古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,318Please respect copyright.PENANAPBj5MOC7oW
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。318Please respect copyright.PENANACyG82wlhdz
於是貼出徵婚啟事:318Please respect copyright.PENANAUKSJzhrdVe
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。318Please respect copyright.PENANAa5CgLKJMtD
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,318Please respect copyright.PENANA3lqBJwPJyW
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,318Please respect copyright.PENANAYmBZiFQ3C9
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,318Please respect copyright.PENANAmPKGLzRTNl
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,318Please respect copyright.PENANAHx0LqvYcJV
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,318Please respect copyright.PENANAgsX0pZKWC0
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,318Please respect copyright.PENANA2xvGpY96Jw
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,318Please respect copyright.PENANAhwlecflZju
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,318Please respect copyright.PENANAOkcV83gAxR
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。318Please respect copyright.PENANAwnxpchOr2A
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,318Please respect copyright.PENANAu7v9RQT2Se
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:318Please respect copyright.PENANA0I9fcGDRbm
可喜我文質彬彬。318Please respect copyright.PENANAKDJJR7BvKm
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!318Please respect copyright.PENANAOZlVx6kIb2
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,318Please respect copyright.PENANAOKjbeWvnNZ
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:318Please respect copyright.PENANAtt0Wv7hVoJ
可喜我文質彬彬。318Please respect copyright.PENANAFXgVOdk1p5
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!318Please respect copyright.PENANARV43SJQxHi
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,318Please respect copyright.PENANADk2qqiZEev
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,318Please respect copyright.PENANAr7zlDxY0bZ
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!318Please respect copyright.PENANAycqJrdtB2l
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,318Please respect copyright.PENANAOB8wVOTzoP
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,318Please respect copyright.PENANAAddW6CG5hd
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:318Please respect copyright.PENANAJcnLuGBs4J
可喜我文質彬彬。318Please respect copyright.PENANAH3p5DNPEk0
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!318Please respect copyright.PENANAgboOALYGNx
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!318Please respect copyright.PENANAyQynFY1SNO
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。318Please respect copyright.PENANAsOqt2ZNlS5
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。318Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZjhLVr2lm
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。318Please respect copyright.PENANAYUWeqDQhaT
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