
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory505Please respect copyright.PENANA6HPsBYgJGz
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 505Please respect copyright.PENANAqpVIRmoXGm
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.505Please respect copyright.PENANAvhv0CZcpN3
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?505Please respect copyright.PENANAnJeM7iUF06
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.505Please respect copyright.PENANAXwheIXiDY6
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.505Please respect copyright.PENANAQjyYpIw9Ov
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.505Please respect copyright.PENANApexH1vasJe
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.505Please respect copyright.PENANAlHee89mCYk
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?505Please respect copyright.PENANA7cBT80sNbL
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.505Please respect copyright.PENANAY0TW4Oxuge
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.505Please respect copyright.PENANAOjsBgwF14x
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.505Please respect copyright.PENANAUbI7P5MMSq
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 505Please respect copyright.PENANAan6bm7QVsw
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.505Please respect copyright.PENANAoMhA4tfaJ5
girl bestie? - coco <3505Please respect copyright.PENANATEVo6otzWi
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.505Please respect copyright.PENANAy4LEo37r2v
age? - seven years old.505Please respect copyright.PENANA8Y3e20IGbP
last person i texted? - idfk.505Please respect copyright.PENANAXOLAeXea8T
last person i called? - probably my little brother.505Please respect copyright.PENANAEmjxglpnPu
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?505Please respect copyright.PENANA5mMdxJGNAd
random fact? - i like food.505Please respect copyright.PENANAIn8fkN7m1x
single or taken? - big, fat taken.505Please respect copyright.PENANAZyuocQbMU1
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.505Please respect copyright.PENANAcfPHfONyT7
first kiss? - bitch wtf?505Please respect copyright.PENANANK8lRUQeWJ
ever smoked? - nope.505Please respect copyright.PENANA9Kcs2Cts2i
ever done drugs? - nope~505Please respect copyright.PENANAidi6RarwvN
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.505Please respect copyright.PENANA3heqDwzHOC
longest relationship? - five and a half months.505Please respect copyright.PENANAk9t6VbGGZc
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.505Please respect copyright.PENANADmS8uaJLs2
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.505Please respect copyright.PENANA2jdmgcdHJ6
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.505Please respect copyright.PENANAbgdZtYtZkQ
obsession? - kpop.505Please respect copyright.PENANAvp7Im6iD14
do you give second chances? - that depends.505Please respect copyright.PENANAq93FKeHXIk
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?505Please respect copyright.PENANAnVMMA8GS15
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.505Please respect copyright.PENANATTAoaFq05W
day or night? - idk.505Please respect copyright.PENANAOCzqo2ZsXL
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.505Please respect copyright.PENANAydcYKXvA2X
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.505Please respect copyright.PENANARS4pqi5jvn
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.505Please respect copyright.PENANAiM8FR2qAkZ
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.505Please respect copyright.PENANAFrW7w061qD
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.505Please respect copyright.PENANAIXZet6L6Ee
favourite movie(s)? - idk.505Please respect copyright.PENANAsQCDpsabS9
current mood? - bored and tired.505Please respect copyright.PENANASVZFZQUGKL
jealous of? - a lot of things.505Please respect copyright.PENANA3yX8sd71BJ
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.505Please respect copyright.PENANAEHnyzmMLY4
pets? - two dogs.505Please respect copyright.PENANAXcKgCfcDR8
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.505Please respect copyright.PENANAbHYEwuZ6Kc
favourite number? - seven.505Please respect copyright.PENANAUafLItahDE
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.505Please respect copyright.PENANAmtb5xJc8ia
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.505Please respect copyright.PENANAip5OBz0SSl
afraid of the dark? - yes.505Please respect copyright.PENANAA9Cr0vRAAJ
one wish? - to be happy for real.505Please respect copyright.PENANA5dUyjo1QmV
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?505Please respect copyright.PENANACxuOzoY4Yg
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.505Please respect copyright.PENANAUVw2L85x7f
age? - i'm still seven years old.505Please respect copyright.PENANA7eZ4nLZ2Mw
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.505Please respect copyright.PENANAOnochybwB6
something you hate about yourself? - my body.505Please respect copyright.PENANAxg54GPbEof
something you like about yourself? - idk.505Please respect copyright.PENANA9r6c33bkeE
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.505Please respect copyright.PENANAX8Q3LWmMYx
favourite band? - bts.505Please respect copyright.PENANATM9oUSyezY
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!505Please respect copyright.PENANAFdpSUwuSrF
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.505Please respect copyright.PENANAC8uZtRbmSe
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.505Please respect copyright.PENANAGxB3PT6HtB
girl crush? - emmi.505Please respect copyright.PENANAmynsG4hjJg
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.505Please respect copyright.PENANAlP3rK52s5L
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^505Please respect copyright.PENANAbLVanHVicZ
talents? - singing.505Please respect copyright.PENANAwmxw7d4WZg
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.505Please respect copyright.PENANA0HE4DpMAKV
someone i love? - emmi.505Please respect copyright.PENANABNNnM6Sbv4
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.505Please respect copyright.PENANAdPpC2XNcEn
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.505Please respect copyright.PENANAqweE3amosx
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.505Please respect copyright.PENANApDYOBHxpRp
favourite animal? - dogs.505Please respect copyright.PENANASrLb73u4oG
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 505Please respect copyright.PENANANjZMzJhbRl
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.505Please respect copyright.PENANAIgrQAPxlWo
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.505Please respect copyright.PENANAnB9Mq57aRr
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.505Please respect copyright.PENANA8LookEJSjm
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.505Please respect copyright.PENANAuL8dYIBUu7
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 505Please respect copyright.PENANAGK6OHOXS09
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.505Please respect copyright.PENANA9jHQJu96xt
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.505Please respect copyright.PENANAqdCRep8oxX
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.505Please respect copyright.PENANA7AxD3KxwhY
country? - i don't live on earth. 505Please respect copyright.PENANAGBWh8XH4mo
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.505Please respect copyright.PENANALFTKzp0onQ
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.505Please respect copyright.PENANA7AnctWFb6K
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.505Please respect copyright.PENANAMH36oJWJJx
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.505Please respect copyright.PENANA0FYzvbWLnu
country with your favourite accent? - australia.505Please respect copyright.PENANACkzZvlSrTT
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.505Please respect copyright.PENANA2jFAajCgLJ
dog or cat person? - both.505Please respect copyright.PENANA4EfMOqkuAs
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.505Please respect copyright.PENANA8XW5ASDMvh
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.505Please respect copyright.PENANAXeHHabc27d
do you belive in God? - idk.505Please respect copyright.PENANAcV0KVDifbf
single or taken? - taken.505Please respect copyright.PENANAAI3gIRuOc3
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*505Please respect copyright.PENANAj37mfeVxhY
birthday year? - 1930.505Please respect copyright.PENANApHZxUME6XL
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.505Please respect copyright.PENANA5G3Teo5wiz
age? - what's that?505Please respect copyright.PENANAlLFOqlzf7Q
enthinicity? - african american.505Please respect copyright.PENANAXNfxpSYwRs
tea or coffee? - neither.505Please respect copyright.PENANAstxDoLEliH
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.505Please respect copyright.PENANAH9kno00cdI
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*505Please respect copyright.PENANAI2qKSDmpzQ
favourite food? - ice cream.505Please respect copyright.PENANAjIKmILHvFA
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 505Please respect copyright.PENANAqcM2vUC8AB
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.505Please respect copyright.PENANAn2OdJGgNOi
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.505Please respect copyright.PENANAQz0Ol0ZChO
favourite soda? - sprite.505Please respect copyright.PENANARwROEm2l6R
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.505Please respect copyright.PENANAyWZjMCu2pB
can you swim? - yes, wtf?505Please respect copyright.PENANAjbE918S0sy
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.505Please respect copyright.PENANAJWBDSt7WKB
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.505Please respect copyright.PENANAASQCpdjnqt
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.505Please respect copyright.PENANAMTPoO1GIOD
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.505Please respect copyright.PENANAK48OGkL3cH
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*505Please respect copyright.PENANAhGJ2XVOnB7
apple or andriod? - apple.505Please respect copyright.PENANA2FNJNr5GUC
best dessert? - mochi.505Please respect copyright.PENANAyyKppt9e3a
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have you ever:505Please respect copyright.PENANAiGJ3mFjWdL
1. skipped class? - yes.505Please respect copyright.PENANAb03NNDZfjf
2. done drugs? - no.505Please respect copyright.PENANAEiPYlohG5r
3. self-harmed? - yes.505Please respect copyright.PENANAMWPTGFP5Iw
4. drank? - no.505Please respect copyright.PENANAgZIhnvEV8e
5. shoplifted? - yes.505Please respect copyright.PENANA9V8LnE56Em
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.505Please respect copyright.PENANAyxwUVcWXpN
7. broken up with someone? - yes.505Please respect copyright.PENANAJpOKDr3iXx
what's your favourite:505Please respect copyright.PENANAUmk8ZsdKoV
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.505Please respect copyright.PENANAC55WlpYfGj
9. movie? - break the silence.505Please respect copyright.PENANAIjrmUvtqD0
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.505Please respect copyright.PENANATI6zQrLbOg
11. artist? - bts.505Please respect copyright.PENANAu6PXS6ol4R
12. singer or band? - bts.505Please respect copyright.PENANAQFWMfsUbvh
13. memory? - idk.505Please respect copyright.PENANAhWw3tSuVXa
14. book? - the cruel prince.505Please respect copyright.PENANAoCSzHt1odX
this or that:505Please respect copyright.PENANAfXJhBLhZwi
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.505Please respect copyright.PENANAfZ3w1o5X73
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.505Please respect copyright.PENANAvqp9qf5MBj
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.505Please respect copyright.PENANAiO6PXIONoa
18. movies or books? - idk.505Please respect copyright.PENANAh8PpzKzU2x
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.505Please respect copyright.PENANAzbdLs7Zy1J
20. blind of deaf? - blind.505Please respect copyright.PENANA621mJOhW2u
21. tea or coffee? - neither.505Please respect copyright.PENANAOZ4VvA8FAB
what's your:505Please respect copyright.PENANACPcSEbc2YZ
22. age? - ninety-one.505Please respect copyright.PENANAWGICKhhTqA
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.505Please respect copyright.PENANAtN6JNSnijl
24. height? - 4'11.505Please respect copyright.PENANAafud26vn28
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.505Please respect copyright.PENANA7mYQmZRPSw
26. shoe size? - seven.505Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0AoF2OVYR
27. religion? - i'm not religious.505Please respect copyright.PENANA51eKE281NH
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.505Please respect copyright.PENANA5ub3eoFagX
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...505Please respect copyright.PENANAQn6LxbcWoj
30. second chances? - it depends.505Please respect copyright.PENANAIt5B5BOAwK
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.505Please respect copyright.PENANAbGf65kXYlM
32. abortion? - ew.505Please respect copyright.PENANAFYH9CCg94m
33. a death penalty? - ew.505Please respect copyright.PENANA7j48PXKlH8
34. marijuana? - i likes that.505Please respect copyright.PENANAceC9f3aHfN
35. love? - what's love?505Please respect copyright.PENANAqeOEq6rQZ4
do you:505Please respect copyright.PENANAcMSCeM88UM
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.505Please respect copyright.PENANAzQhEWWwpNT
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3505Please respect copyright.PENANAQL2NGaRLKw