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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhLJ8216bO
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAbtmOkVlR
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5HZbXUdrB
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Curses! You've caught me.595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYNuhit8P6
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdfEOhnVmq
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvnFQmzjCW
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXkZG0SbO9
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWr83l1OnrR
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YJEzHuzh5
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWmPj2wkpA
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIApWwV7Sf
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2kEGNoBIH
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NEIN!!!!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCsPLrqWXF
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLaG6jc2qa
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Yeah right!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lZ7ztzxh5
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTm0RfOSexO
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJGwWfCa9E
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNsCVMKZTP
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(Keeps throwing bananas)595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPwr3MtIRq
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVX8zJ77iS
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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