
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory449Please respect copyright.PENANAV3lQ9hnILC
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 449Please respect copyright.PENANANDsalsqcUs
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.449Please respect copyright.PENANA0x0tqlwxK4
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?449Please respect copyright.PENANAgK0RFPSeuj
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.449Please respect copyright.PENANAzhVSqDAANl
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.449Please respect copyright.PENANA7X9x1Rw0IN
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.449Please respect copyright.PENANAC87XfVa1qA
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.449Please respect copyright.PENANAQUFWxoXX97
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?449Please respect copyright.PENANAaFffELkjij
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.449Please respect copyright.PENANAhSc2tOc0yU
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.449Please respect copyright.PENANAaHS4DYHQGb
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.449Please respect copyright.PENANAUiK1a85L8C
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 449Please respect copyright.PENANAOAiQAEHIML
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.449Please respect copyright.PENANAYyqBZdYb4j
girl bestie? - coco <3449Please respect copyright.PENANAL3xio3QHGJ
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.449Please respect copyright.PENANAuCNVLqvYh1
age? - seven years old.449Please respect copyright.PENANACIeQgj4uAZ
last person i texted? - idfk.449Please respect copyright.PENANAvNdNnOi6dp
last person i called? - probably my little brother.449Please respect copyright.PENANABLA6Ixpw7o
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?449Please respect copyright.PENANAjIUojiKNYJ
random fact? - i like food.449Please respect copyright.PENANAitJXfd9lGE
single or taken? - big, fat taken.449Please respect copyright.PENANAWvv8hHT1ys
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.449Please respect copyright.PENANAkTDv7LYkaB
first kiss? - bitch wtf?449Please respect copyright.PENANA1kDhsPfJkB
ever smoked? - nope.449Please respect copyright.PENANAwQiIXrRW5R
ever done drugs? - nope~449Please respect copyright.PENANADky83j7MM3
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.449Please respect copyright.PENANAV2GHXYp7UG
longest relationship? - five and a half months.449Please respect copyright.PENANAPVDn30h5AP
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.449Please respect copyright.PENANAA7DGfgfXlE
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.449Please respect copyright.PENANAIYaVfcroWN
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.449Please respect copyright.PENANA0HGIH7MdMK
obsession? - kpop.449Please respect copyright.PENANArN13u2y0ec
do you give second chances? - that depends.449Please respect copyright.PENANAXMogvutLV4
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?449Please respect copyright.PENANAN3h0zh8xUO
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.449Please respect copyright.PENANAlAU2hKEtot
day or night? - idk.449Please respect copyright.PENANAhAEHFBHhFh
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.449Please respect copyright.PENANAgjHgqtJ0hz
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.449Please respect copyright.PENANAPieYgR4J10
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.449Please respect copyright.PENANAZDzgOOIgAQ
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.449Please respect copyright.PENANAqTGvV5h8Mz
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.449Please respect copyright.PENANAkBWubrTKwd
favourite movie(s)? - idk.449Please respect copyright.PENANAIWOkXDxaOH
current mood? - bored and tired.449Please respect copyright.PENANABTepiILjRF
jealous of? - a lot of things.449Please respect copyright.PENANAJsxllBW8BC
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.449Please respect copyright.PENANAT3GKA6zrCS
pets? - two dogs.449Please respect copyright.PENANARnylZkmyrV
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.449Please respect copyright.PENANAu8uwMzAXyj
favourite number? - seven.449Please respect copyright.PENANA90f2L3X1bm
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.449Please respect copyright.PENANA2L1WS8fg6C
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.449Please respect copyright.PENANAti300vI97u
afraid of the dark? - yes.449Please respect copyright.PENANAC2ynakIpUC
one wish? - to be happy for real.449Please respect copyright.PENANATir120oQFV
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?449Please respect copyright.PENANAdLiKmQaVSR
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.449Please respect copyright.PENANAPB8yEQsBkE
age? - i'm still seven years old.449Please respect copyright.PENANARk1tC5kgKT
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.449Please respect copyright.PENANAhLePpNfreC
something you hate about yourself? - my body.449Please respect copyright.PENANAwYzQNr9ndx
something you like about yourself? - idk.449Please respect copyright.PENANA1EKvhUSy0f
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.449Please respect copyright.PENANAcVcSrOTI43
favourite band? - bts.449Please respect copyright.PENANAgZPFL08Hh6
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!449Please respect copyright.PENANAiRGYEyu8hr
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.449Please respect copyright.PENANAeIFSeFeryX
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.449Please respect copyright.PENANAO04JBaMu1y
girl crush? - emmi.449Please respect copyright.PENANAjHqNQTEMsF
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.449Please respect copyright.PENANAq3a0jeC7gs
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^449Please respect copyright.PENANAus3MqoAiwG
talents? - singing.449Please respect copyright.PENANA2dUXk4n0md
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.449Please respect copyright.PENANAP3VgwQWTO0
someone i love? - emmi.449Please respect copyright.PENANADbxgHuoV5h
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.449Please respect copyright.PENANAE5TpIh020C
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.449Please respect copyright.PENANAKnTkgJ1o3j
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.449Please respect copyright.PENANAFULiwt0Bvt
favourite animal? - dogs.449Please respect copyright.PENANAc5cAupfFrL
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 449Please respect copyright.PENANASv3o97fYCt
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.449Please respect copyright.PENANAgMiLJ0M8bs
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.449Please respect copyright.PENANA7vrzak0JOG
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.449Please respect copyright.PENANAq8GTO92Prz
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.449Please respect copyright.PENANA03N1dag5QJ
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 449Please respect copyright.PENANAtXjsY6SZN9
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.449Please respect copyright.PENANAQxMcTnp00v
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.449Please respect copyright.PENANAEdZnimXdJf
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.449Please respect copyright.PENANAaV0tKVLQGV
country? - i don't live on earth. 449Please respect copyright.PENANAwom0MC1ap1
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.449Please respect copyright.PENANASwL3GZCtOq
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.449Please respect copyright.PENANA5qTnyEBEqO
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.449Please respect copyright.PENANAkmUM66XofW
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.449Please respect copyright.PENANAEdUFhWHJfC
country with your favourite accent? - australia.449Please respect copyright.PENANA7iEEZmWJD5
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.449Please respect copyright.PENANA4O9uHxEV0h
dog or cat person? - both.449Please respect copyright.PENANAWObvJC2mAt
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.449Please respect copyright.PENANA2biHjniCoc
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.449Please respect copyright.PENANARZMCPeKQoA
do you belive in God? - idk.449Please respect copyright.PENANApPHJrpPv9G
single or taken? - taken.449Please respect copyright.PENANAo0ySf9Xzig
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*449Please respect copyright.PENANAlO9htoMNNZ
birthday year? - 1930.449Please respect copyright.PENANABCvIP807X4
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.449Please respect copyright.PENANAD8LbqnhlQ4
age? - what's that?449Please respect copyright.PENANAMMvfh5xQrG
enthinicity? - african american.449Please respect copyright.PENANAuPCz3b0qGs
tea or coffee? - neither.449Please respect copyright.PENANALnHmTSQGqS
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.449Please respect copyright.PENANAE49BHqB069
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*449Please respect copyright.PENANAlaEHgZxddM
favourite food? - ice cream.449Please respect copyright.PENANAvhK6FKrKbU
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 449Please respect copyright.PENANAHEDGfNnuse
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.449Please respect copyright.PENANAeSS32tqv7f
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.449Please respect copyright.PENANAxJn8UVvNCx
favourite soda? - sprite.449Please respect copyright.PENANA633mjfO6p5
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.449Please respect copyright.PENANAerekA4Leo5
can you swim? - yes, wtf?449Please respect copyright.PENANAujuQpR20h9
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.449Please respect copyright.PENANANy6nQ5MNwl
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.449Please respect copyright.PENANAJwVnjfetMC
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.449Please respect copyright.PENANAqInx1SzD2z
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.449Please respect copyright.PENANAB7ubcnBOOv
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*449Please respect copyright.PENANA3jIbD6x1vo
apple or andriod? - apple.449Please respect copyright.PENANAq9ko1qL5tV
best dessert? - mochi.449Please respect copyright.PENANAer1IK8U237
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have you ever:449Please respect copyright.PENANAp3BecAuP4Y
1. skipped class? - yes.449Please respect copyright.PENANAIESYugMalc
2. done drugs? - no.449Please respect copyright.PENANAoiucmEcrjw
3. self-harmed? - yes.449Please respect copyright.PENANAR0OUlON6kB
4. drank? - no.449Please respect copyright.PENANAIFNBjJsWYj
5. shoplifted? - yes.449Please respect copyright.PENANAQtp1wD2T9A
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.449Please respect copyright.PENANArefkIfHdP3
7. broken up with someone? - yes.449Please respect copyright.PENANAC9JOWZK8mX
what's your favourite:449Please respect copyright.PENANABMkcAPHSBa
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.449Please respect copyright.PENANAq2lCjxUsAX
9. movie? - break the silence.449Please respect copyright.PENANAHG3UT3zd05
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.449Please respect copyright.PENANApuvf8Cl91E
11. artist? - bts.449Please respect copyright.PENANAOnNVGb5qKQ
12. singer or band? - bts.449Please respect copyright.PENANA7F0WTuwWIH
13. memory? - idk.449Please respect copyright.PENANA2tZ2CKLCCZ
14. book? - the cruel prince.449Please respect copyright.PENANA2JBJGDsC0t
this or that:449Please respect copyright.PENANAQQ0A8zuwn9
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.449Please respect copyright.PENANA4WUaoaNEl9
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.449Please respect copyright.PENANA3qHH2n0fgC
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.449Please respect copyright.PENANA71g3Qv5DDm
18. movies or books? - idk.449Please respect copyright.PENANAERWGXekhN6
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.449Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3j5wSNibG
20. blind of deaf? - blind.449Please respect copyright.PENANAKGHrVWTddC
21. tea or coffee? - neither.449Please respect copyright.PENANAXVO2uq857m
what's your:449Please respect copyright.PENANAKFDP0yfp3q
22. age? - ninety-one.449Please respect copyright.PENANAIH6JktWSIm
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.449Please respect copyright.PENANATZqpyk7erW
24. height? - 4'11.449Please respect copyright.PENANAaA8BNVcyp3
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.449Please respect copyright.PENANAtJStsGvsSz
26. shoe size? - seven.449Please respect copyright.PENANAVZmgyMDWe4
27. religion? - i'm not religious.449Please respect copyright.PENANAPC59eTestN
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.449Please respect copyright.PENANAfk1lE9JD4p
opinion on: 449Please respect copyright.PENANAPv4sriIYjG
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...449Please respect copyright.PENANAxBWIQbmg1J
30. second chances? - it depends.449Please respect copyright.PENANAyieajCrY53
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.449Please respect copyright.PENANASyaEALrwJX
32. abortion? - ew.449Please respect copyright.PENANAdxSoPDjQYm
33. a death penalty? - ew.449Please respect copyright.PENANAeWwRiqmas6
34. marijuana? - i likes that.449Please respect copyright.PENANA9bxf5oHw8z
35. love? - what's love?449Please respect copyright.PENANAwnbgFDTuAd
do you:449Please respect copyright.PENANApjtbmetFcs
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.449Please respect copyright.PENANARlRyCdcyPC
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3449Please respect copyright.PENANAoWNQEIVXbP