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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DN2Qky1fb
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1BHKFkyQg
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtr3DYmlf8h
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Curses! You've caught me.535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbf6ZfBYGr
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLsw31PnTc
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuJn9P8RHI
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8uvtZMgJu
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kIgXqixWA
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffA7wl5YzW
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqa6hcPkmk
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExZGt4ATIt
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgWEq7emJm
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NEIN!!!!535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAuLBVaHZe
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81aXvef9AH
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Yeah right!535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCHWPcqAIM
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuAftkEoF5
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBSm3TagId
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgdGuae1Bm
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Velociraptor:535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGf10Ft6Czn
(Keeps throwing bananas)535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ35BgIH4Ns
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcPDG2dBcg
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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