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比賽三點開始,由於是決賽,出場陣容基本上除了我之外,也沒有太大多改變。當我們來到場館,留意到對面已經到齊了,還有一群女生當啦啦隊。站在身旁的大杰氣沖沖地說:「屌,人地連女都帶埋黎,我地連打氣團都冇,心淡啦!」219Please respect copyright.PENANA3eW6wExvrH
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我:「屌,咁容易受世俗影響!我地今日唔炒佢地三十分以上,我去食晒佢啲女女」219Please respect copyright.PENANAz5jql3GOo3
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Ming:「咁好為難你姐,所以我決定同你一齊去食晒佢啲女女」219Please respect copyright.PENANANcPwv7pmeV
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輝:「你地可唔可以認真啲?就算炒唔到三十分,我地都要食晒佢啲女女」219Please respect copyright.PENANAEgYlBg4GcY
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大家:「隊長英明,一於食晒啲女女!」219Please respect copyright.PENANAsWdXeL9kPS
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不過對手的實力,整體而言不算太強,畢竟這種賽事只是業餘水準,只有我們這群閒人才願意降級虐殺,一般有水準的都不願參加。當裁判示意比賽即將開始,我們按照早已商議好的策略,由我(PG)、細杰(SG)、呀Dee(SF)、大杰(PF)加埋呀Ming(C),作為先發嘅五人組。我們五個人的平均身高1.93,相反對方整體身高差太遠,相信只靠身高足以控制戰局。219Please respect copyright.PENANAsSBM58OSZN
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整場賽事正如我們所料,單方面虐殺對手,比分為70-35,成功以大比分贏得冠軍。可是,那群替補球員在我們比賽期間,竟然成功拿了對面隊女生們的電話和IG,甚至有人約了下次一起打籃球,簡直是不要臉。219Please respect copyright.PENANACZNocyb0xT
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Jason:「你地場上咁努力,我地場下一樣咁努力」219Please respect copyright.PENANAoB4BcMMHSe
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Ming:「我地就出汗水,你地就出口水,你地開心啦」「咁都要佢地嘅英姿幫我地吸引到班女女先得,我地先可以食到女!」219Please respect copyright.PENANAseXLAJAocS
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我:「呀Ming,你認住佢地班仆街,搞到幾多兄弟冇得溝女,冇得出pool」219Please respect copyright.PENANAeU2P2sqmUD
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輝:「你唔好係到煽風點火,明明你自己身邊咁多女,你又唔介紹佢地識!」219Please respect copyright.PENANAWsJ28rZYtt
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Dee:「阿威,係咪真㗎,阿輝講嘅係咪真?你有好多女!」219Please respect copyright.PENANA7mLNVyOFzn
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我:「全部都係輝哥啲fd,同我完全冇關係」219Please respect copyright.PENANAqN5AtuP8AP
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輝:「我地唔好咁容易因為女嘅問題而傷大家感情。今日我地贏對方三十五分,我決定請大家食餐好!」219Please respect copyright.PENANA963kKm8ECX
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大杰:「今晚我唔得,約左女朋友食飯。下次先再食過」219Please respect copyright.PENANA2EUoLr0ckN
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Ming:「大杰,你幾時有女朋友?點解你會出到pool,點解呀!」219Please respect copyright.PENANAloyHrCNjrQ
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我:「大杰,你走先啦!你再唔走,我驚你俾呀Ming佢地碎屍萬段」219Please respect copyright.PENANAvKH2gX5ZQ1
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順利護送大杰離開後,回頭看到阿Ming和Dee頽廢的樣子,更不斷要求大家一起做單身男人,歧視所有有女朋友的男人。一群人則笑著走到餐廳,途中我又收到Bobo所send的美食照片。219Please respect copyright.PENANAyLUb6pYFXL
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Bobo:「你份手信——石狩鍋,好好食呀!!😍😍」219Please respect copyright.PENANAiG19p4bGxv
我:「你真係好賤格,好彩我都唔輸蝕😁😁」我馬上再影了張海鮮焗飯給她看。219Please respect copyright.PENANA9kjSQJ13TT
Bobo:「你搞到我好想食呀😳😳」219Please respect copyright.PENANAlPFYnQVZYu
我:「俾你止下渴,等你返黎我帶你去食最好味嘅海鮮焗飯🤤🤤」219Please respect copyright.PENANAJn9HckIEtJ
Bobo:「一言為定♥♥」219Please respect copyright.PENANA76NVsWfwIF
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不知道是不是警覺性降低了,阿Ming看著我的messages,我也沒有察覺到。219Please respect copyright.PENANAFWrVMe1g9S
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Ming:「唔怪得知阿威會放走大杰,原來佢自己都有女,真係冇天理!」219Please respect copyright.PENANAPR9UgajlkU
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我:「我個fd姐,係咪咁都唔得先」219Please respect copyright.PENANAhDLcKgXDpQ
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Ming:「如果係fd會用『心心』符號,你當我係白痴呀!」219Please respect copyright.PENANAvNyxolhK3u
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Dee:「燒死佢!燒死佢!」219Please respect copyright.PENANA3e5By1pc3a
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我:「我諗送你地去青山好啲」219Please respect copyright.PENANAeQG4S9gRNM
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輝:「又係到講咩,我應該冇miss到任何嘢」219Please respect copyright.PENANAgZNIX7FrJx
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Ming:「有人send『心心』符號俾你個好兄弟,佢仲話係普通朋友,邊有普通朋友會send『心心』?」219Please respect copyright.PENANAR3jXmsNc3O
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輝:「阿威,係咪Queenie呀?」219Please respect copyright.PENANAGZWNHiBVl4
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Dee:「我諗唔係,個名係B字頭,肯定唔係咩Queenie!」219Please respect copyright.PENANAH14QXIiryh
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