古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBj5MOC7oW
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyG82wlhdz
於是貼出徵婚啟事：318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKSJzhrdVe
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5CgLKJMtD
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lqBJwPJyW
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmBZiFQ3C9
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPKGLzRTNl
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHx0LqvYcJV
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsX0pZKWC0
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xvGpY96Jw
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwlecflZju
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkcV83gAxR
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnxpchOr2A
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7v9RQT2Se
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0I9fcGDRbm
可喜我文質彬彬。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDJJR7BvKm
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZlVx6kIb2
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKjbeWvnNZ
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtt0Wv7hVoJ
可喜我文質彬彬。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXgVOdk1p5
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRV43SJQxHi
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pfRosw4dM
第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDk2qqiZEev
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7zlDxY0bZ
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycqJrdtB2l
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOB8wVOTzoP
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAddW6CG5hd
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcnLuGBs4J
可喜我文質彬彬。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3p5DNPEk0
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgboOALYGNx
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWI0LYiRBAH
不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQynFY1SNO
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsi3Pp5VAlK
此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOqt2ZNlS5
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZjhLVr2lm
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCAHD0sWLd
其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUWeqDQhaT
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeqgdNI3sb
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQEyNIHG4l
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL68DtsWY2I
