我想,否極泰來這句話偶爾還是會發生在我身上吧。503Please respect copyright.PENANAubCHfQvTHY
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「哇啦啦讓開啊!」503Please respect copyright.PENANAGdZseUg09y
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媽啦!我竟然整個腳軟!503Please respect copyright.PENANATxoGUhew3n
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碰!503Please respect copyright.PENANAoPTur7hwKq
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女孩飛了出去,我想,我應該還活著。503Please respect copyright.PENANAh74dePCKYC
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只不過我可能要換個好夥伴去上班了。503Please respect copyright.PENANADccTJEEyQ5
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50CC的車體整個被撞爛,我則因為腳軟,加上她臨時硬是轉向撞向路邊的電線桿,只受了一點擦傷,不過,我看那個女孩就糟糕了。503Please respect copyright.PENANATueyZNonSD
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她整個人飛進垃圾堆裡面,真慘。503Please respect copyright.PENANAZWN9GqayGV
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「嗚哇哇哇──」她的哭聲,真的真的,很難聽。503Please respect copyright.PENANA0tvwSSBcWz
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「好……好臭喔,人……人家的腳好……好痛,嗚哇──」她繼續哭,不過至少這代表她還活著。503Please respect copyright.PENANAmnqeTt7mGd
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「哦?你還活著嘛,那就好了,我幫你叫救護車就好了……」503Please respect copyright.PENANAWtY4W8UtL7
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「不行!不能叫救護車!」503Please respect copyright.PENANAg0XG1OhI9Y
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「哇靠你嚇人啊!」我把手機拿出來正準備打電話時,她突然大叫。503Please respect copyright.PENANAeiUqtlveTl
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啪!我聽到一聲哀嚎,我手機悲哀的解體躺在路上。503Please respect copyright.PENANA5QxC5V6BLE
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「靠……你到底是要怎樣啦!在那哀哀叫又不要我幫你叫救護車,自己在這邊等死好了啦!」我有點火。503Please respect copyright.PENANA0iTQ4f6CwV
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畢竟,機車跟手機先後死在自己面前,誰都會火的吧?503Please respect copyright.PENANAoWzwWh3OBn
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「對……對不起嘛,可……可是人家真的不能去醫院啦。」她抽著鼻子說。503Please respect copyright.PENANAEiz34zSpQn
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「要不然你是要怎樣?不能去醫院,那你去殯儀館好了。」我講話依然沒有好氣。503Please respect copyright.PENANA5Wr5aBLA3W
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「你兇什麼兇啦!人家很痛耶,腳動不了了啦!」503Please respect copyright.PENANARuL2YzaJ1H
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「所以囉,我叫救護車就是囉。」我盯著地上的手機,沉默了兩秒後說:「你手機借我。」503Please respect copyright.PENANAOSZwdcGjCk
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「不用啦,那個……你能不能背我?我有認識一個醫生朋友,我去她那就好了。」503Please respect copyright.PENANAXVLAFyr099
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「嗄?」我想我的嘴巴肯定很開,因為我剛剛不小心吃下一隻蚊子。503Please respect copyright.PENANAV07JWgSyIk
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「哎唷,叫女生講這種話很奇怪耶,背我去找我朋友啦!」她大聲的說。503Please respect copyright.PENANAvL6JMxzyJF
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「喔。」我聽話的緩緩走去垃圾堆。503Please respect copyright.PENANAHCbah967iO
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那女孩長得還蠻好看的,戴著一副方框眼鏡,兩邊頰上有些可愛的雀斑,綁著一頭短馬尾,正噘著嘴瞪我。503Please respect copyright.PENANAEqWhzCSlUW
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順帶一提,她穿的是件白襯衫,淋了雨後,嗯……你知道的。503Please respect copyright.PENANA2zJLBiEHtd
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「你在看哪啊,變態。」女孩敲我的頭。503Please respect copyright.PENANAyP5T02xSBT
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「嗯……嗯喔,對不起。」503Please respect copyright.PENANAlRItucpdBx
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我把她背起來,體育成績永遠吊車尾的我,只走了一步,就搖搖晃晃的坐了下來。503Please respect copyright.PENANAxacG5ZtG3b
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「呼呼……你好重。」我喘著氣不客氣的說道。503Please respect copyright.PENANA8Fhi1c2C2R
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「對女生說這種話很不禮貌耶!」她又敲了我的頭。503Please respect copyright.PENANAIl99WeBgR8
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「喂,對了,你把我的機車弄壞了,要賠我一台喔。」我突然想起,我現在沒交通工具,不會要我這樣背她吧。503Please respect copyright.PENANA0YosWuxPab
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「知道啦,那台重機送你就是了啦。」503Please respect copyright.PENANA9qoI4lrM6n
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我這下可樂了,重機耶!我這輩子連想都沒想過,現在竟然有人要送我,我想我果然還是有點好運的吧。503Please respect copyright.PENANAhbe6nw0w9V
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「鑰匙拿出來吧。」我高興的說,我想我的嘴臉肯定很欠揍,因為我的頭又被敲了一下。503Please respect copyright.PENANAWGWoIlIku5
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「啊,挫賽。」我看了看重機跟我們兩個的距離,還有將近十步。503Please respect copyright.PENANAlLXOn6rPMq
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「世界上最遙遠的距離,不是生與死,而是重機就在我面前,我背後還背了一個包袱。」我有感而發的說。503Please respect copyright.PENANAwdHNcctfyJ
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當然,我的頭又痛了一下。503Please respect copyright.PENANAwJUo5DCtNg
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「呼呼……總算是到了,親愛的重機,我是你的新主人喔。」我樂得自言自語。503Please respect copyright.PENANAmWz3t8VYAs
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「快走啦!」女孩用力的敲了我的頭,好痛。503Please respect copyright.PENANA8zsPnbN3Ik
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「對了,你都沒發現到嗎?」我把女孩安置在坐椅上,她突然說。503Please respect copyright.PENANAFGRKGvpKKd
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「啥?」503Please respect copyright.PENANAbAwnoynF7p
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她用手指了指她的小腿,好多的血和著雨緩緩留下。503Please respect copyright.PENANAaySkoH0jGQ
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「哇靠,這啥啊。」503Please respect copyright.PENANArPO872lqnw
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「百分之百,是個笨蛋啊。」她扶額,一副「被你打敗了」的表情。503Please respect copyright.PENANAsGMGFGMKzz
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「這到底啥啦!」我有點腦火,連不知道我名字的人都叫我笨蛋,這點讓我實在很不爽。503Please respect copyright.PENANArXmbmXuf3N
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「彈孔。」女孩心平氣和的說。503Please respect copyright.PENANAmngZiy6qOV
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「哇靠,你是剛剛槍戰喔,腿上還有彈孔。」我嘖嘖稱奇道。503Please respect copyright.PENANA4xa3k8Tw3t
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「對啦對啦,吵死了,快點帶我去找我朋友啦。」503Please respect copyright.PENANAM4bUqST6iV
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「好啦,怎麼走。」我乖乖閉上嘴,發動機車。503Please respect copyright.PENANAVuyKkvUXbw
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然後……我想起一件事。503Please respect copyright.PENANAPPEYmgtW5D
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「我不會騎打檔車啊!」503Please respect copyright.PENANAycprMaNTil
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女孩白了我一眼後說:「算了算了,真是不可靠的男人,叫計程車啦。」503Please respect copyright.PENANA5RdrN0ATsW
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「用你的手機吧。」我哀怨的看著地板上的手機屍體。503Please respect copyright.PENANA6EcFcDU2KE
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五分鐘後,計程車來了。503Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZOLrIbkK2
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很台的司機打開車門,看了看溼透的我們兩個說:「少年仔,帶女朋友出來約會喔。」503Please respect copyright.PENANAm10DBq4Ntx
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「她不是我女朋友!」503Please respect copyright.PENANAmef9RRYyuU
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「我不是他女朋友!」503Please respect copyright.PENANAd0P7v2JKuN
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我們兩個異口同聲。503Please respect copyright.PENANAvGXmtV2GVi
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「少年郎害羞喔。」司機看著我笑說。503Please respect copyright.PENANAMkPDpUhh0V
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害羞你媽啦!503Please respect copyright.PENANAh3eUQ1WYHs