古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88y3GfwJjS
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5VzgGTAO3
於是貼出徵婚啟事：280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9taUeZoZ3F
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgDRoj7ymD
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMn6LXAHzR
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHKSeedssl
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aQboaOBAi
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3wIU1i0jh
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLAhgcS817
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBA16rOA6k
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡer1pIZPNu5
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGlcyXxMrK
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3dVI8IEST
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6i9E5xVR4
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGWRi2uTEe
可喜我文質彬彬。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmVoh2V58G
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ska0rAupV
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fwtrXZ4mU
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xHaiPbwOD
可喜我文質彬彬。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrDBa4Y31j
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXNw2Afj0R
280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVMlBcEFWa
第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MwdxAOXwe
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSlzYPfVtZ
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ139w2HDQEn
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ettVCleWs
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRCDh3Vs77
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuKsGxtUCJ
可喜我文質彬彬。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkxu3DDbHK
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9StjPhL97
280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZUAAJrT8f
不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqkp3OvERU
280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJ5lGSYICQ
此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcL5vf0mRt
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXH8ExTy5wH
280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bFM1c0Swu
其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。280Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMIt0Xd8bx
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