
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory570Please respect copyright.PENANARf8fIL4Fmt
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 570Please respect copyright.PENANAqhwO67gFgf
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.570Please respect copyright.PENANASgDqhECNWD
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?570Please respect copyright.PENANAsrHeb0fI87
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.570Please respect copyright.PENANAL7RUAJXNUW
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.570Please respect copyright.PENANAf467dSb1F4
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.570Please respect copyright.PENANAZdUhiP95gT
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.570Please respect copyright.PENANAnzYSNDGhkM
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?570Please respect copyright.PENANA7ORlrATFuA
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.570Please respect copyright.PENANABH7tNaozGt
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.570Please respect copyright.PENANAGZcBKAX7sO
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.570Please respect copyright.PENANA5VJXZlqA2c
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 570Please respect copyright.PENANAelEeA3WVRJ
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.570Please respect copyright.PENANAOJhJVSyQ36
girl bestie? - coco <3570Please respect copyright.PENANAWli5OTu1lE
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.570Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4wfCOZupI
age? - seven years old.570Please respect copyright.PENANAVPvDYvAuHx
last person i texted? - idfk.570Please respect copyright.PENANApW7ro5Fcvy
last person i called? - probably my little brother.570Please respect copyright.PENANAEgCB445I4e
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?570Please respect copyright.PENANAiYj64Mh7Mo
random fact? - i like food.570Please respect copyright.PENANAUwUtkg0XD3
single or taken? - big, fat taken.570Please respect copyright.PENANAm9Y4KH40aL
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.570Please respect copyright.PENANAmyYTTwbXmn
first kiss? - bitch wtf?570Please respect copyright.PENANAkxPMfweHgf
ever smoked? - nope.570Please respect copyright.PENANAwJFzL9mT0Q
ever done drugs? - nope~570Please respect copyright.PENANAWHW9TIt7tP
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.570Please respect copyright.PENANAyurHhiGf5D
longest relationship? - five and a half months.570Please respect copyright.PENANAux28kKm4Pr
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.570Please respect copyright.PENANAB0yyzXOm1s
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.570Please respect copyright.PENANAIvzNrUV7oF
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.570Please respect copyright.PENANAXzLZN8RPvs
obsession? - kpop.570Please respect copyright.PENANAhMGcA7S5HC
do you give second chances? - that depends.570Please respect copyright.PENANAULAGQnTLYq
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?570Please respect copyright.PENANAMjuvjl4YnR
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.570Please respect copyright.PENANABCXe0QOgam
day or night? - idk.570Please respect copyright.PENANAoyGnvKPkKW
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.570Please respect copyright.PENANAGeVHEJ9oze
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.570Please respect copyright.PENANApqKxVYEyqB
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.570Please respect copyright.PENANAx8isRahtKb
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.570Please respect copyright.PENANAnt2bLR1MBK
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.570Please respect copyright.PENANA6seYUoxHKe
favourite movie(s)? - idk.570Please respect copyright.PENANAKlFYDMZFfK
current mood? - bored and tired.570Please respect copyright.PENANAgtzU9Sjmsx
jealous of? - a lot of things.570Please respect copyright.PENANAezhNwpNbwK
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.570Please respect copyright.PENANA8OTJVo9tjx
pets? - two dogs.570Please respect copyright.PENANATWuzYlWFXq
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.570Please respect copyright.PENANA5z90Bx9Zcy
favourite number? - seven.570Please respect copyright.PENANAVUaZBzHRn3
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.570Please respect copyright.PENANApdRjxE5MjL
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.570Please respect copyright.PENANAa92Vk8Uv1g
afraid of the dark? - yes.570Please respect copyright.PENANAeWKBTx37WA
one wish? - to be happy for real.570Please respect copyright.PENANAlapqAjRl8w
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?570Please respect copyright.PENANAi4qagepGY1
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.570Please respect copyright.PENANAnLVz1ymhfT
age? - i'm still seven years old.570Please respect copyright.PENANAkV1qYGMrib
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.570Please respect copyright.PENANA8Uy4WyfYEC
something you hate about yourself? - my body.570Please respect copyright.PENANAeQk0TBb1fd
something you like about yourself? - idk.570Please respect copyright.PENANAajQzIzeSQ9
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.570Please respect copyright.PENANASZMyoKgq4B
favourite band? - bts.570Please respect copyright.PENANAdFJ05VEqXu
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!570Please respect copyright.PENANAE3W0qiFFww
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.570Please respect copyright.PENANAMAo6qD7HyG
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.570Please respect copyright.PENANARuLcg7tbU1
girl crush? - emmi.570Please respect copyright.PENANAXh74XNzfUI
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.570Please respect copyright.PENANA36EmLrgoph
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^570Please respect copyright.PENANAZK0qMAzJYv
talents? - singing.570Please respect copyright.PENANAenc8gl3riW
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.570Please respect copyright.PENANAG5o6E3xv67
someone i love? - emmi.570Please respect copyright.PENANA1atM1vPrAy
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.570Please respect copyright.PENANA7Dz8c0YKez
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.570Please respect copyright.PENANAG064HXwjkv
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.570Please respect copyright.PENANAExWrvT1bb8
favourite animal? - dogs.570Please respect copyright.PENANAidMMUydrtm
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 570Please respect copyright.PENANAqzh9CKThRF
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.570Please respect copyright.PENANALX8Fm7EikY
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.570Please respect copyright.PENANAeRYT4LsQer
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.570Please respect copyright.PENANAiBHsham7i0
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.570Please respect copyright.PENANA8ORlvnoZZX
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 570Please respect copyright.PENANA6eaPj7fbIp
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.570Please respect copyright.PENANAMzZviSQIva
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.570Please respect copyright.PENANA8dOUGV9crG
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.570Please respect copyright.PENANARBlPWx1N3U
country? - i don't live on earth. 570Please respect copyright.PENANABeROKLgLYJ
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.570Please respect copyright.PENANAUSOom9wqo2
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.570Please respect copyright.PENANAhD2BcfpgMX
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.570Please respect copyright.PENANAM4v6XgRooc
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.570Please respect copyright.PENANAqFsRS9PnkW
country with your favourite accent? - australia.570Please respect copyright.PENANAvOT2A1fqUH
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.570Please respect copyright.PENANAiGFUykdi2v
dog or cat person? - both.570Please respect copyright.PENANARahzOVJcaR
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.570Please respect copyright.PENANAVBAJoGQknO
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.570Please respect copyright.PENANAgiwNc1qC2S
do you belive in God? - idk.570Please respect copyright.PENANADAV2pyOyGf
single or taken? - taken.570Please respect copyright.PENANA3ya6P96fqJ
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*570Please respect copyright.PENANAFOokkmb5XA
birthday year? - 1930.570Please respect copyright.PENANA28VqdxJ33y
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.570Please respect copyright.PENANAEuvIFi0cNY
age? - what's that?570Please respect copyright.PENANAOJjceHG7fs
enthinicity? - african american.570Please respect copyright.PENANAsf5mp6o1a2
tea or coffee? - neither.570Please respect copyright.PENANA7xP1lWwoH6
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.570Please respect copyright.PENANABzJFzNm1NK
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*570Please respect copyright.PENANAmAFlTX4IcY
favourite food? - ice cream.570Please respect copyright.PENANA2tnftwGyHv
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 570Please respect copyright.PENANAznckNZxMt3
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.570Please respect copyright.PENANAnESMoAiEcg
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.570Please respect copyright.PENANAqP8QJNwHhN
favourite soda? - sprite.570Please respect copyright.PENANArrZfo8r25u
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.570Please respect copyright.PENANAcPDLN6yryV
can you swim? - yes, wtf?570Please respect copyright.PENANAe52ZZcwGFk
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.570Please respect copyright.PENANAkoVQ9WXwNY
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.570Please respect copyright.PENANABWpRV5U5gC
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.570Please respect copyright.PENANACwWY2hvewa
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.570Please respect copyright.PENANAOgt4sgg7Ox
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*570Please respect copyright.PENANAAZFAoqzXVd
apple or andriod? - apple.570Please respect copyright.PENANAM9FreLfr5C
best dessert? - mochi.570Please respect copyright.PENANArYkiEp1eoX
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have you ever:570Please respect copyright.PENANALPSWSj0KMq
1. skipped class? - yes.570Please respect copyright.PENANAOHwvz1j59d
2. done drugs? - no.570Please respect copyright.PENANAzhQBH6JmeA
3. self-harmed? - yes.570Please respect copyright.PENANAHhxDSJT2Tt
4. drank? - no.570Please respect copyright.PENANAh8arKDFHs4
5. shoplifted? - yes.570Please respect copyright.PENANA8TgZxLxceN
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.570Please respect copyright.PENANA3Vlp4LiJp9
7. broken up with someone? - yes.570Please respect copyright.PENANAKjXcVOiaJx
what's your favourite:570Please respect copyright.PENANAGX0bPvbw44
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.570Please respect copyright.PENANApfimoXFrWi
9. movie? - break the silence.570Please respect copyright.PENANACWlLqK4pCG
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.570Please respect copyright.PENANAPiIUe1Zgvj
11. artist? - bts.570Please respect copyright.PENANAKnEadSQF5U
12. singer or band? - bts.570Please respect copyright.PENANArlUCwkoJqI
13. memory? - idk.570Please respect copyright.PENANAcSCj5fmYlU
14. book? - the cruel prince.570Please respect copyright.PENANA4gjm3JdSFn
this or that:570Please respect copyright.PENANABhnwo1V2CQ
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.570Please respect copyright.PENANAiHgVKLO5Hr
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.570Please respect copyright.PENANAFNqoYcSJl8
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.570Please respect copyright.PENANAWop8tnvwNE
18. movies or books? - idk.570Please respect copyright.PENANAbq4xqPYEoW
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.570Please respect copyright.PENANAMd68WP4eYc
20. blind of deaf? - blind.570Please respect copyright.PENANAlyyL5yNQ6A
21. tea or coffee? - neither.570Please respect copyright.PENANANdIlrrAK2z
what's your:570Please respect copyright.PENANAkMi307q9po
22. age? - ninety-one.570Please respect copyright.PENANASTH1FjBfdM
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.570Please respect copyright.PENANA7gdflBlk1h
24. height? - 4'11.570Please respect copyright.PENANAZDUfVYzIxL
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.570Please respect copyright.PENANAqfV7OA4yWw
26. shoe size? - seven.570Please respect copyright.PENANAiDFMfoCvn9
27. religion? - i'm not religious.570Please respect copyright.PENANAkmTWqIhJFw
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.570Please respect copyright.PENANAURjL5wAkYe
opinion on: 570Please respect copyright.PENANAr7qaGIyeli
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...570Please respect copyright.PENANAOlHsYI8qVZ
30. second chances? - it depends.570Please respect copyright.PENANAthBdweuQ05
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.570Please respect copyright.PENANAZC2B72YS57
32. abortion? - ew.570Please respect copyright.PENANALvY3lKJVfT
33. a death penalty? - ew.570Please respect copyright.PENANAR4ivmQWyOz
34. marijuana? - i likes that.570Please respect copyright.PENANAxgBN0ZMn1e
35. love? - what's love?570Please respect copyright.PENANAXh5dnSOiEC
do you:570Please respect copyright.PENANANC4ljSMw5f
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.570Please respect copyright.PENANAGxQ2RuQ5G8
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3570Please respect copyright.PENANA3XN5mTf8XU