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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks472Please respect copyright.PENANAwD0hFgXWel
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead472Please respect copyright.PENANAU7Dfa6Slwn
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air472Please respect copyright.PENANAqFFbAuJZqT
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.472Please respect copyright.PENANAymXdIRjRIr
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead472Please respect copyright.PENANA0T8IGWZHSF
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a472Please respect copyright.PENANANTFTex1jBa
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old472Please respect copyright.PENANAxO2BahsTLV
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,472Please respect copyright.PENANAHu7g26eTep
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry472Please respect copyright.PENANAoGIkLwH2Xk
voice:
BETELGEUSE472Please respect copyright.PENANAkxbS36ye78
Who are you? Are you bard? I just472Please respect copyright.PENANAS0Dih0EYMz
found my dead sex slaves, and now472Please respect copyright.PENANAEJA4oC4i2c
you're crawling up, disturbing my472Please respect copyright.PENANAYdPFxdkeJU
ritual.
BARD472Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZumMObnAb
And so you brought your flesh dildo472Please respect copyright.PENANAOs1vrVH2nL
too?
BETELGEUSE472Please respect copyright.PENANAPZkZ5glHNa
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD472Please respect copyright.PENANAobhG90Ypiv
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE472Please respect copyright.PENANA0YmoHZmz1r
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and472Please respect copyright.PENANAN7TtTfUbqz
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE472Please respect copyright.PENANAMCiiTpvDla
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna472Please respect copyright.PENANABHJ31Ke0rD
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the472Please respect copyright.PENANAK0v0DaNnP3
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.472Please respect copyright.PENANAN9sPbIhIYc
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard472Please respect copyright.PENANA7XXOX9Q7wp
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The472Please respect copyright.PENANAcYbRt1UWNZ
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON472Please respect copyright.PENANAgyea5AHXcj
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE472Please respect copyright.PENANAH7gxiVCj8Z
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your472Please respect copyright.PENANAWNP6M9TEyr
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a472Please respect copyright.PENANA8UyEWEiJMi
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping472Please respect copyright.PENANAfF83DGj5yH
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up472Please respect copyright.PENANAPNk03dd7Xo
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish472Please respect copyright.PENANAcX9b0IycQj
their plans.
BETELGEUSE472Please respect copyright.PENANALFBJTBrsvF
(to Bard)472Please respect copyright.PENANAWXFNOSfi5E
See what you did? You set me up.472Please respect copyright.PENANAkZdGYTGpwm
You didn't tell me that I'd have to472Please respect copyright.PENANAKnIrahnWyB
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd472Please respect copyright.PENANApQZCBBFnxv
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which472Please respect copyright.PENANAhgUKTxtaIN
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's472Please respect copyright.PENANAKPa2aKV25K
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears472Please respect copyright.PENANAVpWQplTstf
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.472Please respect copyright.PENANAbaklULgJNt
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD472Please respect copyright.PENANA2g1aBlfNCz
(offscreen)472Please respect copyright.PENANAPtYvHz9sC6
You assholes. You can't catch a472Please respect copyright.PENANAFgBYnghfKj
ghost.
BETELGEUSE472Please respect copyright.PENANA9l4W7GF5Z9
You fuckers. You put me in a472Please respect copyright.PENANA1r451yRV1K
vulnerable position when I was sure472Please respect copyright.PENANAtKtGjnChAa
the Batman would be here. Now472Please respect copyright.PENANATjOynHVcDp
you're all gonna get what's coming472Please respect copyright.PENANAnYpQ1zjprI
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins472Please respect copyright.PENANA2WYsQqHv0I
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall472Please respect copyright.PENANA5B6e2zImrI
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks472Please respect copyright.PENANAL7B32uzdD1
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder472Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9qnBeqOyY
blades.
BATMAN472Please respect copyright.PENANApfO4jRk5L1
(concious)472Please respect copyright.PENANA2oJMJVkizF
What are you gonna do to me? I472Please respect copyright.PENANARkjcwaDzTu
think you've committed murder, so472Please respect copyright.PENANAvoECO4oEfe
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the472Please respect copyright.PENANAx2Jpd54Phw
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his472Please respect copyright.PENANAeIuuquOe4Q
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE472Please respect copyright.PENANAUyjgGOP6WU
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do472Please respect copyright.PENANATrAyXT8LXL
this.
BETELGEUSE472Please respect copyright.PENANAU6IDl5c4it
I'm going to finish him!472Please respect copyright.PENANAhitncrxgvp
Constantine, I'm going to finish472Please respect copyright.PENANAqHI0Izlo6G
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked472Please respect copyright.PENANAs6u51mJPtA
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER472Please respect copyright.PENANAF5jkxUaxwL
(holds up his arm in472Please respect copyright.PENANAua1cPKnU21
protest)472Please respect copyright.PENANAbLayfHd2Bl
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He472Please respect copyright.PENANAG6ZzE6zTAP
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with472Please respect copyright.PENANAQpmP2h3zG5
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's472Please respect copyright.PENANA5UtGpStpJU
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.472Please respect copyright.PENANAxxLgIJ0Sn1
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE472Please respect copyright.PENANAFylqxqBCCU
He was mine, and I stole him from472Please respect copyright.PENANA118UY6nlMF
you. He was my revenge. Now you472Please respect copyright.PENANAGFP4A00mlU
will pay for your disobedience. He472Please respect copyright.PENANAla82iBMc9i
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is472Please respect copyright.PENANA0Jzn3PV7R7
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he472Please respect copyright.PENANAPy4TF39U8k
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then472Please respect copyright.PENANAlOFQml0qGr
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN472Please respect copyright.PENANAvTAc9podqg
(awake)472Please respect copyright.PENANA0jFgOX2K23
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his472Please respect copyright.PENANAbkqtLPiPGY
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the472Please respect copyright.PENANAUEUnYHE6oN
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is472Please respect copyright.PENANAlbcZQMqwwM
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE472Please respect copyright.PENANAw0rP6kbn7F
You still have a chance. Let go of472Please respect copyright.PENANAH6dgrF5dfZ
my hand. If you allow my hand to472Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1Munf5jcH
come off of you, you will end up472Please respect copyright.PENANAmBLJhbUCwk
just like your friend.472Please respect copyright.PENANAhqb0vjPbEk
(tries to pry the hand off472Please respect copyright.PENANAVuTG4iY8cQ
of his head)472Please respect copyright.PENANAOYpwTJ8QSe
It can't be. No. No. He's still472Please respect copyright.PENANAjfUHn13KEm
alive!472Please respect copyright.PENANAgy05OW72Fo
(falls to his knees)472Please respect copyright.PENANAliNQlgmkgm
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE472Please respect copyright.PENANA7n4fjLAkBo
(from a distance)472Please respect copyright.PENANAhMnu3aY6cc
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN472Please respect copyright.PENANATjFZAsg57y
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the472Please respect copyright.PENANANp13Xe7NLC
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN472Please respect copyright.PENANA392P3K5mr4
(beat)472Please respect copyright.PENANAKo6uNUTXFf
I can't get it. I can't pull it472Please respect copyright.PENANAlFBUhdL7pe
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into472Please respect copyright.PENANAUIp5bKJ4GN
the forest.
BETELGEUSE472Please respect copyright.PENANAhTy5uRSjO5
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE472Please respect copyright.PENANA3vd8XB8IyH
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the472Please respect copyright.PENANA9HOWNzIIlz
Batmobile.
BATMAN472Please respect copyright.PENANAadCK0vXoOm
(screams in pain)472Please respect copyright.PENANA07VwJ5GDqU
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into472Please respect copyright.PENANADaYpK2s6ri
the forest.
BEATELAGE472Please respect copyright.PENANAPpnvrBMp5D
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE472Please respect copyright.PENANAReQgSvbEwU
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN472Please respect copyright.PENANAl8EqBouU4o
(is so weak he can barely472Please respect copyright.PENANApY1OXmLzDT
stand)472Please respect copyright.PENANAAfgzrdbBew
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into472Please respect copyright.PENANASTOFiykZTG
the forest.
BEATELAGE472Please respect copyright.PENANAzF8aGByNRm
(passionate)472Please respect copyright.PENANAL7wzADtWHL
Don't let them drag you off this472Please respect copyright.PENANA398Ba1wAMR
beat.
BETELGEUSE 472Please respect copyright.PENANAj77gySFmiH
(peers at the Batman)472Please respect copyright.PENANAU5GANkofF5
Is that all? Do you really want to472Please respect copyright.PENANAy5kjUI15jV
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 472Please respect copyright.PENANAIkGpmw7vnr
(ashamed)472Please respect copyright.PENANAUkOTxua41X
Don't say it. Take a peek in the472Please respect copyright.PENANAh23WVx68GG
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,472Please respect copyright.PENANAvvvo6dSPzI
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT472Please respect copyright.PENANAVottCuMwM2