
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory544Please respect copyright.PENANAvMu7pzKjpZ
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 544Please respect copyright.PENANAYeFvnn8Iya
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.544Please respect copyright.PENANAG8nL8UfnZn
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?544Please respect copyright.PENANAW4pLTqdKZd
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.544Please respect copyright.PENANAvX1IAKgUwn
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.544Please respect copyright.PENANAcaIPp4p5oF
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.544Please respect copyright.PENANATDevj0QLnv
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.544Please respect copyright.PENANAVzlAD7zzr9
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?544Please respect copyright.PENANA5v4ST1ElU7
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.544Please respect copyright.PENANANwXYsZC9MO
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.544Please respect copyright.PENANAgnM0ObiykN
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.544Please respect copyright.PENANAhiVAvnMj0R
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 544Please respect copyright.PENANAk7K8dTb7Jy
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.544Please respect copyright.PENANAENV46KslLi
girl bestie? - coco <3544Please respect copyright.PENANASHtneHxNb7
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.544Please respect copyright.PENANAocia0QPMAw
age? - seven years old.544Please respect copyright.PENANALsNnjb0SxL
last person i texted? - idfk.544Please respect copyright.PENANAfs5ky7qEyp
last person i called? - probably my little brother.544Please respect copyright.PENANALcoEOGIvkp
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?544Please respect copyright.PENANArLSCHL7rNJ
random fact? - i like food.544Please respect copyright.PENANAIndqcvw6PO
single or taken? - big, fat taken.544Please respect copyright.PENANAC0J5JUZ0nL
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.544Please respect copyright.PENANATdyAUUFzUS
first kiss? - bitch wtf?544Please respect copyright.PENANAyBTXqpD93M
ever smoked? - nope.544Please respect copyright.PENANA3qpz8V9NjH
ever done drugs? - nope~544Please respect copyright.PENANAi5ISUte5TV
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.544Please respect copyright.PENANAqa2wAivoBo
longest relationship? - five and a half months.544Please respect copyright.PENANAAz0bEJmwv1
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.544Please respect copyright.PENANAPRMUO3VPP8
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.544Please respect copyright.PENANABWbiJq6sOV
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.544Please respect copyright.PENANAR4qwtxQOtx
obsession? - kpop.544Please respect copyright.PENANAt1YCqYiNVI
do you give second chances? - that depends.544Please respect copyright.PENANAbknDaZfIPv
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?544Please respect copyright.PENANAy4FyptM9rD
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.544Please respect copyright.PENANA4HfIlsRIKD
day or night? - idk.544Please respect copyright.PENANALOqDoJh20q
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.544Please respect copyright.PENANAQWFekdJEur
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.544Please respect copyright.PENANAZEGCJi6v0m
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.544Please respect copyright.PENANAFtNBjUCzyx
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.544Please respect copyright.PENANAd525GD0iwi
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.544Please respect copyright.PENANA0h32aJrSSS
favourite movie(s)? - idk.544Please respect copyright.PENANAisX6tKpMj7
current mood? - bored and tired.544Please respect copyright.PENANANwIvNuY0Ea
jealous of? - a lot of things.544Please respect copyright.PENANAH06owJWiop
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.544Please respect copyright.PENANAFaOboCVyDz
pets? - two dogs.544Please respect copyright.PENANA8Z3yV8e1WD
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.544Please respect copyright.PENANAsY3dvVZzYi
favourite number? - seven.544Please respect copyright.PENANAYdqhNVWcj3
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.544Please respect copyright.PENANA64jIxmwrmQ
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.544Please respect copyright.PENANASlKuhXtZEo
afraid of the dark? - yes.544Please respect copyright.PENANAiJXSsOSia8
one wish? - to be happy for real.544Please respect copyright.PENANAf8kzWTmaHT
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?544Please respect copyright.PENANAdYXiVQjhwj
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.544Please respect copyright.PENANAgPAhhedmVK
age? - i'm still seven years old.544Please respect copyright.PENANAb9TIS9SPdu
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.544Please respect copyright.PENANALFsKJEwpBS
something you hate about yourself? - my body.544Please respect copyright.PENANA1Drw8DzcVN
something you like about yourself? - idk.544Please respect copyright.PENANAyi2Dior7zW
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.544Please respect copyright.PENANANsOxzjYywy
favourite band? - bts.544Please respect copyright.PENANAHps5SqKClP
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!544Please respect copyright.PENANAt8vtwXsNKh
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.544Please respect copyright.PENANAgMMlvvKGL9
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.544Please respect copyright.PENANAwupByUT5XV
girl crush? - emmi.544Please respect copyright.PENANAsTiQJjEbT8
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.544Please respect copyright.PENANAIbQCgEBe0K
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^544Please respect copyright.PENANAnxQUUHXZvB
talents? - singing.544Please respect copyright.PENANAZvW84camoL
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.544Please respect copyright.PENANAn9eveJfITC
someone i love? - emmi.544Please respect copyright.PENANAQMVZIQL7n2
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.544Please respect copyright.PENANAc8JRBiFT8J
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.544Please respect copyright.PENANAc7I2iXi5Yx
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.544Please respect copyright.PENANA8xY2FsjlYj
favourite animal? - dogs.544Please respect copyright.PENANAZnoePAwNKr
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 544Please respect copyright.PENANANHBFvstQF2
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.544Please respect copyright.PENANAqjc6sihgYg
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.544Please respect copyright.PENANAKH97Kl6HGX
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.544Please respect copyright.PENANAXqtpipiuw8
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.544Please respect copyright.PENANAY9p7pnG4K0
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 544Please respect copyright.PENANA9VWQrxl35M
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.544Please respect copyright.PENANAdDD2T3WqWg
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.544Please respect copyright.PENANAs2levmjg1q
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.544Please respect copyright.PENANA2Icl8Ptxwj
country? - i don't live on earth. 544Please respect copyright.PENANAoHQIP5La2P
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.544Please respect copyright.PENANAJqJwCvAUcu
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.544Please respect copyright.PENANAy5X3Stn8Ow
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.544Please respect copyright.PENANAfbmtuzInl3
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.544Please respect copyright.PENANAGz23gjpaVV
country with your favourite accent? - australia.544Please respect copyright.PENANAlodRxX8895
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.544Please respect copyright.PENANAzTBw7dqGnp
dog or cat person? - both.544Please respect copyright.PENANAco858s3GuI
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.544Please respect copyright.PENANAlVBRnCLQkt
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.544Please respect copyright.PENANAqZdqDsgd0W
do you belive in God? - idk.544Please respect copyright.PENANAGaoou3ED7x
single or taken? - taken.544Please respect copyright.PENANA7j1ZFuV9r5
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*544Please respect copyright.PENANA1pz1LRSyDJ
birthday year? - 1930.544Please respect copyright.PENANAkfZFsdVIiG
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.544Please respect copyright.PENANAh56BQ0w4Pg
age? - what's that?544Please respect copyright.PENANAyyzLqE0CCX
enthinicity? - african american.544Please respect copyright.PENANALkMfb0hi58
tea or coffee? - neither.544Please respect copyright.PENANArdfFygPg0P
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.544Please respect copyright.PENANAHPi1cJ6Ztr
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*544Please respect copyright.PENANA8jcSFTLskU
favourite food? - ice cream.544Please respect copyright.PENANA60otaZwWRX
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 544Please respect copyright.PENANAQWef67AHnX
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.544Please respect copyright.PENANAvAKPeZqp8X
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.544Please respect copyright.PENANAG5oClNgPfA
favourite soda? - sprite.544Please respect copyright.PENANAYUGYIhOkri
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.544Please respect copyright.PENANADCZ0VlKkQW
can you swim? - yes, wtf?544Please respect copyright.PENANAdiNVGB9KTM
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.544Please respect copyright.PENANAPNRiTYzD79
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.544Please respect copyright.PENANApQ8OdMkWgO
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.544Please respect copyright.PENANAvIke3QUhFE
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.544Please respect copyright.PENANACnH4pPdCLj
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*544Please respect copyright.PENANArVq1ZAsZ7m
apple or andriod? - apple.544Please respect copyright.PENANA1kFaWnrEeX
best dessert? - mochi.544Please respect copyright.PENANAXDw9Z6yhqz
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have you ever:544Please respect copyright.PENANA4YCBTiV4F3
1. skipped class? - yes.544Please respect copyright.PENANAwrLI7i8pQe
2. done drugs? - no.544Please respect copyright.PENANAGeUyJ8dgBD
3. self-harmed? - yes.544Please respect copyright.PENANA1BabZ8NlxQ
4. drank? - no.544Please respect copyright.PENANAW4dSvBJrc7
5. shoplifted? - yes.544Please respect copyright.PENANA9kWo7lWIdY
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.544Please respect copyright.PENANAmP6wOxKtID
7. broken up with someone? - yes.544Please respect copyright.PENANANewIut0oxn
what's your favourite:544Please respect copyright.PENANAuLNqyU2u3n
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.544Please respect copyright.PENANA866HABReGf
9. movie? - break the silence.544Please respect copyright.PENANAEFhdZMIe3i
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.544Please respect copyright.PENANAS4Dv38vg2z
11. artist? - bts.544Please respect copyright.PENANA30oSEQChze
12. singer or band? - bts.544Please respect copyright.PENANArkDhaWW7nE
13. memory? - idk.544Please respect copyright.PENANANPdtc3cxim
14. book? - the cruel prince.544Please respect copyright.PENANAFaocgzBbaf
this or that:544Please respect copyright.PENANAhIcHwO9m9l
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.544Please respect copyright.PENANAgpfrsukNHm
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.544Please respect copyright.PENANAEh00nqa15G
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.544Please respect copyright.PENANAzpz7qlG1D9
18. movies or books? - idk.544Please respect copyright.PENANAli7WAEnJB1
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.544Please respect copyright.PENANAaKSJ0bj3MU
20. blind of deaf? - blind.544Please respect copyright.PENANAa3IkX2pMVK
21. tea or coffee? - neither.544Please respect copyright.PENANAso7Otpbecg
what's your:544Please respect copyright.PENANARZqh9vdJIf
22. age? - ninety-one.544Please respect copyright.PENANAFzwLHTv2Cw
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.544Please respect copyright.PENANAGyUgyX46Ro
24. height? - 4'11.544Please respect copyright.PENANAQLXb8KwCVv
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.544Please respect copyright.PENANAbthmszmOET
26. shoe size? - seven.544Please respect copyright.PENANALtiliQBjIp
27. religion? - i'm not religious.544Please respect copyright.PENANAtKwkmSqted
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.544Please respect copyright.PENANAVCOT8jYZ4d
opinion on: 544Please respect copyright.PENANA78YNr8SlbM
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...544Please respect copyright.PENANAFjhCsg52KX
30. second chances? - it depends.544Please respect copyright.PENANAaAekZKQhWG
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.544Please respect copyright.PENANAUIwBdVSOZA
32. abortion? - ew.544Please respect copyright.PENANA8AcMKm7mSf
33. a death penalty? - ew.544Please respect copyright.PENANAnfKHk0Ueu9
34. marijuana? - i likes that.544Please respect copyright.PENANA3slLF00YYt
35. love? - what's love?544Please respect copyright.PENANA9PmHbBE9ve
do you:544Please respect copyright.PENANAtpxm53FhPx
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.544Please respect copyright.PENANAhiRZ9zpwNS
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3544Please respect copyright.PENANAtjlgCXQUPt