Technically NOT a story written by me.535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DR7TwpiT9
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclpsbu5fFQ
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9oOE92zed
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoDh5uPzjo
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DnSipeLhQ
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmumj9N4h7
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUZjBzJpgd
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaFZ729yLy
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2r7pM8WcU
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4LAMjdZDq
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi512x7vVXC
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCsxKWTdNo
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7DnIVXWFy
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykPGaRvjYM
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7bH1pwY8v
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15HtepGv5E
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdfzcwptp6
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAeAfhVMiD
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgFlfFum8Y
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ772Szpnhdj
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYlNKsgkCb
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
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Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmlxugA9Ah
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVIMPaNdRN
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUH009XztBX
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjve81qgni8
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznwRdaMZMk
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJz56wJIii
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYQTzLhCS0
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeB62repw3t
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDJK6lKV5E
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrCG9t55AT
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyeJeLoKP5
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJqB8cuVTq
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKzaibei0B
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlljy2OJ8q
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rlqHDif67
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjIsGsyvqn
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlzrqj6vzu
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJ60dR75bF
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEU50yK7FEW
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUwfrN4knq
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDkmE0fMz6
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl89xpFN0hb
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrHkJcc6qn
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEaq5GYleN
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAg6Bd0Zk5f
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsJxicTVZ7
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvDMgiaeXe
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDREkrbhjja
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 535Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaA33pvq97T
Tobex: I have never heard about it.
