古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOP8CvRBhG
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2fnvJhAjv
於是貼出徵婚啟事：309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvA6cdjIYZy
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawnDjTOrrM
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqbcjmdkIf
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUIq7HqVQz
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiDt35l0T6
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNid4Y4IXdZ
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWfZ07zPba
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlO1Qa0rM2x
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtKxOZbHpu
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4rQWLnfXK
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIe0kJYfREx
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DQGZwcxOM
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RUYlyomXU
可喜我文質彬彬。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDOUf20s94
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylWfwiHbkM
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnd54yeKq8v
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqv8lvQQ6L6
可喜我文質彬彬。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVD6EMWRiGA
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKddeJULlR
309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxPbQ7aSMo
第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sgOMsnwIL
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdD1WWAMJv
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JV9QwG0db
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtosvF94Ivz
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotQ2lVBDSK
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJnC8AEFoT
可喜我文質彬彬。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZSvgxkwXX
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0eSZ0XnUd
309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7GjO8CgAP
不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqYR5TRrUF
309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKr0syzWifW
此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgHvB1cErU
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJM0cKXG3Zf
309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxH2pDr06i
其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNJQFu7cPY
309Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVj7n5wPqQ
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