這種劇情發展怎麼跟日本毒撚動漫十分相似，突然有個陌生女子在家中出現，然後同居。這種既異想天開又陳腔濫調的劇情，連我在講故台看到都會唾棄。若是毒撚甚至是一般男生絕對會點首答允，這樁美事發生十個男生九個都嚮往，剩下一個應該是同性戀。不好意思，我是第十一個。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1qCb1ewVC
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作為一名A0毒撚當然想盡快交女朋友擺脫這個稱號，但論到同居我絕不同意。先撇開她是一個不知從何而來的陌生人，與女生同居這種事沒你想像中那麼美好。為何我知道?全因我之前與家姐同住十幾年，徹底了解與女生這種生物在同一屋簷下是甚麼狀況。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQz1tz07m6Z
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女生與你老媽不同，她們不是照顧你忍讓你的角色，早上搶洗手間，晚上搶電視，半夜在床上與男朋友講電話使你無法入睡，還沒算上其他破壞形象的行為。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjrhIgeVda
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可能你會說家姐是有血緣關係無法與其他女生相提並論，起初我也是這樣以為，但實際例子往往是最好的論證。有一年暑假，家姐的同學來了我家住了幾星期。家姐的同學長得非常可愛，但這個印象僅維持了幾天，往後的日子仿如多了另一位家姐一樣，我平日遇到的痛苦乘以雙倍。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJmkA9LUdi
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因此我對與女生同居一事只有一個看法，女生的形象率先崩壞，然後你的生活亦隨之崩壞。可能是我太偏激，抑或是我對上述女生本身沒有多餘的遐想。即使今天要與我同居的女生是岑月寧，我還是會拒絕，我怕會破壞她在我心目中的形象。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtW5MTeNFZ8
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「你傻架?你話係度住我就會俾你住架啦?就算我肯，我老母都唔肯啦。」我將老媽二字搬出來。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzvoh9mUhk
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「即係你阿媽肯俾我係度住，你就肯?」她抓我說話的漏洞。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSV4DKDwGy
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我心裡想著老媽怎麼可能答允，我就放長雙眼看她怎麼垂頭喪氣的離開。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCzvjosLH4
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「睇下我老母點應你囉。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwJBqTCgnC
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我跟她說老媽在上班，要十二點才回來，讓她在客廳等。我趕緊換回衣服，然後自顧的走到廚房從櫃中拿出杯麵，打開杯麵提起熱水壺倒水進去。我提著杯麵進房間，打算邊吃邊看伍公子的公子玩walking dead。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxmeAyV0gq
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想不到她跟著我進房間，我回頭望向她，只見她望著我手上的杯麵嚥口水…239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsbBuI0q3y
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「又點啊?想食啊?」我問。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6VlRWxUdz
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她按著肚輕輕點頭。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvN4TJ38zBp
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「又話自己係仙子，乜仙子會肚餓架咩?」我嘲諷著說。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3s82hsg9Y7
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「唔食咪唔食囉，好叻咩!」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRyOu82LbQ
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想不到她是如此倔強，我沒理會她繼續享用杯麵及公子玩。吃完後打算扔垃圾走出房間時，發現她坐在沙發一邊按著肚一邊怒視著我。她的眼神兇悍得猶如我是她仇人一樣，我怕了她，把垃圾扔掉後，便從櫃子裡拿出另一個杯麵，還注滿熱水送到她面前。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohXAw3A45x
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「嗱，食啦，廢事你好似隻餓鬼咁啤實我。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVF5AbdpQjg
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「邊個話我肚餓。」她口嫌體正直，雙手已經捧著杯麵。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3WgNh2Mlt
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看著她這種反差意外地帶點可愛。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzGRvbUn2c
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她打開杯麵用鼻吸了一口問:239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5I9PCAoMn
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「辣架?」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIPdpCQABU
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我家的杯麵一向由我包辦，而我只會吃合味道的香辣海鮮味，要在我家找到別的口味是不可能的。我看她神情驟變便說:239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYS0YimtGL
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「唔食得辣啊?咁唔好食囉。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEVq1LBH1q
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她聽到後反而大口的把麵條吸入，看她吃得滿頭大汗就覺得有點好笑。這種杯麵的辣連譚仔十小辣都不如，居然有人會吃到出汗。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKd9J15nt3
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我看她雙唇變得紅彤微腫，便倒了杯水給她，她接過水杯說:239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHoJdoX8Qj
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「唔該。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmiXCJ4T4F
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「唔駛，我唔該你就真，俾我發現原來有人咁渣，連合味道嘅辣都頂唔住。」我笑著說。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsGpWIeheF
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「好好笑咩!?」她突然怒吼。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhZPDRljl1
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我被她的神情嚇一跳，收起了嬉笑的嘴臉…239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf61vqM6Zfl
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「你咁嘅態度對女仔，睇死你一定冇女朋友啦。」她噴出一句。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsKbhBtEMV
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她這一句完全是我的致命傷，我不知如何反駁。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVX1b1ty6Bn
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「唔出聲即係我講中啦。」她接連的攻勢讓我快招架不住。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu43NW6AULq
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被她說穿事實，我無法裝腔作勢…239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pT1AeMGFC
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「係啦係啦，你啱晒啦得未，我無拍過拖就係原罪，你地有拖拍嘅咪即管笑囉!」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1UF9tcrM8
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我突然想起今早韓信他們也攻擊我這一點，說完我垂頭回到房間裡再沒跟她講話。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtX0qeAz9lX
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尷尬的氣氛維持良久，直到聽到開門聲，老媽終於回來…239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9J5GzOdIY
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老媽回來便看到那位女生，問我:239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNw9y602YI
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「阿仔，呢位邊個嚟?」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnT9Hk995WD
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「你問我?你不如問下你帶返嚟個茶…」我說到一半嘴巴一隻手被捂著。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlW1KSeT0C2
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是她阻止了我，然後她把我老媽拉到廚房小聲的密談，我站在客廳聽不到對話內容。片刻後她們出來，我老媽對著我說:239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVn7lAdeVV
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「仔，之後曦…啊唔係，呢位茶小姐會係度住一排。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxq3YDe72Lz
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WTF!?老媽你搞甚麼?居然會讓她住下來?239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ295zpbvKvC
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「吓!?點解啊?三唔識七點解要俾佢住?邊有咁多地方俾佢瞓?」我愕然的問。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fRIASAaTX
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「你咪理咁多啦，同埋你執返上格床啲野佢瞓返你家姐張床咪得囉。」老媽四兩撥千斤的化解我的問題。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrRirs6U5Y
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現在同居還不夠，還要同房是嗎?我完全無法接受，顯然我的抗議無法撼動我老媽，我便抓了那女生到一旁…239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nmmaIBcXq
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「喂!你好講做左啲咩搞到我老母咁順攤?」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Hb2NOztHS
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「我都話左我係茶碗仙子，呢啲野難唔到我，係你唔信我咋嘛。」她囂張的道。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzjHpzYWPt
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「仲有我唔係叫喂，叫我做茶小姐!」她接著說。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnW8uZ4qmad
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「茶你老…」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrQ1XG72eC
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「阿仔，今晚你瞓廳啦，俾人地女仔瞓房啊，聽日返嚟要執好上格床啊。」老媽打斷我的同時下了不人道的命令。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPsjzudUmr
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我不解為何要讓出我的床，怎麼說都應該是她睡在客廳吧…239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJupfitiV6x
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「瞓廳啦你。」她擺出欠打的表情說。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfILtkPPVth
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「你都痴線，我今晚老虎蟹都瞓房。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJehvdYDmF
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我絕不退讓，可是強硬姿態敵不過她下一句…239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb82HGwOXMl
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「今晚想同我同床瞓啊?咸濕仔…」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PhYBnFOPI
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我不知道她是故意挑逗還是隨口說，換著別人恐怕早就把她吃掉，可是我在這方面是個廢物，面對這種事情就當機不懂反應，她看我呆掉便說:239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFqLYPShai
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「你唔係真係想啊嘛?發夢啦你，同我死出廳瞓!」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcx6e7SWvKH
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砰!房門大力關上，就這樣我與我的床相隔一道門，只好認命的睡在沙發。唉，我究竟做錯了甚麼落得如此下場，果然與女生同居就不會有好日子過…239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuZMgurOvC
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