古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,129Please respect copyright.PENANA6kX2mRWAIz
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。129Please respect copyright.PENANAxxzxev4o2E
於是貼出徵婚啟事:129Please respect copyright.PENANA7Cx6fvWrNi
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。129Please respect copyright.PENANAhgGe0S04vS
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,129Please respect copyright.PENANARq8bUgETl0
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,129Please respect copyright.PENANAYbhUOZc4zL
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,129Please respect copyright.PENANA4ch8mRqynt
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,129Please respect copyright.PENANAuRgyv1tic7
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,129Please respect copyright.PENANAILzRRLYwJB
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,129Please respect copyright.PENANApMl5c5qGv4
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,129Please respect copyright.PENANAwyWEnYgdYU
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,129Please respect copyright.PENANAzeb2rR3QL2
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。129Please respect copyright.PENANA5JhW7E6UKN
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,129Please respect copyright.PENANAwWAiSTg0N6
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:129Please respect copyright.PENANAXyv0J7GKQy
可喜我文質彬彬。129Please respect copyright.PENANA1FgUCbDboX
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!129Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1HyOIzDLr
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,129Please respect copyright.PENANAvs32VO4Qte
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:129Please respect copyright.PENANAR8CrOgXqeU
可喜我文質彬彬。129Please respect copyright.PENANAhxf93yXTTe
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!129Please respect copyright.PENANAViEGmAbOPi
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,129Please respect copyright.PENANATYmFNuR7fp
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,129Please respect copyright.PENANA2y2tSIvWUz
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!129Please respect copyright.PENANAwNmkFqgtMr
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,129Please respect copyright.PENANAiavKEE8Cq3
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,129Please respect copyright.PENANAvcc1vQRZVk
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:129Please respect copyright.PENANACUy3K1loSJ
可喜我文質彬彬。129Please respect copyright.PENANAIeUuMsNQoc
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!129Please respect copyright.PENANAPmBedRGuRq
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!129Please respect copyright.PENANAsCJQXxMKd9
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。129Please respect copyright.PENANAtgd17xIe3c
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。129Please respect copyright.PENANATOy2nqObk8
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。129Please respect copyright.PENANADYeiCcp7zW
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