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𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP628lFCXdV
Yeah,277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKTPvcv8Dy
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggmLscsyT3
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUU9rE2gneM
come on, baby light my fire."277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TOmeGQqLY
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsHt0fN2Q1
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZxIv8mCFO
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC4L7iqdel
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pdUbTt7Y9
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPvH96yf1L
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGeuxWCnOI
Alright, wise guys!277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeazKpKYO3
Anyway, where was I?277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLaHRJn22z
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWxWnzcmh6
"Gay?"277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlOAdPpvMA
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfsgFqGc1d
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhw6cQXhf5
She replied and what type is that?277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPJfFpLfx1
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡce6P1ncbUU
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1IWlGbKEw
Jack?277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrPAl0lpTy
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
It was nice meeting you 277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LFyIkayym
Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QnbepbTb3
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMxuonRzQX
"Huh?"277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmoOAnE8O8
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYgBdk8hrA
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnYwsUpMq1
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQPuf8QwLS
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbVamuzzjC
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dLeH5825m
I said, what?277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yWqiHAPTA
Hell nah!277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqIDAQ3s21
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ot7ZahSfN
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9zp0OHL1u
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRGi2uUfRs
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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