Technically NOT a story written by me.512Please respect copyright.PENANAc2T7uShJzY
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.512Please respect copyright.PENANAPMnQUW1j4I
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.512Please respect copyright.PENANAtkO5pwBxXR
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 512Please respect copyright.PENANAl5EEPSpwdj
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 512Please respect copyright.PENANAQoaxAonx7j
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 512Please respect copyright.PENANAPRnpfhNH8u
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 512Please respect copyright.PENANA80TP4UKEoT
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 512Please respect copyright.PENANA1RayuvjoL3
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 512Please respect copyright.PENANAJ57xuEpL9c
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 512Please respect copyright.PENANA4cr0pyfo4R
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 512Please respect copyright.PENANA1uE2eS5F8X
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 512Please respect copyright.PENANAkcJjwS4ea1
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 512Please respect copyright.PENANAVplWJvFXia
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 512Please respect copyright.PENANAzqKNWceOwu
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 512Please respect copyright.PENANAWMEhcW6ede
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 512Please respect copyright.PENANAfnpRjNKmyh
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 512Please respect copyright.PENANAug1zUCsZyW
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 512Please respect copyright.PENANAEkIJXGEX8A
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 512Please respect copyright.PENANAtzJtOEBvmK
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 512Please respect copyright.PENANAtlOVi1LY1C
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 512Please respect copyright.PENANAdl2sRxKKVX
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 512Please respect copyright.PENANARScep7pXdm
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 512Please respect copyright.PENANAYMnipUVra2
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 512Please respect copyright.PENANAoyqGRCvkfJ
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 512Please respect copyright.PENANAU7jhqLfUDN
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 512Please respect copyright.PENANAKjqPKN5gNX
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 512Please respect copyright.PENANAttgOE3ppvr
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 512Please respect copyright.PENANAppS56iAbnm
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 512Please respect copyright.PENANAnh9WrBsw2B
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 512Please respect copyright.PENANAZLXJ6UcQZ0
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 512Please respect copyright.PENANAeAgItsjgjS
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 512Please respect copyright.PENANAvqywzy6Ktv
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 512Please respect copyright.PENANA74BaC8EbBI
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 512Please respect copyright.PENANAEWCMQONtje
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 512Please respect copyright.PENANAgAFBBrM5aX
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 512Please respect copyright.PENANAnAJN9R13gs
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 512Please respect copyright.PENANAXwEehdHWwa
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 512Please respect copyright.PENANA1ypfV5f3GE
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 512Please respect copyright.PENANAdQ9kqGDGU1
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 512Please respect copyright.PENANAxjClh9igoB
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 512Please respect copyright.PENANAuwVHBKkPp3
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 512Please respect copyright.PENANAVGMK994Pfx
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 512Please respect copyright.PENANArwRtFcvWWK
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 512Please respect copyright.PENANALp1uNtc6Ej
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 512Please respect copyright.PENANAGhcGfKBNSM
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 512Please respect copyright.PENANAe6pe0NpIes
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 512Please respect copyright.PENANAjMSQvXfy4I
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 512Please respect copyright.PENANAJodI7mGFme
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 512Please respect copyright.PENANAgpe8bdKpwD
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 512Please respect copyright.PENANAzmU6aKX6VT
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 512Please respect copyright.PENANAvSHjA4QDbo
Tobex: I have never heard about it.