古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0snY1cO8e
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XhtTZpazP
於是貼出徵婚啟事：323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ifACKN2VF
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCagDKwu52m
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1calct8zVG
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvP3NBeP8jn
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iFi05KIZg
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiCXrAgIFR
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcMOvK38uy
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TkLbySaTC
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQBMqbLQMk
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfA40Yb5dPp
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rV0QRswQI
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZbiLMCGaP
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eZBS5gWB2
可喜我文質彬彬。323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYc1G4gZLh
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoJFCpCvk7
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQ7STpLWSr
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWLXPYtYE5
可喜我文質彬彬。323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpI0thknHVJ
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81tUIDX63A
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第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvC5uwBOEBA
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Sxnj4UByL
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9junpepMfn
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQCPr6Urfm
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGfob4mAo0
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYBLETO5oZ
可喜我文質彬彬。323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRVgOcqpmB
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69ePYGYGEW
323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhebNXMXSK
不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5FYwiJLr5
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此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgcQfoVSUC
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6AHF3Rwkn
323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5j317WufR
其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。323Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2fxlwGyqy
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