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𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UuIkgc4Tn
Yeah,314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94pYF1xbUp
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9g1j8CJ3G
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFn9hjrIjKy
come on, baby light my fire."314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVqbq2XR8z
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEHkVJMif8
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5PVsD3vYE
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyg5RUhrK9H
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPAkJLWTkN
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHbyrZqEbQ
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHKhLQ0bWk
Alright, wise guys!314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyH6bpzDzd
Anyway, where was I?314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxz2fJWeo8R
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTmpBO7Qts
"Gay?"314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxTv36ANdl
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWm8MC4EyOo
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxUbTf1pRb
She replied and what type is that?314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vfDEIt8QD
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOB8MAgjjoZ
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdxD3Edapw
Jack?314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2T7AhNaw6
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
It was nice meeting you 314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jtLY7nEK6
Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlt5wf9AcCk
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7O3PwnN1Bc
"Huh?"314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfomqbU56v
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSSmwtlHtT
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehGMqrXi39
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZc994x4Y9U
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2iKCtu31e
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNY1kNIpw4A
I said, what?314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgK7vUPh7A
Hell nah!314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuKDOlQVRS
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NU50RefzF
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKg72GZ0x1
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUVGJjuppv
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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© Charles Kemp314Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGx5IF8CrE
