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𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYjKRIpUJl
Yeah,254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbk79w4imlR
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHdCoFq4JP
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4z7TET4PYD
come on, baby light my fire."254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ONo7UhqZ0
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEm1VuUZIS
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9QlLD8ZH3
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgobrXwkbj
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiWmkwP1Dc
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnsj5MHRnk
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2VkWgqiNi
Alright, wise guys!254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdVoxOajsl
Anyway, where was I?254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qdAm0FpST
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9c2CBZd15
"Gay?"254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEvHD2bjYc
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmkxtStr0L
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmdpjTzMUS
She replied and what type is that?254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlrruHRfQg
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnvZRy2HT1
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAm1w8NHtb8
Jack?254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdrpyMNFoc
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
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Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCd8FUaJig
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbnwFBQMhG
"Huh?"254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglBSo3E7Y3
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTXOSULD62
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUnMTJFH5d
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPtlhMsKMb
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS835pXpPgB
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXjUHxlCZc
I said, what?254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHI4OBaNAmi
Hell nah!254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfC35H1tDi
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaUI6G4sSq
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEygY6FIvXM
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 254Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCGsPhZw5W
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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