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𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwXIR8Qus8
Yeah,290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2BiMbHv0K
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEydrIAanR8
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSA9tZjGgEB
come on, baby light my fire."290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceTEMr0QbS
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnx9VTXKzs
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQO34fa3ATj
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWi9JDER0bk
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyC7BK6CDV
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh13nyOqb2n
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxnzuhx4KB
Alright, wise guys!290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFB8lhFpcaE
Anyway, where was I?290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjBVkFQ1Ex
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeo6LETGvx6
"Gay?"290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYxSB1lv1G
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZr8l91Qsen
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtf2nSU7N8Z
She replied and what type is that?290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhZk2IxN4N
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWxqFpo1va
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdE2I7kjgu
Jack?290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxDMIL0fo5
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
It was nice meeting you 290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIBWdD3H8y
Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jeC2pFbJW
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqDry8SLjs
"Huh?"290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1p1rdw6Z2
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgR8k2VDcxE
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FW85lOyZ4
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1f8upQbqo
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25aWCHpfS8
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dB0E80pbO
I said, what?290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu87z4rlglI
Hell nah!290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SJmrg8Nq1
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjm86TmtrZd
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQORaN1TBtt
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iIriSpcE7
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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