ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THE DUMBEST STORY EVER?!? 239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgG7hrB1j7
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Now, I absolutely adore sour candy. 239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrABqjoHhx
The sourer, the better, though I do struggle with knowing when to stop. 239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X3GpNDqBs
I've gotten my whole tongue swollen from eating to much sour stuff, but that's not the story we're looking at today.
Because most sour candy has citric acid in it to make it sour.
That's normally not that big of a deal, right?
Well, have you ever heard of Toxic Waste hard candy? 239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxT56gPYyOU
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They are an extremely sour hard candy, where it even warns you on the box not to eat more then one at a time.239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMns8FidVJ
I ignored these warnings and ate them anyway.239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkynCOY0RRh
Some reports say that some of the Toxic waste candy, when dissolved in water, has a P.H of 2.2-2.7. 239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIg07K4hBWt
Oh, you know, the same range as stomach acid.
No big deal.239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5ZkchJGyx
First, I ate 1, just to try it out.239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNIcs8nGLj
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Then I thought that it was delicious and decided to eat more!
By the time I had gobbled down four of them, my tongue was beginning to burn.
Just...one...more....
Big mistake.
My tongue starts to hurt really bad, and when I looked at it in the mirror--239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9w5lpa2lSS
IT HAD BURNED A HOLE THROUGH MY TONGUE!
Not an actual hole, however, it was certainly an absolutely MASSIVE dent in my tongue, covered in blisters.
And, I still have the scar two years later!
So, moral of the story, when your tongue hurts, stop eating sour candy.
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