古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,305Please respect copyright.PENANAznmDqggZr5
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。305Please respect copyright.PENANAJrJRr3CUfI
於是貼出徵婚啟事:305Please respect copyright.PENANApLbZln9k6r
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。305Please respect copyright.PENANAX7fLltpues
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,305Please respect copyright.PENANAax4vL2FCJW
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,305Please respect copyright.PENANARTSxdSpRTy
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,305Please respect copyright.PENANAiCvAlnmqnd
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,305Please respect copyright.PENANAmQr2ies6wy
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,305Please respect copyright.PENANA9mrcYEzblv
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,305Please respect copyright.PENANA9w9zSqLW8q
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,305Please respect copyright.PENANAGMj5Dn4ptr
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,305Please respect copyright.PENANAwLezFZAYwr
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。305Please respect copyright.PENANAD1cvQtrx4r
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,305Please respect copyright.PENANA0nnq3i7kN4
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:305Please respect copyright.PENANAjUcQBr0D1m
可喜我文質彬彬。305Please respect copyright.PENANAPcbfIW6G2t
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!305Please respect copyright.PENANAoImZWtIObH
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,305Please respect copyright.PENANA3BKNW7F0mq
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:305Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3CAAMVpPn
可喜我文質彬彬。305Please respect copyright.PENANAeq3EFOjNEt
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!305Please respect copyright.PENANARaYyj47LTi
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,305Please respect copyright.PENANA4bPwwd9Ypt
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,305Please respect copyright.PENANAci0QeB7cgq
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!305Please respect copyright.PENANAPQ78BghQgo
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,305Please respect copyright.PENANAoUD5X8qrbs
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,305Please respect copyright.PENANAnNcPcHmFIu
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:305Please respect copyright.PENANAm6emumbG5j
可喜我文質彬彬。305Please respect copyright.PENANA93FUjwqfsP
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!305Please respect copyright.PENANAkVdHQnbCxx
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!305Please respect copyright.PENANAMmkQW9qV8l
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。305Please respect copyright.PENANA27TrbOXO2Z
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。305Please respect copyright.PENANApnzeWx7iPI
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。305Please respect copyright.PENANAHBx9RJ0Bah
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