Technically NOT a story written by me.556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo0hEarezC
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilKml2sGZy
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86ooyryKRJ
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVy34AVMtgf
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCtVN56r6S
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FasA3bvXS
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7KbZ9UvGj
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mp6Exznly
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTlcRUPoWu
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQvg1IE0Y3
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXVdBcZSCX
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSOwl5MaJ9
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LxJx6I2dU
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GTCmCG2ir
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzaOdhO5FX
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdc9FinoPbK
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUpkF5EXmo
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9iKOnT4bA
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUQL2vBSoL
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaG0MlCvhS8
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvXIQSzIRO
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2k2L8eYCB
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ547om1QyVo
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaErQoVQtLV
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jw4OGGbk3
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOZ9rNw5k0
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIheaagOSD
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzN2zNlgJu4
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cB5hZn2Sx
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnM4wmjZ9Oe
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJcpvxPI7J
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAcloSHHli
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI09UMx1iIf
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YG8ShTSj5
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfvSDGcHNY
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKbaYCKQUA
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRR12dIPwf
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviY3M0KsZ0
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpZKueSRbB
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1RCGohJFF
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniIJUUBhmX
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqfPnzMJKa
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQvMiGfALb
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfcDTt6g9w
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05qDLzHEJU
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCysamEHBKJ
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jutPYv4EG
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRwD0a0MKt
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOS7jSFfLn
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOBUZgc4ON
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 556Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UYyr7IGCd
Tobex: I have never heard about it.
