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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JApknwJoZ
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Harrison Ford:577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVHLWWmowb
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZapqObFRjk
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡut9s3oVoY8
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M. Night Shyamalan:577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLsLquIdoX
Curses! You've caught me.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf0tChCbtC
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCTKToa0Zm
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSlLUe9UEF
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjhkgJPzhF
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwEzc1Wp4g
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAM07qYFqpw
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M. Night Shyamalan:577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIam2Axj5AY
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGr4JbtIwd
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPRP2KrUTv
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3evnH3yVR5
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Robot Hitler:577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BS65Ph7BD
NEIN!!!!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDebxHoYhTs
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2NOnErDS8
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Robot Hitler:577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuP27Jf7VBQ
Yeah right!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8VqCEQxNw
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Bernie Sanders:577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzjQyxHhzh
All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJi6QcKEtry
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1gZBhQKHC
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Robot Hitler:577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ruqhpRsfm
Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTY3uIWIiJc
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Velociraptor:577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpajZnCWNM
(Keeps throwing bananas)577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jyh0whAxt
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmtcKPdbAp
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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