍光，閃爍的眸子一瞥，其中一人率先注意到茉紅梨跟善伸，咂了個舌呼喚身旁友人。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgILP3okfH
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三人對眼點頭，藏不住歪腦筋底下的笑意。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJW4ocbUz9t
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「咻——」一道尖銳俏皮的口哨響徹整條暗巷。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2cDfQePXW
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqHwFAfBEn
茉紅梨轉過頭——穿著緊身黑色皮褲、合身白上衣凸顯出瘦骨如柴的身板，站著與爆豪如出一徹的三七步——那名男子露出泛黃的亂牙開口：『欸，紅髮妞，要不要跟我們玩？』380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRD1fbQ4dH
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這次是中文。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9SqbyCLEl
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茉紅梨還算聽得懂。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIWzkzEbVi
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正當她打算要拒絕，思考著如何用中文回話時，另外兩名男生也圍了上來，徹底阻斷她的後路。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4SZ7c5B9C
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他們是壞人嗎？380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1foTFYvbzr
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說真的，要是在自己熟悉的國內茉紅梨大概會毫不猶豫給他嚐個過肩摔的滋味，可是這裡是外國，或許風俗民情不同，他們只是真心想交朋友也說不定？380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSGjxVXAe1
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——放屁。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ445pMt6yRD
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三道目光從腳趾到頭頂上下打量，最後停在胸前雄偉的雙峰上，不安好心的視線令茉紅梨想起了曾經差點侵犯她的海賊，醜陋的笑容簡直一樣。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AhcdsfU5J
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有長眼的人都知道這三人的目的，倒是他們才是最不長眼的——都不怕自己被打嗎？380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQe7wIO0d1Z
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yYOUkVjuB
不曉得是不是流行的審美觀差異，一各個都是窄肩細腰，貼身服飾讓他們看起來就像被布包覆的竹竿，刺著兇猛老虎的手臂卻細得像根站立的鶴腳。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcqfmBLGNe
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先別說渾身精實肌肉的善伸了，這三隻猴子光是茉紅梨一人不靠個性都能搞定。讓他們苟活到現在單純只是因為她不熟國情罷了，誰知道隨便動手會不會犯什麼罪。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjKe8igpXI
380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdab0rN8eZ
茉紅梨從猴子間的縫隙以炙熱眼神朝善伸求救，他就站在不遠處，對到眼便輕笑了一下，『小事情自己解決啊。』380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVXGxLMLND
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他這句話還是用中文講的，有夠諷刺。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJcxtZuF87
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『妳爸同意讓妳跟我們玩耶。』
『幹，就說長相有差，你開口就是人帥真好，啊我之前就是人醜吃草，雞掰欸。』
『幹，我還沒準備好叫人家岳父欸。』380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwJubEZ0ll
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從小就被獨人資助花大錢請一流家教，以最少的時間發揮最大成效的讀書方式，茉紅梨不只是在校成績好，連中文也通。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEF9CgrfWw
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——但那僅限教材上的詞彙。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukygoHWk8T
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髒話就算了，沒正式學習過中文的外國人肯定也聽過一兩句，誰學語言不是從髒話開始學的呢？但什麼是「岳父」？還有為什麼人醜要吃草？這什麼意思？380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTtsmYIrLG
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儘管茉紅梨對那三人剛才的對話一知半解，她還是決定先以最溫和的方式解決看看吧。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYRqKySjP8
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『那個……不好意思。』她表露無奈又尷尬的微笑示好，殊不知日式口音一開口就破功了。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMd1LrzDRrO
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『哦！外國人嗎？妹妹妳哪裡來的？』380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUGlFWSBis
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『Do you want try try me? I want up you, baby!』其中一隻最矮的猴子努力拼湊出句子，見對方滿臉困惑，也不掙扎了直接放棄，『欸你們誰會英文啦，媽的早知道就認真學了。』380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERjBaOx9Ct
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『幹誰會那種東西啦，在台灣就要說我們的語言好咩。』380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdN7KO5lRo
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說實話這個人講的挺有道理的，這也是茉紅梨打算用中文回他們的原因，只是她還在努力咀嚼文字並思考該如何回話的這段時間裡，白天曾聽過的陌生語言再度傳入耳中。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71B7p0ig7n
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『欸，昂逼林，咩修幹謀哈？嘎哥哥做伙……』380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGMfOcyBVD
（欸，紅美人，要不要XX啊？跟哥哥一起......）
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剎那間，本還在困惑話語內容的茉紅梨，更被眼前的景象給驚地不明所以。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTnKE4dWgl
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強而有力的拳落在那人頰上，中斷他說到一半的搭訕，強大衝擊震地他臉頰波紋漣漪，眼球上吊，嘟起嘴整個身體朝被揍的方向飛去。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jQX1ARvRF
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另外兩人在善伸突現的瞬間眨了一眼，什麼都沒看清，眨完眼皮向上睜開時他們的同伴已經消失了。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxs50DnIuoZ
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碰！380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeLDaQASHy
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所有人順著巨大撞擊聲望去，整排住宅邊的花盆全倒了，被揍的猴子趴在其中一株大型植物的盆上表情略顯痛苦，身旁更有幾滴血跟一顆泛黃的牙齒。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN84actFUq3
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碰撞完便是寂靜，撇除因痛苦動彈不得的傷者，另外兩猴還沒緩過神，睜大眼盯著同夥被揍飛一路上在地面摩擦產生的塵煙。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbM9twuwEu
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而茉紅梨，則是愣著吞了口口水。380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEM72gwfJj
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雖然認識時間很短，但這兩天總是笑臉迎人、既幼稚又親切的善伸，此時揮出的拳頭尚未收回，臉上竟帶著滿滿狠勁朝怒視著他們。
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『對著別人家的寶貝女兒都說些什麼啊，幹！』
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不做死就不會死，我來做死了 ^~^b380Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Z6aOsvAoX
本來想等番外整篇寫完再放出來，但天知道我會拖到何時，不如先丟出一章逼我自己趕快把後面寫完ㄎㄎㄎㄎㄎ嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚....
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