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聖 誕 快 樂:)30Please respect copyright.PENANAjVdY6pXRw4
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事情的開始發生在一聲驚呼及推擠後。30Please respect copyright.PENANAzV089fH9Cz
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「你怎麼可以這麼衝動!要是我有個萬一你該怎麼辦!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAkTzNgwbzNk
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他面紅耳赤地瞪著你,向來穩重受歡迎的男人也許是生平頭一遭如此狼狽。30Please respect copyright.PENANAjAKoXfeIa1
「......」你還在混亂中,過一會兒才反應過來,30Please respect copyright.PENANA30EDvC3Zlk
對於他的質問,你的反應是氣急敗壞到連耳根都渲染了紅、然後怒吼:30Please respect copyright.PENANAtViehWNA8r
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「你有萬一還有我啦!重點是我就說不要在這種地方──了嘛!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAfi0Rnn2Sxd
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「你剛剛明明也很、舒服的樣子啊。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAluvrEmWLWH
他本想用上更俚俗的字眼,在你的瞪視下轉作委婉。30Please respect copyright.PENANA8a7bdURhAE
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「那不是重點!」30Please respect copyright.PENANANEq6IPiGwF
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如果不是現在這種、硬把人推走你其實也會很困擾的情況,30Please respect copyright.PENANANVjIisoesX
你真的很想把他秒掉然後挖個坑讓自己鑽進去。30Please respect copyright.PENANAK6LRk1Hchm
「可是這樣不上不下你也很難過吧?30Please respect copyright.PENANARiSBVBueXA
要不我們倆先『處理』完,解釋什麼的等等再說啊?」他誠心誠意的提議。30Please respect copyright.PENANATPZTJxANxO
「你這個色慾薰心的傢伙!你還要不要臉啊!這時候還只想著要做做做!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAxPR876nUUi
你終於在爆怒之下忘記消音了。30Please respect copyright.PENANASOP29ntf9o
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「呃、」一個為難的聲音出現,被晾在旁邊好一陣子的路人甲忍不住打斷了你們的對話。30Please respect copyright.PENANArPVGxKLTGC
「什麼?」你皺眉。30Please respect copyright.PENANAZKZ8DuYjrT
「學弟,雖然有點訝異,不過我並不會歧視同性戀啦。不用擔心!30Please respect copyright.PENANAB2hVwYA4qH
「離舞會結束時間也不遠了,但你們現在這樣應該不太方便出去。30Please respect copyright.PENANAwBDlcO64Nf
反正我在這邊你們也尷尬,要不要我出去幫你們把風,以免又有人誤闖進來啊?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAsV8T2TdMMf
路人甲、不,你親愛的學長大人正經八百地提出另一個讓你想暴走的好心建議。30Please respect copyright.PENANAB0PVNnpZMX
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雖說跟聽到他的提議時反應不盡相同,不過,學長的發言再度提醒你回想起殘酷的現實,30Please respect copyright.PENANAE42QZ6s37C
你真的很想站起來拔腿就跑,好逃避自己曾經被學長撞見某不良場景(現在進行式)的事實。30Please respect copyright.PENANASDBjiIjW97
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問題是、爬起來不會比坐著不尷尬到哪裡去,而且假使那樣衝出去──30Please respect copyright.PENANAYkZE0xVJK6
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你有自信明天一定會成為校刊的頭條。30Please respect copyright.PENANA6AgtXagsnn
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你不禁哀傷的回憶起,為什麼會淪落到現在這種窘境的原因......30Please respect copyright.PENANAbScvNoM1OD
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情歌事件之後,某人對你的黏滯度頓時大幅提升,甚至被朋友戲稱活像新婚燕爾的小夫夫、形影不離。你被迫參與他的生活,也被他擅自闖進你的日常;你沒機會再怨嘆他的疏離,卻想詛咒老天給他太多的精力......30Please respect copyright.PENANA84l8g9AlRb
活動量(被迫)驟增,回家還要應付好吸精氣的狐狸精。30Please respect copyright.PENANAph1ytFrqJD
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然後,被迫參加這種過去的你打死都不想出席的活動──30Please respect copyright.PENANAoMOdDBefbH
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「聖誕舞會是學生會辦的關我什麼事?」你站在會場的外頭,無論如何都不願再退讓。30Please respect copyright.PENANAntpOXS3zKf
「哎、會長夫人,您不去挺會長誰去啊!」負責站門口接待的學生會公關調侃。30Please respect copyright.PENANAJxLcXkjx8E
「誰是會長夫人啊......」若是從前,根本沒人敢、也不會有調侃你的機會。30Please respect copyright.PENANAQj5hmEiEM8
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然而今非昔比。30Please respect copyright.PENANA4957SXVizM
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「難道你們絕交了?快告訴我會長做了什麼,我很缺頭條!尤其是會長的八卦更好!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAVpoeNrBOrv
校刊社社長興致勃勃地追問。30Please respect copyright.PENANAo8EBOYvEuB
「別開玩笑了好不好......」扶額,你感到一股深切的無力感,若不是知道這場活動30Please respect copyright.PENANAfCDJQNFetD
是戀人任期的重要活動,你絕對不會出現在這種光聽就知道很擠又無聊的活動會場外。30Please respect copyright.PENANAKcUcFH3USN
但還沒走進去,你就已經深深後悔了。30Please respect copyright.PENANAc0G8R2wIJi
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成雙成對的情侶或一群一群的男女紛紛湧入會場,不出預料之外的擁擠人潮,伴隨而來的30Please respect copyright.PENANAQR0aZzub9Q
是大聲喧嘩以及吵鬧聲,更甭談為了讓所有人都聽得清楚而與小聲絕緣的歌曲音量......30Please respect copyright.PENANAeyxe49mHiY
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「啊!你來了,活動快開始了,我們趕緊進去吧!」出來關心外場狀況的副會長瞧見你,30Please respect copyright.PENANA8t2a2jHlHi
也沒打算詢問你的意願,便自顧自地將你強行拖進會場。30Please respect copyright.PENANApeYiGCQgjb
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「喂、等──」30Please respect copyright.PENANAFpdUNdArOt
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「平安夜這種美好的日子為什麼要浪費在這種傷害我耳朵的地方啊?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAfPGtNYXio6
你一面喀著舞會上Buffet提供的美食,一面思念著家裡的小老婆。30Please respect copyright.PENANAlk1TFKrlzI
歷年的你,此時此刻應當是在BBS上上下下,或是其他網路論壇向許多人互道聖誕快樂。30Please respect copyright.PENANAi3tjl4qA5F
今年,本來應該是在河道上推起一陣陣的「聖誕快樂」浪潮。30Please respect copyright.PENANACoRYKLX6hd
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(──可是為什麼你會在這裡呢?)30Please respect copyright.PENANASAefvrf6bA
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台上的他,何其耀眼炫目,舉手投足都能吸引人們為他喝采。30Please respect copyright.PENANASbveWM2Pr8
舞台上,他是屬於所有人的偶像,30Please respect copyright.PENANACl7MXkGECC
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但舞台下,30Please respect copyright.PENANAbhK5DSoyGb
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『我愛你。』30Please respect copyright.PENANAM6VF0rHKcT
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他卻是屬於你的唯一。30Please respect copyright.PENANA489bx0HaGC
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你著迷地看著他的開場和表演,人們給他的掌聲,讓你為他感到驕傲而喜悅。30Please respect copyright.PENANA1lyI6kJuXW
無私大方什麼的你不懂,你只是自私的貪戀著這個男人的丰采。30Please respect copyright.PENANAtnCgAg6zFi
別人見不到的他,你已經擁有;就連大家都能看到的,你也不願錯過。30Please respect copyright.PENANAIBEw3gmOjo
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(──所以你一面埋怨,一面為了他來到這裡。)30Please respect copyright.PENANA6i0Brv0vHR
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表演結束後,你和他走進了聖誕舞會表演後台。30Please respect copyright.PENANApRWbBxf8QK
「為什麼?我以為你不會來了。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAsWobwPDh5T
他倒有自知之明,知道最近將你累壞了,這才沒勉強你參與。30Please respect copyright.PENANAQPNrdvWlFy
因而即便留了邀請卡在桌上,他真的沒有預期你居然會出現在這裡。30Please respect copyright.PENANAMTB1sQV45w
「就算你沒說,你那群朋友根本就認為我一定會出席啊。我沒來你要怎麼辦啊?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAeYu5wH2JB1
你彆扭地說著一部分的事實,同時保留了一部分。30Please respect copyright.PENANASZT9ahVYKV
「真溫柔。」他笑,趁四下無人將你摟在懷裡。30Please respect copyright.PENANAxDlc5ZycVe
「我是被迫的!」你強調。30Please respect copyright.PENANAIijZZcXfeu
「我知道。」彆扭地掙脫他的懷抱,你的困窘與他的笑容僵持不下。30Please respect copyright.PENANAnihML6QEdO
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短暫的沉默後,你抗議: 30Please respect copyright.PENANAYhbw4JDh9S
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「你不要一直盯著看啦!轉過去!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAzdYJ2ofVlS
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「好──」他的回答中依然帶著笑意。30Please respect copyright.PENANAXEUHBtI9Ze
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你注視他的背影,遲疑片刻還是走上前,從背後擁抱這個你深愛的人。30Please respect copyright.PENANAsOMhLHizgV
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「......其實我只是想見你。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAO4SO5dB7xa
你在他耳邊低語。30Please respect copyright.PENANA8ghbGrA12Q
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你真的沒有挑逗他的意思,你發誓。30Please respect copyright.PENANAx5Km7e4HlZ
雖然他的確魅力十足,但坦白說,穿著聖誕老人裝的他完全不會勾起你的性欲,30Please respect copyright.PENANAUA4cxmFZwL
況且──你也不想被聖誕老人OOXX。光想像就有點崩潰。30Please respect copyright.PENANAumdnZJwYL4
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「很好……就這樣,慢慢坐下來……」然而,究竟為什麼會變成現在這種狀況呢?30Please respect copyright.PENANAIpLIEM6NMF
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天殺的到底是哪個混帳在聖誕老人裝裡面藏了草莓口味的潤滑液還有手銬?30Please respect copyright.PENANAQXF9NdL93V
要是被你查到,你發誓一定要宰了那傢伙。30Please respect copyright.PENANA4iO6S6vc4C
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在你鼓起勇氣說出真心話那刻,他以迅雷不及掩耳的速度將你銬上手銬,30Please respect copyright.PENANA55p3DBcq3Y
一邊嚷著「你好可愛」,一邊效率極高的將你推倒。30Please respect copyright.PENANAdEln8KL8Pm
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之後。30Please respect copyright.PENANAcJ1l80lSlM
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未上鎖的門被想休息的學長開啟,直擊了這令人臉紅心跳的犯罪現場。30Please respect copyright.PENANAZiCEqqteO6
而被嚇到的你,反射性地用力一推──30Please respect copyright.PENANABqU4nZKeid
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悲劇發生了。30Please respect copyright.PENANAyDtBc9VSRU
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在學長的友情協助下,兩人的姦情才不致於勝過聖誕舞會成為翌日校刊頭條。30Please respect copyright.PENANAsRSy256g3T
只是隔天從學長手中接過的精美禮物,卻讓你差點下定決心從此以後改過行憲紀念日。30Please respect copyright.PENANA39nwaeTaiI
「學長真貼心。」他倒是樂了。30Please respect copyright.PENANAm9Ub2LfWJ6
「你不是很嫉妒學長嗎?」你給他一記白眼,困擾於該如何處理學長給的禮物。30Please respect copyright.PENANAr34OLPtWLG
「我已經當面用實際行動宣告我的所有權了啊!」他好奇地拿起其中一樣,一臉雀躍。30Please respect copyright.PENANA5Vv8BhTZua
「......你想做什麼?」如果不是學長的禮物,你絕對會直接把這些東西拿去回收。30Please respect copyright.PENANAnwQCKrht8X
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而不是讓某人有機會躍躍欲試。30Please respect copyright.PENANAFJJ7SV1mJK
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「親愛的──」30Please respect copyright.PENANAS38nqvZLFs
「他不在家。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAtAOPTUgPps
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「今年聖誕節是周末耶。」30Please respect copyright.PENANA0eX8FK7vnU
「也是期末考前夕。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAoLazNp2v2o
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「你不愛我了嗎?」30Please respect copyright.PENANA1r9jx3FUnp
「......」30Please respect copyright.PENANALDwK3reDYm
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「......不准把整個周末做掉,否則我就做掉你。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAd9dChZpRAN
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「我最愛你了!」30Please respect copyright.PENANArSgpZ6MCQD
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清晨,你在他的臂彎裡沉沉睡去。30Please respect copyright.PENANApQOrueZfeG
在喜歡的人臂彎裡睡著,是全世界最幸福的事30Please respect copyright.PENANAbq8c4lw0dS
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幸福啊、其實就是這麼簡單。30Please respect copyright.PENANAIJ9TErfMc1
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「親愛的,聖誕快樂」30Please respect copyright.PENANAXAtVDx6HOR
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他在你的唇上輕輕一吻,擁著你一同進入了夢鄉。30Please respect copyright.PENANAXaAz9VBgpJ
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<Fin>30Please respect copyright.PENANAiqHewOKjUI
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同場加映30Please respect copyright.PENANAmiRjYe2uc1
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周一的早晨,30Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4Ir0ONWWN
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──「辛苦你了!」神清氣爽。30Please respect copyright.PENANAUj0HAlges5
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──「......想必你已經挑好棺材了吧:)」30Please respect copyright.PENANA34yDlpvCEI
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你怎麼可以這麼衝動!要是我有個萬一你該怎麼辦!30Please respect copyright.PENANAbe5QF8rXjE
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→其實我只是想寫這句,眼殘看錯之後的腦補萌煞我了>////<30Please respect copyright.PENANAnNSNQLQsif
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紅白真的太有趣了www30Please respect copyright.PENANAMAt8WWF5b2
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學長真的超可愛(心)
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1.本文為2010大逼板紅白活動賀文www30Please respect copyright.PENANAMhs6z0Rr3O
2.據說是前面某短篇的隱藏後續,但人物有點崩壞(艸)30Please respect copyright.PENANAGE8bXCnK3a
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聖 誕 快 樂:)30Please respect copyright.PENANAjVdY6pXRw4
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事情的開始發生在一聲驚呼及推擠後。30Please respect copyright.PENANAzV089fH9Cz
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「你怎麼可以這麼衝動!要是我有個萬一你該怎麼辦!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAkTzNgwbzNk
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他面紅耳赤地瞪著你,向來穩重受歡迎的男人也許是生平頭一遭如此狼狽。30Please respect copyright.PENANAjAKoXfeIa1
「......」你還在混亂中,過一會兒才反應過來,30Please respect copyright.PENANA30EDvC3Zlk
對於他的質問,你的反應是氣急敗壞到連耳根都渲染了紅、然後怒吼:30Please respect copyright.PENANAtViehWNA8r
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「你有萬一還有我啦!重點是我就說不要在這種地方──了嘛!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAfi0Rnn2Sxd
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「你剛剛明明也很、舒服的樣子啊。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAluvrEmWLWH
他本想用上更俚俗的字眼,在你的瞪視下轉作委婉。30Please respect copyright.PENANA8a7bdURhAE
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「那不是重點!」30Please respect copyright.PENANANEq6IPiGwF
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如果不是現在這種、硬把人推走你其實也會很困擾的情況,30Please respect copyright.PENANANVjIisoesX
你真的很想把他秒掉然後挖個坑讓自己鑽進去。30Please respect copyright.PENANAK6LRk1Hchm
「可是這樣不上不下你也很難過吧?30Please respect copyright.PENANARiSBVBueXA
要不我們倆先『處理』完,解釋什麼的等等再說啊?」他誠心誠意的提議。30Please respect copyright.PENANATPZTJxANxO
「你這個色慾薰心的傢伙!你還要不要臉啊!這時候還只想著要做做做!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAxPR876nUUi
你終於在爆怒之下忘記消音了。30Please respect copyright.PENANASOP29ntf9o
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「呃、」一個為難的聲音出現,被晾在旁邊好一陣子的路人甲忍不住打斷了你們的對話。30Please respect copyright.PENANArPVGxKLTGC
「什麼?」你皺眉。30Please respect copyright.PENANAZKZ8DuYjrT
「學弟,雖然有點訝異,不過我並不會歧視同性戀啦。不用擔心!30Please respect copyright.PENANAB2hVwYA4qH
「離舞會結束時間也不遠了,但你們現在這樣應該不太方便出去。30Please respect copyright.PENANAwBDlcO64Nf
反正我在這邊你們也尷尬,要不要我出去幫你們把風,以免又有人誤闖進來啊?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAsV8T2TdMMf
路人甲、不,你親愛的學長大人正經八百地提出另一個讓你想暴走的好心建議。30Please respect copyright.PENANAB0PVNnpZMX
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雖說跟聽到他的提議時反應不盡相同,不過,學長的發言再度提醒你回想起殘酷的現實,30Please respect copyright.PENANAE42QZ6s37C
你真的很想站起來拔腿就跑,好逃避自己曾經被學長撞見某不良場景(現在進行式)的事實。30Please respect copyright.PENANASDBjiIjW97
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問題是、爬起來不會比坐著不尷尬到哪裡去,而且假使那樣衝出去──30Please respect copyright.PENANAYkZE0xVJK6
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你有自信明天一定會成為校刊的頭條。30Please respect copyright.PENANA6AgtXagsnn
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你不禁哀傷的回憶起,為什麼會淪落到現在這種窘境的原因......30Please respect copyright.PENANAbScvNoM1OD
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情歌事件之後,某人對你的黏滯度頓時大幅提升,甚至被朋友戲稱活像新婚燕爾的小夫夫、形影不離。你被迫參與他的生活,也被他擅自闖進你的日常;你沒機會再怨嘆他的疏離,卻想詛咒老天給他太多的精力......30Please respect copyright.PENANA84l8g9AlRb
活動量(被迫)驟增,回家還要應付好吸精氣的狐狸精。30Please respect copyright.PENANAph1ytFrqJD
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然後,被迫參加這種過去的你打死都不想出席的活動──30Please respect copyright.PENANAoMOdDBefbH
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「聖誕舞會是學生會辦的關我什麼事?」你站在會場的外頭,無論如何都不願再退讓。30Please respect copyright.PENANAntpOXS3zKf
「哎、會長夫人,您不去挺會長誰去啊!」負責站門口接待的學生會公關調侃。30Please respect copyright.PENANAJxLcXkjx8E
「誰是會長夫人啊......」若是從前,根本沒人敢、也不會有調侃你的機會。30Please respect copyright.PENANAQj5hmEiEM8
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然而今非昔比。30Please respect copyright.PENANA4957SXVizM
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「難道你們絕交了?快告訴我會長做了什麼,我很缺頭條!尤其是會長的八卦更好!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAVpoeNrBOrv
校刊社社長興致勃勃地追問。30Please respect copyright.PENANAo8EBOYvEuB
「別開玩笑了好不好......」扶額,你感到一股深切的無力感,若不是知道這場活動30Please respect copyright.PENANAfCDJQNFetD
是戀人任期的重要活動,你絕對不會出現在這種光聽就知道很擠又無聊的活動會場外。30Please respect copyright.PENANAKcUcFH3USN
但還沒走進去,你就已經深深後悔了。30Please respect copyright.PENANAc0G8R2wIJi
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成雙成對的情侶或一群一群的男女紛紛湧入會場,不出預料之外的擁擠人潮,伴隨而來的30Please respect copyright.PENANAQR0aZzub9Q
是大聲喧嘩以及吵鬧聲,更甭談為了讓所有人都聽得清楚而與小聲絕緣的歌曲音量......30Please respect copyright.PENANAeyxe49mHiY
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「啊!你來了,活動快開始了,我們趕緊進去吧!」出來關心外場狀況的副會長瞧見你,30Please respect copyright.PENANA8t2a2jHlHi
也沒打算詢問你的意願,便自顧自地將你強行拖進會場。30Please respect copyright.PENANApeYiGCQgjb
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「喂、等──」30Please respect copyright.PENANAFpdUNdArOt
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「平安夜這種美好的日子為什麼要浪費在這種傷害我耳朵的地方啊?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAfPGtNYXio6
你一面喀著舞會上Buffet提供的美食,一面思念著家裡的小老婆。30Please respect copyright.PENANAlk1TFKrlzI
歷年的你,此時此刻應當是在BBS上上下下,或是其他網路論壇向許多人互道聖誕快樂。30Please respect copyright.PENANAi3tjl4qA5F
今年,本來應該是在河道上推起一陣陣的「聖誕快樂」浪潮。30Please respect copyright.PENANACoRYKLX6hd
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(──可是為什麼你會在這裡呢?)30Please respect copyright.PENANASAefvrf6bA
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台上的他,何其耀眼炫目,舉手投足都能吸引人們為他喝采。30Please respect copyright.PENANASbveWM2Pr8
舞台上,他是屬於所有人的偶像,30Please respect copyright.PENANACl7MXkGECC
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但舞台下,30Please respect copyright.PENANAbhK5DSoyGb
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『我愛你。』30Please respect copyright.PENANAM6VF0rHKcT
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他卻是屬於你的唯一。30Please respect copyright.PENANA489bx0HaGC
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你著迷地看著他的開場和表演,人們給他的掌聲,讓你為他感到驕傲而喜悅。30Please respect copyright.PENANA1lyI6kJuXW
無私大方什麼的你不懂,你只是自私的貪戀著這個男人的丰采。30Please respect copyright.PENANAtnCgAg6zFi
別人見不到的他,你已經擁有;就連大家都能看到的,你也不願錯過。30Please respect copyright.PENANAIBEw3gmOjo
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(──所以你一面埋怨,一面為了他來到這裡。)30Please respect copyright.PENANA6i0Brv0vHR
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表演結束後,你和他走進了聖誕舞會表演後台。30Please respect copyright.PENANApRWbBxf8QK
「為什麼?我以為你不會來了。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAsWobwPDh5T
他倒有自知之明,知道最近將你累壞了,這才沒勉強你參與。30Please respect copyright.PENANAQPNrdvWlFy
因而即便留了邀請卡在桌上,他真的沒有預期你居然會出現在這裡。30Please respect copyright.PENANAMTB1sQV45w
「就算你沒說,你那群朋友根本就認為我一定會出席啊。我沒來你要怎麼辦啊?」30Please respect copyright.PENANAeYu5wH2JB1
你彆扭地說著一部分的事實,同時保留了一部分。30Please respect copyright.PENANASZT9ahVYKV
「真溫柔。」他笑,趁四下無人將你摟在懷裡。30Please respect copyright.PENANAxDlc5ZycVe
「我是被迫的!」你強調。30Please respect copyright.PENANAIijZZcXfeu
「我知道。」彆扭地掙脫他的懷抱,你的困窘與他的笑容僵持不下。30Please respect copyright.PENANAnihML6QEdO
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短暫的沉默後,你抗議: 30Please respect copyright.PENANAYhbw4JDh9S
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「你不要一直盯著看啦!轉過去!」30Please respect copyright.PENANAzdYJ2ofVlS
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「好──」他的回答中依然帶著笑意。30Please respect copyright.PENANAXEUHBtI9Ze
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你注視他的背影,遲疑片刻還是走上前,從背後擁抱這個你深愛的人。30Please respect copyright.PENANAsOMhLHizgV
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「......其實我只是想見你。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAO4SO5dB7xa
你在他耳邊低語。30Please respect copyright.PENANA8ghbGrA12Q
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你真的沒有挑逗他的意思,你發誓。30Please respect copyright.PENANAx5Km7e4HlZ
雖然他的確魅力十足,但坦白說,穿著聖誕老人裝的他完全不會勾起你的性欲,30Please respect copyright.PENANAUA4cxmFZwL
況且──你也不想被聖誕老人OOXX。光想像就有點崩潰。30Please respect copyright.PENANAumdnZJwYL4
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「很好……就這樣,慢慢坐下來……」然而,究竟為什麼會變成現在這種狀況呢?30Please respect copyright.PENANAIpLIEM6NMF
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天殺的到底是哪個混帳在聖誕老人裝裡面藏了草莓口味的潤滑液還有手銬?30Please respect copyright.PENANAQXF9NdL93V
要是被你查到,你發誓一定要宰了那傢伙。30Please respect copyright.PENANA4iO6S6vc4C
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在你鼓起勇氣說出真心話那刻,他以迅雷不及掩耳的速度將你銬上手銬,30Please respect copyright.PENANA55p3DBcq3Y
一邊嚷著「你好可愛」,一邊效率極高的將你推倒。30Please respect copyright.PENANAdEln8KL8Pm
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之後。30Please respect copyright.PENANAcJ1l80lSlM
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未上鎖的門被想休息的學長開啟,直擊了這令人臉紅心跳的犯罪現場。30Please respect copyright.PENANAZiCEqqteO6
而被嚇到的你,反射性地用力一推──30Please respect copyright.PENANABqU4nZKeid
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悲劇發生了。30Please respect copyright.PENANAyDtBc9VSRU
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在學長的友情協助下,兩人的姦情才不致於勝過聖誕舞會成為翌日校刊頭條。30Please respect copyright.PENANAsRSy256g3T
只是隔天從學長手中接過的精美禮物,卻讓你差點下定決心從此以後改過行憲紀念日。30Please respect copyright.PENANA39nwaeTaiI
「學長真貼心。」他倒是樂了。30Please respect copyright.PENANAm9Ub2LfWJ6
「你不是很嫉妒學長嗎?」你給他一記白眼,困擾於該如何處理學長給的禮物。30Please respect copyright.PENANAr34OLPtWLG
「我已經當面用實際行動宣告我的所有權了啊!」他好奇地拿起其中一樣,一臉雀躍。30Please respect copyright.PENANA5Vv8BhTZua
「......你想做什麼?」如果不是學長的禮物,你絕對會直接把這些東西拿去回收。30Please respect copyright.PENANAnwQCKrht8X
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而不是讓某人有機會躍躍欲試。30Please respect copyright.PENANAFJJ7SV1mJK
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「親愛的──」30Please respect copyright.PENANAS38nqvZLFs
「他不在家。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAtAOPTUgPps
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「今年聖誕節是周末耶。」30Please respect copyright.PENANA0eX8FK7vnU
「也是期末考前夕。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAoLazNp2v2o
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「你不愛我了嗎?」30Please respect copyright.PENANA1r9jx3FUnp
「......」30Please respect copyright.PENANALDwK3reDYm
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「......不准把整個周末做掉,否則我就做掉你。」30Please respect copyright.PENANAd9dChZpRAN
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「我最愛你了!」30Please respect copyright.PENANArSgpZ6MCQD
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清晨,你在他的臂彎裡沉沉睡去。30Please respect copyright.PENANApQOrueZfeG
在喜歡的人臂彎裡睡著,是全世界最幸福的事30Please respect copyright.PENANAbq8c4lw0dS
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幸福啊、其實就是這麼簡單。30Please respect copyright.PENANAIJ9TErfMc1
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「親愛的,聖誕快樂」30Please respect copyright.PENANAXAtVDx6HOR
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他在你的唇上輕輕一吻,擁著你一同進入了夢鄉。30Please respect copyright.PENANAXaAz9VBgpJ
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<Fin>30Please respect copyright.PENANAiqHewOKjUI
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同場加映30Please respect copyright.PENANAmiRjYe2uc1
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周一的早晨,30Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4Ir0ONWWN
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──「辛苦你了!」神清氣爽。30Please respect copyright.PENANAUj0HAlges5
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──「......想必你已經挑好棺材了吧:)」30Please respect copyright.PENANA34yDlpvCEI
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END.30Please respect copyright.PENANAC9c2qAcuhS
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你怎麼可以這麼衝動!要是我有個萬一你該怎麼辦!30Please respect copyright.PENANAbe5QF8rXjE
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→其實我只是想寫這句,眼殘看錯之後的腦補萌煞我了>////<30Please respect copyright.PENANAnNSNQLQsif
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紅白真的太有趣了www30Please respect copyright.PENANAMAt8WWF5b2
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學長真的超可愛(心)