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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsVyTSZF47
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Harrison Ford:575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNu5q6g62X
I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6Uc8EaRQK
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1Hhl7cjXw
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M. Night Shyamalan:575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJkwYcUAUK
Curses! You've caught me.575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqvGvX5Y2K
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqh3fWMygLE
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M. Night Shyamalan:575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZacL4cL7u
Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgXketQUNT
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqXOKTD9aF
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGC3Rgq03zN
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7vZLY5O1b
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M. Night Shyamalan:575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgIWzlimV2
(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPbSwFGCON
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gyndpxl9f
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrJQ7tFLh6
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NEIN!!!!575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqY0bmpTQEK
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGDF7EZneb
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Yeah right!575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD4OlVKYtC
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmU3O5J5mS
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrmrGshzE8
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSk53v21mq
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Velociraptor:575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhYt9n3vmS
(Keeps throwing bananas)575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7mEjzjZWs
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG73DtC0uQP
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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