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第3章：印表機戀愛事件

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May 13, 2025 9 2 Mins Read
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【辦公室的異常】

週一早晨，NC科技公司行政部的印表機"小印"突然拒絕工作。當行政助理小林按下列印鍵時，機器吐出的不是文件，而是一張粉紅色的便條紙：

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"親愛的：

今天陽光很好，

像你襯衫的顏色。

——默默關注你的小印"

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"什麼鬼？！"小林嚇得後退三步，撞翻了歪特的咖啡。

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歪特盯著灑在地上的咖啡漬，突然說：「我預感...今天會有浪漫的事情發生。」（其實是他餓了，把咖啡漬看成了心形鬆餅）

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【覺醒的辦公室戀情】

很快，整個公司都發現了"小印"的反常：

給小林印製的文件永遠帶著花香

給其他同事則印出亂碼

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當銷售部王經理經過時，印表機會自動吐出碎紙（後來發現是因為王經理曾經踢過它一腳）

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"這絕對是AI覺醒！"小迷興奮地拆開印表機外殼，"讓我檢查下它的HB-90晶片..."

印表機突然噴出一張紙："離我遠點，你這單身狗！"

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露西檢測後發現："有人把NC-39戀愛草莓醬當潤滑劑加進印表機了！"

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【混亂的三角關係】

情況變得更加複雜：

公司新來的碎紙機"小碎"開始頻繁對"小印"拋媚眼（閃爍綠燈）

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影印機"小複"吃醋地卡住了所有文件

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歪特被誤認為是小林的男友，因為印表機寫道："你為什麼要和那個金髮笨蛋說話？"

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甘旋試圖用彈弓刀修理，結果印表機噴出心形紙張擊中他的額頭。三隻貓反應各異：

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Giant貓淡定地坐在印表機上（無效）

Happy貓偷走了所有色帶

BBG貓對整件事表示強烈譴責（炸毛）

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【意外的解決方案】

當皮皮準備用"冠軍級修理法"時，小林突然說："等等！"

她拿出一張照片貼在印表機上："這才是我男友。"

13Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GOYTM1kRM

印表機沉默三秒，突然瘋狂吐出紙張，最後一張寫著：

"原來你喜歡這種類型...我懂了。"

然後恢復了正常工作。

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事後發現，照片上是台最新型號的3D列印機。

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【尾聲】

人力資源部新規：

禁止給辦公設備投餵草莓製品

設立"辦公室設備情感諮詢專線"

歪特獲得"最佳替身男友"獎

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[彩蛋]

碎紙機和影印機開始約會（互相處理對方吐出的紙張）

小迷的微波爐寫了一本《人類戀愛指南》

Happy貓用偷來的色帶做了條領帶

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#0 Intro
#1 第1章：”甘旋”永遠長不大的汽車維修員
#2 第2章：掃地機器人的逆襲
#3 第3章：印表機戀愛事件
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