在我們一行人走到地鐵站的路程上,我留意到不少目光注視著她們四人。畢竟她們四人各有春秋,樣子又甜美可愛,路人的回頭率是百分之一百。只是苦了我,沿路總是被路人用上仇恨的目光盯著,真是不舒服啊。181Please respect copyright.PENANAR99DG5IljE
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臨分開前,Bobo也不忘再一次提醒我。181Please respect copyright.PENANAgjCuJi8KsR
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Bobo:「阿威,記住星期三要陪我去畫展,唔好甩底! 」181Please respect copyright.PENANAdQrbxN3VmZ
我:「知啦,唔洗係咁提」181Please respect copyright.PENANAMFKx8ZsaQH
穎詩:「咩係,你洗唔洗咁長氣呀?成個阿婆咁」181Please respect copyright.PENANAYBjuAtQ3EM
Bobo:「今晚你會死得好慘」181Please respect copyright.PENANAOru1N9lqKC
我:「拜拜啦!」181Please respect copyright.PENANAk5R6y2dXZs
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送完Bobo兩姐妹坐地鐵後,便順便送堂妹們回家,才算是完成今日的任務。回家後夜深了,媽媽留了飯菜給我,但不見他們二人,我猜是去了公園散步。今天已經筋疲力盡,梳洗完後反而滿精神的,便打算上線打遊戲。上線後,看到阿輝、Jason等人也在遊戲當中,正想邀請他們時,卻留意到那個ID「寂寞的人」在線中,我馬上邀請對方參與遊戲。181Please respect copyright.PENANANt3fJLuNUq
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我:「好耐冇見你上線,Yan」181Please respect copyright.PENANATb9cddUwmp
Yan:「係你好耐冇上線姐,傻仔」181Please respect copyright.PENANAlDbeoJT2DU
我:「屌你,唔好再叫我做傻仔」181Please respect copyright.PENANAtwc3zxrt8L
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Yan是我很久以前在網上識的女生,雖然從未見面,但與她聊天是意外的舒服。作為最熟悉的陌生人,她知道很多關於我的袐密,同樣我亦知道有關她的事。初相識時,其實我不知道她是男生還是女生,因為一直以文字交流,直至偶然一次我提出用語音聊天,才知道她是女生。181Please respect copyright.PENANAE8dS7OmVoa
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接著連續數日,我成為了全職宅男,雖然朋友曾約我打球,無奈夏日炎炎的天氣打消了外出的念頭。本來打算宅到與Bobo去畫展的那天,可惜今天約好了與大伯一家聚會,作為閒人的我也沒有拒絕不出席的借口。正如我心中所想,兩位堂妹一看到我的到來,馬上開啓了八卦模式。181Please respect copyright.PENANAk9pQUXHmRV
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芷穎:「堂哥,你聽日同Bobo姐出街,緊唔緊張?」181Please respect copyright.PENANA5gNukpa4xb
芷欣:「算啦,家姐。堂哥佢係愛情白癡,唔會有感覺㗎!」181Please respect copyright.PENANAMI4LyvoWap
我:「你兩個係咪想死,話我係愛情白癡」181Please respect copyright.PENANAc36LMN0xMl
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當長輩們出現時,便是我的另一個難題。尤其是大伯,一開始就問長問短,結果問到我近來的感情狀況,再加上兩位可愛嘅堂妹又開始加鹽加醋,我深知不妙了。181Please respect copyright.PENANAaf8fHDDDHL
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芷穎:「阿爸,你都唔知堂哥佢有女仔約出街,佢仲想拒絕人添」181Please respect copyright.PENANAFMI30IOREs
芷欣:「個姐姐好靚女,但堂哥竟然無動於衷,都唔知堂哥係咪鐘意男人」181Please respect copyright.PENANAqNg7Tx9k3H
大伯:「阿威,你………」181Please respect copyright.PENANA9Dnmv9FZaR
我:「大伯,你唔好聽佢地亂講,我性取向完全正常,但個女仔只係我朋友」181Please respect copyright.PENANA9VAGbKZaeQ
大伯:「真係朋友咁簡單?」181Please respect copyright.PENANA3be8IADgbo
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幸好老爸叫大伯不要再問,再順勢把目標轉移至堂妹們,才避過這一劫。不然我也兇多吉少。