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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pDGtsNoXK
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgK77lGGxZI
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBFhaacMeS
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Curses! You've caught me.555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtQzavOSk3
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFqtsZ7ahk
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFG4E7D6bwn
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDOjENCGtI
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZmAxqmyFL
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Yi4HiYWC8
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1JdYHVeZ1
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLuezvx05X
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QewL6cGjy
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NEIN!!!!555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11ByW7MR0C
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuupmIshTcX
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Yeah right!555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7a3MDIljRi
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYn99LzLWJq
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJob3GyTMz
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaaTRR9J7l
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Velociraptor:555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1qOcsyTzw
(Keeps throwing bananas)555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGgQsZnDiV
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!555Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDNAg5cDgC
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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