Technically NOT a story written by me.576Please respect copyright.PENANAucbGCxet7O
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.576Please respect copyright.PENANAGhtbmDB4Lc
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.576Please respect copyright.PENANAumvso0C3QH
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 576Please respect copyright.PENANARolBINv2pH
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 576Please respect copyright.PENANALbLXDRVUYA
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 576Please respect copyright.PENANAPWRQbotDb0
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 576Please respect copyright.PENANAm2m08FDTjh
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 576Please respect copyright.PENANA69vlKemiZ1
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 576Please respect copyright.PENANARu70oOjub5
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 576Please respect copyright.PENANABPruoIkeHt
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 576Please respect copyright.PENANA31SxzVNvkB
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 576Please respect copyright.PENANAjOy64AjFSv
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 576Please respect copyright.PENANAtYAVBhNBsI
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 576Please respect copyright.PENANAITYx1VYVfS
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 576Please respect copyright.PENANALOYEvcHSL5
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 576Please respect copyright.PENANAajaaBRNx53
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 576Please respect copyright.PENANAnspCnrDN59
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 576Please respect copyright.PENANAtFZGdWxv5b
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 576Please respect copyright.PENANA65LWFTqTHl
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 576Please respect copyright.PENANAB1y2nMtZ5f
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 576Please respect copyright.PENANAPUSf5m71zl
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 576Please respect copyright.PENANAAKj9ckv0xc
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 576Please respect copyright.PENANAQt4zHNWvgs
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 576Please respect copyright.PENANA6A5hJSxNSH
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 576Please respect copyright.PENANAwIxs5OODTM
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 576Please respect copyright.PENANAr88Ndbj4cl
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 576Please respect copyright.PENANAq0KpceL51M
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 576Please respect copyright.PENANAjTkYkUrlsf
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 576Please respect copyright.PENANAOfOq3dNHtR
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 576Please respect copyright.PENANAQRSvJZdtC7
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 576Please respect copyright.PENANARkKKW3Ps93
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 576Please respect copyright.PENANA6Gh65GDUIa
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 576Please respect copyright.PENANACjr4k1t4Pp
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 576Please respect copyright.PENANAvF1aqszaS5
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 576Please respect copyright.PENANA5BmAYPQkbg
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 576Please respect copyright.PENANAOk9Eyk6NDP
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 576Please respect copyright.PENANAbgMVH24c8i
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 576Please respect copyright.PENANAbdzecE4Hqd
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 576Please respect copyright.PENANADIfnOk0ZDh
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 576Please respect copyright.PENANAH67YjTLpUj
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 576Please respect copyright.PENANAmWeuGvwi1T
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 576Please respect copyright.PENANAxwuK5dvCeT
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 576Please respect copyright.PENANABam7PJ0INl
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 576Please respect copyright.PENANAqxL8zAUO7r
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 576Please respect copyright.PENANAax8LMNCqjX
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 576Please respect copyright.PENANAZttd2EaCWX
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 576Please respect copyright.PENANAPHKRhLZJvD
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 576Please respect copyright.PENANAnbLHTGF9MJ
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 576Please respect copyright.PENANAzRH3JWjcM8
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 576Please respect copyright.PENANAAXvf4J9aGo
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 576Please respect copyright.PENANA9mbiSAQ1ZW
Tobex: I have never heard about it.