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This just in! There was just a successful assassination attempt on Kazuo Hirai. Someone threw a refrigerator at him and he was crushed under its weight. Sony has released this statement: We feel great remorse for the death of our CEO, and we hope the assassin is brought to justice. Harrison Ford has been brought in to investigate.595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrvsQEpamE
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I've figured it out! It was M. Night Shyamalan!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SVJbKvxlN
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In a surprise twist, the assassin was M. Night Shyamalan!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIKpkMydzQ
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Curses! You've caught me.595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrXoLUrRNL
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It is the unanimous decision of the jury, consisting of myself, Mel Gibson, Michael Bay, Mark Hamill, and Paul McCartney, that your sentence is to be forced to watch Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace on an infinite loop for the rest of your life.595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVo2SNlnrC
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Noooooo! That's not fair! That's too harsh! I plead the Eighth Amendment!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6cMZZHT1O
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This is Space Court, dumbass! The Eighth Amendment to the Space Constitution states that one has The Right to Own A Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8Qh4awgi4
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Which one protects me from Cruel and Unusual Punishment?595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx14GVCqFz2
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None. The Space Constitution recognizes that people who can't handle punishment are just pussies.595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeUxOtyTv2
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(Being dragged away by prison guards) Nooooo!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyHSM2fRfk
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M. Night Shyamalan will not be a problem again. I think that things are at last back to nor-595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJ1Wp1HOI3
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ROBOT HITLER! GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mT6s3j8r4
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NEIN!!!!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUWaaAzxSM
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Dammit! If you don't give me back my Nutella I will call in my velociraptor!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQwz2zt7Ue
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Yeah right!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLk55RviEyv
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All right. You asked for it! (Dinosaur call).595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4T13NNmyC
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Bernie Sanders has arrived on the scene, had his Nutella stolen by Robot Hitler, and has called in a velociraptor which is now pelting Robot Hitler with bananas.595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaouJZb51f
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Stop this immediately or I will eliminate you!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pvnhoZJzH
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(Keeps throwing bananas)595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5JAoDhMRX
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(Vaporizes velociraptor) Target eliminated. (Turns toward Bernie Sanders) Take your mother fucking Nutella!595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUdlQeSQsK
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News Guy:
Well it seems that all has returned to normal, but you never know what might happen in this Universe. Who knows? Maybe the next exciting thing will be an invasion of salamanders or something like that.
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