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𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nN6Mw5YD3
Yeah,347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmhwsBzHWB
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPXdUjlNLZ
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIlDp7rLvp
come on, baby light my fire."347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MJoxX2Fo8
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Mxjka6G3N
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OhHd7UnTZ
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZMGIfiZvk
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8gaLTMaBu
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJq3iqgD5m
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyvojvSLup
Alright, wise guys!347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScz9PFitDm
Anyway, where was I?347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEqNn2Jzby
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWsjuuYvJI
"Gay?"347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWwN3BXd9G
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumMnnQra2k
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh27RXsD64F
She replied and what type is that?347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObLZ3nNkYl
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjcNBzQPx9
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2QUcJOQdB
Jack?347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkuhU4Vcgw
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
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Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomz2SMhviZ
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmAlmZKE7w
"Huh?"347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepw2WN5iPa
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvV2YfdTRdj
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKbbskqyfg
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwHbTqwtJk
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqM5iegWBI
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidr4kqF6Ml
I said, what?347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4E1uu74d3
Hell nah!347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDhuBviyUu
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQyK6qwW6r
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVZdJW6ynQ
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 347Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5rDcqIjzh
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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