古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGVl1jByAB
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbjstXCjpE
於是貼出徵婚啟事：220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQp8eBFgS0F
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAAxu8ZdyD
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSd7YbPHal
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgdl2k40od
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89Q1GaJFil
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyw200TFsRp
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgafYDtQH4I
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38rY8Yc4me
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqSAW3MzIv
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweOK5opYcB
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDe2hLrLc2a
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsO7mvtHvn
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8C3h5upwvK
可喜我文質彬彬。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0lI7rIsse
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79VpjrLHGp
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡan4LQLnm26
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo47Jb0vHqF
可喜我文質彬彬。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hAdfInK5T
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgVwlfCh9m
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第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrhhwqWg8m
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOv6amEw7NR
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHpXIzRhpX
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHDenuaYLX
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQ7li7sCXC
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnN2R0mN1r
可喜我文質彬彬。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMMvDyzUJQ
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLfXtJ00wC
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不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3W6BUsDtWm
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此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbet7Owmk2N
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZD5FGiQkX
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其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIqLelSea8
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