x
No Plagiarism!k08UxWoYMGhEFq2p4EkFposted on PENANA 經過幾星期的「地獄補習」,嘉嘉漸漸習慣加拿大的學校生活,但這並不代表她變成學霸,反而在「蝦碌學伴」阿森和Emma的影響下,她的讀書方式變得越來越……另類。8964 copyright protection92PENANAIxC9hX5sU5 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAt4YC4pHI6b
8964 copyright protection92PENANAInye4yb6bT 維尼
數學補習之災難篇8964 copyright protection92PENANAxsDtN40lpH 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAmWnEV52hxc
8964 copyright protection92PENANArkHzhkVibo 維尼
這天放學後,三人決定去圖書館補習數學,為即將到來的單元測驗做準備。8964 copyright protection92PENANAnKCaep04S9 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANA5rJaA66dmA
8964 copyright protection92PENANA8iVybCfX1i 維尼
嘉嘉:「嚟啦,今日一定要搞掂呢幾條題目!」8964 copyright protection92PENANApl61PLThbE 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAGbYzRShFnJ
8964 copyright protection92PENANASfnsqSQBbY 維尼
阿森:「冇問題!但係補習之前可唔可以買杯珍珠奶茶?」8964 copyright protection92PENANA8V9pG7zxZU 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAmjBOA14BA2
8964 copyright protection92PENANAcIeYfc58tK 維尼
Emma扶額:「上次都係咁講,最後成日只係討論珍珠邊間好飲,結果數學一題都冇做!」8964 copyright protection92PENANARlsmNC5LIc 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANA0i7GAuknzi
8964 copyright protection92PENANAYdkqPEypQa 維尼
阿森理直氣壯:「數學唔緊要,生活態度更重要!」8964 copyright protection92PENANAavJZkT8Rao 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAHAtRpFak6j
8964 copyright protection92PENANAcojkvoja0H 維尼
嘉嘉:「……你幾時有呢個人生哲理?」8964 copyright protection92PENANAwDRYMUR5cw 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAeZxnaBGLh3
8964 copyright protection92PENANAkWLOSvtf0a 維尼
Emma嘆口氣:「無論點,我哋今日一定要做題目!」8964 copyright protection92PENANATnb5TcqfaZ 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAtCn07K0Gz5
8964 copyright protection92PENANA1CPOuF6Vra 維尼
三人坐定後,開始挑戰代數方程式。8964 copyright protection92PENANAblXDrbFYjP 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAa1wYQHl0Lk
8964 copyright protection92PENANA1yLGdnTwcK 維尼
嘉嘉:「呢題係……『Solve for x: 3x + 5 = 20』。」8964 copyright protection92PENANAQ7JCswJxFy 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANA9rTxph0bWJ
8964 copyright protection92PENANAI0eAnMn8qF 維尼
阿森:「Easy!X=5!」8964 copyright protection92PENANA0hZ2GypW1R 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANA0yPmcxnkCb
8964 copyright protection92PENANAgIkDAyOCFw 維尼
Emma:「等陣,應該係3x=15,x=5,冇錯!」8964 copyright protection92PENANAytC4MZxwE6 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAv1EFHzadKh
8964 copyright protection92PENANArSyhKtiVU7 維尼
嘉嘉:「Yeah!成功!」8964 copyright protection92PENANAw2W3LkeZd1 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAAjaMH8yZcr
8964 copyright protection92PENANAaPmtFYyk2Z 維尼
三人拍掌慶祝,好像已經考滿分一樣。8964 copyright protection92PENANALbDVt77e3m 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAE6pt53cdn3
8964 copyright protection92PENANAvfZraNCO3W 維尼
然後下一題出現了:「2(3x - 4) = 10」。8964 copyright protection92PENANAtoASVjC7m3 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAAcx3BmiIWy
8964 copyright protection92PENANAe3oZl6OvMp 維尼
三人集體靜默,對望。8964 copyright protection92PENANAjKo8t1qfSH 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANA07nCna4W1j
8964 copyright protection92PENANApEzHYooF9I 維尼
嘉嘉:「……等陣,我哋啱啱個公式係點?」8964 copyright protection92PENANAtIcqtDvt15 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAnOiCYwlMLB
8964 copyright protection92PENANAh6wqSPXhfw 維尼
阿森:「唔記得咗。」8964 copyright protection92PENANAek6KfVowxr 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAdQnB0eRXjK
8964 copyright protection92PENANANpgaulrSjj 維尼
Emma:「你做咩唔記得!」8964 copyright protection92PENANAm7nPf2Pd1g 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANA0wk8baQirj
8964 copyright protection92PENANAqglBrL9yDz 維尼
阿森:「因為我啱啱諗緊放學食咩。」8964 copyright protection92PENANA8ergUymQcd 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANASXoyoPLPsn
8964 copyright protection92PENANAp0f7962NvX 維尼
嘉嘉:「喂!專心!」8964 copyright protection92PENANAchnbya82pR 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAP5funJ2q6a
8964 copyright protection92PENANAFOpkIfCe0h 維尼
阿森無奈:「好啦,試下拆括號……應該係6x - 8 = 10……之後……」8964 copyright protection92PENANAMGmo1ybtC1 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANA07LJXXgPEY
8964 copyright protection92PENANAk9kDIvinXI 維尼
三人繼續苦戰半小時,終於把幾條簡單方程式搞掂。但嘉嘉深知,數學這條路,仍然漫長且充滿陷阱。8964 copyright protection92PENANA2hBIP41OI3 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAqXkETTLLb3
8964 copyright protection92PENANABoIzONrKm5 維尼
英語作文之絕望篇8964 copyright protection92PENANA3y7dZlVIFl 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAjms5LhgSwF
8964 copyright protection92PENANAs8VcGNOdNW 維尼
補習數學後,Emma提議練習寫作文,因為這學期的期末考試將有一篇500字的短文要交。8964 copyright protection92PENANALbrAOAGqPN 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAMsWmtNoKng
8964 copyright protection92PENANALI5iKjQ6hS 維尼
Emma:「老師話作文題目係 ‘A Day That Changed My Life’。」8964 copyright protection92PENANAhbPi3sKqCW 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANA2UTqK2zlRi
8964 copyright protection92PENANAAGYAFRsQY0 維尼
阿森:「簡單!我寫我第一次食芝士漢堡。」8964 copyright protection92PENANAmOKKHVL1m2 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANA0pFwu5hgKb
8964 copyright protection92PENANAKWBx6Psda2 維尼
嘉嘉:「……呢個算唔算改變人生?」8964 copyright protection92PENANAk4HvewP5GW 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANA4t2KyEpgLt
8964 copyright protection92PENANA9oSBSJH2pj 維尼
阿森:「當然啦!嗰刻我發現芝士係咁神奇嘅食物,從此以後,我食乜都要加芝士!」8964 copyright protection92PENANAmiSHkw0Aug 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANANoYlrmwPd4
8964 copyright protection92PENANAxRdz2j0tOZ 維尼
Emma:「唔得,老師要深刻啲嘅主題,寫芝士唔會俾高分。」8964 copyright protection92PENANAbcOl4PlwMw 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANApZtdSsAJYB
8964 copyright protection92PENANAgaJ6YaSSFC 維尼
阿森:「咁我寫第一次考試肥佬。」8964 copyright protection92PENANAmDoCUn8l6y 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAmsZKVPBjz0
8964 copyright protection92PENANAJ8Vs7dYZl8 維尼
嘉嘉:「……好似又唔夠感人。」8964 copyright protection92PENANARKFpYjleyO 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAy4EEZes7Rb
8964 copyright protection92PENANAsm9bkQqLq8 維尼
Emma:「不如我哋講移民過嚟加拿大嗰日?」8964 copyright protection92PENANAppLQVYb3j0 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAKEZmNmT3mD
8964 copyright protection92PENANAe3UiA0gKEB 維尼
嘉嘉:「好呀,呢個確實係一個重大改變。」8964 copyright protection92PENANA3EKDl3hdEf 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAqvWGqDQuES
8964 copyright protection92PENANAiymLxSSzuL 維尼
三人開始寫作,但問題來了——嘉嘉的英文詞彙量有限,Emma雖然文法好但寫得太學術,阿森則是天馬行空亂寫。8964 copyright protection92PENANAAv53urm4mN 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAQgCZhjehhC
8964 copyright protection92PENANAkrK7nDpakp 維尼
嘉嘉:「I feel very……very……」8964 copyright protection92PENANA1n8eo8GivP 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANARxMV0je6yp
8964 copyright protection92PENANAjdJmEcxHS7 維尼
阿森:「Sad?」8964 copyright protection92PENANAx8WGYrTEPt 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAZCYGGtl6gl
8964 copyright protection92PENANAyjYt6SgBkH 維尼
嘉嘉:「又唔係好 sad。」8964 copyright protection92PENANAxgikyQxALu 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAI76twGYYWy
8964 copyright protection92PENANA2vkxkcazLv 維尼
Emma:「Confused?」8964 copyright protection92PENANAjqajGZKyCu 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAqzmaqF2dN1
8964 copyright protection92PENANAH5hnXPFZaY 維尼
嘉嘉:「好似又唔係。」8964 copyright protection92PENANABYXJ9NvHBJ 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAiPfhCWNeU5
8964 copyright protection92PENANAzjITEPWLk1 維尼
阿森:「咁用 ‘What the hell?’。」8964 copyright protection92PENANAPNoYaqXlLf 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAZlKRao37TK
8964 copyright protection92PENANATP1nX9TJZU 維尼
Emma:「……你認真?」8964 copyright protection92PENANAeYDJW65Rdv 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAnhKoUaXRsW
8964 copyright protection92PENANAGD9gAOUVFc 維尼
嘉嘉:「老師見到會當我發瘋啦!」8964 copyright protection92PENANAeE1FEKCzGu 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAvMFi4sriq3
8964 copyright protection92PENANAaqIFP3f8YH 維尼
經過一輪亂寫,嘉嘉的文章最終變成這樣:8964 copyright protection92PENANAjkrsnZQcWm 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAK1P2OTFyFm
8964 copyright protection92PENANAKASBm89Mb0 維尼
The day I moved to Canada, I was very very very confused. I saw snow for the first time and thought, “What the hell?” Then, I realized that I needed to learn English, so I tried my best. But I still don’t know why people like poutine.8964 copyright protection92PENANAo8fpUleZ1n 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAMJnM1nj0MC
8964 copyright protection92PENANAjCnYXQyLjd 維尼
Emma:「妳咁寫一定會俾老師叫去辦公室!」8964 copyright protection92PENANAegW57dATSk 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANARTpyN0TQ1q
8964 copyright protection92PENANAFevK3auH1w 維尼
阿森:「但係,我覺得好真誠!」8964 copyright protection92PENANAmdpSBObr1g 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANA1UXzdo0daY
8964 copyright protection92PENANA8blg42il1C 維尼
嘉嘉:「算啦算啦,我自己再改過……」8964 copyright protection92PENANAsDcwrMdfBC 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANA9UHYX6F4XV
8964 copyright protection92PENANAlrqMxMVl0m 維尼
她低頭看著自己的作文,開始懷疑人生。8964 copyright protection92PENANAhlmZIizpee 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAPlNdWQI7ld
8964 copyright protection92PENANAgoeNncWetb 維尼
科學實驗之混亂篇8964 copyright protection92PENANA7wpcnhmZOv 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAMfDd1mfvpT
8964 copyright protection92PENANAYe1RpLIDh1 維尼
到了科學課,三人被分配到同一組,進行一個簡單的化學實驗——測試不同溶液的酸鹼度。8964 copyright protection92PENANA2amFn17pQx 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAFARE9Zwtds
8964 copyright protection92PENANAE0navp7cFB 維尼
老師:「請各組根據試紙顏色變化,判斷溶液的酸鹼性,然後記錄數據。」8964 copyright protection92PENANAVA7xFUDVFm 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0lGyJzjQj
8964 copyright protection92PENANAkGMCP9z2tW 維尼
三人圍在試管前,阿森負責倒溶液,嘉嘉負責觀察變化,Emma負責記錄。8964 copyright protection92PENANA15m9bpZHzL 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAlI3YxduBP6
8964 copyright protection92PENANAtPpGhOf7yT 維尼
阿森:「嚟啦,第一支試管,加入幾滴溶液……」8964 copyright protection92PENANA3qaxKF995B 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANALCl6iFyD1i
8964 copyright protection92PENANA4lgLPd966a 維尼
結果他一下子倒太多,溶液差點滿出來。8964 copyright protection92PENANA3NQlLfABwt 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAFwwSD9aQcM
8964 copyright protection92PENANAWN7tCkPjtk 維尼
嘉嘉:「喂!你倒少啲啦!」8964 copyright protection92PENANAAfOTFKoNBw 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAYuXUqbLmE8
8964 copyright protection92PENANAfOKomVhsxf 維尼
阿森:「Sorry sorry!」8964 copyright protection92PENANAh5CSKCHIMp 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAAA9HxbZck1
8964 copyright protection92PENANAOMvaoILejF 維尼
Emma:「快啲測試顏色!」8964 copyright protection92PENANACqB4y3rs9t 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAOBRWPiIK8b
8964 copyright protection92PENANA1ntsBDZkWG 維尼
嘉嘉:「變咗……橙色?」8964 copyright protection92PENANA2Q7F1TgvWm 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAlytVfKvdOi
8964 copyright protection92PENANAxxdpUWjTIe 維尼
Emma:「橙色係乜?」8964 copyright protection92PENANABWWVatyo5T 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAWoSTGG8Pnq
8964 copyright protection92PENANAdbJ2jVOVcO 維尼
阿森:「係橙味汽水?」8964 copyright protection92PENANA4FaXu6IwXX 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAPu46iP5VZS
8964 copyright protection92PENANAg86YqiXjeo 維尼
Emma:「……唔係,係酸性!」8964 copyright protection92PENANAwFqrsbHeRc 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAMEzXtdKp9p
8964 copyright protection92PENANABU2pI8a60u 維尼
嘉嘉:「係咪寫 pH 5 左右?」8964 copyright protection92PENANAV9AODNgeOp 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAmxwmFcule9
8964 copyright protection92PENANAU385ClbTzJ 維尼
阿森:「咁大概係啦!」8964 copyright protection92PENANAawtD3mWvge 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANACNhXqTed35
8964 copyright protection92PENANApZqkH1APjR 維尼
當他們興高采烈地寫下數據,老師走過來,看了一眼,然後沉默地搖頭:「你哋啲數據完全唔啱。」8964 copyright protection92PENANAh8v45b1WaA 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAOvutGNbivE
8964 copyright protection92PENANA3oGLSpoxpN 維尼
嘉嘉:「……點解?」8964 copyright protection92PENANA9ZliUnSfUJ 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAYzDXCrxWYy
8964 copyright protection92PENANAFDRvcsaX8a 維尼
老師:「因為你哋連試紙都未放入去。」8964 copyright protection92PENANAxZBjgy8Q4t 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANASO63AqbdaZ
8964 copyright protection92PENANA7feBJH6Gcd 維尼
三人:「……」8964 copyright protection92PENANAMR1Fvg3y1h 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAvbVkXJu21M
8964 copyright protection92PENANAglA9NlSG39 維尼
阿森:「哈哈哈,Oops。」8964 copyright protection92PENANAsE8dIvAGV3 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAl7vxg36gTH
8964 copyright protection92PENANATS7jmyOfZs 維尼
嘉嘉:「你仲笑?」8964 copyright protection92PENANABPCaMgxm7t 維尼
96Please respect copyright.PENANAkEwUaw6rxk
8964 copyright protection92PENANAZYum5lqIMR 維尼
這一刻,三人終於意識到,他們的「蝦碌補習團」可能要比想像中更努力,才能真正考過所有科目……8964 copyright protection92PENANANmw4VXt3ds 維尼
216.73.216.6
ns216.73.216.6da2