
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory601Please respect copyright.PENANAsybv4KM8qq
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 601Please respect copyright.PENANAO19uNQ7dog
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.601Please respect copyright.PENANAu5AUU0iU2t
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?601Please respect copyright.PENANAABoVNwF7QU
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.601Please respect copyright.PENANAs0BGZ6uY1T
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.601Please respect copyright.PENANAkpFvJfszU9
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.601Please respect copyright.PENANAOjm1e0oHmX
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.601Please respect copyright.PENANAGeZwdABXsg
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?601Please respect copyright.PENANA07kEmOKP9S
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.601Please respect copyright.PENANArlzxDKOkrx
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.601Please respect copyright.PENANAH0cRB7J8vS
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.601Please respect copyright.PENANALzJOGhB4mp
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 601Please respect copyright.PENANAoNrsbhZnbi
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.601Please respect copyright.PENANANDDTfbHmfs
girl bestie? - coco <3601Please respect copyright.PENANAoYAJFPoAA6
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.601Please respect copyright.PENANAXSOKci3ah9
age? - seven years old.601Please respect copyright.PENANAo7MymlBb5C
last person i texted? - idfk.601Please respect copyright.PENANAujUjIdR2id
last person i called? - probably my little brother.601Please respect copyright.PENANAACFsV0gpF1
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?601Please respect copyright.PENANA1AnzPuTevM
random fact? - i like food.601Please respect copyright.PENANAt05PWTWsab
single or taken? - big, fat taken.601Please respect copyright.PENANAGoLhOFjeDG
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.601Please respect copyright.PENANABXgIpGz10F
first kiss? - bitch wtf?601Please respect copyright.PENANAxWoOd7sswX
ever smoked? - nope.601Please respect copyright.PENANAbyfSjtpU1W
ever done drugs? - nope~601Please respect copyright.PENANAGwzRc2fr3N
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.601Please respect copyright.PENANAcPoCFo9ZDg
longest relationship? - five and a half months.601Please respect copyright.PENANATSFdhHDCIo
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.601Please respect copyright.PENANArduTcfq7Zm
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.601Please respect copyright.PENANAXT8clu5yLc
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.601Please respect copyright.PENANAAfKgSHDuxi
obsession? - kpop.601Please respect copyright.PENANAU0bdqJqvC9
do you give second chances? - that depends.601Please respect copyright.PENANAwEWcTwAkLh
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?601Please respect copyright.PENANAI1e7JzihvK
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.601Please respect copyright.PENANA0xZoFsUqmU
day or night? - idk.601Please respect copyright.PENANAj10dcApDLh
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.601Please respect copyright.PENANAdV7V3rc5Wl
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.601Please respect copyright.PENANAipmfZqTFgH
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.601Please respect copyright.PENANAFURTPNWDIm
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.601Please respect copyright.PENANA4BL4gtdHrX
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.601Please respect copyright.PENANAwy0q7FkwI4
favourite movie(s)? - idk.601Please respect copyright.PENANAPpEfPG78Mu
current mood? - bored and tired.601Please respect copyright.PENANAVRkF9Og5y0
jealous of? - a lot of things.601Please respect copyright.PENANATG3aUK5bks
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.601Please respect copyright.PENANAtrlOt0qmgM
pets? - two dogs.601Please respect copyright.PENANAqF4cnreHZE
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.601Please respect copyright.PENANADNfVZruWfh
favourite number? - seven.601Please respect copyright.PENANA18slYHdLZ2
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.601Please respect copyright.PENANA3wjF63sUH0
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.601Please respect copyright.PENANAsA1biNYXIt
afraid of the dark? - yes.601Please respect copyright.PENANAHEIFPnUSft
one wish? - to be happy for real.601Please respect copyright.PENANAsxmWMQsSL9
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?601Please respect copyright.PENANAXjJEa2k4Nt
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.601Please respect copyright.PENANA5eOVhxYS4Q
age? - i'm still seven years old.601Please respect copyright.PENANAuiw0cB6IJK
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.601Please respect copyright.PENANALYckAo3GNI
something you hate about yourself? - my body.601Please respect copyright.PENANA3eTseDivpQ
something you like about yourself? - idk.601Please respect copyright.PENANAEYBFpOP9SK
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.601Please respect copyright.PENANAYD8YkvloNR
favourite band? - bts.601Please respect copyright.PENANAwuKJbjJppc
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!601Please respect copyright.PENANAIp596tMq5m
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.601Please respect copyright.PENANA3GkCEW2MKC
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.601Please respect copyright.PENANAb6vOL192vD
girl crush? - emmi.601Please respect copyright.PENANAL692Ul9ZeN
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.601Please respect copyright.PENANASm7Jo9DnEU
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^601Please respect copyright.PENANAj0gnKaR9i5
talents? - singing.601Please respect copyright.PENANANvfcn1P6xM
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.601Please respect copyright.PENANAFNisu7J36F
someone i love? - emmi.601Please respect copyright.PENANAp2NGECyx7m
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.601Please respect copyright.PENANAXtJ20o1NZs
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.601Please respect copyright.PENANAXUhNmhhAyG
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.601Please respect copyright.PENANATETrFNKSGv
favourite animal? - dogs.601Please respect copyright.PENANA7VNSUVGDly
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 601Please respect copyright.PENANAdQxXaP4hI3
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.601Please respect copyright.PENANAbBbu6UsndE
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.601Please respect copyright.PENANAzbAETUKKSk
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.601Please respect copyright.PENANAT9JpkZSCwz
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.601Please respect copyright.PENANAI9gaOf6DF8
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 601Please respect copyright.PENANAJpghtsdbyI
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.601Please respect copyright.PENANAFQ0RdCCWae
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.601Please respect copyright.PENANAdkQdH3KsTC
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.601Please respect copyright.PENANAbsMSMt7iV3
country? - i don't live on earth. 601Please respect copyright.PENANA2LJtS6UNYO
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.601Please respect copyright.PENANAGHNf3ANSBX
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.601Please respect copyright.PENANAViG3wLj6bN
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.601Please respect copyright.PENANA1Ztp6iKwUd
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.601Please respect copyright.PENANArRlz5Qqddz
country with your favourite accent? - australia.601Please respect copyright.PENANAg0aRaImIa8
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.601Please respect copyright.PENANAS69TaEUul1
dog or cat person? - both.601Please respect copyright.PENANA1K8oBTfMWH
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.601Please respect copyright.PENANAavEscDSGcx
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.601Please respect copyright.PENANA5MS1tPsJHK
do you belive in God? - idk.601Please respect copyright.PENANAjJDG5QoO5y
single or taken? - taken.601Please respect copyright.PENANA7zymEHpraR
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*601Please respect copyright.PENANACfE46JfWdj
birthday year? - 1930.601Please respect copyright.PENANARTaMJ25Fd0
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.601Please respect copyright.PENANAleClziIfmL
age? - what's that?601Please respect copyright.PENANAESAjtpzlYd
enthinicity? - african american.601Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZmoD4n6oS
tea or coffee? - neither.601Please respect copyright.PENANAxw3rRgw7FM
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.601Please respect copyright.PENANA6qhZhGwt40
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*601Please respect copyright.PENANAgtLMuhCdnC
favourite food? - ice cream.601Please respect copyright.PENANACLMCLqsQ0g
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 601Please respect copyright.PENANAQgPYcMKhy3
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.601Please respect copyright.PENANAETvtadEwf1
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.601Please respect copyright.PENANATvnpWlcxwq
favourite soda? - sprite.601Please respect copyright.PENANAGesXgGMubQ
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.601Please respect copyright.PENANAN6ory1N1Ej
can you swim? - yes, wtf?601Please respect copyright.PENANA1J5cp62hU3
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.601Please respect copyright.PENANAy0W4LFmfEk
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.601Please respect copyright.PENANA2ig1EfGPxc
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.601Please respect copyright.PENANAltmh40HwX3
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.601Please respect copyright.PENANADCz4G8ggFc
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*601Please respect copyright.PENANAkvHNGzMcSW
apple or andriod? - apple.601Please respect copyright.PENANA94MeFzxe0N
best dessert? - mochi.601Please respect copyright.PENANA67qB2na3vY
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have you ever:601Please respect copyright.PENANAL624d7d2HH
1. skipped class? - yes.601Please respect copyright.PENANAnLNGJCzHJH
2. done drugs? - no.601Please respect copyright.PENANAqhG4WBGDGD
3. self-harmed? - yes.601Please respect copyright.PENANA6NW3qgQTHN
4. drank? - no.601Please respect copyright.PENANAo5t2l7qH9Y
5. shoplifted? - yes.601Please respect copyright.PENANAjnloc47Zdk
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.601Please respect copyright.PENANAkhaH9pQJrH
7. broken up with someone? - yes.601Please respect copyright.PENANAmv6A5veZFT
what's your favourite:601Please respect copyright.PENANACNAfTumAdM
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.601Please respect copyright.PENANAjPxqpWYzRF
9. movie? - break the silence.601Please respect copyright.PENANAv6htCLLAVo
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.601Please respect copyright.PENANAGvMxvq5y96
11. artist? - bts.601Please respect copyright.PENANA8psF1CP2dC
12. singer or band? - bts.601Please respect copyright.PENANA3x20ZPIM47
13. memory? - idk.601Please respect copyright.PENANAt7uGbYOZyP
14. book? - the cruel prince.601Please respect copyright.PENANA5yueVNyuho
this or that:601Please respect copyright.PENANAiJsBTIvKKv
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.601Please respect copyright.PENANA1TFPV6xK5i
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.601Please respect copyright.PENANACuJAa0WGzE
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.601Please respect copyright.PENANAO2ywkCZmdx
18. movies or books? - idk.601Please respect copyright.PENANAKVQeZn599v
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.601Please respect copyright.PENANA3DnTgPN1SG
20. blind of deaf? - blind.601Please respect copyright.PENANAEwAZI6Rf9n
21. tea or coffee? - neither.601Please respect copyright.PENANAnoxYFbkVgc
what's your:601Please respect copyright.PENANAg8rPVFMPZp
22. age? - ninety-one.601Please respect copyright.PENANA8SIYPuU79F
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.601Please respect copyright.PENANANYl8pWRdO9
24. height? - 4'11.601Please respect copyright.PENANAdp2QR21tSO
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.601Please respect copyright.PENANAYffQuBvuIQ
26. shoe size? - seven.601Please respect copyright.PENANARGBY0DrnRs
27. religion? - i'm not religious.601Please respect copyright.PENANATWh3t10net
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.601Please respect copyright.PENANACpdXRuEkBo
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...601Please respect copyright.PENANAlecn4umVVP
30. second chances? - it depends.601Please respect copyright.PENANAjUz1Vw0EFJ
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.601Please respect copyright.PENANAlRYAofpxFd
32. abortion? - ew.601Please respect copyright.PENANA3CdWPuw4lE
33. a death penalty? - ew.601Please respect copyright.PENANAIx1GatO1zp
34. marijuana? - i likes that.601Please respect copyright.PENANAug2WCFOyT1
35. love? - what's love?601Please respect copyright.PENANAAz0zpSSjqp
do you:601Please respect copyright.PENANAcl248WndTX
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.601Please respect copyright.PENANA9K6eOtXSN9
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3601Please respect copyright.PENANAbbXkQWmfjy