古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,254Please respect copyright.PENANANY28Nbjl5f
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。254Please respect copyright.PENANAQSeVC7H8lm
於是貼出徵婚啟事:254Please respect copyright.PENANAKeGJnyYzBJ
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。254Please respect copyright.PENANATCxF9putqG
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,254Please respect copyright.PENANA5oaQvgJDec
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,254Please respect copyright.PENANAKfkKCgF64i
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,254Please respect copyright.PENANAAqzJp1sk85
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,254Please respect copyright.PENANAsAsibvrMto
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,254Please respect copyright.PENANAFzZebqqCgQ
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,254Please respect copyright.PENANA6n2JGEpnxy
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,254Please respect copyright.PENANAb8RKbnizgB
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,254Please respect copyright.PENANAmTtIxztvk6
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。254Please respect copyright.PENANAE81MTNaiKM
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,254Please respect copyright.PENANALfulqlstSN
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:254Please respect copyright.PENANAre0pszJdFK
可喜我文質彬彬。254Please respect copyright.PENANA9jwsknVxjW
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!254Please respect copyright.PENANAhnku3LFrjY
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,254Please respect copyright.PENANARg0KbI8FRt
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:254Please respect copyright.PENANAtfwlMozbAf
可喜我文質彬彬。254Please respect copyright.PENANAhbF0EYtw5L
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!254Please respect copyright.PENANAgvUB2EPYnl
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,254Please respect copyright.PENANADoeQSW5Uuw
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,254Please respect copyright.PENANAhQTIQtUwbu
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!254Please respect copyright.PENANATaQoTW61AC
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,254Please respect copyright.PENANARjX3d1IBRZ
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,254Please respect copyright.PENANAeZfPFimRra
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:254Please respect copyright.PENANAw1sdHfEp0h
可喜我文質彬彬。254Please respect copyright.PENANAG2rhBnJB07
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!254Please respect copyright.PENANApXqd8GfxLT
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!254Please respect copyright.PENANAs7zViQPhmW
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。254Please respect copyright.PENANAuQIRWFwVEo
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。254Please respect copyright.PENANA9A2YvOxKfb
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。254Please respect copyright.PENANAo3hwgsh1Ni
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