
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory573Please respect copyright.PENANA7l5ZpO0q49
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 573Please respect copyright.PENANArqo4irIvyx
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.573Please respect copyright.PENANANQZdsmmnQN
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?573Please respect copyright.PENANAu8pwllN0wb
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.573Please respect copyright.PENANA33e8JLq1AJ
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.573Please respect copyright.PENANAaZDpgn4knz
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.573Please respect copyright.PENANAKW0qua3HBO
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.573Please respect copyright.PENANAwqbrjZO0Ep
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?573Please respect copyright.PENANAvHABdVcNaD
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.573Please respect copyright.PENANAAyLc6cMYCS
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.573Please respect copyright.PENANAlJUaWgMXhT
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.573Please respect copyright.PENANAWAOy4Ld1b4
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 573Please respect copyright.PENANACqp99ukBUY
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.573Please respect copyright.PENANAquqS8Lww1B
girl bestie? - coco <3573Please respect copyright.PENANAZJTIDHHXbx
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.573Please respect copyright.PENANAEkl5V2EZPt
age? - seven years old.573Please respect copyright.PENANAUgIDAd3t38
last person i texted? - idfk.573Please respect copyright.PENANAX650VqYg3d
last person i called? - probably my little brother.573Please respect copyright.PENANAUFPqcDO1sD
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?573Please respect copyright.PENANAhm1F7cjC8Q
random fact? - i like food.573Please respect copyright.PENANAIbQH1Fv7Sb
single or taken? - big, fat taken.573Please respect copyright.PENANANL9c3jLTQh
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.573Please respect copyright.PENANAaHLpUsCIJw
first kiss? - bitch wtf?573Please respect copyright.PENANAOhU22K5DvJ
ever smoked? - nope.573Please respect copyright.PENANAT7VQ1omXLV
ever done drugs? - nope~573Please respect copyright.PENANA4jL57kdpZp
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.573Please respect copyright.PENANA3UgxLj81DI
longest relationship? - five and a half months.573Please respect copyright.PENANA9Pht95Ouax
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.573Please respect copyright.PENANAcuYZ7SuYNB
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.573Please respect copyright.PENANAotSd2tsw7I
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.573Please respect copyright.PENANAnxV7x3TmMF
obsession? - kpop.573Please respect copyright.PENANAp33hGeiw0e
do you give second chances? - that depends.573Please respect copyright.PENANATGaYJgW4Bq
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?573Please respect copyright.PENANA7N3Z7kATRz
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.573Please respect copyright.PENANAwS7kp1DCg6
day or night? - idk.573Please respect copyright.PENANAJnkTWQ0sRY
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.573Please respect copyright.PENANARvBv7i2kPb
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.573Please respect copyright.PENANAryHwe3uOGc
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.573Please respect copyright.PENANAvqveXv0rf7
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.573Please respect copyright.PENANAAuvrERl1rg
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.573Please respect copyright.PENANAXX6xdoJFGc
favourite movie(s)? - idk.573Please respect copyright.PENANACkSd34G9nX
current mood? - bored and tired.573Please respect copyright.PENANAIBzArXCOPv
jealous of? - a lot of things.573Please respect copyright.PENANARRA8roa0iK
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.573Please respect copyright.PENANAr5UOd2TA2e
pets? - two dogs.573Please respect copyright.PENANAthM7dFdYZh
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.573Please respect copyright.PENANAvY4CAR9og3
favourite number? - seven.573Please respect copyright.PENANAfHoIG6SqRE
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.573Please respect copyright.PENANAZvEL37UYKq
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.573Please respect copyright.PENANAg255zDp11k
afraid of the dark? - yes.573Please respect copyright.PENANAhxqo09bZQj
one wish? - to be happy for real.573Please respect copyright.PENANAaBQKwVXg5z
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?573Please respect copyright.PENANAaNS2sB2dVx
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.573Please respect copyright.PENANA1lpQ0jnpgC
age? - i'm still seven years old.573Please respect copyright.PENANA4LkGxOFW3Z
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.573Please respect copyright.PENANAXFXdsWcmLz
something you hate about yourself? - my body.573Please respect copyright.PENANAi6J56kA1g9
something you like about yourself? - idk.573Please respect copyright.PENANAlL4SJ130fT
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.573Please respect copyright.PENANA4m4YpjpwT8
favourite band? - bts.573Please respect copyright.PENANAptlTvoaynO
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!573Please respect copyright.PENANACX64IES3BN
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.573Please respect copyright.PENANAKKJkw4Yyg9
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.573Please respect copyright.PENANArFT5jlt7d9
girl crush? - emmi.573Please respect copyright.PENANAE6yoPizMiy
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.573Please respect copyright.PENANA1ycLSPQN1e
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^573Please respect copyright.PENANAYxwkl9IJWu
talents? - singing.573Please respect copyright.PENANArlMdoNDwLX
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.573Please respect copyright.PENANAYlO8mNMOXQ
someone i love? - emmi.573Please respect copyright.PENANAUVYiBpjpFD
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.573Please respect copyright.PENANAX4XU30it2E
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.573Please respect copyright.PENANAQTvXM5B4kx
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.573Please respect copyright.PENANAaCRhgcwVvy
favourite animal? - dogs.573Please respect copyright.PENANAH8m4ANEJvQ
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 573Please respect copyright.PENANAUDCo2I7nfw
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.573Please respect copyright.PENANACcKY9OrNZP
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.573Please respect copyright.PENANAv2YvqkuhdO
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.573Please respect copyright.PENANAgvSUOq2TCa
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.573Please respect copyright.PENANAfLNXnWQ7bI
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 573Please respect copyright.PENANADBkuymoA3P
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.573Please respect copyright.PENANAAkP42a0CuV
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.573Please respect copyright.PENANArjY3elkPIv
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.573Please respect copyright.PENANA6CDNMI2nUw
country? - i don't live on earth. 573Please respect copyright.PENANAny3hGpTKa4
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.573Please respect copyright.PENANAOXRVK7JRw4
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.573Please respect copyright.PENANAEsElCsvASk
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.573Please respect copyright.PENANAKBOTDZZ0R8
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.573Please respect copyright.PENANAtKwzU61P8a
country with your favourite accent? - australia.573Please respect copyright.PENANAIkk6Ka9qGp
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.573Please respect copyright.PENANAVSq4AcOwiD
dog or cat person? - both.573Please respect copyright.PENANAUWbKkiltM9
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.573Please respect copyright.PENANAdcP02j1wkQ
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.573Please respect copyright.PENANADFUsfEf2iG
do you belive in God? - idk.573Please respect copyright.PENANAKD2gjijeoa
single or taken? - taken.573Please respect copyright.PENANA9PG3qF26pT
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*573Please respect copyright.PENANAdwYH67aEgW
birthday year? - 1930.573Please respect copyright.PENANAVHU8m7Favr
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.573Please respect copyright.PENANAzHJGsAmKFZ
age? - what's that?573Please respect copyright.PENANAhsm9LknEn2
enthinicity? - african american.573Please respect copyright.PENANA4U9OsIKgxH
tea or coffee? - neither.573Please respect copyright.PENANAvgU9jphkr1
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.573Please respect copyright.PENANAqY6FYrGMbL
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*573Please respect copyright.PENANABf4NFaYPrs
favourite food? - ice cream.573Please respect copyright.PENANAONS9a8eWNV
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 573Please respect copyright.PENANAujpXcWDx0s
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.573Please respect copyright.PENANA6rtdidWLFf
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.573Please respect copyright.PENANA8w9gNrW2BO
favourite soda? - sprite.573Please respect copyright.PENANAHpqx0ZpUW8
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.573Please respect copyright.PENANAz9CwRvdzNX
can you swim? - yes, wtf?573Please respect copyright.PENANAwjJhsJ3bjC
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.573Please respect copyright.PENANAqDz64TKEFZ
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.573Please respect copyright.PENANAEh9ouWxbEZ
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.573Please respect copyright.PENANAXJrMbbz2z0
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.573Please respect copyright.PENANA6pnRf0YSom
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*573Please respect copyright.PENANAN6SwaZpLC4
apple or andriod? - apple.573Please respect copyright.PENANAgPvDBtzliW
best dessert? - mochi.573Please respect copyright.PENANAldRZTBtckF
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have you ever:573Please respect copyright.PENANABH2jvF5Dov
1. skipped class? - yes.573Please respect copyright.PENANANJ5nf86NS4
2. done drugs? - no.573Please respect copyright.PENANAyqqfPMeDCU
3. self-harmed? - yes.573Please respect copyright.PENANATinPs7DHvv
4. drank? - no.573Please respect copyright.PENANA7QGHsjqHLR
5. shoplifted? - yes.573Please respect copyright.PENANAEsKRaxMn9d
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.573Please respect copyright.PENANADleSesi0IT
7. broken up with someone? - yes.573Please respect copyright.PENANArcx1w5Sbdt
what's your favourite:573Please respect copyright.PENANAnOMlftNFT5
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.573Please respect copyright.PENANAd1GThhXtP3
9. movie? - break the silence.573Please respect copyright.PENANAwamdLOsXkf
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.573Please respect copyright.PENANAMcJ9M0h3NA
11. artist? - bts.573Please respect copyright.PENANAnSPnNUm8gk
12. singer or band? - bts.573Please respect copyright.PENANAcGie3pGRAe
13. memory? - idk.573Please respect copyright.PENANAfH0rq6rEqp
14. book? - the cruel prince.573Please respect copyright.PENANAEJxc42fbkA
this or that:573Please respect copyright.PENANAhiIs1Ho17x
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.573Please respect copyright.PENANAG0QCBb1x2t
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.573Please respect copyright.PENANAwjn75EXzIc
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.573Please respect copyright.PENANATbzBtcDpvq
18. movies or books? - idk.573Please respect copyright.PENANAmU0uuHKood
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.573Please respect copyright.PENANAG9nX70cNEj
20. blind of deaf? - blind.573Please respect copyright.PENANAqlSgD4T8b3
21. tea or coffee? - neither.573Please respect copyright.PENANAJgRAy31q0r
what's your:573Please respect copyright.PENANAls8isaxBoI
22. age? - ninety-one.573Please respect copyright.PENANAMqcOSsZfnU
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.573Please respect copyright.PENANAMtMxb2XOnK
24. height? - 4'11.573Please respect copyright.PENANABYXS0OBd0f
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.573Please respect copyright.PENANAQ44DnrGJkG
26. shoe size? - seven.573Please respect copyright.PENANAGTsa6fBVIb
27. religion? - i'm not religious.573Please respect copyright.PENANAQCz3gMFfSi
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.573Please respect copyright.PENANAxS0cRbjPCm
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...573Please respect copyright.PENANAcu6nAtGmfD
30. second chances? - it depends.573Please respect copyright.PENANAzDhyfx1Qd0
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.573Please respect copyright.PENANAUPEqtnW4ud
32. abortion? - ew.573Please respect copyright.PENANAER9c3wTAbw
33. a death penalty? - ew.573Please respect copyright.PENANAwhNoODP5OP
34. marijuana? - i likes that.573Please respect copyright.PENANAd2bSmpMgck
35. love? - what's love?573Please respect copyright.PENANAWpWEVJdzi9
do you:573Please respect copyright.PENANAM8RpCTI0PO
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.573Please respect copyright.PENANACla7C0rLxX
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3573Please respect copyright.PENANABRKwZMLNZm