Rayyan akhirnya berjaya sambung belajar di kolej idamannya — penuh semangat nak berjauhan dari mama dia yang terlalu clingy dan overprotective, Ain Haziera. Sejak kecil Ain memang obses dengan Rayyan, ibarat bodyguard dan girlfriend campur jadi satu.

Tapi malang tak berbau.

Baru nak rasa hidup bebas, Rayyan terkejut besar — Ain tiba-tiba enroll sekali di kolej yang sama... Siap masuk dorm yang sama!

Rayyan cuba lari dari drama, tapi benda jadi makin parah bila roommate baru dia, Karl — seorang mat salleh kacukan yang besar, sado, dan brutal — mula menunjukkan minat luar biasa dekat Ain. Dengan tubuh sado, perangai lucah, dan mulut kasar, Karl langsung tak cover-cover flirting dengan Ain — depan Rayyan pun dia berani!

Shah, ayah Rayyan, cuma geleng kepala dari jauh — clueless dan blur tahap dewa macam biasa. Dia langsung tak perasan green light vibes makin kuat antara isteri dia dan Karl, walaupun benda tu dah terang-terangan.

Rayyan cuma mampu tengok — muka merah blushing dan jiwa hancur perlahan-lahan. Mama dia makin hari makin flirty, makin manja dengan Karl, sampai satu tahap... Ain sendiri dah jadi lebih dari sekadar mama muda clingy biasa.

Tagline:

"Bila mama clingy pergi kolej… dan crush roommate abang sendiri."

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Clingy Mommy

Doting Mom Fanservice

God-Level Fanservice

Obvilious Dad

Funny Cuckold

MILF Infinity Mode

Ponn (Lawak 18++ Mature Over-the-top)

"Supreme bone dug out? Then I shall devour all the spiritual bones under heaven, and let the flames of the Holy Land's wrath burn away this false heavenly law!"

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Inheriting a dilapidated ancestral manor, the protagonist discovers it to be an inn exclusively for "lost yokai." Each chapter unveils the tale of a unique spirit – a forgotten river deity, a land god whose incense has faded – while the main narrative interweaves the burgeoning conflicts between humanity and the non-human realm.

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I arrived in another world.

No system, no sword, no royal lineage. Just a little boy, abandoned in the mud in front of a ruined temple.

Seventeen years later, I'm still not a hero.But I'm alive, barely, and with a dream:To build a home for children like me. A place where orphans aren't forgotten. Where they eat warm meals, learn magic or farming, and perhaps not die before puberty.

After years of saving coins, begging from carpenters, and dodging slave traders, I finally opened my orphanage.

And then...

> DING!> "Celestial Orphanage System Activated!"> Mission: Turn every orphan into a hero, a legend, or someone their enemies will weep for in therapy.> Rewards: Power, skills, fame, and, occasionally, a divine coupon.

Apparently, every time one of my children learns to read, kills a demon rabbit, or stops licking enchanted rocks, I get a reward.

And it doesn't stop.

Healing spells? I've got them!

Martial arts techniques? Now I accidentally punch trees.

A celestial presence that makes kings sweat? Uh... I'm working on it.

I just wanted to be a caregiver.But the world is starting to whisper my name. Some call me the Martial Saint. Others, a menacing Demon above the Seven Heavens.

The kids?They call me "Boss Lin"---

Warning: This story is my first web novel project. The portrait is AI-generated and the text is AI-corrected for grammar. The main story is entirely written by me. English is not my native language. If you can give constructive criticism, I'm open to it.

Masashi Kishimoto's manga series "Naruto" follows Naruto Uzumaki's journey to become a respected ninja. The manga was adapted into an anime series (2002-2007) and dubbed in English (2005-2009). This book analyzes each episode of the anime series, from Season 1 to Season 5, going beyond a simple summary.

©2023 by Sarah Mkorongo. All rights reserved, and all characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto.

Copyright © 2023 by Sarah Mkorongo

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Raised under London's ever-changing skies, I have always belonged to more than one place. My roots, though firmly planted in the English soil, stretched far beyond these shores, entwining with the vibrant, pulsating heart of Hong Kong-my seasonal sanctuary. Every summer, like clockwork, I would traverse continents to reconnect with my family, immersing myself in a city as multifaceted as it was mesmerising. Hong Kong, with its eclectic mix of cultures and its inhabitants-quirky, unfiltered, and endearing-welcomed me as both an insider and an outsider, a guest and a native son.

Despite the miles that separated us, my heritage was more than just the sum of my time in Hong Kong. It was a patchwork of influences-the fragrant whispers of Teochew, the gentle echoes of Taiwan, the understated grace of Japan, and the culinary traces of Malaysia, a nod to my grandmother's lineage. Returning to Hong Kong was never just a visit; it was a dive into the depths of my multicultural heritage, a reminder of the familiar yet ever-shifting landscape of my identity.

Growing up as an Asian boy in England, I straddled two worlds-never quite local, never entirely foreign. At school, I was the anomaly, the kid who packed cha siu bao alongside his crisps. In Hong Kong, I was the cousin with an unmistakable London lilt. Yet, rather than resent this in-betweenness, I learned to embrace it. Belonging was never about geography; it was about connection, curiosity, and the stories we collect along the way.

This book is a distillation of those stories-a collection of essays and reflections on identity, memory, and the quiet contradictions of a life lived between cultures. It is an attempt to make sense of the push and pull of belonging, the bittersweet nostalgia of places that change as soon as we leave them, and the universal search for home in an increasingly transient world.

Вот три варианта перевода в стиле "ранобэ" с сохранением динамики и игровой эстетики:

Вариант 1:

"Тестер игр + симулятор стратегий = билет в межмировой капкан! Эссенция бессмертных и магия элементов сталкиваются у Сумеречной Крепости — утраиваем скорость эволюции духовных зверей, ковам доспехи из материалов двух миров! Кровавый дебют у Лунного Озера обратил Школу Кровавого Зла в бегство. Эльфийская принцесса с древними секретами переходит на его сторону, пробужденный Сянлю шипит из глубин... Когда Патриарх Кровавого Зла и Повелитель Бездны блокируют врата, Лу Фэн усмехается: «Законы миров? Всего лишь ступеньки для моего марша духов! Эта победа — лишь ключ к ТРЕТЬЕЙ ТРЕЩИНЕ!»"

Вариант 2:

"1 час в день × 3-кратная скорость симуляции = самый дерзкий укротитель двух миров! Духовные звери пожирают элементальные ядра, обретая магические даньтяни; латники в защитных талисманах рубят культистов Кровавого Зла как капусту! От триумфа у Лунного Озера до межмировой торговой империи — Сумеречная Крепость растет... Пока пробужденный Сянлю не разрывает заговор Патриарха, но в финальной битве Лу Фэн находит обломок стелы, не принадлежащей ни одному из миров. Его «Марш духов» только НА ПОЛПУТИ!"

Вариант 3:

"Старт симулятора — и судьба Лу Фэна больше не принадлежит ни Небожителям, ни Лордам! Используя разницу во времени (1:30), он создает «Искусство укрощения душ» и гибридную армию, поглощающую оба вида энергии! Школа Кровавого Зла хочет захватить портал? Сначала пройдите Лунное Озеро! Эльфийская принцесса пророчит гибель? Он строит Сумеречную Крепость — мост между мирами! Когда клинок Повелителя Бездны касается его шеи, он смеется: «Этот странный аромат... Разве не пропуск в ТРЕТИЙ МИР, которого я ждал?»"

한국식 라이트노벨 스타일 번역:

가이드 1:

"게임 테스터가 추론 시뮬레이터와 연결되자, 그는 양계의 틈새 세계로 빨려 들어갔다! 선계의 영기와 영주 세계의 원소가 황혼 요새에서 충돌한다. 3배속으로 영수 진화를 추론하고, 양계 재료로 혼수 갑옷을 제작하라. 첫 전투인 달빛 호수에서 혼성 부대가 혈사문을 무너뜨린다! 정령 공주가 고대 비밀을 안고 투항하고, 잠든 홍룡 상류가 울부짖는다. 혈사 노조와 심연 영주의 연합이 문을 막아설 때... 육풍은 시뮬레이터를 어루만며 비웃는다: '양계의 법칙? 내 만령 정복의 디딤돌일 뿐. 이 승리? 이제 겨우 제3계의 틈을 열 정도다!'"

가이드 2:

"매일 1시간 3배속 추론으로 그는 양계 최강의 소환사가 되었다! 선계의 영수가 영주 세계의 원소 결정을 삼키자 마법을 쓰는 요단수가 되고, 영주의 중갑병이 선계의 호심부적을 두르자 혈사문 사수를 베어 넘기듯 무찌른다! 달빛 호수 전투에서 위용을 떨치고, 양계 무역단으로 부를 축적하며 황혼 요새는 점점 커져만 간다. 상류를 깨우고 혈사 노조의 음모를 무너뜨렸지만, 시공 균열에서 발견한 반쪽 비석... 이 만령 정복은 이제 절반도 못 왔다!"

가이드 3:

"추론 시뮬레이터가 작동하는 순간, 육풍의 운명은 더 이상 양계에 속하지 않았다! 선계 1일은 영주 세계 30일, 그는 이 시간차를 이용해 3배속으로 '혼령결'을 개발하고 영수와 대화하며 영기와 원소를 모두 먹는 혼성 군단을 만든다. 혈사문이 양계 통로를 노린다? 달빛 호수에서 막아내라! 정령 공주가 '양계가 멸망한다'고 경고하자 그는 오히려 황혼 요새를 양계의 중심으로 만든다. 심연 영주의 칼이 목에 닿았을 때, 그는 웃었다. 그 갑작스러운 신비한 기운... 바로 그가 온 책을 기다린 제3계의 초대장이 아니겠는가?"

#### **引导语1：**

「ゲームテスターとして推演シミュレーターに縛られた陸風は、目覚めると二つの世界の狭間に放り込まれていた！修仙界の霊気と領主世界の元素が『黄昏要塞』で激突——3倍速で霊獣の進化を推演し、異界の素材で『獣魂鎧』を鍛え上げた。月光湖での初戦で、混成部隊は血煞門を壊滅させた！精霊王女が古代の秘宝を携えて降伏し、太古の魔獣・相柳（こうりゅう）がうなりを上げる中、血煞老祖と深淵領主が共に要塞を包囲する。だが、陸風はシミュレーターを撫でながら嗤った。『二つの世界のルール？俺の《万霊征途》の踏み台に過ぎん。この勝利は……第三世界の裂け目を開くのにちょうどいい』」

#### **引导语2：**

「1日たった1時間の3倍速推演で、彼は二つの世界で最狂の《御獣師》になった！修仙界の霊獣が領主世界の元素結晶を飲み込み、魔法を放つ妖丹獣へと進化。重装兵たちは修仙界の護心符を纏い、血煞門の邪修を野菜切り同然に斬り伏せた！月光湖の殲滅戦で名を轟かせ、異界商隊で富を築き上げるうちに、陸風の『黄昏要塞』はますます巨大化していく——ついに彼が相柳を覚醒させ、血煞老祖の陰謀を打ち破った時、時空の裂け目で拾ったのは『どちらの世界にも属さない石碑の欠片』だった。この《万霊征途》は、まだ半分も終わっていない……！」

#### **引导语3：**

「推演シミュレーターが起動した瞬間、陸風の運命はもはや二つの世界のものではなかった！修仙界の1日は領主世界の30日——この時間差を利用し、3倍速で霊獣と会話する『御魂訣』を開発。霊気にも元素にも耐える混成軍団を編成した。血煞門が異界の通路を奪おうとしても、まず月光湖の防衛線を突破できるか？精霊王女が『二つの世界は滅びる』と予言しても、彼は『黄昏要塞』を両世界のハブとして築き上げる！そして決戦の時、深淵領主の刃が喉元に迫った瞬間——陸風は笑った。『この突然現れた神秘の気配……まさか、俺がずっと待っていた《第三世界へのチケット》か？』」

**Game tester Lu Fengyi** accidentally binds to a **"Deduction Simulator"** and is transported to the **void between two realms**. There, he establishes **Twilight Fortress**, bridging the **cultivation world** and the **lord-dominated world**. Leveraging the simulator's time-acceleration capabilities to merge the rules of both realms, he breeds **spirit beasts** and assembles a **hybrid task force**. Starting with the **Moonlit Lake Annihilation Campaign**, he gradually unlocks cross-dimensional systems like **interdimensional caravans** and **Beast Soul Armor**.

During his journey, he teams up with **Elven Princess Aelia** to thwart the **Blood Fiend Sect's conspiracy**, awakening the **primordial chaos beast Xiangliu** . The story culminates in a climactic battle at the **Space-Time Rift** against the **Blood Fiend Patriarch** and the **Abyssal Lord**. Though victorious, Lu discovers a cryptic clue about the **Third Domain**, propelling him into an even grander odyssey.

Does "superpower" sound cool? — Until you discover that your ability is so useless, it’s laughable!

Lin Xiaoqiang, a broke community college loser who can barely afford to drink instant noodle soup for three days, suddenly awakens the superpower of "hearing animals’ thoughts."

— Only to find out that within a 10-meter radius, every animal is a vicious, sarcastic master of insults! The neighbor’s fat orange cat mocks him every day for being single, the pigeons on the street gossip about humans’ hairlines, and the stray dogs are secretly plotting a "world domination" scheme…

To survive (and prevent the dogs’ plans), he is forced to assemble a team of "useless superhumans":

This group of "Super Useless League" has daily tasks such as:

✔️ Helping the breakfast shop owner control "telekinetic egg frying" (but the eggs always stick to the customers’ faces).

✔️ Stopping A Zhai from using his 3-second time freeze to sneak a peek at the goddess’s phone (only to find that the goddess is also using superpowers to edit photos).

✔️ Fighting the "Superpower Correction Center" — led by an obsessive-compulsive uncle whose power is "forcing everyone to wear turtlenecks instantly!"

When they discover that animals are planning to destroy humanity with their "lazy genes," this rescue mission turns into:

Lying dead on an IKEA display bed, forcing the whole city to do square dancing with a pink virus, and live-streaming the absurd business of selling "turning exes into hamsters."

This is a hilarious comedy about "how loser superhumans turn their daily lives into disasters, but accidentally save the world!"

If you've ever fantasized about having superpowers, after reading this book… you’ll be grateful to be an ordinary person!