古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,132Please respect copyright.PENANAnFxHYGD5BT
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。132Please respect copyright.PENANANNyVVZRiB2
於是貼出徵婚啟事:132Please respect copyright.PENANAj041o01bQp
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。132Please respect copyright.PENANAMZ799LYQ1u
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,132Please respect copyright.PENANAN1ray7jLFC
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,132Please respect copyright.PENANABtbEHr0tGL
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,132Please respect copyright.PENANAqCn9CFActf
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,132Please respect copyright.PENANArS5ec6sFRm
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,132Please respect copyright.PENANAnlpBHjvw5C
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,132Please respect copyright.PENANAViqpW5UcJt
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,132Please respect copyright.PENANAstjKoJq4mn
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,132Please respect copyright.PENANALJbm9nm98m
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。132Please respect copyright.PENANAZi4a7Uxjo4
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,132Please respect copyright.PENANAa4F28bObHe
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:132Please respect copyright.PENANAnGdFNu0yp8
可喜我文質彬彬。132Please respect copyright.PENANA767SAbcaQv
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!132Please respect copyright.PENANAaWQWQysund
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,132Please respect copyright.PENANAF5yng6CUnT
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:132Please respect copyright.PENANAPXpZ0PDowc
可喜我文質彬彬。132Please respect copyright.PENANAfwLDZQPmQx
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!132Please respect copyright.PENANA9emiU22ZT8
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,132Please respect copyright.PENANARiVwfyH0Ee
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,132Please respect copyright.PENANA8SzeWN8opW
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!132Please respect copyright.PENANAsIgPABfnV4
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,132Please respect copyright.PENANAUxZWoHIfCh
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,132Please respect copyright.PENANASOiffFTZLR
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:132Please respect copyright.PENANAoEAcFVeKBK
可喜我文質彬彬。132Please respect copyright.PENANAlyisoE8UA3
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!132Please respect copyright.PENANANZ3txb4Wi9
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!132Please respect copyright.PENANAGBkKyL4hso
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。132Please respect copyright.PENANAOgfVoeI7KO
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。132Please respect copyright.PENANAggDEVjMNrz
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。132Please respect copyright.PENANAlYxPpI70rb
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