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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks469Please respect copyright.PENANAPDo0drb7ep
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead469Please respect copyright.PENANA8hvK6RRcZl
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air469Please respect copyright.PENANAgDDv0HYiHo
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.469Please respect copyright.PENANAwER2ACFSdZ
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead469Please respect copyright.PENANAxicKBVjqAm
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a469Please respect copyright.PENANAWBNJ0J5Lyk
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old469Please respect copyright.PENANAvHv0195vIX
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,469Please respect copyright.PENANAL4D3InRbqc
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry469Please respect copyright.PENANAZWVnTWFh9e
voice:
BETELGEUSE469Please respect copyright.PENANAKHINhDXHqv
Who are you? Are you bard? I just469Please respect copyright.PENANAnj2hGRmXFi
found my dead sex slaves, and now469Please respect copyright.PENANA1pP7EW8w3c
you're crawling up, disturbing my469Please respect copyright.PENANABbxbYr1iWg
ritual.
BARD469Please respect copyright.PENANASUeTUjahiH
And so you brought your flesh dildo469Please respect copyright.PENANAarDonvH9B0
too?
BETELGEUSE469Please respect copyright.PENANAnQRBeQEwsY
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD469Please respect copyright.PENANAY0QlNbU5v0
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE469Please respect copyright.PENANAfXsOYIrNfL
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and469Please respect copyright.PENANAfj1JKqPX6u
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE469Please respect copyright.PENANAdddQxvwzp9
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna469Please respect copyright.PENANAuAzceXLew2
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the469Please respect copyright.PENANADMZs1eWeuM
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.469Please respect copyright.PENANAnKZHa6cUeN
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard469Please respect copyright.PENANAjWjZ7LCVeq
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The469Please respect copyright.PENANA199vXThaIO
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON469Please respect copyright.PENANA3tFkCCCUGw
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE469Please respect copyright.PENANA8aBexhk0Ce
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your469Please respect copyright.PENANAm1WJ7e11Ff
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a469Please respect copyright.PENANAeXyTNuh9VM
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping469Please respect copyright.PENANAtFOz5nkb6j
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up469Please respect copyright.PENANAZFUtS3v15l
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish469Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZiHPLpoUL
their plans.
BETELGEUSE469Please respect copyright.PENANAmEkFSBIkae
(to Bard)469Please respect copyright.PENANAAGHqr3ItIf
See what you did? You set me up.469Please respect copyright.PENANATkVBTGQYqs
You didn't tell me that I'd have to469Please respect copyright.PENANAPckG5MwjSp
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd469Please respect copyright.PENANAsvJDppIML3
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which469Please respect copyright.PENANAIyccZhJkin
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's469Please respect copyright.PENANA9cDbS16ksU
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears469Please respect copyright.PENANASELj8ZNpRP
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.469Please respect copyright.PENANAcrt3GGOnjT
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD469Please respect copyright.PENANAMUhHQcp8gI
(offscreen)469Please respect copyright.PENANANEVGLZjzE1
You assholes. You can't catch a469Please respect copyright.PENANAXGvIRy0jpH
ghost.
BETELGEUSE469Please respect copyright.PENANAmivIpYtrz9
You fuckers. You put me in a469Please respect copyright.PENANA3WOQdLVsxk
vulnerable position when I was sure469Please respect copyright.PENANAAo0eyKKykf
the Batman would be here. Now469Please respect copyright.PENANA5jkqSWW6Qr
you're all gonna get what's coming469Please respect copyright.PENANAtABubFcDe3
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins469Please respect copyright.PENANA7OJUXoODa8
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall469Please respect copyright.PENANAMmBDUebzfu
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks469Please respect copyright.PENANASERLx6fVAv
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder469Please respect copyright.PENANAA0hsD9IL3q
blades.
BATMAN469Please respect copyright.PENANAjHBNVuKgfv
(concious)469Please respect copyright.PENANA8xlZbCbngu
What are you gonna do to me? I469Please respect copyright.PENANAixe9KAtotT
think you've committed murder, so469Please respect copyright.PENANAD7DtjHGVRr
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the469Please respect copyright.PENANApACN5l4QI7
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his469Please respect copyright.PENANAVaNX1Tvmps
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE469Please respect copyright.PENANAroLc9FrBau
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do469Please respect copyright.PENANAc1ASHkgiXA
this.
BETELGEUSE469Please respect copyright.PENANAtSZ4hCqQLn
I'm going to finish him!469Please respect copyright.PENANAJn69ZnJ4K6
Constantine, I'm going to finish469Please respect copyright.PENANAf1C9xYGTMw
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked469Please respect copyright.PENANA02n7ciGyq6
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER469Please respect copyright.PENANAbyehcFDMA1
(holds up his arm in469Please respect copyright.PENANAnbe7cZMxWg
protest)469Please respect copyright.PENANAkrsCEEbLN1
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He469Please respect copyright.PENANA1yS9B3iMx0
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with469Please respect copyright.PENANAaZ5FPHM5QT
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's469Please respect copyright.PENANA7zldPZVcHL
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.469Please respect copyright.PENANAZHl8cgxtKX
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE469Please respect copyright.PENANAViQoyJDTKU
He was mine, and I stole him from469Please respect copyright.PENANAzhsTbcMVmB
you. He was my revenge. Now you469Please respect copyright.PENANAGzbRDsapLs
will pay for your disobedience. He469Please respect copyright.PENANAAbzIXqaCyD
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is469Please respect copyright.PENANAmOLZA9IDqn
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he469Please respect copyright.PENANAfCZXCdAJjo
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then469Please respect copyright.PENANANwmJIHxVcg
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN469Please respect copyright.PENANAxQ6EyIjRZC
(awake)469Please respect copyright.PENANAG2OH4Aup6z
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his469Please respect copyright.PENANAqSS8H3D8IC
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the469Please respect copyright.PENANAmRmHMiEhzS
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is469Please respect copyright.PENANA2Td158lR9m
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE469Please respect copyright.PENANAOMVNW9ENHB
You still have a chance. Let go of469Please respect copyright.PENANAGM7lTRe3gi
my hand. If you allow my hand to469Please respect copyright.PENANA8Nrb3CXflN
come off of you, you will end up469Please respect copyright.PENANAtugyQMitKk
just like your friend.469Please respect copyright.PENANAsWK8UOhauB
(tries to pry the hand off469Please respect copyright.PENANA3yqrEQJ6nK
of his head)469Please respect copyright.PENANA8GILHKvD7S
It can't be. No. No. He's still469Please respect copyright.PENANAi3pbXWHwuV
alive!469Please respect copyright.PENANAIAs4mgMlLi
(falls to his knees)469Please respect copyright.PENANAqKQkWtdabH
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE469Please respect copyright.PENANAgsArrflGiS
(from a distance)469Please respect copyright.PENANA6jmAKUoTBD
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN469Please respect copyright.PENANA2w1Thc4qIL
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the469Please respect copyright.PENANAPK3H5asAQt
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN469Please respect copyright.PENANAhrSlrsrSFC
(beat)469Please respect copyright.PENANAodcMjsO4aZ
I can't get it. I can't pull it469Please respect copyright.PENANAlijoJy0CvW
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into469Please respect copyright.PENANAEisAEt9TdP
the forest.
BETELGEUSE469Please respect copyright.PENANAUXtN5GsmCm
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE469Please respect copyright.PENANAx6yrQ9vY85
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the469Please respect copyright.PENANAbXPGHOkjkg
Batmobile.
BATMAN469Please respect copyright.PENANASSFaLy7P5R
(screams in pain)469Please respect copyright.PENANAcPzm22uFrP
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into469Please respect copyright.PENANAmdkl2gq9Kh
the forest.
BEATELAGE469Please respect copyright.PENANAyKCwIkbZRW
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE469Please respect copyright.PENANAosYf6RMNFg
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN469Please respect copyright.PENANAgnqOztWj57
(is so weak he can barely469Please respect copyright.PENANA8KwSlyDS86
stand)469Please respect copyright.PENANArw53ohS0RJ
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into469Please respect copyright.PENANATPyJdGl6Cq
the forest.
BEATELAGE469Please respect copyright.PENANAR5SI2xjMQF
(passionate)469Please respect copyright.PENANASYhjuoEAVe
Don't let them drag you off this469Please respect copyright.PENANAiHsKXoYRT1
beat.
BETELGEUSE 469Please respect copyright.PENANA0XyesXR4Jp
(peers at the Batman)469Please respect copyright.PENANAMoYecfBSFd
Is that all? Do you really want to469Please respect copyright.PENANA6yypOGoAxR
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 469Please respect copyright.PENANAk3zWQfaR8U
(ashamed)469Please respect copyright.PENANApYTZpgt3IW
Don't say it. Take a peek in the469Please respect copyright.PENANAqTTpX24qko
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,469Please respect copyright.PENANAdnCF8g5nZ8
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT469Please respect copyright.PENANAIJaPLsQCMU