古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,131Please respect copyright.PENANArfds7q3Vsk
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。131Please respect copyright.PENANA9YpY0K7BVp
於是貼出徵婚啟事:131Please respect copyright.PENANA54NVfFv4JA
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。131Please respect copyright.PENANAXOvw2DUQIv
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,131Please respect copyright.PENANAZbIvLkBGYx
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,131Please respect copyright.PENANAKWOiR9ibhM
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,131Please respect copyright.PENANAJfJz5XRivm
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,131Please respect copyright.PENANAMmAbeJSt8A
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,131Please respect copyright.PENANAYodHagdY9o
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,131Please respect copyright.PENANAj0d5i2Oi1m
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,131Please respect copyright.PENANA4XUeO6JuJO
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,131Please respect copyright.PENANAmgXoh4mu5L
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。131Please respect copyright.PENANAmxNYjOybV9
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,131Please respect copyright.PENANAm3D2FB50xU
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:131Please respect copyright.PENANAOFFjLbN0vX
可喜我文質彬彬。131Please respect copyright.PENANAKW1oPxwqSm
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!131Please respect copyright.PENANAxUvtlBKMb8
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,131Please respect copyright.PENANA42rW4mZycP
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:131Please respect copyright.PENANA00A7D8s4Cx
可喜我文質彬彬。131Please respect copyright.PENANAc8U4jke4FW
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!131Please respect copyright.PENANAhmoQCQ0xdm
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,131Please respect copyright.PENANAMMoAkErNUq
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,131Please respect copyright.PENANAnPVH1dUNh3
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!131Please respect copyright.PENANAgf6BjEthIA
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,131Please respect copyright.PENANAMqCzLCcGI4
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,131Please respect copyright.PENANAYJCXDtlWRA
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:131Please respect copyright.PENANAFH1ibCGJS0
可喜我文質彬彬。131Please respect copyright.PENANAbhCJVmLukx
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!131Please respect copyright.PENANAyz0Sf2vBp8
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!131Please respect copyright.PENANAgxdZYfONlh
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。131Please respect copyright.PENANA4Effemra70
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。131Please respect copyright.PENANAPcma6gpK8E
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。131Please respect copyright.PENANAmlCKrd1U5p
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