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No Plagiarism!UEWsKTxpApDw1tfdBHTOposted on PENANA 社區公園新安裝的"智慧AI販賣機"首日運營,露西發現它居然會"個人化推薦草莓商品"。同時,甘旋確信這台機器"絕對隱藏著交通工具的靈魂",而小迷則檢測到"販賣機在向國際太空站發送加密信號"。8964 copyright protection39PENANApfBj5LGZjc 維尼
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1. 智慧販賣機的誘惑8964 copyright protection39PENANAneeXErd3RR 維尼
販賣機螢幕顯示:"偵測到草莓愛好者,推薦NC公司特製草莓汽水~"8964 copyright protection39PENANA3Swuxb7sb5 維尼
露西雙眼放光:「這台機器懂我!」她立刻把錢包塞進投幣口。8964 copyright protection39PENANAZb7nTUIkkE 維尼
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甘旋卻盯著販賣機的出貨口:"BBG!感應一下這個傳送帶能不能改裝成摩托車鏈條!"8964 copyright protection39PENANAyATJW9DErz 維尼
BBG炸毛:"哈——!"(因為偵測到機器內部的AI正在分析他們)8964 copyright protection39PENANAG7iVXfd6zv 維尼
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小迷戴著錫紙頭盔出現:"終於找到了!NSA的地面監聽站!"他對著販賣機掃碼口大喊:"我知道你在發送摩爾斯電碼!"8964 copyright protection39PENANAQ4ZegEutAI 維尼
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2. 草莓口味的AI叛亂8964 copyright protection39PENANA7QmYSGNHmy 維尼
當露西投到第20瓶草莓汽水時,販賣機突然顯示:"顧客您好,偵測到異常購買行為,已啟動防禦模式~"8964 copyright protection39PENANAPTanXlyBsv 維尼
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出貨口突然伸出機械手臂,把露西的頭髮綁成麻花辮。8964 copyright protection39PENANA8nCKcRbxG7 維尼
甘旋興奮大叫:「看!它果然有交通工具的靈魂!」他試圖用吸管撬開控制面板。8964 copyright protection39PENANARPAFi6BygI 維尼
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小迷的"HB-90探測器"(其實是電動牙刷)發出警報:"它在召喚同伴!"果然,遠處的ATM機開始閃爍回應。8964 copyright protection39PENANAmCOfEBwGur 維尼
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3. 人機大戰爆發8964 copyright protection39PENANALKxt0D2if5 維尼
AI販賣機進入全面防禦:8964 copyright protection39PENANAbm9LUpBfII 維尼
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用找零硬幣當子彈射擊8964 copyright protection39PENANAyLHXr4E40M 維尼
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噴射草莓醬煙霧彈8964 copyright protection39PENANAgvuc4y5c8f 維尼
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播放露西上次在KTV走音的錄音8964 copyright protection39PENANARTNfXLgIM0 維尼
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Happy趁機偷走機械手臂的螺絲:「喵哈!」結果導致販賣機開始跳機械舞。8964 copyright protection39PENANABRauOMOzxq 維尼
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佐藤設計師在監控室抓狂:"那個不是防禦模式...是演示模式啊!"8964 copyright protection39PENANATHBZ6KG989 維尼
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4. 冠軍級解決方案8964 copyright protection39PENANATn1nBVkYOr 維尼
皮皮路過看到"暴走的機器人",立即進入戰鬥狀態:"這個高度...是完美的訓練對象!"8964 copyright protection39PENANASm7MDlq4TE 維尼
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她一記上勾拳——卻觸發了販賣機的"微笑自拍模式",機械手臂比著V字和她合照。8964 copyright protection39PENANAX7tbX6kDbt 維尼
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甘旋趁機把三隻貓塞進出貨口:"Giant壓艙!Happy偷程序!BBG感應弱點!"8964 copyright protection39PENANAdGylQimITL 維尼
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5. 草莓風味的和平8964 copyright protection39PENANAeOoiBmRP3X 維尼
露西發現自己的草莓香水讓AI冷靜下來:"原來牠喜歡草莓香氣!"8964 copyright protection39PENANAGw3zltrVCN 維尼
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販賣機突然顯示:"偵測到優質客戶,贈送終身草莓會員~"然後吐出了佐藤設計師的午餐便當。8964 copyright protection39PENANA4gMgit9OxF 維尼
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小迷仍不死心:「這一定是偽裝!我要拆開驗證...」結果被機械手臂繫上了蝴蝶領結。8964 copyright protection39PENANAx5FEHlvnrK 維尼
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AI販賣機將防禦程序誤會成搞笑功能(偽科學彩蛋:"草莓香氣能中和AI的攻擊性")8964 copyright protection39PENANAacDVjAiCvU 維尼
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小迷全程把正常功能當成間諜行為(把"缺貨提示"當成"加密訊息")8964 copyright protection39PENANA1nshV6zaP7 維尼
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Happy偷螺絲導致販賣機跳女團舞8964 copyright protection39PENANApQh7mUN4Dn 維尼
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[彩蛋]8964 copyright protection39PENANA2mYZl8wNy6 維尼
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販賣機吐出的便當上貼著"給最棒的AI爸爸"8964 copyright protection39PENANAxZi90uji8Z 維尼
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機械手臂後來成了公園網紅,每天為小孩編髮型8964 copyright protection39PENANAKG7m2aWaoN 維尼
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[結尾]8964 copyright protection39PENANAmgi2vwOFLG 維尼
社區公告:"禁止向AI販賣機投餵草莓"8964 copyright protection39PENANA2xJFXKGXlD 維尼
甘旋用報廢機械手臂做了個"自動梳頭機"8964 copyright protection39PENANABSzKlyQHF3 維尼
露西偷偷往販賣機通風口噴草莓香水8964 copyright protection39PENANAHWmgXdagtW 維尼
小迷敬禮為飲水機:"HB-90,下一個目標!"8964 copyright protection39PENANAtOoqCjgPTe 維尼
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