古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,268Please respect copyright.PENANApZitWhm1rE
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。268Please respect copyright.PENANAhWTxPvnKUm
於是貼出徵婚啟事:268Please respect copyright.PENANAEqkffxPLGO
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。268Please respect copyright.PENANAvZxhyBNLw2
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,268Please respect copyright.PENANAhlCb8u4mZf
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,268Please respect copyright.PENANAl5N5T9Gf1G
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,268Please respect copyright.PENANAOvO7ce0e2i
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,268Please respect copyright.PENANAVDT0EEtcbx
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,268Please respect copyright.PENANAtDY1qfdp2b
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,268Please respect copyright.PENANATuoJYDGFAu
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,268Please respect copyright.PENANADsupKraIfi
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,268Please respect copyright.PENANAeIAGDDBxqC
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。268Please respect copyright.PENANArW3Cvel8t2
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,268Please respect copyright.PENANAyB3YGhtXVH
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:268Please respect copyright.PENANA17lpnCi4xk
可喜我文質彬彬。268Please respect copyright.PENANAigpiF9cESp
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!268Please respect copyright.PENANA5DgSDPwaCE
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,268Please respect copyright.PENANAmS0IwlzSTA
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:268Please respect copyright.PENANAP83zzHcD6p
可喜我文質彬彬。268Please respect copyright.PENANAXnwqVIhZ0x
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!268Please respect copyright.PENANAyWBW0lth1O
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,268Please respect copyright.PENANAACjzwiJbCO
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,268Please respect copyright.PENANATNpgZYOH95
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!268Please respect copyright.PENANAwqHZNwgs9Q
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,268Please respect copyright.PENANA1KMrhOeK3h
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,268Please respect copyright.PENANAy6gmXTwSKb
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:268Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1awEOc5yO
可喜我文質彬彬。268Please respect copyright.PENANAjo5pnuS6Pv
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!268Please respect copyright.PENANAOFNjd6iwhQ
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!268Please respect copyright.PENANAeqYUbWjIwU
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。268Please respect copyright.PENANAIIp8pwJPl4
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。268Please respect copyright.PENANAx6hcPhfuPE
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。268Please respect copyright.PENANA3lNdTvKkhI
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