本文參加2014大逼板的鬼月徵文(西方或東方的神、妖、怪),
這篇當然是西方的活動文XD
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桌上擺著一封已拆開的喜帖,收件人的位置清楚寫著P的名字,然而,此刻的P13Please respect copyright.PENANAxNOsIEuoxx
感到相當苦惱。13Please respect copyright.PENANAEE9ON6eIrA
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並非身為學生收入有限紅色炸彈是目前的他無法承受之重這種層面的問題,而13Please respect copyright.PENANAIwZD5H49Hg
是──不管是新郎還是新娘或他們的家人,他一、個、也、不、認、識。13Please respect copyright.PENANAC0GNN4Zz6z
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準確來說,他知道結婚的那一對是何許人也,實際上新郎和新娘可是名聞遐邇13Please respect copyright.PENANANfuQaXyag8
,不過他們的身分不是讓人很想一探究竟的偶像明星或者什麼傳奇富豪,呃,13Please respect copyright.PENANAQB0oc0tOhK
的確是世界上最有錢的存在之一沒錯啦,倒是教人既好奇又近而遠之的對象吧13Please respect copyright.PENANA7L90Opvu0E
。大概是聽說狐狸娶親那種感覺……說是這樣說,但P「已經」答應要去了。13Please respect copyright.PENANAZ03VA7od88
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「我那時候到底在想什麼啊?」P對於當時自己的衝動非常懊惱,這樣子真的13Please respect copyright.PENANAK31YUF0XQf
沒問題嗎?!他惆悵地陷入回憶之中,回想起那一天……13Please respect copyright.PENANAf5DMstkDyx
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身為沒有參加其他活動或社團的大學生,P以一周為循環過著重複的日子,那天13Please respect copyright.PENANAU76o4M04Rw
也是如此。不過正值夏天嘛,最大的變數莫過於天氣。明明白天還艷陽高照,13Please respect copyright.PENANApba8xxcdSX
一到傍晚就突然地下起傾盆大雨,天色倏地變得灰暗,彷彿陽光一瞬間被什麼13Please respect copyright.PENANAer9Is2sWGD
吞噬了似的。13Please respect copyright.PENANAldp6Dr0oq9
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本來P是和幾個朋友合租,還挺熱鬧的。只是現在大四大家都各忙各的。課少的13Please respect copyright.PENANAxyykUlTOv4
七早八早就回家了,一周待在租屋處的日子屈指可數;有對象的嫌棄這裡電燈泡13Please respect copyright.PENANAwfp6sKt69b
太多,早早就進駐戀人家,租的房間倒像旅館;準備考研或面試的則是窩在圖書13Please respect copyright.PENANADVRVftYF6X
館居多,說是比較有緊張的氣氛,免得在住處一不小心人就散漫了……結果,絕13Please respect copyright.PENANAd7r5OUedQ3
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大多數的時間,這三房一廳竟然只剩P一人待在屋裡,這天當然也不例外。13Please respect copyright.PENANAvu1AietfjV
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「叩叩叩!」13Please respect copyright.PENANAklBjp4HHqJ
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於是,當P聽到敲門聲的時候沒想太多,只覺得多半又是路人要找鄰居卻跑錯樓層13Please respect copyright.PENANAtjM5KIlxfO
,所以他完全沒打算應門。解釋最麻煩了,誰知道他要找的人在哪層啊?他不像13Please respect copyright.PENANA3aALE9TXHt
朋友認識每層樓的住戶,有時候說找錯門對方還不信……現代人找不著人,自然13Please respect copyright.PENANAR9XNpNbIWC
就會打手機確認了吧?13Please respect copyright.PENANAsARmoWstP5
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「叩叩叩叩叩!」13Please respect copyright.PENANAM00OrOwAQz
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敲擊聲沒停止,隨著無人回應的時間漸長而變得更快更急,不過P也不是頭一遭13Please respect copyright.PENANAt7TcsuVgzf
遇到這種人了,他漫不經心地回自己房間戴上耳機打開播放軟體,熟悉的樂曲13Please respect copyright.PENANAtLI7OK2WeD
傳入耳中,他自顧自地輕聲哼唱。13Please respect copyright.PENANAe8zcOzMfAH
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嗯?應門?他正忙呢,不知不覺中他不再跟唱,第一次聽見的優美歌聲悅耳得13Please respect copyright.PENANAhW8xpObG9D
不可思議,天籟之音也不過如此吧……心臟跳得很快,那歌聲彷彿深入了他的13Please respect copyright.PENANAYFB8ijMCFE
四肢百骸,身心都為之震盪,倘若能沉浸在這樣的歌聲之中,即使面對死亡也13Please respect copyright.PENANAcgC1WjeDJA
無所謂──13Please respect copyright.PENANAhDsDWPVDmt
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「我在想什麼?!」P猛地驚醒,桌面上的播放軟體早已停止播放,他也沒有開13Please respect copyright.PENANANUQMtgE5Te
其他軟體或瀏覽器,但耳機裡的歌聲依然清晰,那是他「未曾聽過」的天籟美聲。13Please respect copyright.PENANAlTPjFTl6I7
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外頭的敲擊聲不知何時停了下來,P望向客廳,看不清楚門口的狀況,卻能清楚13Please respect copyright.PENANAz1afdsAUlA
得看見一台宛若喪車裝飾詭異的馬車以及手上拎著頭的西方男性,他身旁則是13Please respect copyright.PENANAzAwuDAq05A
一名容貌姣好的長髮男子?13Please respect copyright.PENANAlgqAu3RjDG
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西方男性剛發出了點聲響就被身旁那位匆忙阻止:「杜拉漢,安靜!」13Please respect copyright.PENANA3CVT0qayaV
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他手上的頭明顯眉毛皺起,空著的手則順手拿起馬車上的小碟子就要往那位13Please respect copyright.PENANAtkmGRy7IVv
身上灑,那位則從容地飛到一旁,碟中的血在碰到地板的時候便消失殆盡。13Please respect copyright.PENANA1onOnt4N8z
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──後來P才知道,多虧那位救他一命(雖然前面他差點把他的魂給勾走了)13Please respect copyright.PENANAh38Efj7dZx
。否則他差點就死在無頭騎士的呼喚之下。13Please respect copyright.PENANAHAe0gZ64n5
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氣氛頗為凝重,耳機傳來的歌聲在那位開口的同時消失了,P尷尬地打量他們13Please respect copyright.PENANAv6xfURGhlC
倆,猶豫片刻還是走向他們:「呃……二位是?」13Please respect copyright.PENANAzdVvqmYbr5
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不管怎麼看,毫無疑問都不是人類吧。P可不覺得那扇門的寬度能讓那台馬車13Please respect copyright.PENANA1akg6P29nN
通過啊……13Please respect copyright.PENANAlVSHUbBvdZ
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「我是賽壬,他是杜拉漢,我們是來邀請您的。」他的嗓音優雅動人,揚起13Please respect copyright.PENANAQSXEJZutnr
笑容後的容顏更是迷惑人心,幸好當P看到他的雙腳便冷靜下來。那是鳥足,13Please respect copyright.PENANA6ltC1SZVvg
他身後還長著一對翅膀,即使乍看與人類再怎麼相似,都掩飾不了他其實是13Please respect copyright.PENANAn0a8YruI3D
人首鳥身的妖怪的事實。13Please respect copyright.PENANAegeRc3Akxy
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「杜拉漢,或稱無頭騎士,喊出將死之人的名字那人就會死去,相當於死神13Please respect copyright.PENANAdfTP4Xv1bW
的存在?」P喃喃的重複了西方男性的名字,念出關於「這個名字」的資訊,13Please respect copyright.PENANACT5LVNuOZe
那一刻他無比錯愕:「我要死了?為什麼……勾我魂的人不是黑白無常或牛13Please respect copyright.PENANAlgHgH821sB
頭馬面,而是隻來自愛爾蘭的妖精啊?!」13Please respect copyright.PENANATn9niR6oYM
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「您不會死的。」賽壬苦笑,「杜拉漢只是負責送我來這裡的司機,我們的13Please respect copyright.PENANAXspOuqk1QK
任務是負責送這個過來。」13Please respect copyright.PENANA0p2q6WDgW9
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杜拉漢手上的頭點了點,從馬車上拿出一封紅色的信遞給他。13Please respect copyright.PENANAadPYsnGx4O
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「喜帖?」正是收件人寫著P的喜帖。13Please respect copyright.PENANAIleQtOVdwL
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海妖和無頭騎士千里迢迢從歐洲來到亞洲就為了送這封喜帖?怎麼想都很可疑13Please respect copyright.PENANA3KnYB1jiil
啊!P眉頭緊蹙,這兩個妖怪到底想幹嘛?說是來勾魂他還比較能相信……13Please respect copyright.PENANA4AVMoLmNEF
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「是,請您現在看看吧。」賽壬態度恭敬卻隱隱約約用上了催眠的力量,讓P13Please respect copyright.PENANAKcgg4GggAs
不由自主地拆了那封可疑的喜帖。13Please respect copyright.PENANAV0KIPwtgFQ
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喜帖上的名字很怪,新郎叫黑帝斯?P倒是知道很多動漫電玩裡都有叫這名字13Please respect copyright.PENANABJFwZeQVOP
的重要角色出場,不過賽壬都出現了……「這該不會是希臘神話那個冥王吧?」13Please respect copyright.PENANAhyxcpLenJx
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「正是您所說的那位冥王大人的婚禮,我們是特地來邀請您參加的,請您務必13Please respect copyright.PENANAxh9Z0JdMd7
蒞臨。」賽壬行了個標準的鞠躬禮,認真地邀約。13Please respect copyright.PENANAhb8EMVbR5x
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冥王結婚與他什麼事?話說希臘神話中黑帝斯早結婚了,新娘是春神之類的,13Please respect copyright.PENANALK9ooejPUY
現在膽敢廣發喜帖說要結婚,難道那混帳想重婚不成?!P原本懶散的神情添13Please respect copyright.PENANAOL1ZpD4zuh
上幾分怒色,不知道為什麼對這種神神怪怪的事情毫無興趣也不愛管閒事的13Please respect copyright.PENANAa5TopB2Ecy
他看到這張喜帖總覺得一肚子火。13Please respect copyright.PENANAV2KIgdudRz
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最後他瞥了賽壬與杜拉漢一眼,微微一笑:「既然你們如此誠心誠意地請求了13Please respect copyright.PENANAk1OZwl7PZV
,我回去一趟又何妨。」他倒想看看這一次那傢伙又在搞什麼花招了!13Please respect copyright.PENANAfKrBRDdrrX
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咦?我剛剛在想什麼?冥王的婚禮,挺讓人好奇的,既然收到喜帖就去看看吧!13Please respect copyright.PENANAHzo8zjrKa0
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「太好了!我們會再來迎接您的。」賽壬喜形於色,只是望向杜拉漢時笑容13Please respect copyright.PENANAa5dw35F52p
便收了起來,「走吧!」真是麻煩的差事。13Please respect copyright.PENANAm4Wey0ud3d
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杜拉漢當然沒有回答,只是駕著馬車帶賽壬一同離開。13Please respect copyright.PENANARn8LZRHqdB
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對於那晚的奇遇是真實存在的唯一證明就是那張讓P無比苦惱的喜帖了。13Please respect copyright.PENANAlRAMn80iG8
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他們離開後P就睡了,一覺醒來立刻後悔不已。他根本就對怪力亂神的事毫無13Please respect copyright.PENANAAkBXrWaSRP
興趣,怎麼會莫名其妙就答應了要去參加婚禮?好奇?若真如神話所說,冥王13Please respect copyright.PENANAjCUFMYeRYV
的事情是他一個平凡人能好奇的嗎?萬一宴席上的食物是冥界準備的,那他13Please respect copyright.PENANA716ie22OgL
吃完還能回來嗎?13Please respect copyright.PENANA607U02KWzV
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偏偏賽壬又說他們會來迎接……這樣臨時想裝傻不去也沒辦法啊!啊啊啊!13Please respect copyright.PENANA1fMEs8iTiq
可惡!他到底該怎麼辦才好呢!真傷腦筋。13Please respect copyright.PENANAPPoABNTkCj
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煩惱不已的P想不出個所以然,索性點開瀏覽器google「美味的婚宴料理」,13Please respect copyright.PENANAkSyiTlxWbh
也許這樣能讓他提起幹勁去面對吧?畢竟他最大的樂趣就是享受美食了,13Please respect copyright.PENANAyEEhuOPKaJ
嗚,雖然他對冥界的美食完全不抱任何期待。唉。13Please respect copyright.PENANAhr1IVY3JKx
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跟陰間不同,冥界是個死氣沉沉的地方,沒有光,不利於多數植物和動物13Please respect copyright.PENANAAKwegPhyqs
的生長,因為冥王本身的味覺並不敏銳,更重要的是他嫌麻煩,根本不會13Please respect copyright.PENANAJEt4Xn4xeO
特意去人間或天界尋覓食材,大部分的時間還是以冥界的動植物為食,說13Please respect copyright.PENANAxotSgUmJUG
好聽是清淡,其實毫無味道可言……13Please respect copyright.PENANAqzbZCwTwhC
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「登登登。」13Please respect copyright.PENANAVTBK9dtsHC
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MSN的提示音響起,P愣了下,點開SKYPE。MSN消失以後,13Please respect copyright.PENANAkJxDeV0U7K
有點念舊的P便把SKYPE的提示音改成這個熟悉的聲音。13Please respect copyright.PENANAIvvvu6mD2p
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『可魯貝洛斯:今天怎麼這麼晚才上線?』13Please respect copyright.PENANASqR60cWlxa
『P:別提了,前幾天收到一張詭異的紅色炸彈,根本沒心情開電腦……Orz』13Please respect copyright.PENANAp99dlgsheR
『可魯貝洛斯:詭異?喜帖不是代表有喜事?』13Please respect copyright.PENANAKXLrhPWz43
『P:如果你知道新郎和新娘的名字一定會改變這想法。』13Please respect copyright.PENANAtO6Nsmbo0Z
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『P:新郎是黑帝斯,新娘……咦?念不出來?』13Please respect copyright.PENANAfyaeC06FIL
『可魯貝洛斯:你不是號稱學識淵博?居然有不會念的字?』13Please respect copyright.PENANAIAXG7N2LiT
『P:我說了是對美食方面啊。再說不是不會念,是念不出來= =+』13Please respect copyright.PENANAWwGRJ4b9Yt
『可魯貝洛斯:那有差嗎?說到冥王的新娘,除了普西芬尼還能有誰。』13Please respect copyright.PENANAX8edcw7JwC
『P:這不是普西芬妮這名字啊──唔?好像又是普西芬妮這名字,奇怪= =”』13Please respect copyright.PENANANIyY2WFcg4
『可魯貝洛斯:你是不是熬夜太多天精神不濟?我倒覺得你今天很奇怪。』13Please respect copyright.PENANAtCSfDpr7CA
『P:最好是,奇怪的是那張喜帖。我為了養足體力騎腳踏車去比較遠的那家名店,可是每天都早睡早起,作息正常得很!』13Please respect copyright.PENANAXbcbKhrw8t
『可魯貝洛斯:哈哈哈你真的很喜歡美食欸。那去喝喜酒不是正好?冥王不是很有錢?』13Please respect copyright.PENANAExiFKXDCON
『P:有錢有什麼用!我對他的品味可不敢恭維!』13Please respect copyright.PENANABAKBtpFLD3
『可魯貝洛斯:你好像跟冥王很熟?』13Please respect copyright.PENANA0WRP112Z6k
『P:別開玩笑了。誰會跟那種傳說中的神熟啊?我是人類。』13Please respect copyright.PENANAvT5tMD0S0g
『可魯貝洛斯:呵呵。』13Please respect copyright.PENANAh7CuInyclA
『P:呵闢啦,怎麼想都是你更可疑吧?隔著網路,天知道你會不會不是小櫻養的那隻小可而是冥王的看門犬。』13Please respect copyright.PENANAxj1QRtVQZc
『可魯貝洛斯:是冥界的看門犬。不過五十頭犬通常會被當成妖怪不算犬類。』13Please respect copyright.PENANAG9Xjmwf7pV
『P:誰管你是什麼。唉唉唉,我到底要不要去喝喜酒啊,煩欸。』13Please respect copyright.PENANAOlIFz1ngL8
『可魯貝洛斯:去啊,我也會去,我們可以面基。』13Please respect copyright.PENANAGenYnrQXmy
『P:聽起來還不賴……等等,你為什麼會去啊!!』13Please respect copyright.PENANAKIchORpwXr
『可魯貝洛斯:平常我只能讓三顆頭出來輪流吃飯,喜酒就可以讓所有的頭一起吃了>///<』13Please respect copyright.PENANAJItsUy1nf0
『P:……你真的是那隻狗喔?』13Please respect copyright.PENANAlp9p6WH6sr
『可魯貝洛斯:嗯?P你不用擔心啦,快點去看喜帖~冥王可是預約了間很棒的飯店呢^^』13Please respect copyright.PENANAVVZOeIH0ds
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P沒來得及打字,就看到可魯貝洛斯的狀態變成了離線。13Please respect copyright.PENANAx9A4jTOAM4
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「搞什麼?」被對方的爆料弄得措手不及,再說比起那天晚上的賽壬和13Please respect copyright.PENANA6it362vnmG
杜拉漢,不過是網線另一頭的人(?)自稱是狗而已,才嚇不到他呢!13Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2xZ0nugUg
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倒是小可的訊息……P把放在旁邊的喜帖拿來一看,不由驚呼:13Please respect copyright.PENANA9kpFkyI7wU
「竟然是那家飯店!!」13Please respect copyright.PENANA2roS1eXle5
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雖然聽說過那裡的喜宴料理超美味,無奈價位太高又不接受單點,13Please respect copyright.PENANApA7Zg96rqi
P不好意思混進別人婚宴裡。至於身邊的親朋好友就算想選那一家,13Please respect copyright.PENANAVY7x6TJruE
往往也是一位難求,沒點門路根本就訂不到。13Please respect copyright.PENANAMEkc5r3GGA
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P冷靜地闔上喜帖,他已經下定決心了──13Please respect copyright.PENANA1WHaydiGui
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去!為什麼不去!13Please respect copyright.PENANAaYlYPgbdRj
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橫豎紅包他是不會包的!13Please respect copyright.PENANAZcdHSXfrmj
能夠免費吃到自己夢寐以求的大餐,為什麼不去!13Please respect copyright.PENANAe71iGHrYEK
就算面基的對象真是妖怪他也不會在意的!13Please respect copyright.PENANAmBxmAKIIer
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他可是很想看看新娘到底是何方神聖能讓那個混帳傢伙開竅選這種飯店來宴客!!!13Please respect copyright.PENANApa1o1MUhzY
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1.賽壬,蠻常看到他被當成人魚,不過這邊採用人首鳥身的說法。職掌為冥界的引路人。13Please respect copyright.PENANAM8tqU2IY9I
2.杜拉漢是無頭騎士,這邊有點串場了,但我覺得他很可愛所以XDDD13Please respect copyright.PENANAGVZrQ0zZ4t
3.可魯貝洛斯,地獄犬眾多翻譯中其中一種,冥界的看門犬,住在冥河岸邊。13Please respect copyright.PENANAgcYRhI1H7S
4.黑帝斯是希臘神話中的冥王,普西芬妮(尼)則是冥后。13Please respect copyright.PENANAAtczCaxKXB
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其實我只是想寫喜帖(毆)因為剛收到●●大人的喜帖~~~>///<13Please respect copyright.PENANAHTGavNAFqX
本來想寫東方的鬼喜帖,但會不小心聯想到現實收到的喜帖覺得不太好,就變這樣了XD13Please respect copyright.PENANA2YbahHI5F6
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P的身分顯而易見~XD13Please respect copyright.PENANAz7BkgLkU5d
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ns3.22.70.140da2 感到相當苦惱。13Please respect copyright.PENANAEE9ON6eIrA
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並非身為學生收入有限紅色炸彈是目前的他無法承受之重這種層面的問題,而13Please respect copyright.PENANAIwZD5H49Hg
是──不管是新郎還是新娘或他們的家人,他一、個、也、不、認、識。13Please respect copyright.PENANAC0GNN4Zz6z
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準確來說,他知道結婚的那一對是何許人也,實際上新郎和新娘可是名聞遐邇13Please respect copyright.PENANANfuQaXyag8
,不過他們的身分不是讓人很想一探究竟的偶像明星或者什麼傳奇富豪,呃,13Please respect copyright.PENANAQB0oc0tOhK
的確是世界上最有錢的存在之一沒錯啦,倒是教人既好奇又近而遠之的對象吧13Please respect copyright.PENANA7L90Opvu0E
。大概是聽說狐狸娶親那種感覺……說是這樣說,但P「已經」答應要去了。13Please respect copyright.PENANAZ03VA7od88
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「我那時候到底在想什麼啊?」P對於當時自己的衝動非常懊惱,這樣子真的13Please respect copyright.PENANAK31YUF0XQf
沒問題嗎?!他惆悵地陷入回憶之中,回想起那一天……13Please respect copyright.PENANAf5DMstkDyx
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身為沒有參加其他活動或社團的大學生,P以一周為循環過著重複的日子,那天13Please respect copyright.PENANAU76o4M04Rw
也是如此。不過正值夏天嘛,最大的變數莫過於天氣。明明白天還艷陽高照,13Please respect copyright.PENANApba8xxcdSX
一到傍晚就突然地下起傾盆大雨,天色倏地變得灰暗,彷彿陽光一瞬間被什麼13Please respect copyright.PENANAer9Is2sWGD
吞噬了似的。13Please respect copyright.PENANAldp6Dr0oq9
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本來P是和幾個朋友合租,還挺熱鬧的。只是現在大四大家都各忙各的。課少的13Please respect copyright.PENANAxyykUlTOv4
七早八早就回家了,一周待在租屋處的日子屈指可數;有對象的嫌棄這裡電燈泡13Please respect copyright.PENANAwfp6sKt69b
太多,早早就進駐戀人家,租的房間倒像旅館;準備考研或面試的則是窩在圖書13Please respect copyright.PENANADVRVftYF6X
館居多,說是比較有緊張的氣氛,免得在住處一不小心人就散漫了……結果,絕13Please respect copyright.PENANAd7r5OUedQ3
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大多數的時間,這三房一廳竟然只剩P一人待在屋裡,這天當然也不例外。13Please respect copyright.PENANAvu1AietfjV
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「叩叩叩!」13Please respect copyright.PENANAklBjp4HHqJ
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於是,當P聽到敲門聲的時候沒想太多,只覺得多半又是路人要找鄰居卻跑錯樓層13Please respect copyright.PENANAtjM5KIlxfO
,所以他完全沒打算應門。解釋最麻煩了,誰知道他要找的人在哪層啊?他不像13Please respect copyright.PENANA3aALE9TXHt
朋友認識每層樓的住戶,有時候說找錯門對方還不信……現代人找不著人,自然13Please respect copyright.PENANAR9XNpNbIWC
就會打手機確認了吧?13Please respect copyright.PENANAsARmoWstP5
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「叩叩叩叩叩!」13Please respect copyright.PENANAM00OrOwAQz
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敲擊聲沒停止,隨著無人回應的時間漸長而變得更快更急,不過P也不是頭一遭13Please respect copyright.PENANAt7TcsuVgzf
遇到這種人了,他漫不經心地回自己房間戴上耳機打開播放軟體,熟悉的樂曲13Please respect copyright.PENANAtLI7OK2WeD
傳入耳中,他自顧自地輕聲哼唱。13Please respect copyright.PENANAe8zcOzMfAH
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嗯?應門?他正忙呢,不知不覺中他不再跟唱,第一次聽見的優美歌聲悅耳得13Please respect copyright.PENANAhW8xpObG9D
不可思議,天籟之音也不過如此吧……心臟跳得很快,那歌聲彷彿深入了他的13Please respect copyright.PENANAYFB8ijMCFE
四肢百骸,身心都為之震盪,倘若能沉浸在這樣的歌聲之中,即使面對死亡也13Please respect copyright.PENANAcgC1WjeDJA
無所謂──13Please respect copyright.PENANAhDsDWPVDmt
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「我在想什麼?!」P猛地驚醒,桌面上的播放軟體早已停止播放,他也沒有開13Please respect copyright.PENANANUQMtgE5Te
其他軟體或瀏覽器,但耳機裡的歌聲依然清晰,那是他「未曾聽過」的天籟美聲。13Please respect copyright.PENANAlTPjFTl6I7
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外頭的敲擊聲不知何時停了下來,P望向客廳,看不清楚門口的狀況,卻能清楚13Please respect copyright.PENANAz1afdsAUlA
得看見一台宛若喪車裝飾詭異的馬車以及手上拎著頭的西方男性,他身旁則是13Please respect copyright.PENANAzAwuDAq05A
一名容貌姣好的長髮男子?13Please respect copyright.PENANAlgqAu3RjDG
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西方男性剛發出了點聲響就被身旁那位匆忙阻止:「杜拉漢,安靜!」13Please respect copyright.PENANA3CVT0qayaV
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他手上的頭明顯眉毛皺起,空著的手則順手拿起馬車上的小碟子就要往那位13Please respect copyright.PENANAtkmGRy7IVv
身上灑,那位則從容地飛到一旁,碟中的血在碰到地板的時候便消失殆盡。13Please respect copyright.PENANA1onOnt4N8z
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──後來P才知道,多虧那位救他一命(雖然前面他差點把他的魂給勾走了)13Please respect copyright.PENANAh38Efj7dZx
。否則他差點就死在無頭騎士的呼喚之下。13Please respect copyright.PENANAHAe0gZ64n5
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氣氛頗為凝重,耳機傳來的歌聲在那位開口的同時消失了,P尷尬地打量他們13Please respect copyright.PENANAv6xfURGhlC
倆,猶豫片刻還是走向他們:「呃……二位是?」13Please respect copyright.PENANAzdVvqmYbr5
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不管怎麼看,毫無疑問都不是人類吧。P可不覺得那扇門的寬度能讓那台馬車13Please respect copyright.PENANA1akg6P29nN
通過啊……13Please respect copyright.PENANAlVSHUbBvdZ
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「我是賽壬,他是杜拉漢,我們是來邀請您的。」他的嗓音優雅動人,揚起13Please respect copyright.PENANAQSXEJZutnr
笑容後的容顏更是迷惑人心,幸好當P看到他的雙腳便冷靜下來。那是鳥足,13Please respect copyright.PENANA6ltC1SZVvg
他身後還長著一對翅膀,即使乍看與人類再怎麼相似,都掩飾不了他其實是13Please respect copyright.PENANAn0a8YruI3D
人首鳥身的妖怪的事實。13Please respect copyright.PENANAegeRc3Akxy
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「杜拉漢,或稱無頭騎士,喊出將死之人的名字那人就會死去,相當於死神13Please respect copyright.PENANAdfTP4Xv1bW
的存在?」P喃喃的重複了西方男性的名字,念出關於「這個名字」的資訊,13Please respect copyright.PENANACT5LVNuOZe
那一刻他無比錯愕:「我要死了?為什麼……勾我魂的人不是黑白無常或牛13Please respect copyright.PENANAlgHgH821sB
頭馬面,而是隻來自愛爾蘭的妖精啊?!」13Please respect copyright.PENANATn9niR6oYM
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「您不會死的。」賽壬苦笑,「杜拉漢只是負責送我來這裡的司機,我們的13Please respect copyright.PENANAXspOuqk1QK
任務是負責送這個過來。」13Please respect copyright.PENANA0p2q6WDgW9
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杜拉漢手上的頭點了點,從馬車上拿出一封紅色的信遞給他。13Please respect copyright.PENANAadPYsnGx4O
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「喜帖?」正是收件人寫著P的喜帖。13Please respect copyright.PENANAIleQtOVdwL
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海妖和無頭騎士千里迢迢從歐洲來到亞洲就為了送這封喜帖?怎麼想都很可疑13Please respect copyright.PENANA3KnYB1jiil
啊!P眉頭緊蹙,這兩個妖怪到底想幹嘛?說是來勾魂他還比較能相信……13Please respect copyright.PENANA4AVMoLmNEF
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「是,請您現在看看吧。」賽壬態度恭敬卻隱隱約約用上了催眠的力量,讓P13Please respect copyright.PENANAKcgg4GggAs
不由自主地拆了那封可疑的喜帖。13Please respect copyright.PENANAV0KIPwtgFQ
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喜帖上的名字很怪,新郎叫黑帝斯?P倒是知道很多動漫電玩裡都有叫這名字13Please respect copyright.PENANABJFwZeQVOP
的重要角色出場,不過賽壬都出現了……「這該不會是希臘神話那個冥王吧?」13Please respect copyright.PENANAhyxcpLenJx
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「正是您所說的那位冥王大人的婚禮,我們是特地來邀請您參加的,請您務必13Please respect copyright.PENANAxh9Z0JdMd7
蒞臨。」賽壬行了個標準的鞠躬禮,認真地邀約。13Please respect copyright.PENANAhb8EMVbR5x
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冥王結婚與他什麼事?話說希臘神話中黑帝斯早結婚了,新娘是春神之類的,13Please respect copyright.PENANALK9ooejPUY
現在膽敢廣發喜帖說要結婚,難道那混帳想重婚不成?!P原本懶散的神情添13Please respect copyright.PENANAOL1ZpD4zuh
上幾分怒色,不知道為什麼對這種神神怪怪的事情毫無興趣也不愛管閒事的13Please respect copyright.PENANAa5TopB2Ecy
他看到這張喜帖總覺得一肚子火。13Please respect copyright.PENANAV2KIgdudRz
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最後他瞥了賽壬與杜拉漢一眼,微微一笑:「既然你們如此誠心誠意地請求了13Please respect copyright.PENANAk1OZwl7PZV
,我回去一趟又何妨。」他倒想看看這一次那傢伙又在搞什麼花招了!13Please respect copyright.PENANAfKrBRDdrrX
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咦?我剛剛在想什麼?冥王的婚禮,挺讓人好奇的,既然收到喜帖就去看看吧!13Please respect copyright.PENANAHzo8zjrKa0
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「太好了!我們會再來迎接您的。」賽壬喜形於色,只是望向杜拉漢時笑容13Please respect copyright.PENANAa5dw35F52p
便收了起來,「走吧!」真是麻煩的差事。13Please respect copyright.PENANAm4Wey0ud3d
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杜拉漢當然沒有回答,只是駕著馬車帶賽壬一同離開。13Please respect copyright.PENANARn8LZRHqdB
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對於那晚的奇遇是真實存在的唯一證明就是那張讓P無比苦惱的喜帖了。13Please respect copyright.PENANAlRAMn80iG8
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他們離開後P就睡了,一覺醒來立刻後悔不已。他根本就對怪力亂神的事毫無13Please respect copyright.PENANAAkBXrWaSRP
興趣,怎麼會莫名其妙就答應了要去參加婚禮?好奇?若真如神話所說,冥王13Please respect copyright.PENANAjCUFMYeRYV
的事情是他一個平凡人能好奇的嗎?萬一宴席上的食物是冥界準備的,那他13Please respect copyright.PENANA716ie22OgL
吃完還能回來嗎?13Please respect copyright.PENANA607U02KWzV
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偏偏賽壬又說他們會來迎接……這樣臨時想裝傻不去也沒辦法啊!啊啊啊!13Please respect copyright.PENANA1fMEs8iTiq
可惡!他到底該怎麼辦才好呢!真傷腦筋。13Please respect copyright.PENANAPPoABNTkCj
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煩惱不已的P想不出個所以然,索性點開瀏覽器google「美味的婚宴料理」,13Please respect copyright.PENANAkSyiTlxWbh
也許這樣能讓他提起幹勁去面對吧?畢竟他最大的樂趣就是享受美食了,13Please respect copyright.PENANAyEEhuOPKaJ
嗚,雖然他對冥界的美食完全不抱任何期待。唉。13Please respect copyright.PENANAhr1IVY3JKx
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跟陰間不同,冥界是個死氣沉沉的地方,沒有光,不利於多數植物和動物13Please respect copyright.PENANAAKwegPhyqs
的生長,因為冥王本身的味覺並不敏銳,更重要的是他嫌麻煩,根本不會13Please respect copyright.PENANAJEt4Xn4xeO
特意去人間或天界尋覓食材,大部分的時間還是以冥界的動植物為食,說13Please respect copyright.PENANAxotSgUmJUG
好聽是清淡,其實毫無味道可言……13Please respect copyright.PENANAqzbZCwTwhC
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「登登登。」13Please respect copyright.PENANAVTBK9dtsHC
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MSN的提示音響起,P愣了下,點開SKYPE。MSN消失以後,13Please respect copyright.PENANAkJxDeV0U7K
有點念舊的P便把SKYPE的提示音改成這個熟悉的聲音。13Please respect copyright.PENANAIvvvu6mD2p
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『可魯貝洛斯:今天怎麼這麼晚才上線?』13Please respect copyright.PENANASqR60cWlxa
『P:別提了,前幾天收到一張詭異的紅色炸彈,根本沒心情開電腦……Orz』13Please respect copyright.PENANAp99dlgsheR
『可魯貝洛斯:詭異?喜帖不是代表有喜事?』13Please respect copyright.PENANAKXLrhPWz43
『P:如果你知道新郎和新娘的名字一定會改變這想法。』13Please respect copyright.PENANAtO6Nsmbo0Z
『可魯貝洛斯:?』13Please respect copyright.PENANA9OU1TR5hok
『P:新郎是黑帝斯,新娘……咦?念不出來?』13Please respect copyright.PENANAfyaeC06FIL
『可魯貝洛斯:你不是號稱學識淵博?居然有不會念的字?』13Please respect copyright.PENANAIAXG7N2LiT
『P:我說了是對美食方面啊。再說不是不會念,是念不出來= =+』13Please respect copyright.PENANAWwGRJ4b9Yt
『可魯貝洛斯:那有差嗎?說到冥王的新娘,除了普西芬尼還能有誰。』13Please respect copyright.PENANAX8edcw7JwC
『P:這不是普西芬妮這名字啊──唔?好像又是普西芬妮這名字,奇怪= =”』13Please respect copyright.PENANANIyY2WFcg4
『可魯貝洛斯:你是不是熬夜太多天精神不濟?我倒覺得你今天很奇怪。』13Please respect copyright.PENANAtCSfDpr7CA
『P:最好是,奇怪的是那張喜帖。我為了養足體力騎腳踏車去比較遠的那家名店,可是每天都早睡早起,作息正常得很!』13Please respect copyright.PENANAXbcbKhrw8t
『可魯貝洛斯:哈哈哈你真的很喜歡美食欸。那去喝喜酒不是正好?冥王不是很有錢?』13Please respect copyright.PENANAExiFKXDCON
『P:有錢有什麼用!我對他的品味可不敢恭維!』13Please respect copyright.PENANABAKBtpFLD3
『可魯貝洛斯:你好像跟冥王很熟?』13Please respect copyright.PENANA0WRP112Z6k
『P:別開玩笑了。誰會跟那種傳說中的神熟啊?我是人類。』13Please respect copyright.PENANAvT5tMD0S0g
『可魯貝洛斯:呵呵。』13Please respect copyright.PENANAh7CuInyclA
『P:呵闢啦,怎麼想都是你更可疑吧?隔著網路,天知道你會不會不是小櫻養的那隻小可而是冥王的看門犬。』13Please respect copyright.PENANAxj1QRtVQZc
『可魯貝洛斯:是冥界的看門犬。不過五十頭犬通常會被當成妖怪不算犬類。』13Please respect copyright.PENANAG9Xjmwf7pV
『P:誰管你是什麼。唉唉唉,我到底要不要去喝喜酒啊,煩欸。』13Please respect copyright.PENANAOlIFz1ngL8
『可魯貝洛斯:去啊,我也會去,我們可以面基。』13Please respect copyright.PENANAGenYnrQXmy
『P:聽起來還不賴……等等,你為什麼會去啊!!』13Please respect copyright.PENANAKIchORpwXr
『可魯貝洛斯:平常我只能讓三顆頭出來輪流吃飯,喜酒就可以讓所有的頭一起吃了>///<』13Please respect copyright.PENANAJItsUy1nf0
『P:……你真的是那隻狗喔?』13Please respect copyright.PENANAlp9p6WH6sr
『可魯貝洛斯:嗯?P你不用擔心啦,快點去看喜帖~冥王可是預約了間很棒的飯店呢^^』13Please respect copyright.PENANAVVZOeIH0ds
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P沒來得及打字,就看到可魯貝洛斯的狀態變成了離線。13Please respect copyright.PENANAx9A4jTOAM4
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「搞什麼?」被對方的爆料弄得措手不及,再說比起那天晚上的賽壬和13Please respect copyright.PENANA6it362vnmG
杜拉漢,不過是網線另一頭的人(?)自稱是狗而已,才嚇不到他呢!13Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2xZ0nugUg
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倒是小可的訊息……P把放在旁邊的喜帖拿來一看,不由驚呼:13Please respect copyright.PENANA9kpFkyI7wU
「竟然是那家飯店!!」13Please respect copyright.PENANA2roS1eXle5
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雖然聽說過那裡的喜宴料理超美味,無奈價位太高又不接受單點,13Please respect copyright.PENANApA7Zg96rqi
P不好意思混進別人婚宴裡。至於身邊的親朋好友就算想選那一家,13Please respect copyright.PENANAVY7x6TJruE
往往也是一位難求,沒點門路根本就訂不到。13Please respect copyright.PENANAMEkc5r3GGA
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P冷靜地闔上喜帖,他已經下定決心了──13Please respect copyright.PENANA1WHaydiGui
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去!為什麼不去!13Please respect copyright.PENANAaYlYPgbdRj
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橫豎紅包他是不會包的!13Please respect copyright.PENANAZcdHSXfrmj
能夠免費吃到自己夢寐以求的大餐,為什麼不去!13Please respect copyright.PENANAe71iGHrYEK
就算面基的對象真是妖怪他也不會在意的!13Please respect copyright.PENANAmBxmAKIIer
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他可是很想看看新娘到底是何方神聖能讓那個混帳傢伙開竅選這種飯店來宴客!!!13Please respect copyright.PENANApa1o1MUhzY
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1.賽壬,蠻常看到他被當成人魚,不過這邊採用人首鳥身的說法。職掌為冥界的引路人。13Please respect copyright.PENANAM8tqU2IY9I
2.杜拉漢是無頭騎士,這邊有點串場了,但我覺得他很可愛所以XDDD13Please respect copyright.PENANAGVZrQ0zZ4t
3.可魯貝洛斯,地獄犬眾多翻譯中其中一種,冥界的看門犬,住在冥河岸邊。13Please respect copyright.PENANAgcYRhI1H7S
4.黑帝斯是希臘神話中的冥王,普西芬妮(尼)則是冥后。13Please respect copyright.PENANAAtczCaxKXB
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其實我只是想寫喜帖(毆)因為剛收到●●大人的喜帖~~~>///<13Please respect copyright.PENANAHTGavNAFqX
本來想寫東方的鬼喜帖,但會不小心聯想到現實收到的喜帖覺得不太好,就變這樣了XD13Please respect copyright.PENANA2YbahHI5F6
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P的身分顯而易見~XD13Please respect copyright.PENANAz7BkgLkU5d
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