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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EWKlravix
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Harrison Ford:544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdcAnz7BqC
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuO3pbwRh4S
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSzvtc227l
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M. Night Shyamalan:544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡli7b7hO8rW
Curses! You've caught me.544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFc7p8F6T6
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFE19PsRPSx
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M. Night Shyamalan:544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCYd3lLTvB
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03UpL3UXZb
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJcoiPdb6b
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M. Night Shyamalan:544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqh6mxw1yDd
Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡky7rRvORoP
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRp8XBQRpE0
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M. Night Shyamalan:544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmthRwKReH
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHaEmgKjz6
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtQ8B3Qydh
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Bernie Sanders:544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2Qg01laR8
ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaFq6cbHcj
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Robot Hitler:544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHQvI1ID1L
NEIN!!!!544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cBLQBbRSV
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8qFCtadzF
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Yeah right!544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUNsdF4JIL
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXr0Hk02He
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0hEVOHCmo
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Robot Hitler:544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZxnRWXo2A
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8wNg63vyW
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Velociraptor:544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhr33cpbWI
(Keeps throwing bananas)544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCw8Twmn67
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!544Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSrOVThAu1
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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